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Epic Rap battles of Omniverse - Marcus Wright - 01-22-2016
Luger vs Stuart
Re: ERB Omniverse: Stu vs Luger vs Connor vs Grundy (Vote) - Stuart Gillman-Street - 01-22-2016
Read this bottom to top!
Vote here: http://strawpoll.me/6612531
(Sorry for the clunky format- the posters' names appear ABOVE the post)
Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:50 pm
(Ah man, that was fun)
Joker - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:49 pm
It's called 8BitMMO. It went on Steam a few months ago...I still don't see how it got popular enough to hack the game.
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:49 pm
@ Koal Lynch, not anymore hon
Tartaros - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:49 pm
supa hot fiyah
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:49 pm
@ Luger, The only thing you're out of is rhymes, but that's fine/ hit you below the belt and made you infertile (drops mic)
Koal Lynch - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:48 pm
Is people still spittin hot fire
Nimo Sever - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:47 pm
What game was it?
Joker - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:47 pm
...I have to wonder who even gave enough of a crap to hack the game though, the amount of active players is, like, 30-something at most.
Nimo Sever - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:47 pm
As soon as he came up in my search, I was like "There's my FC."
Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:47 pm
Nice signature XD
Nimo Sever - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:47 pm
Gwaine is my favorite...
Nimo Sever - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:47 pm
Just... art... XD
Eric Everstorm - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:46 pm
@ Nimo Sever, I got stuck watching that for a minute.
Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:46 pm
Let's play ball/ hope you're tall, hope you have balls when my bombshells hit your wall, that's right.. I'm Luger haters.. I'm out
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:46 pm
@ Nimo Sever, you're not lying
Nimo Sever - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:45 pm
It's just so satisfying...
Joker - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:45 pm
...I guess I should just hope that they don't royally screw me over.
Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:45 pm
(why?)
Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:45 pm
(Wow... really?)
Nimo Sever - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:44 pm
I've been watching my signature for the past five minutes... XD
Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:43 pm
(Wow, geeze)
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:43 pm
@ Joker, (shit dude)
Joker - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:43 pm
Crap. The database for a fairly obscure MMO I used to play was hacked. I don't use the password to that account on anything anymore, but they might have gotten my IP address O_O
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:42 pm
@ Luger, let's hope you trapped up there like Major Tom/ you're an oddity, no odyssey, boom click, my rhymes are bombs
Nimo Sever - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:42 pm
I kinda wanna go... XD
Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:40 pm
* Stuart Gillman-Street I don't play on the playground, i play in space, I'm part of the human race, a boom and click, a silent kill with a owl drone doesn't tick
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:40 pm
@ SolomonGrundy, my rhymes got giggles, there's a laughter in slaughter/ building up to a drop, grab the bricks and mortar
SolomonGrundy - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:39 pm
This is a slaughter
Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:38 pm
exactly
In battle form, no doubt. XD
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:38 pm
@ Luger, youre playground rhyming, sure not your grand slam/ looks like Bolero's not the only one with jams
Nimo Sever - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:38 pm
Of history? XD
Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:38 pm
epic rapping
Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:38 pm
rapping
Nimo Sever - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:37 pm
Uhh... what's going on?
Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:36 pm
* Stuart Gillman-Street At least I'm hot as the sun, just ask Jan, he thinks you need some toner
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:36 pm
Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:35 pm
(XD)
Jams Bolero - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:35 pm
(Hey look, more burns for you to use.)
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:35 pm
(Boooom)
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:35 pm
@ Luger, You sure don't say no when someone asks if you're a loner/ you say you're a rapper? You're a full time moaner
Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:34 pm
XD
Jams Bolero - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:34 pm
(Those burns are probably just left over from the explosion.)
Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:33 pm
(All these hot burns)
Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:33 pm
(Mannnnn)
Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:33 pm
* Stuart Gillman-Street I don't take no for a answer, just when my team sends you into outer space in a bin (BOOM!)
