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From: QOCI@Canton.Net
Subject: Aunt Susan
One small detail that you've neglected to think about. I do not have an Aunt Susan, I do not KNOW an Aunt Susan, and your attempts to blackmail me are highly unappreciated. Therefore, I advise you to consider your choice of blackmail subjects very carefully in the future, Ransom4u. After all, the spam has to stop. Do NOT make me hunt you down. Cease and desist this attempt to blackmail me, and all future attempts to spam me in the future.
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To: QOCI@canton.net
From: Ransom4u@omail.com
Subject: RE: Aunt Susan
Denial, eh? I expected more from you, Mr. Zimmer. Meet me in person near the Ashen Steppes gate to the Dunes in one week and I shall return your Aunt. Of course, whether she's alive depends on if you bring us the 1000 OM we demand.
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From: QOCI@Canton.Net
Subject: Re: Re: Aunt Susan
Before I even consider meeting, you will present proof of life. It is standard protocol in such cases, after all.
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This was so Warren could find out who exactly had the gall to pretend to be his Aunt Susan, which he did not have one of, and try to trick him out of his Omnilium. Yes, he was not amused with the current situation. In fact, if he had a Death Ray, he would have used it on Ransom 4u because this was just uncalled for. Plus, there was the matter of him not having an Aunt Susan in the first place. A killer robot was something he wished he had right now, so he could sick it on the individuals trying to blackmail him. No, a Gunship. Yes, a Gunship, and a horde of killer robots would be what he needed to deal with his current headache. However, he was not going to pay any ransom. No, he was simply going to shoot "Aunt Susan" and the one doing the ransom with a gun he was going to make out of Omnilium.
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To: QOCI@canton.net
From: Ransom4u@omail.com
Subject: RE: Re: Re: Aunt Susan
Of course, of course. I would expect nothing less from the Quarterback of Chaos. I've attached the photo evidence you require. Come swiftly, Mr. Zimmer. If you want to see her alive, you'd best bring our payment.
Alternatively, just send us the OM through the dataverse and we'll see to it that your Aunt Susan is transported safely to your castle in the Tangled Greens.
I hope to hear from you soon, Mr. Zimmer.
[Attached is a photo of a woman in business attire sitting down on a chair with a sack over her head. Her feet and the bottom of the chair legs are cut out of the image, and the background is littered with ash and volcanoes. It doesn't look obviously faked.]
Quote:We are Ransom4u! Offering ransoms for objects, data, and hostages to people all over the world. Do you have a hostage? Or something that belongs to someone else? Do you want them to pay you some sweet juicy OM to get it back? Are you tired with faffing about to try and find their email, or getting them to respond? Ransom4u maintains a 100% success rate where it comes to getting primes to pay ransoms. Simply tell us who you want us to contact, and anything you want to say. The say how much you want them to pay you, and we'll handle the rest. Easy.
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To: Ransom4u@omail.com
From: QOCI@Canton.Net
Subject: RE: Re: Re: Re: Aunt Susan
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There is one further thing before I consider any payment. You must unmask the individual, so that I can confirm that she is my "Aunt Susan" and not an imposter, or someone pretending to be here. I'm sure you understand that this is just a precaution I am taking in order to not waste my hard earned Omnilium on something that is actually a scam. Also, you will not be sending her to my castle in the Tangled Green, but to a set of coordinates I will provide soon enough.
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Of course this was not just to verify that she was "Aunt Susan" but so that Warren Zimmer could get revenge on whoever dared to scam him like this. The Quarterback of Chaos did not have time to waste on something as pitiful as a scam. At this point he was about ready to pull out the napalm and unleash it on whoever was doing the spamming, and the scamming. For his patience, what little he had for such things had completely gone down the tubes. In other words, the individuals were fortunate he had other plans, right now.
