The OV Waifu/Husbando List

[Ebonywood Hellscythe]

The Omniverse Waifu/Husbando List

Who is the best Waifu/Husbando? Is it your character? Is it someone else's? Luckily for you, I'm making a list to suit all your trashy needs.

How it's going to work: Comment your character(s) with some reasons and I'll add them to the list at the top post (if you're suggesting an NPC give a relevant info link). Based on popular opinion, I'll reorder and update the list every few days or so, fitting them in based on the arguments you made - or those made by others. If I haven't updated in a while, just complain at me or something.

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The Waifu list:

1. Ebonywood Hellscythe
   
2. Ash
   
3. Samus
   
4. Sister Evangeline
   
5. Amaterasu
   
6. Jade Harley
   
7. Angel Fisher
   
8. Yuuka Kazami
   
9. Clownpiece
   
10. Belle
    

The Husbando List:

1. Summer
   
2. Sonny
   
3. Harlan Higgs
   
4. Victor Wolfe
   
5. Dane Regan
   
6. Takanomiya Hijiri
   
7. Desman Black
   
8. Perfect Cell
   
9. All Might
   
10. Dust
    
11. Jak Mar
    
12. The Vision
    
13. Gunther Stein
    
14. Madotsuki
    
15. Gaston
    
16. Alex Mercer
    
17. Semi-Perfect Cell
    
18. 13-Jzall
    
19. Larfleeze
    
20. Imperfect Cell
    

[Handsome Jack]

Imperfect Cell
*is great at sucking.
*wants you inside him.
*says he can't be Perfect/complete without you.
*took an entire Battleball Team at the samd time.
*6 foot long appendage.

Semi-Perfect Cell
*totally ripped.
*dem lips.
*appendage is longer and thicker.
*fixates on you.
*still needs you to be complete/Perfect.

Perfect Cell
*looks like Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds had a love child that was breastfed by Jessica Alba.
*appendage can grow or shrink as needed.
*fine with doing nothing at all for days on end.
*dem muscles.
*infinite energy means he never gets tired.

[Summer]

Summer:
+Makes a nice air conditioner during the summer
+Eats fear so you'll never be afraid of anything again
+Extremely loyal, will never abandon
+Monster’s Honor. Will never break promises
+Super strong and energetic. Say goodbye to physical labor.
+Very driven. Will always accomplish something when he sets his mind to it.
 -But good luck trying to talk him out of the bad decisions.
+Can provide the perfect excuse to miss an event with the snap of his fingers. "Sorry, it's really coming down over here. It wouldn't be safe to drive"
+Minor shapeshifter. Can’t change face drastically but can become a different version of himself to match your preferences (Into old men? Into lolis? Summer’s capable of becoming both and everything in between.)
++Excellent cook.
+/-Wild and impulsive. If you prefer a slow and quiet life, he’s not for you.
+/-Actually a giant dork. Shower him with affection and watch him blush and stutter*
+/-Emotional. You’ll always know how he’s feeling, but those feelings are intense.
+/-Likes dreary places. Hope you share that taste.
+/-Likes rain. A lot. You might not see the sun often.
+/-Hermit. Cities make him nervous.
-Technophobe.
-Embodiment of storms. Expect a lot of things to be destroyed accidentally.
-Likes fighting. Expect him to punch people who look at him cross. (Will not punch you tho)
-Cannibal
-Ageless spirit of the weather. Will outlive you.

*predicated on him also liking the person showering him with affection. He won’t get all silly and red if some random person does it.


Sonny:

+Perfect for cuddling during winter
+Eats fear so you'll never be afraid again
+Will take a bullet for you. And probably shrug it off.
+Very calm. He will help you slow down, cool off, and work through your problems.
+Quick learner and very open to new ideas.
+Also good at teaching. Both of you will learn a lot from each other.
+Strong, but not energetic.
+Never again will it rain on your parade. It'll always be the perfect weather to do whatever.
++Very good at managing finances and household stuff. You don’t need to worry about it.
+/-Stoic. He won’t drag people up or down with his moods, but also doesn’t show them as much.
+/-Slow and deliberate. If you like life wild and fast-paced, he’s not for you.
+/-Repels weather. Lots of sunshine! But no more snow days :,(
+/-Thorough and focused. Nothing eludes him, but also he might not notice you until he finishes whatever he’s doing.
-High body temperature means he sucks to be around in the summer.
-Stubborn. Those around him move at his pace.
-Ageless spirit of the weather. Will outlive you.

