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~~Ebonywood Hellscythe~~ · 10-24-2017, 12:45 PM

*Ebonywood Hellscythe flops*

*Dust catches Ebony.*

[Today 18:32] Ebonywood Hellscythe : [Image: awe6.png]

[Today 18:33] Dust : =3 Hey

[Today 18:33] Tearen Wover : This is very easy to visualize in my head.

[Today 18:34] Dust : What is?

[Today 18:34] Ebonywood Hellscythe : Yo

[Today 18:39] Tearen Wover : "The dark-hooded Prime girl swooned heavily in the heat of the raging Steppes, weary from her struggle for survival..."

[Today 18:39] Tearen Wover : "Expecting to crumple upon the cruel, igneous ground, Ebony instead found herself caught in the embrace of a tall, mysterious figure."

[Today 18:40] Cell : Is she swooning because I took off my shirt? Cuz that's a thing that totally happens.

[Today 18:40] Ebonywood Hellscythe : No, because she's sleepy tired.

[Today 18:40] Tearen Wover : "His face, with pointed features and a dusky bearing, smiled down at her. In her dazed mind, she stared up impassively until she noticed that this ma was also without a shirt."

[Today 18:41] Cell : Tired of not seeing my shirtless bod?

[Today 18:41] Cell : Tea knows what's up.

[Today 18:41] Tearen Wover : "Sparkling, emerald eyes quiverred up at Dust's own, sly hues, and it was in this moment that Cell farted horrendously."

[Today 18:42] Ebonywood Hellscythe : [Image: frog.gif]

[Today 18:43] Cell : This is how all stories should proceed.

Angel Fisher · 10-26-2017, 07:17 AM

[Today 08:13 PM] 13-Jzall : because I'm a dick

Tearen Wover · 11-02-2017, 11:31 AM

[Today 12:26 pm] Ebonywood Hellscythe : Me a month ago: "I'm gonna learn cool maths at University." Me now: "Whoa, I can prove a + b = b + a. (For non-negativity integers)."

[Today 12:28 pm] Amber Veritz : I love Bratwurst

Angel Fisher · 11-03-2017, 08:02 PM

[Today 08:47 AM] Morene Fellon : im carrying a scythe tossing child and a weirdo bipolar twink in both of my arms

[Today 08:47 AM] Morene Fellon : in the middle of "fuck volcano" land

[Today 08:47 AM] Marisa Kirisame : i dont mind a touhou vs omniverse war canonicly

[Today 08:47 AM] Morene Fellon : i do not think all the tittymonsters hailing from gensokyo would want to set up a real fight right here

[Today 08:47 AM] Cell : You should just toss em into a volcano.

[Today 08:47 AM] Morene Fellon : OKAY NO

[Today 08:48 AM] Morene Fellon : @CELL THESE ARE MY CHILDREN....

[Today 08:48 AM] Cell : Get new ones.

[Today 08:48 AM] Cell : Or the same ones.

[Today 08:48 AM] Cell : I dunno.

[Today 08:48 AM] Morene Fellon : cell, you actually have children

[Today 08:48 AM] Morene Fellon : are you telling me you want to throw them in volcanoes

[Today 08:48 AM] Cell : I do.

Desman Black · 11-03-2017, 08:54 PM

[spoiler]Today 09:27 AM] Cell : Sun is a plasma.

[Today 09:27 AM] Marisa Kirisame : EYYY!

[Today 09:27 AM] Gunther Stein : *Ignores the facts.*

[Today 09:28 AM] 13-Jzall : ._.

[Today 09:30 AM] Gaston : @cell no sun is made of lite u stoopid

*Usopp has posted a new thread: Ohsi the Avatar(WIP)*

[Today 09:31 AM] Gunther Stein : Sun is not lite, is a2aly very hevvy!

[Today 09:31 AM] Cell : No one astrophysics like Gaston.

[Today 09:31 AM] Cell : Though, am surprised Gaston doesn't believe the sun is just an egg he hasn't eaten yet.

[Today 09:31 AM] Marisa Kirisame : . . .

