01-22-2016, 05:52 PM
Luger vs Stuart
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Epic Rap battles of Omniverse
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01-22-2016, 06:27 PM
Read this bottom to top!
Vote here: http://strawpoll.me/6612531 (Sorry for the clunky format- the posters' names appear ABOVE the post) Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:50 pm (Ah man, that was fun) Joker - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:49 pm It's called 8BitMMO. It went on Steam a few months ago...I still don't see how it got popular enough to hack the game. Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:49 pm @ Koal Lynch, not anymore hon Tartaros - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:49 pm supa hot fiyah Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:49 pm @ Luger, The only thing you're out of is rhymes, but that's fine/ hit you below the belt and made you infertile (drops mic) Koal Lynch - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:48 pm Is people still spittin hot fire Nimo Sever - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:47 pm What game was it? Joker - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:47 pm ...I have to wonder who even gave enough of a crap to hack the game though, the amount of active players is, like, 30-something at most. Nimo Sever - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:47 pm As soon as he came up in my search, I was like "There's my FC." Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:47 pm Nice signature XD Nimo Sever - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:47 pm Gwaine is my favorite... Nimo Sever - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:47 pm Just... art... XD Eric Everstorm - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:46 pm @ Nimo Sever, I got stuck watching that for a minute. Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:46 pm Let's play ball/ hope you're tall, hope you have balls when my bombshells hit your wall, that's right.. I'm Luger haters.. I'm out Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:46 pm @ Nimo Sever, you're not lying Nimo Sever - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:45 pm It's just so satisfying... Joker - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:45 pm ...I guess I should just hope that they don't royally screw me over. Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:45 pm (why?) Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:45 pm (Wow... really?) Nimo Sever - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:44 pm I've been watching my signature for the past five minutes... XD Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:43 pm (Wow, geeze) Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:43 pm @ Joker, (shit dude) Joker - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:43 pm Crap. The database for a fairly obscure MMO I used to play was hacked. I don't use the password to that account on anything anymore, but they might have gotten my IP address O_O Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:42 pm @ Luger, let's hope you trapped up there like Major Tom/ you're an oddity, no odyssey, boom click, my rhymes are bombs Nimo Sever - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:42 pm I kinda wanna go... XD Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:40 pm * Stuart Gillman-Street I don't play on the playground, i play in space, I'm part of the human race, a boom and click, a silent kill with a owl drone doesn't tick Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:40 pm @ SolomonGrundy, my rhymes got giggles, there's a laughter in slaughter/ building up to a drop, grab the bricks and mortar SolomonGrundy - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:39 pm This is a slaughter Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:38 pm exactly In battle form, no doubt. XD Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:38 pm @ Luger, youre playground rhyming, sure not your grand slam/ looks like Bolero's not the only one with jams Nimo Sever - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:38 pm Of history? XD Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:38 pm epic rapping Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:38 pm rapping Nimo Sever - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:37 pm Uhh... what's going on? Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:36 pm * Stuart Gillman-Street At least I'm hot as the sun, just ask Jan, he thinks you need some toner Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:36 pm Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:35 pm (XD) Jams Bolero - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:35 pm (Hey look, more burns for you to use.) Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:35 pm (Boooom) Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:35 pm @ Luger, You sure don't say no when someone asks if you're a loner/ you say you're a rapper? You're a full time moaner Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:34 pm XD Jams Bolero - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:34 pm (Those burns are probably just left over from the explosion.) Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:33 pm (All these hot burns) Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:33 pm (Mannnnn) Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:33 pm * Stuart Gillman-Street I don't take no for a answer, just when my team sends you into outer space in a bin (BOOM!) Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:31 pm You sure are a Marshall, but it's my shadow you're in/ now step off before I slam dunk you into the bin Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:30 pm /at least I am a Solider, A shadow marshall too, I'll bust out your door like "John Conna" Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:29 pm @ Luger,( I rekt Connor so hard, he logged tf out) Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:28 pm (XD) Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:28 pm (BOOOOM) Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:27 pm @ Luger, You're less of a soldier, more of a barista/ what's that, Arnie? 'Hasta la vista' Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:26 pm I'm the ter-min-ator and you're robocop, time is up and I'll devour. Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:26 pm (it's gripping. if Connor wants to come crawling back, I've got a rhyme ready in the oven) Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:25 pm (Wow allies rapping against each other) Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:25 pm @ Luger, (you're bloody right) Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:24 pm (Man this is fun XD) Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:23 pm @ Luger, I'll escape your elastic with my He Man power/ you'll be wilting and drooping like a dying flower Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:22 pm Plastic? Try escaping elastic, when I'm done with ya, you'll be whining like a Helghast on Vekta. Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:21 pm @ Connor Hound, I'M OUT Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:21 pm @ Connor Hound, You're out of time and out of luck/ You can't escape from my domain, you've become Homestuck/ Ridin' high like on a Harley, rhymes are victims, I'm a Captor/ Antichrist of Sburb-ia, a fierce veloci-rap-tor Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:21 pm @ Connor Hound, We're two fierce enemies, nose to nose, grin to grin/ locked in Mortal Kombat, hear them say, 'Finish him!' Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:19 pm @ Luger, Yeah but you sure do, "Damn, I missed!"/ How about your plastic knife meets my fists Connor Hound - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:19 pm @ Stuart Gillman-Street, So your rhymes are truly weak/ this should have been said tongue-in-cheek/ pre-written lines are just cheatin'/ on the fly is the way to go Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:18 pm * Stuart Gillman-Street I know my way around, a M32 knife that doesn't make a sound Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:15 pm @ Connor Hound, Don't be sad I'm gone, no don't dismay/ I got some pre-written lines on the way Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:14 pm @ Connor Hound, I back my lines with 3-ton titanium/ Get a prosthetic for your absent cranium Connor Hound - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:13 pm @ Stuart Gillman-Street, I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings?/ I was just merely explaining/ Research is a great thing to do/ back your lines fool Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:12 pm @ Luger, German? Es tut uns lied, Frau/ you think you'll beat me? I ask you, how? Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:11 pm @ Connor Hound, You fucking kidding? You're citing Wiki?/ I'll mash you into a pulp, till you're nice and icky Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:11 pm dopey/ please/ i'm a german gun with a mission/dragging you down with no time to feed you to the fishes. Connor Hound - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:10 pm https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inferno_(Dante)#Seventh_Circle_.28Violence.29 Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:10 pm @ Connor Hound, You call yourself Hound? Stop wasting my time/ can't even smell your shitty rhymes Connor Hound - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:09 pm @ Stuart Gillman-Street, Yes i'l see you there/ in the in the 7th circle of hell/ I'll go down swinging/ and you'll be swimming Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:09 pm @ Luger, That Connor pussy gone, such a shame/ Now I can diss this chick with the dopey ass name Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:08 pm Yo yo, I'm here on the stage now Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:08 pm *a drop of the mic falls on the floor* Desco - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:07 pm New Reply: Re: Emergent Storytelling Games? Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:05 pm @ Luger, Good question. You could probably get better jokes from the former Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:03 pm @ Connor Hound, if prides a deadly sin, send me to hell/ you know it's warranted and it's warranted well Connor Hound - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:02 pm @ Stuart Gillman-Street, You're the one with loose holes/ must be from all them poles/ I can see that you like to ride/ but your greatest sin is pride Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:02 pm Should i rap as Jak and Dax or Luger Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:02 pm My years of listening to the Beastie Boys have finally paid off SolomonGrundy - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:01 pm there is a worthy foe here SolomonGrundy - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:01 pm Ohhhh shit Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:01 pm @ Connor Hound, Your fist couldn't connect two opposite poles/ you've lost the plot, and it's filled