[PepsiYuuka]

Yuuka:
+All the appeal of a MILF with none of the actual children.
+And, I mean, she's pretty hot, and that's what counts, right?
+Would probably never ask you for any kind of gifts- isn't materialistic.
+Has a really neat mansion.
+Your garden will be the greatest on the planet.
+Protective, but isn't usually overprotective to the point of dominating your life.
+She is like... actually nice sometimes. I swear.
+Doesn't break promises.
+/-Advanced Tsundere.
+/-Something of a trickster still. She'll keep you on your toes.
+/-Probably drags her partner out to the garden like, every day.
-Will probably outlive you.
-Might not be a good idea to break up with her to her face.
-Gets into trouble. A lot.

+++The Moe in Youkai Moe definitely stands for
[spoiler]Gap Moe.[/spoiler]

[Ebonywood Hellscythe]

Updated somewhat arbitrarily. Added in my characters just because I can. I'll update again as long as things continue to change or more compelling points are made.

[Desman Black]

Desman Black
+Is Ash's Hasbando, need I say more?

[Belle]

Belle:
+ Has an easy to remember name?
+ Driven pseudo martial-"artist"/aspiring hero.
+ Good person that tries to do good things, instead of just saying good things.
+/- Hinky dinky, a kind of free spirit when it comes to the bedroom.
+/- Has no patience for pomp. Fuck dinners at fancy restaurants, she'd rather see a movie and get a burger.
- Stubborn as fuck when she wants things her way.
- Slob.
- That hero/power thing? Yeah, that means you come second.
- You also might share second place with others in short order, because she isn't looking for anything serious.
- Kind of a sarcastic bitch and holds grudges.

[Gaston]

No one is a good husbando like Gaston!

+Will protect you from any danger
+Charismatic 
+Rich
+Handsome
+Very strong
+Good work ethic
+/-Genuinely wants to help people, may get in way of a relationship
-Stubborn as fuck
-Possessive
-Manipulative
-Selfish
-Not faithful
-Rude

[Madotsuki]

MADOTSUKI
+ Empathetic
+ Open-minded
+ Good fighter
+ Fearless
+ Will avenge you
+ Loyal
+ Artistic
+/- Hot-blooded deep down
+/- Furry trash
+/- Wants to be the dominant one
- Reclusive
- Nightmare fetishist
- Grudges HARD

[Victor Wolfe]

Victor 
+Handsome
+always willing to joke or smile, even over bad situations.
+Cares far more about personality than looks
+Confident
+Honest 
+Healing so recovers stamina very quickly 
+Trained in all the arts of royalty so can wine and dine or ballroom dance.
+Is also an assassin who likes his drink so is just as happy in a cheap bar 
- Megalomaniac
- Occasionally psychotic 
- Prone to all of the seven sins and the things that come with it.
- If you sleep with him a zombie axe murderess might eat you.

[Ebonywood Hellscythe]

Everyone above this post is in the list. Feel free to complain and explain why you're chars are better waifus/husbandos than the other characters (just keep trashtalk within usual site rules).

[Ash]

Ash
* Has a fan-club already
* Husbando: Harlan Higgs (He gets me.)
* Sexy
* Mature
* Husbando 2: Desman Black (He needs me.)
* Guys love her.
* Flirtatious
* Calm
* Charismatic (In my own way)
* Great Dancer (Just ask anyone)
* Independent
* Open to New Things and New People
* Likes to Tease
* Dresses for all occasions.
** Loves to dress up!
- Kind of a Bitch
- Semi-Aloof
* Hawt
* Not Clingy
* Doesn't fit Stereotypes
* Has a Playlist

[Jade Harley]

Jade
* has pet doggo
* is doggo
* arf arf!!
* likes nuclear physics
* frog-breeder
* musician
* uses emoticons and excessive punctuation!!!!!! c: c:
* a good friend
* cute AND deadly
* pewpew (lotsa guns)
* has actual star eyes *u*
* buck teeth
* extraordinary physical strength
* skilled with all kinds of weaponry
* can be insensitive sometimes
* wears many outfits, but not all at once, d'oh!
* soft ears
* green thumb
* gets lonely easily
* will viciously murder your enemies and bathe in their blood

[Larfleeze]