[Today 09:32 AM] Marisa Kirisame : i kinda want to see that happen

[Today 09:32 AM] 13-Jzall : make that your story arc

[Today 09:32 AM] Gaston : every planet is an egg

[Today 09:32 AM] Gaston : or star, or moon

[Today 09:32 AM] Gaston : he just needs a spaceship and some time and it'll all be eaten

[Today 09:33 AM] Cell : Every person Gaston meets is also an egg. An ambulatory egg with sapience.

[Today 09:33 AM] 13-Jzall : is gaston an egg?

[Today 09:33 AM] Gunther Stein : Sounds like you're trying to turn Gaston into Cell mk II

[Today 09:33 AM] Gaston : gaston is the only living thing

[Today 09:33 AM] Gaston : the rest is just eggs in disguise

[Today 09:34 AM] 13-Jzall : no one wears a tin foil hat like gaston

[Today 09:34 AM] Mori Hui : Is Omni an egg?

[Today 09:34 AM] Cell : I'd be cool with Gaston becoming a Cell.

[Today 09:34 AM] 13-Jzall : what about normal eggs

[Today 09:34 AM] Angel Fisher : So then why doesn't Gaston eat those eggs? Is it becuase he inly eats baby eggs?

[Today 09:34 AM] Gaston : @Mori omni is the multi-egg, centre of the eggseverse

[Today 09:34 AM] 13-Jzall : are they eggs wearing egg costumes

[Today 09:34 AM] Cell : He needs his alt form first.

[Today 09:34 AM] Marisa Kirisame :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJF73VSRc-E this is pretty good

[Today 09:34 AM] Gaston : @Angel He's not big enough. he's gotta build his way up

[Today 09:35 AM] Cell : When his mouth will be large enough to swallow the people eggs.

[Today 09:35 AM] Gaston : it's like you can't just start with the 5 kilo meatball sub

[Today 09:35 AM] Cell : Because Gaston doesn't chew anything except leather straps.

[Today 09:35 AM] Gunther Stein : I can...

[Today 09:35 AM] Gaston : you gotta start with a 6-inch, go to a footlong. build up to it

[Today 09:35 AM] Cell : That's Disney canon.

*Trixie has posted in Why the Omniverse Has Rules*

[Today 09:36 AM] Angel Fisher : Cell and Gaston: Egg Vs. Egghead

[Today 09:37 AM] Cell : Which is which?

[Today 09:37 AM] Gaston : you're the egg

[Today 09:37 AM] 13-Jzall : cell is the egg

[Today 09:37 AM] Gaston : im da only living thing

[Today 09:37 AM] Gunther Stein : Cell and Gaston reminds me of Cid and Diago...

[Today 09:37 AM] Cell : I mean, to me, YOU'RE the egg.

[Today 09:38 AM] 13-Jzall : is cell cid?

[Today 09:38 AM] Gaston : yeah but you don't exist you're just a figment of my eggmajination.

[Today 09:39 AM] 13-Jzall : ._.

[Today 09:39 AM] Angel Fisher : So gaston is Mentally Eggstable?

[Today 09:39 AM] Mori Hui : If i'm an egg am I at least hard boiled?

[Today 09:39 AM] Cell : He's just Eggnorant.

[Today 09:40 AM] 13-Jzall : ._.

[Today 09:41 AM] Gunther Stein : that is an eggceptional pun.

[Today 09:41 AM] Gunther Stein : It was almost perfeggt, Eggcept the eggsecution was terrible.

[Today 09:41 AM] 13-Jzall : ._.

[Today 09:41 AM] Mori Hui : Y'all are getting too Eggcited

[Today 09:42 AM] Angel Fisher : Eggactly

[Today 09:42 AM] Gaston : @Angel Your Omnitopia thread was pretty good. But the lack of gaston made me very eggset

[Today 09:42 AM] Mori Hui : Eggxit this chatbox

[Today 09:42 AM] Gunther Stein : I don't want to eggsist anymore.

[Today 09:42 AM] Angel Fisher : Your the Egghead that choice to be a tank <_< @gaston

[Today 09:42 AM] Gunther Stein : I'm having an eggsistnetial crisis.

[Today 09:43 AM] Gunther Stein :Tank/support. I like getting all the eggro.

[Today 09:43 AM] Mori Hui : I play Reaperbecause I like being Eggy

[Today 09:44 AM] Mori Hui : Some call me an egglord

[Today 09:45 AM] Gunther Stein : That name is eggsquisit.