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:31 pm
You sure are a Marshall, but it's my shadow you're in/ now step off before I slam dunk you into the bin
Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:30 pm
/at least I am a Solider, A shadow marshall too, I'll bust out your door like "John Conna"
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:29 pm
@ Luger,( I rekt Connor so hard, he logged tf out)
Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:28 pm
(XD)
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:28 pm
(BOOOOM)
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:27 pm
@ Luger, You're less of a soldier, more of a barista/ what's that, Arnie? 'Hasta la vista'
Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:26 pm
I'm the ter-min-ator and you're robocop, time is up and I'll devour.
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:26 pm
(it's gripping. if Connor wants to come crawling back, I've got a rhyme ready in the oven)
Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:25 pm
(Wow allies rapping against each other)
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:25 pm
@ Luger, (you're bloody right)
Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:24 pm
(Man this is fun XD)
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:23 pm
@ Luger, I'll escape your elastic with my He Man power/ you'll be wilting and drooping like a dying flower
Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:22 pm
Plastic? Try escaping elastic, when I'm done with ya, you'll be whining like a Helghast on Vekta.
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:21 pm
@ Connor Hound, I'M OUT
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:21 pm
@ Connor Hound, You're out of time and out of luck/ You can't escape from my domain, you've become Homestuck/ Ridin' high like on a Harley, rhymes are victims, I'm a Captor/ Antichrist of Sburb-ia, a fierce veloci-rap-tor
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:21 pm
@ Connor Hound, We're two fierce enemies, nose to nose, grin to grin/ locked in Mortal Kombat, hear them say, 'Finish him!'
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:19 pm
@ Luger, Yeah but you sure do, "Damn, I missed!"/ How about your plastic knife meets my fists
Connor Hound - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:19 pm
@ Stuart Gillman-Street, So your rhymes are truly weak/ this should have been said tongue-in-cheek/ pre-written lines are just cheatin'/ on the fly is the way to go
Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:18 pm
* Stuart Gillman-Street I know my way around, a M32 knife that doesn't make a sound
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:15 pm
@ Connor Hound, Don't be sad I'm gone, no don't dismay/ I got some pre-written lines on the way
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:14 pm
@ Connor Hound, I back my lines with 3-ton titanium/ Get a prosthetic for your absent cranium
Connor Hound - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:13 pm
@ Stuart Gillman-Street, I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings?/ I was just merely explaining/ Research is a great thing to do/ back your lines fool
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:12 pm
@ Luger, German? Es tut uns lied, Frau/ you think you'll beat me? I ask you, how?
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:11 pm
@ Connor Hound, You fucking kidding? You're citing Wiki?/ I'll mash you into a pulp, till you're nice and icky
Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:11 pm
dopey/ please/ i'm a german gun with a mission/dragging you down with no time to feed you to the fishes.
Connor Hound - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:10 pm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inferno_(Dante)#Seventh_Circle_.28Violence.29
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:10 pm
@ Connor Hound, You call yourself Hound? Stop wasting my time/ can't even smell your shitty rhymes
Connor Hound - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:09 pm
@ Stuart Gillman-Street, Yes i'l see you there/ in the in the 7th circle of hell/ I'll go down swinging/ and you'll be swimming
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:09 pm
@ Luger, That Connor pussy gone, such a shame/ Now I can diss this chick with the dopey ass name
Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:08 pm
Yo yo, I'm here on the stage now
Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:08 pm
*a drop of the mic falls on the floor*
Desco - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:07 pm
New Reply: Re: Emergent Storytelling Games?
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:05 pm
@ Luger, Good question. You could probably get better jokes from the former
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:03 pm
@ Connor Hound, if prides a deadly sin, send me to hell/ you know it's warranted and it's warranted well
Connor Hound - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:02 pm
@ Stuart Gillman-Street, You're the one with loose holes/ must be from all them poles/ I can see that you like to ride/ but your greatest sin is pride
Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:02 pm
Should i rap as Jak and Dax or Luger
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:02 pm
My years of listening to the Beastie Boys have finally paid off
SolomonGrundy - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:01 pm
there is a worthy foe here
SolomonGrundy - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:01 pm
Ohhhh shit
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:01 pm
@ Connor Hound, Your fist couldn't connect two opposite poles/ you've lost the plot, and it's filled with holes
SolomonGrundy - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:59 pm
I see I have a worth challenger
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:58 pm
@ SolomonGrundy, Grundadelic? More like Grundadelicatessen? It's Stu Gill-Street, y'all better not be messin
Koal Lynch - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:58 pm
That was almost as bad as DL's jokes at christmas about how I put coal in everybody's stockings
Connor Hound - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:58 pm
@ Stuart Gillman-Street, Dante went into Paradisio/ he can't be reached right now, but maybe my fist can connect you
Koal Lynch - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:58 pm
@ Stuart Gillman-Street, This is exactly what I DIDNT want to happen
Koal Lynch - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:57 pm
@ Luger, Yes.