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From: Ransom4u@omail.com
Subject: RE: RE: Re: Re: Re: Aunt Susan
Regretfully, I must decline your request, Mr. Zimmer. Did you think you could simply stall us with your demands? Perhaps, you could consider trying to contact your aunt. I'm sure you will find that your precious Aunt Susan is unresponsive. We possess her, Mr. Zimmer. It is we who shall make demands. If you ever want to see her again, either provide our payment electronically or go to the aforementioned location with the Omnilium. Alone. Your intellect has failed you.
It is your choice, Warren Zimmer. If you wish for us to send her to a new location, provide one. But we shall only do so after you give us what we ask. 1000 OM for your Aunt Susan's life. This is no scam, and you should not regard it as one. Ransom4u has maintained our prestigious reputation for many years, and such slander is unprecedented. Should you have no wish for your aunt, simply give the word and we shall... dispose of her.
That is all, Mr. Zimmer.
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04-18-2018, 11:43 PM
(This post was last modified: 04-19-2018, 12:50 AM by The Emperor of Mankind.)
To: QOCI@canton.net
From: Vibrationfednoreply@omnimail,com
Subject: The last thing you'd want in your pocket
Number 17, Pocket Leg Pockets.
The last The last thing you'd want in your Pocket Pocker pocker pocket is someone's leg. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A mafia member uploaded a photo anonymously to the datavere showcasing a rat in a pocket pocket. With the statement: "These are the pocket pocket Pocket Pocket cooporations give you." Admittedly, he had a shoe on.
But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 nexus standard time on day 6 of shipping, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Pocket Pocket factory in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the PP employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Tier 5, Coruscant. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Pocket Pocekt branch address was posted with wishes of a happy feeding to the fishes. 5 minutes later, the OMN (Omniverse news) was contacted by a seperate mafia. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: PP's "Tell us about mass leggings" online forum. The leg photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Coruscant standard Magazine contacted the PP in question the next day. When questioned, the spaghetti shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting.... fed." Mystery solved, by the dataverse. Now we can all go back to storing out belongings in peace.
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Realizing that he had no choice now but to pay the ransom in order to get to the bottom of the mess of why "Aunt Susan" had decided to send spam emails to him, Warren decided he was going to pay the ransom. If he paid the ransom, and the individual turned out to be a scammer he would at the very least know who the individual was. And once he knew who the individual was, dealing with them would be easier. It would also allow him to eventually deal with YL without the stress of the continued spam emails. Of course he fully intended on using Ransom 4u down the line to capture Dark Hecate, and ransom her so that YL would get out of his castle.
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To: Ransom4u@omail.com
From: QOCI@canton.net
Subject: RE: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Aunt Susan
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The reason for the "slander" is an attached email I have forwarded to you. However, I have transferred the Omnilium as we speak. You will move her to the world of Coruscant, and from there, she is on her own. But first, in order to claim the 100 OM extra that I have included, you will provide full picture of herself, and yourself, to me.
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If this worked, he could add two people to his to do list. His to remove list, that is. To remove from existence list, to be exact. For Warren was simply done with the chaos that kept cropping up in his life. It was time he did something about it, and made himself stronger than ever.
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04-19-2018, 03:52 PM
(This post was last modified: 04-19-2018, 09:55 PM by Dane Regan.)
To: QOCI@canton.net
From: Ransom4u@omail.com
Subject: RE: RE: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Aunt Susan
Mr. Zimmer,
We are grateful that you have chosen to see reason. However, we have no interest in a compromise. We asked for 1000 OM. You have paid us the 1000 OM. As you have provided the payment we requested, we shall allow you to see Aunt Susan again. Bargaining with us for any more or less will not work, Mr. Zimmer. I shall not be providing a picture of myself. If you wish to meet, you may head to the aforementioned location in the Ashen Steppes to reclaim your aunt personally as I will not be attaching any more photo evidence. If that is all, I shall have your precious Aunt Susan sent to Coruscant.
Regards,
[Redacted]
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