[Today 09:45 AM] 13-Jzall : ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[Today 09:45 AM] Mori Hui : My favorite anime character is natsu

[Today 09:45 AM] Gaston : Personally, not a big fan of Eggerwatch. Prefer Egg Fortress two.

[Today 09:45 AM] Mori Hui : he was raised by the Egg Dragon Eggneel

[Today 09:45 AM] Gunther Stein : Natsu is eggstraordinary.

[Today 09:45 AM] Marisa Kirisame : could we stop with all of these eggcilent puns?

[Today 09:46 AM] Jade Harley : QUACK

[Today 09:46 AM] Angel Fisher : Eggkay, this is Eggung out of Hand

[Today 09:46 AM] Marisa Kirisame : im on track to having my sides scrambled from all this laughter

[Today 09:46 AM] Gunther Stein : I diseggree.

[Today 09:46 AM] Mori Hui : You're right

[Today 09:46 AM] Gunther Stein : I'm cracking up.

[Today 09:46 AM] Mori Hui : I don't want to bother these yolks

[Today 09:46 AM] Gunther Stein : I just wanted to eggspress myself.

*Cell has posted in [Halloween] Two-sentence horror stories*

[Today 09:47 AM] Angel Fisher : @Mori, fon't tell me your Chicken [/spoiler]

Revan Noctis · 11-12-2017, 08:40 AM

[Today 01:25 pm] Amaterasu : Our froglord, who blarghs in heaven, frogbon be thy name

[Today 01:25 pm] Amaterasu : OV begun, them posts be done, with skill and not an error

[Today 01:25 pm] ElFailzalot : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuCn8ux2gbs

[Today 01:25 pm] Sister Evangeline : shadilay.wav

[Today 01:25 pm] Amaterasu : Give us this day our Rested Point and forgive us when we waste it

[Today 01:26 pm] Amaterasu : As we forgive those who use Supers against us, and lead us not into Banishing

[Today 01:26 pm] Amaterasu : Undeliver us from Underverse, Froggonk.

[Today 01:28 pm] Amaterasu : Recite this prayer every Sunday and the froglords will look down favorable upon your posts Big Grin

[Today 01:30 pm] Angel Fisher : *says their frig prayers*

[Today 01:31 pm] Angel Fisher : *frog

Malon · 11-14-2017, 07:32 AM

[Desman Black's Avatar] [Today 01:28 PM] Desman Black : I just like spreading tumors Hee
[Desman Black's Avatar] [Today 01:28 PM] Desman Black : *rumors
[Malon's Avatar] [Today 01:29 PM] Malon : You had me really worried there for a sec.

Desman Black · 11-14-2017, 07:55 AM

[Today 08:47 pm] Desman Black : Rocky the rock was not ment to be a joke charater T_T

[Today 08:47 pm] Desman Black : R.I.P untapped creativity

[Today 08:48 pm] 13-Jzall : make rocky into a NPC prime

[Today 08:48 pm] Dane Regan : I would make that my 3rd. But I'm already committed to making a spaceship pilot so I can go to the Oververse and ask Omni why there's no Spaceverse.

Angel Fisher · 11-16-2017, 03:50 AM

[Today 02:58 PM] 13-Jzall : I'm waiting for staff to approve my alt's joining post

*China has posted in Mind vs Matter*

[Today 04:08 PM] 13-Jzall : I am going to make china my pet

[Today 04:19 PM] Claptrap : Respectable

[Today 04:28 PM] Angel Fisher : @13, Clownpeice has alredy beat you to that

[Today 04:29 PM] 13-Jzall : Clownpiece beat up China though

[Today 04:30 PM] Angel Fisher : Exactly, Chaina is now scared of Clownpeice so they will be their pet

[Today 04:30 PM] 13-Jzall : ._.

[Today 04:35 PM] Angel Fisher : Also, you put your joining form for your alt in?

[Today 04:35 PM] Angel Fisher : If so, who is your alt, I want to read who I ship you with [Image: awe5.png]

[Today 04:35 PM] 13-Jzall : The emperor of mankind

[Today 04:35 PM] 13-Jzall : obviously

[Today 04:36 PM] Angel Fisher : 13xThe Emperor, Best ship 10/10, Would force them to kiss eachother again -IGN

[Today 04:36 PM] 13-Jzall : what is the ship name?