with holes SolomonGrundy - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:59 pm I see I have a worth challenger Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:58 pm @ SolomonGrundy, Grundadelic? More like Grundadelicatessen? It's Stu Gill-Street, y'all better not be messin Koal Lynch - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:58 pm That was almost as bad as DL's jokes at christmas about how I put coal in everybody's stockings Connor Hound - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:58 pm @ Stuart Gillman-Street, Dante went into Paradisio/ he can't be reached right now, but maybe my fist can connect you Koal Lynch - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:58 pm @ Stuart Gillman-Street, This is exactly what I DIDNT want to happen Koal Lynch - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:57 pm @ Luger, Yes. Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:57 pm @ Koal Lynch, You can't rap? Yeah son that's true/ LYNCHing is exactly what'll happen to you SolomonGrundy - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:57 pm I have to take a break before my next battle after I destroyed Gilgamesh but I think mr stuart here just reserved a spot on the GRUNDADELIC WHOOP TRAIN Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:57 pm another nope? Koal Lynch - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:56 pm I don't rap... *slowly nopes out of chat* Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:55 pm @ Luger, oh lord please do Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:55 pm @ Connor Hound, Hon, my rhymes spread across the world from Chad to Alicante/ My burns are infernos, someone call Dante Dark Link - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:54 pm It hasn't snowed much over here either. We had snow, like, twice Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:54 pm haha i should try Dark Link - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:54 pm Oh, you're from England. I forgot. Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:54 pm @ Dark Link, It's only snowed once here in England :/ Connor Hound - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:54 pm @ Stuart Gillman-Street, Nah, your burns are more like abrasions Koal Lynch - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:53 pm Me too. Dark Link - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:53 pm @ Stuart Gillman-Street, XD Your optimism is admirable. Dark Link - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:53 pm @ Koal Lynch, I hope you and your loved ones will be well. Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:52 pm @ Dark Link, Don't worry. I'll melt the snow with my BURNS Koal Lynch - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:52 pm @ Dark Link, It is VERY cold here. But well be fine I guess Jade Harley - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:52 pm Dark Link - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:52 pm That's another reason why I wish we had more snow over here. It would help alleviate the massive snowstorms North America has been getting in recent years. Rin Takao - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:52 pm @ Stuart Gillman-Street, OHHHHHHH, YOU REKT GRUNDY! Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:51 pm @ SolomonGrundy, You coming at me? Your name's literally Grundy/ get your sinful ass to church this Sunday Dark Link - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:51 pm Hope you folks from the East Coast US will be ok. I've heard about the massive blizzard that's coming. Koal Lynch - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:51 pm Im gonna pull a Star Wars : Episode III. When anakin rides that small robot on mustafar to avoid being in lava. SolomonGrundy - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:51 pm Uh, grundy rock the Mic like a quarry drill/ your rhymes are so old they're over the hill Rin Takao - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:50 pm @ Stuart Gillman-Street, I will never forget.. Tartaros - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:50 pm i l l b e a t s Connor Hound - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:50 pm @ Stuart Gillman-Street, You done fudged up SolomonGrundy - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:50 pm That's too bad, mr gillman-street/ you misspoke bad, now here's my beats Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:50 pm Forget I was here Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:50 pm *MEANT Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:49 pm SHIT I MENAT RHYMES SolomonGrundy - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:49 pm Connor I am the wreckmaster of raps Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:49 pm You tripping over at the beat of my raps/ Not helping you up, cause you're covered in slime SolomonGrundy - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:49 pm Grundy doesn't -exude- slime guise! He dries out! Eventually! Connor Hound - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:49 pm @ Stuart Gillman-Street, Ew rap Koal Lynch - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:49 pm I need to formulate an idea to get across a lake of fire... Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:49 pm @ Connor Hound, This is the stuff raps are made of Connor Hound - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:48 pm @ SolomonGrundy, You're covered in slime, i'm not helping you up
Deaths: 0
01-22-2016, 08:54 PM
Moved this to the Sillyverse because silly.
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