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Who wants to be the very best, like no one ever was?
Was watching the Mewtwo Pokémon movie and Pikachu thunderbolted the enemy Pokémon and team rocket were like, "Add another one to his charge account."
And I told my best friend, "THIS IS WHY OUR *GENERATION* PUNS!"
Sooo, have a pun battle to be the best in the comments?
Mark Wrote:"Every story I have told is part of me." -(How I Go) Yellowcard
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My one friend is a chef, and she broke her favorite skillet. She asked me to write a silly little eulogy for it, but I'm not good at dead-pan humor.
If you play unmodded minecraft on a server in paris, does that make it french vanilla?
People warn me that if I word play with myself too much, I'll go mute.
I blush when people talk about rainbows, because i'm not used to hearing such colorful language.
I asked my horse trainer friends if they wanted to go for a ride in the rain, but they all voted neigh.
They say there are ants in every continent except Antarctica, but I'm pretty sure there's at least one.
And, we dream of home I dream of life out of here Their dreams are small My dreams don't know fear I got my heart full of hope I will change everything No matter what I'm told How impossible it seems We did it before And we'll do it again We're indestructible Even when we're tired And we've been here before Just you and I
Don't try to rescue me I don't need to be rescued
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I broke a G string trying to play a thong.
Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned
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I've been walking around lately pretending I have a book in my hands.
When people ask me what I'm doing , I tell them I'm brushing up on my new, clear physics.
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Im glad I didn't mince this. Hopefully my puns are quite the cleaver ones. I would like to say its knife to meet you. But i'm sorry if I didn't make the cut as the best like no-one ever was.
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Best pun was when Sammy was talking about writing sad stories and I said, "I thought you write sins, not tragedies." It was great. So proud of it.
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We aren't friends anymore. It was a play on your NPC AND your love of P!ATD. Basically, it was a super pun and I feel like I wasted it now.
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LOL so I forgotttt
Exile me from the friendship circle. Now I know your preyeorities...
#i tried to pun
Mark Wrote:"Every story I have told is part of me." -(How I Go) Yellowcard
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You can come back when you appreciate the level of pun I provide for you.
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Good. Trixie will jump at the chance to take your spot!
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I got one.
If Tearen's parents named him Ronald, he'd still be A Ron.
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