The OV Waifu/Husbando List

[13-Jzall]

13 thinks that weebs are heresy if that changes anything.

[Takanomiya Hijiri]

@13 - It doesn't. Dane's just tryin' to act all edgy and cool...
You know he loves the weebs really.

I agree with Des, btw; Angel should be higher.
Being a weeb is almost as awesome as being a bunny.

[Angel Fisher]

@Regen, those last two points are a lie, she will force you to wacth animie though

Edit: Also both Ebony is just as obsessed with books as Angel is

2nd edit: Also, arn't 'waifu' and 'husbando' weeb words :frog:

[Dane Regan]

Nah. Eb ain't obsessed with books. She wrote her own trash, and would read trash, but won't seek anything out. It's more a "I've got a few hours" guilty pleasure for Eb.

But, I stand by my choice. Sprouting lots of anime anecdotes and going on and on about something for ever and ever takes points away.

There's a difference between not having been in a relationship due to there being no opportunities or people about - or other circumstances. And not having relationship experience because you're hard to date, or just introverted. Admittedly, the latter ain't as bad for waifu points.

[Angel Fisher]

But she is introverted =V
She never goes out of the house unless she has to <_<
Also, she doesn't go on and on about her anime and books and games unless people ask her and show interest

[Dane Regan]

There's tough competition. I can't justify raising Angel above Eva, Ams, Samus, Ash, Eb, and Jade. Maybe Eva because Eva is a bit of a loose screw, but I put her high cuz she amuses me. So, no changes.

Also, say someone has a casual interest in something. She's gonna go on and on about it once they set her off, I'd guess.

[Angel Fisher]

That.... that she would, until the person told her to chill out.... but people are to much of an idiot to think of that

[Sister Evangeline]

Maybe Eva because Eva is a bit of a loose screw

NO DOWNSIDES. YOU BETTER NOT.

[Dane Regan]

Don't worry Eva. Some people like that.

[Undyne]

A Waifu/Husbando list?! Well, let's get that #1 spot... on BOTH! :hur: Because I'm that awesome.

+Passionate about EVERYTHING!
+Sensitive
+Protective (but not overprotective)
+Cuddly
+Honest to earth
+Loves anime
+Is the biggest of weebs
+Will absolutely cosplay with you
+Will lift your spirits instantly
+Great with children
+Immensely optimistic
+Loyal as fuck. No risk of cheating here, ever
+Good at making friends
+Can cook
+Friggin' strong (and eager to show it off)
+Despite strong attire, no ugly bodybuilder body, bloated muscles, sixpack...
+You'll save a lot of money on Barbecue skewers
+Looks great in bikinis and sports clothes
+Tends to show much skin because gills
+Eyepatch adds +10 to anime-ness
+Smooth as fuck skin
+Mermaid levels of sexy swimming skills

+/- Somewhat naive (what? It's cute!)
+/- Likes to give lifts a little much, you may not get to walk a lot
+/- Be prepared to be called a weenie. In an endearing way but still
+/- Has a lot of manliness for a girl

-Is strongly predisposed against humans
-Enjoys suplexing things for no reason a little too much
-Can't lie because warrior's honor. And if she tried to lie she'd be very easy to read
-Sometimes too passionate
-Does not do well in hot environments
-Very competitive
-Piranha teeth make nibblings/french kisses/etc. dangerous

[Violet]

Violet

+Adorable Asian Chick
+Bitchin' hair
- Abandonment Issues
+/- Crazy
+ Totes digs interspecies dudes
+/- Will kill for you
+ 'Deep'
+ Kicks ass
+ 50+ year old milf
- Broke af
+ Open minded about stuff
+/- 2 kids from two different baby daddies

Love me damn it.