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Pun Master - Sam - 07-14-2017
Who wants to be the very best, like no one ever was?
Was watching the Mewtwo Pokémon movie and Pikachu thunderbolted the enemy Pokémon and team rocket were like, "Add another one to his charge account."
And I told my best friend, "THIS IS WHY OUR *GENERATION* PUNS!"
Sooo, have a pun battle to be the best in the comments?
RE: Pun Master - Tearen Wover - 07-14-2017
My one friend is a chef, and she broke her favorite skillet. She asked me to write a silly little eulogy for it, but I'm not good at dead-pan humor.
If you play unmodded minecraft on a server in paris, does that make it french vanilla?
People warn me that if I word play with myself too much, I'll go mute.
I blush when people talk about rainbows, because i'm not used to hearing such colorful language.
I asked my horse trainer friends if they wanted to go for a ride in the rain, but they all voted neigh.
They say there are ants in every continent except Antarctica, but I'm pretty sure there's at least one.
RE: Pun Master - Trixie - 07-14-2017
I broke a G string trying to play a thong.
RE: Pun Master - King Ghidorah - 07-14-2017
I've been walking around lately pretending I have a book in my hands.
When people ask me what I'm doing , I tell them I'm brushing up on my new, clear physics.
RE: Pun Master - Cirno - 07-14-2017
Im glad I didn't mince this. Hopefully my puns are quite the cleaver ones. I would like to say its knife to meet you. But i'm sorry if I didn't make the cut as the best like no-one ever was.
RE: Pun Master - Handsome Jack - 07-14-2017
Best pun was when Sammy was talking about writing sad stories and I said, "I thought you write sins, not tragedies." It was great. So proud of it.
RE: Pun Master - Sam - 07-14-2017
(07-14-2017, 06:19 PM)Cell Wrote: Best pun was when Sammy was talking about writing sad stories and I said, "I thought you write sins, not tragedies." It was great. So proud of it.
Is that a pun though?
Also so far tea's first made me laughlike the nerd I am
RE: Pun Master - Handsome Jack - 07-14-2017
...
We aren't friends anymore. It was a play on your NPC AND your love of P!ATD. Basically, it was a super pun and I feel like I wasted it now.
RE: Pun Master - Sam - 07-14-2017
(07-14-2017, 06:23 PM)Cell Wrote: ...
We aren't friends anymore. It was a play on your NPC AND your love of P!ATD. Basically, it was a super pun and I feel like I wasted it now.
Aww don't be mean
RE: Pun Master - Handsome Jack - 07-14-2017
You were mean first!
RE: Pun Master - Sam - 07-14-2017
LOL so I forgotttt
Exile me from the friendship circle. Now I know your preyeorities...
#i tried to pun
RE: Pun Master - Handsome Jack - 07-14-2017
You can come back when you appreciate the level of pun I provide for you.
RE: Pun Master - Trixie - 07-14-2017
https://youtu.be/lO30AIwlXag?t=1m59s
RE: Pun Master - Sam - 07-14-2017
(07-14-2017, 06:43 PM)Cell Wrote: You can come back when you appreciate the level of pun I provide for you.
Humph! Maybe I don't want to come bacn
RE: Pun Master - Handsome Jack - 07-14-2017
Good. Trixie will jump at the chance to take your spot!
RE: Pun Master - Sam - 07-14-2017
This isn't punny anymore
RE: Pun Master - Handsome Jack - 07-14-2017
I got one.
If Tearen's parents named him Ronald, he'd still be A Ron.
RE: Pun Master - Trixie - 07-14-2017
(07-14-2017, 07:04 PM)Cell Wrote: I got one.
If Tearen's parents named him Ronald, he'd still be A Ron.
Ya dun messed up A A Ron.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6rZfpSL1RQ