Would You Rather

[Soldier 75]

Permanently healthy.

Would you rather chug a (large) bottle of hot sauce or drink a suspicious bottle of liquid with small bits of solid swirling around you found in an alley right next to a known drug lab.

[Kyle Crane]

The death timer is 7 days.

WHY DOES NO ONE READ THE MANUAL.

Updates, maybe? :frog:


Would you rather have Darth Vader's Force Powers or be able to have the Imperial Death March be played whenever you want?

I'll go with the force powers, and have the Imperial Death March playing on a boombox levitating behind me. :frog:

[Omni]

Permanently healthy.

Would you rather chug a (large) bottle of hot sauce or drink a suspicious bottle of liquid with small bits of solid swirling around you found in an alley right next to a known drug lab.

Hot sauce man. GIVE ME AN EXCUSE

You get a choice between One Piece fruits. So your body can take on the properties of, and you can summon, one of these two things (using your imagination to create the most far-fetched applications you can think of).

Sellotape (Sticky tape for you heathen mans)

OR

Paper

Which do you choose and why?

[Kyle Crane]

I'll go with paper summoning. Write a good book or two, no need to pay for paper for mass-production.

[Creatia]

Paper summoning! I'd be like the protagonist from Read or Die!

Hmm.... Would you rather be extremely smart? Or extremely lucky? (Sorry, both can't be chosen here!)

[Carmelita]

Extremely smart, since being extremely lucky is all a matter of perspective.

Would you rather do no preparation and have a party badger you for all the detail you didn't think about, or do tonnes of preparation and have the party waltz through skimming the surface of what's there?

[The Vision]

No preparation. That always means fun improv time. And then you get aaaallll sorts of randomized fun.

Would you rather fight the love of your life to the death, or be forced into life-long marriage with the person you hate with every ounce of your soul?

[Creatia]

...Fight my love of my life to the death. I never ever want to be near the person I hate, let alone consider marrying them. (Besides, double suicides are romantic, right? Right? Eh...)

Lighter note! (Or weirder note...) Would you rather lick the floor underneath your refrigerator and oven, or lick the underside of your toilet and the floor around it?

[Omni]

Gross. Probably the toilet would be cleaner.

NON-BINARY QUESTION TIME! You can only eat one kind of pizza for the rest of your life. What toppings and style do you choose?