[Today 04:37 PM] Angel Fisher : The Empoeror' New Clock [Image: awe5.png]

[Today 04:37 PM] Angel Fisher : *emperor's

[Today 04:38 PM] 13-Jzall : ._.

[Today 04:38 PM] 13-Jzall : I'm not sure if I should change my discord name to that or not

[Today 04:39 PM] Angel Fisher : Doo eetttt

[Today 04:41 PM] Angel Fisher : Also *cloak

[Today 04:41 PM] Angel Fisher : So, with orrect spelling: The Emperor's New Cloak

[Today 04:42 PM] Amaterasu : 13: "Emperor-senpai, I want you to wear me."

[Today 04:42 PM] Amaterasu : [Image: awe5.png]

[Today 04:43 PM] 13-Jzall : ._.

[Today 04:44 PM] 13-Jzall : I will throw malon and undyne off of a cliff

Angel Fisher · 11-16-2017, 04:09 AM

[Today 04:47 PM] Amaterasu : [Image: awe4.png]

[Today 04:49 PM] Amaterasu : http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/orig...74/2ed.gif

[Today 04:49 PM] Claptrap : What kind of monster would throw a little girl and a fish person off a cliff [Image: frog.gif]

[Today 04:50 PM] Amaterasu : One that does not realize that the fish would probably just scale the cliff back up.

[Today 04:50 PM] Amaterasu : Also, Malon is 20 years old.

[Today 04:51 PM] Claptrap : Oh, you use the adult Malon don't you

[Today 04:51 PM] Claptrap : I completely forgot -.-

[Today 04:52 PM] Malon : [Image: ezgif-3868007036.gif]

[Today 04:53 PM] 13-Jzall : how would a fish person scale up a cliff?

[Today 04:54 PM] Angel Fisher : Though, DETERMINSTION

*Angel Fisher is not determined enough to make that word red*

[Today 04:54 PM] 13-Jzall : [Image: frog.gif]

[Today 04:54 PM] Undyne : I'll scale the cliff face with my spears, of course.

[Today 04:54 PM] Angel Fisher : *or spell it correctly*

[Today 04:55 PM] 13-Jzall : k

[Today 04:55 PM] 13-Jzall : I'll just use the emperor to throw buckets at you

[Today 04:55 PM] Undyne : And when I arrive at the top I'll bash your tin head in [Image: frog.gif]

[Today 04:55 PM] 13-Jzall : [Image: frog.gif]

[Today 04:56 PM] 13-Jzall : What if I shoot undyne while they're scaling the cliff

[Today 04:56 PM] Undyne : I'll EAT the bullets [Image: awe_derp.png]

[Today 04:56 PM] Angel Fisher : Onviously Angel will be there to catch her and steal her away to wacth Anime

[Today 04:56 PM] Undyne : And spit them back at you.

[Today 04:56 PM] 13-Jzall : well fuck

[Today 04:57 PM] 13-Jzall : I have no defence to getting bullets being spat at me

[Today 04:58 PM] Undyne : Don't worry, it looks like that won't happen after all

[Today 04:58 PM] Undyne : the promise of anime will make Undyne forget about scrubs whose heads she must bash in.

[Today 04:58 PM] 13-Jzall : weeb

[Today 04:59 PM] Undyne : [Image: frog.gif]

You're saying that as if it's an insult.

[Today 04:59 PM] 13-Jzall : it is

[Today 05:00 PM] Angel Fisher : U WOT M8

*Angel Fisher will now copy Desman's powers to fuse with undyne and beat 13 to a pulp... before wacthing anime*

Desman Black · 11-16-2017, 04:19 AM

[Today 05:02 pm] Undyne : One day, 13, you will encounter an Undyne that wears a Sundoge plushie hat, a Naruto forehead protector, a "One Piece" T-Shirt, "My Hero Academia" trousers and "Hunter x Hunter" shoes

[Today 05:03 pm] Undyne : and she shall hexa-wield katanas like Wolverine claws and make references to Jojo everytime she speaks as she darts past you and you only notice the injury 5 seconds later