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:57 pm
@ Koal Lynch, You can't rap? Yeah son that's true/ LYNCHing is exactly what'll happen to you
SolomonGrundy - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:57 pm
I have to take a break before my next battle after I destroyed Gilgamesh but I think mr stuart here just reserved a spot on the GRUNDADELIC WHOOP TRAIN
Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:57 pm
another nope?
Koal Lynch - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:56 pm
I don't rap... *slowly nopes out of chat*
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:55 pm
@ Luger, oh lord please do
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:55 pm
@ Connor Hound, Hon, my rhymes spread across the world from Chad to Alicante/ My burns are infernos, someone call Dante
Dark Link - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:54 pm
It hasn't snowed much over here either. We had snow, like, twice
Luger - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:54 pm
haha i should try
Dark Link - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:54 pm
Oh, you're from England. I forgot.
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:54 pm
@ Dark Link, It's only snowed once here in England :/
Connor Hound - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:54 pm
@ Stuart Gillman-Street, Nah, your burns are more like abrasions
Koal Lynch - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:53 pm
Me too.
Dark Link - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:53 pm
@ Stuart Gillman-Street, XD Your optimism is admirable.
Dark Link - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:53 pm
@ Koal Lynch, I hope you and your loved ones will be well.
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:52 pm
@ Dark Link, Don't worry. I'll melt the snow with my BURNS
Koal Lynch - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:52 pm
@ Dark Link, It is VERY cold here. But well be fine I guess
Jade Harley - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:52 pm
Dark Link - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:52 pm
That's another reason why I wish we had more snow over here. It would help alleviate the massive snowstorms North America has been getting in recent years.
Rin Takao - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:52 pm
@ Stuart Gillman-Street, OHHHHHHH, YOU REKT GRUNDY!
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:51 pm
@ SolomonGrundy, You coming at me? Your name's literally Grundy/ get your sinful ass to church this Sunday
Dark Link - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:51 pm
Hope you folks from the East Coast US will be ok. I've heard about the massive blizzard that's coming.
Koal Lynch - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:51 pm
Im gonna pull a Star Wars : Episode III. When anakin rides that small robot on mustafar to avoid being in lava.
SolomonGrundy - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:51 pm
Uh, grundy rock the Mic like a quarry drill/ your rhymes are so old they're over the hill
Rin Takao - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:50 pm
@ Stuart Gillman-Street, I will never forget..
Tartaros - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:50 pm
i l l b e a t s
Connor Hound - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:50 pm
@ Stuart Gillman-Street, You done fudged up
SolomonGrundy - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:50 pm
That's too bad, mr gillman-street/ you misspoke bad, now here's my beats
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:50 pm
Forget I was here
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:50 pm
*MEANT
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:49 pm
SHIT I MENAT RHYMES
SolomonGrundy - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:49 pm
Connor I am the wreckmaster of raps
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:49 pm
You tripping over at the beat of my raps/ Not helping you up, cause you're covered in slime
SolomonGrundy - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:49 pm
Grundy doesn't -exude- slime guise! He dries out! Eventually!
Connor Hound - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:49 pm
@ Stuart Gillman-Street, Ew rap
Koal Lynch - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:49 pm
I need to formulate an idea to get across a lake of fire...
Stuart Gillman-Street - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:49 pm
@ Connor Hound, This is the stuff raps are made of
Connor Hound - Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:48 pm
@ SolomonGrundy, You're covered in slime, i'm not helping you up
Re: Epic Rap battles of Omniverse - Kakashi Hatake - 01-22-2016
Moved this to the Sillyverse because silly.