Larfleeze
+ Cuddly
+ Rich
+ Tough
+ Will care about you
+ Has powerful tusks
+ Has a sensitive side
+ Responsible pet/god owner
- Possessive
- Stinks
- Stupid
+ Stupid
- Won't share anything ever
- Won't pay the bill
- Will take things off your plate
- Sits like a weirdo
- Is a six-foot-tall hairy goat/dog/boar man thing
- Greedy
- Very clingy
- rude
+ easy to convince to do things for you
- won't let you touch his stuff
- ruthless
EDIT: + will in fact put a ring on it

[All Might]

All Might
+ Muscles
+ Good with kids
+ Gentleman
+ Hero
+ Will always pay the check
+ Looks really good in tights
+ Confident
- but only on the outside
+ Will save your life
+ Will save other people's lives
- Will miss social events to save other people's lives
+ Symbol of Peace
+ Reasonable
+ Incorruptible
+ Will never cheat on you
- Will lie about injuries/inconveniences/worries
- Insecure deep down
- Will definitely bring work home
- Stresses easily

[Ebonywood Hellscythe]

Updated. Everyone above this is in the list. As before, if you're unhappy with your place and feel like you've been misjudged, feel free to lodge a complaint.

[Harlan Higgs]

Harlan
+Rugged
+Roguishly Charming
+Not Unattractive
+Leads a Classy Gang
+Owns a Casino
+Is Generally Respectful
+Doesn't Break Bets or Spitshakes
+Nigh Indestructible
+Can Box Like A Champion
- Is literally dead
-Body is covered in grody scars
-Might go into a berserker rage and drink all your blood
-1950's value system for some things
-is a conman
-also a literal monster
-Irish

[Amaterasu]

Ammy

+Is Sundoge
+Beautiful and pure
+Her children are all adults, you won't need to care for them
+Very pettable
+Floofy dog ears that also give away her mood if you have trouble reading her
+You can ride on her
+You don't need a canine pet
+Won't cheat on you
+Mature
+Caring
+Loves all living things


+/- Not materialistic at all (you'll save on expensive dinners and flowers, but she also dislikes luxuries)
+/- Enjoys sitting on your (and other people's) head
+/- Beware if you're an evil person/spirit, she'll destroy you
+/- Leaves rapid-growing vegetation wherever her feet touch

-Ink-coated strand of hair will probably leave marks on her bedsheets, walls she leans against, basically anywhere her hair comes in contact with
-Enjoys the sun and the day too much. Hope you don't need much sleep
-Smells worse than Satan's butthole if she gets wet in the rain
-Frequently travels to dangerous and corrupted areas
-Excessively spiritual
-Only speaks japanese and wolf
-Will outlive you
-Has birthed gods from her brother's sword (not a euphemism)
-If you upset her she locks herself into her cave and causes climate catastrophes due to a missing sun

[Ash]

I personally think that out of me and Sonny. He's way too nice of a guy to be a real Husbando. He falls under the "Nice to look at but has nearly nothing to give' catagory.

I also vote Harlan Higher than he is becuase he understands what a classy girl like myself needs in a relationship and gives it to me <3
Who cares if he's dead, and I don't even mind if he drinks all my blood, I'll respawn and be back for more!!
He needs come a little closer to me on the list, and since im obviously top teir Waifu, he should at least be within the top 5~!!


Additionally there are a few people I wish to move.

People that should be lower on the list:
Yuuka: MILFs are so 2000... And Tsundere is not a postive. Please..
Belle: Stubborn, a slob, and can't bother to take a little time out of her day for some lovin'?

People that should be higher on the list:
Harlan: I already said him, but I want
Dane: Laugh all you want, But the Fabio look alike deserves to be higher than the monkey wannabe!!
Desman Black: If he's good enough to be my husbando, even if its number two, he deserves to be higher than that on the list.
Perfect Cell: Come on.. He's perfection. His arrogance might be the only reason he's not number one. (Bug seriously, maybe not that high, but he shouldn't be the lowest 3..

[PepsiYuuka]

Yuuka: MILFs are so 2000... And Tsundere is not a postive. Please..

1. Hey, you listed "Mature" as a positive too. That's basically what I was going for by describing her as a Not-MILF- a mature, full figured lady, as opposed to a cute teen.
2. It's not listed as one. It's listed as "your milage may vary." Your milage varies, what can I say- some people think a flustered girl is cute.

That being said? Add "Horrible Jokes" as a positive/negative. My Fault.