[Today 05:04 pm] Angel Fisher : And then there will just be Angel wearing all ebony hoid, Ash tail, jackob arm, and riding in a Desman segway

[Today 05:04 pm] 13-Jzall : I'd buy a desman segway

[Today 05:05 pm] Desman Black : @13 I huess I beyter start Advertising My Hotel then [Image: myballs.png]

[Today 05:06 pm] Desman Black : After I get out of hell

~~Ebonywood Hellscythe~~ · 11-16-2017, 06:25 PM

[Today 23:07] Dane Regan : Spears > Halberds

[Today 23:07] Morene Fellon : @cirno bih there IS a hammerhead on this poleaxe

[Today 23:07] Dane Regan : Fite me

[Today 23:07] Morene Fellon : for it is the MOST VERSATILE WEAPON EVER INVENTED

[Today 23:07] Morene Fellon : spears are great, dane, but only if you have friends with spears

[Today 23:07] Morene Fellon : you don't have friends

[Today 23:07] Dane Regan : [Image: smith.gif]

Jade Harley · 11-17-2017, 09:43 AM

(07-04-2017, 11:37 AM)Ada Wong Wrote: [A Skype convo.]

Adam, 11:33 AM:

"Hulk Daniel just wanted quiet life..."

flyover scene of blasted fields and smashed fences

"...but stupid people ruined Hulk Daniel's farm. Hurt Hulk Daniel's milkies!"

shot of an injured cow, being tended to by veterenarians

"Hulk Daniel not feeling so quiet anymore."

smash-cut to some generic thug being punched through a wall

"HULK DANIEL SMASH!"

Coming this summer.

I went back to look at this. It's still the fricking funniest thing I've ever read in my life

Amaterasu · (This post was last modified: 11-17-2017, 04:17 PM by Amaterasu.)

[Sandy Myst's Avatar] *Sandy Myst pets the petite chien.*
[Jak Mar's Avatar] [Today 09:38 PM] Jak Mar : Hi sellout
[Jak Mar's Avatar] [Today 09:39 PM] Jak Mar : Gaaahhhhhh
[Jak Mar's Avatar] [Today 09:39 PM] Jak Mar : Autocorrect

(EDIT for clarity: This is Jak's troll autocorrect changing "Sandy" to "sellout")

Takanomiya Hijiri · (This post was last modified: 11-19-2017, 05:30 AM by Omni.)

Omni edit: Ey, no bans for this, but can we not make autistic jokes in the chatbox? That seems like common sense. We're not 4chan here, and maybe the edge has gotten a little out of control lately, so I'm here to gently remind people that we've got plenty of people on this site on the autistic spectrum (myself included), and that it's mean-spirited ground for jokes. Making fun of people is one thing - I don't want to be so draconic that we can't laugh at each other - but when it comes to naming specific mental illnesses, we're getting into dangerously toxic territory. Steer clear or get a ban, next time.

13-Jzall · 11-22-2017, 01:29 AM

[Today 04:25 PM] Amaterasu : *wags tail so fast that she starts flying while emitting propeller plane sounds*
*Celestia has posted in Dark Data - The Pale Moors Team OOC*
[Today 04:25 PM] 13-Jzall : Wat
[Today 04:25 PM] Moon Knight : lol
[Today 04:26 PM] Cloud Strife : what she doesn't realize is that those propeller noises are just little dog farts
[Today 04:26 PM] Summer : which reminds me...

Claptrap · 11-22-2017, 06:17 AM

Mark's Avatar [Today 11:15 pm] Mark : Whatcha gotta do is lure them to Camelot
Mark's Avatar [Today 11:15 pm] Mark : And drop Dalaran on them
Mark's Avatar [Today 11:15 pm] Mark : Like, the whole island
Mark's Avatar [Today 11:15 pm] Mark : It's foolproof

13-Jzall · 11-23-2017, 03:36 AM

Desman Black's Avatar [Today 06:34 PM] Desman Black : *i
Desman Black's Avatar [Today 06:34 PM] Desman Black : Stupid phone...
Alex Mercer's Avatar [Today 06:34 PM] Alex Mercer : Having issues Des? D
Alex Mercer's Avatar [Today 06:34 PM] Alex Mercer : XD*

~~Dane Regan~~ · (This post was last modified: 11-24-2017, 05:05 AM by Dane Regan.)

[Today 09:56] Dane Regan : @13: Oi, what's this about a rip-off Dane?

[Today 09:56] 13-Jzall : ._.

[Today 09:56] Alex Mercer : They were talking about Dane Region, a copy of Dane but better.

[Today 09:56] Dane Regan : u wot

[Today 09:57] Alex Mercer : Or Dane Regain.. who has the power to recover all things once lost...

[Today 09:57] Alex Mercer : Or Dean Regan, who owns a school.

[Today 09:57] 13-Jzall : or dane regen who has healing

[Today 09:57] Alex Mercer : .... or the Great Dane... who is Dane, but bigger.

[Today 09:57] Amaterasu : What about Dane Regal, the model?

[Today 09:58] Daniel : wouldn't dane regen have regeneration?

[Today 09:58] Alex Mercer : Or Damn Regan, the rascal?

[Today 09:58] Desman Black : We sould have Dane take over a verse and have him call it Dane Region xD

[Today 09:58] Dane Regan : ;_;

[Today 09:58] Alex Mercer : Already made the Region joke. [Image: icon_e_wink.gif]

[Today 09:58] 13-Jzall : healing is regeneration but better

[Today 09:58] 13-Jzall : dane raging who is constantly agry

[Today 09:58] Amaterasu : And Done Regan, the guy who finishes everything he starts

[Today 09:59] Alex Mercer : You should have an Powered Up Form that is called Great Dane... just a big dog with a bite attack.

[Today 09:59] Alex Mercer : And a tail that wags.

[Today 09:59] Amaterasu : And Bane Regan, the antagonist of Batman [Image: awe5.png]

[Today 09:59] Alex Mercer : Then face Ama in the ultimate battle of the doges!

[Today 09:59] Dane Regan : :V

[Today 09:59] 13-Jzall : along with dust

[Today 09:59] 13-Jzall : and summer

[Today 10:00] Alex Mercer : Dust is gonna be the cheerleader.

[Today 10:00] 13-Jzall : dane rodeo, a cowboy

[Today 10:00] Amaterasu : Goshdangit guys, Ama is a wolf, and she doesn't have her feral form yet :v

[Today 10:00] Desman Black : Or Adnex Regan, Dan's nobody

[Today 10:00] Amaterasu : Ammy the Sundoge is CBox canon exclusive.

[Today 10:01] 13-Jzall : wolves are dogs

[Today 10:01] 13-Jzall : [Image: awe_v.png]

[Today 10:01] Daniel : Wolves are cavemen dogs though

[Today 10:01] Alex Mercer : Cavemen didn't have dogs! They had barkbarks!

[Today 10:01] Desman Black : @Ama, speacking of Doges, I am now a puuper =3

[Today 10:02] Amaterasu : Wolves and dogs are canines, that's all that they relate with [Image: frog.gif]

[Today 10:02] Dane Regan : @Des: Pls, these are just getting worse and worse.

[Today 10:02] Dane Regan : :V

[Today 10:02] Amaterasu : [Image: yay.png]

Are you?

[Today 10:02] 13-Jzall : Done Regan, he finishes stuff

[Today 10:02] 13-Jzall : duck regan, a duck

[Today 10:02] Desman Black : I mean, it is on my avitar

[Today 10:02] Daniel : Dane Rogan, the comedian?

[Today 10:02] 13-Jzall : doom regan, an emo

[Today 10:02] Alex Mercer : Done Region, the location for all the Dane Regan puns.

[Today 10:02] Dane Regan : Stahp

[Today 10:02] Desman Black : ...and my usertitle is lost puppy.

[Today 10:03] Dane Regan : Anyway, I gotta go to a maths test now. So see ya nerds.

[Today 10:03] 13-Jzall : dalgebra regan, maths

[Today 10:03] Alex Mercer : QUICK someone make a math pun!

[Today 10:03] Amaterasu : Oh right, Avatar exchange.

[Today 10:03] Desman Black : Dane Regone, always diappearing

[Today 10:04] Amaterasu : Dane Regan, he's a normal Regan, but it's important to know that he comes from Denmark.

13-Jzall · 11-24-2017, 05:05 AM

That needs to be canon

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