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Bayou Blues
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Bayou Blues

“When nothing is at stake, everything's a waste.”
― Crystal Woods

As the haze-draped moon approached its zenith, the hooded figure slouched down the dimly lit New Orleans alley.  While his relaxed posture and meandering pace spoke of someone wholly uninterested in their surroundings, his fiery red eyes darted back and forth anxiously, examining every window, every balcony, even the particularly deep shadows for signs of movement.  At this time of night, in this rogue-infested corner of the city, Remy LeBeau had to keep his wits about him.

Summer had befallen the Big Easy.  The air clung to Remy’s skin, thick with moisture.  From far off over the gulf a light breeze whispered across the cobblestones, bearing the tangy pungency of lightning—an approaching storm.  His eyes locking onto a dark splotch at his feet, Remy knelt down and brought two fingers to the substance.  They came back sticky, stained with red.  Blood, still fresh.  The distant, ominous rumble of thunder brought with it a new sense of urgency.  When the storm arrived, the seasonal June downpour would wash away any trace of the woman he pursued.

Remy straightened and started forward once more, increasing his pace but maintaining the wary scrutiny of his surroundings.  Somewhere nearby, a dog bayed into the night.  The alley ended on a wide avenue—Gentilly Boulevard—the westmost boundary of the Fairgrounds.  The shadows of the alley gave way to splashes of vibrant neon.  The silhouette of the Fair Grounds Race Course rose ominously before him, deserted at this time of night.  To his right, the door of the Seahorse Saloon, one of his old haunts, stood ajar.  Major Harris’s Love Won’t Let Me Wait spilled out onto the street, overlaid with dozens of voices.

“Good a place as any,” Remy mused.  It never hurt to indulge in a drink when on the chase.  Wiping his stained fingers on the hem of his trenchcoat, he turned up the epaulettes of the garment and strode confidently to the open door.

When Big Benny stepped out to meet him, Remy stopped short.  Fully a head taller than Remy’s six feet and a hundred pounds heavier, with skin blacker than a moonless night, Benny Bordelon peered at him through heavy-lidded eyes.  All head ‘n no neck.  How a man gets by wit’out seein’ behind ‘im in dis city I’ll never know.

“Benny, mon homme!” Remy said, grinning widely.  “Long time no see!”

The huge man grunted, not fooled by counterpart’s over-the-top display.  “If it ain’t Remy fuckin’ LeBeau.  If mem’ry serves, last we met y’ made off wit’ somethin’ important to my employer.”

C’est pas vrai!” Remy protested.  “Benny, ya got me wrong.”

“Like hell,” Benny growled.  “Weren’t no one else in Sinister’s lab dat night.”

Remy shuddered at the mention of Sinister, the geneticist who had carved out his brain tissue and brought him back in control of his powers.  It was true, the mutant had to admit.  He had taken a memento for his troubles, a mysterious vial of purple liquid now stashed in a safe deposit box on the outskirts of the city.  Once a thief, always a thief.  

“Y’ cost me my livelihood wit’ dat trick, Remy.  Weren’t no one who’d take me on after dat.”

“And now,” Remy said, following the huge man’s story to its inevitable conclusion, “now ya bounce for de Seahorse.”

“Reduced to a fuckin’ doorguard,” Benny growled, taking a menacing step forward.  “Breakin’ up bar fights ‘n slappin’ around drunkards.”

Surreptitiously, Remy dropped his left hand to the telescoping bo staff hanging from his belt.  With a moment of focus he activated his powers, converting the potential energy inside the weapon into kinetic energy.  He felt the familiar and reassuring vibration of power in his haunch, an insurance policy against the formidable Benny’s advance.

“Look, mon homme, we can debate de finer points’a a night long past till we’re bleu dans le visage—dat is, blue in de face, y’see?  Or, y’ can tell me if y’ seen this girl t’night, ‘n when we part ways, your pockets’ll be fuller for your troubles.”  He fished a creased photo of Marie Durousseau from a deep pocket and held it out to Benny.

Benny crossed his muscled arms and curled his lips into a sneer.  “Ain’t no amount’a cash would make me work with da likes’a you.”  

Remy saw the rage rising in Benny, the huge man’s white-knuckled fists twitching in anticipation.  But he could see, too, the flash of recognition on Benny’s face when he glanced at the photo, followed quickly by a nervous shuffle of the man’s feet.  He’s seen Marie.

“Everybody’s got a price,” Remy drawled, “be it paid in coin or in blood.”

Whether in response to the thinly-veiled threat or an effort to protect his secret, Benny lunged.  Remy saw the attack coming a mile away, easily sidestepping the brute and slipping the bo staff from his belt in one fluid motion.  As the huge man staggered past, Remy telescoped the bo staff to its full six-foot length with a flick of his wrist.  Benny recovered, quicker than Remy expected, and if the sight of his bared weapon scared the man in the slightest, it didn’t show when he lunged again.  Remy twisted into a deft pirouette, the bo staff tracing a wide arc, and smacked Benny in the small of his back.

An onlooker would have thought the blow to be of little consequence to the huge and thickly-muscled Benny.  But an onlooker would have had no knowledge of Remy’s mutant abilities, or of the kinetic charge built up in the staff.  The resulting explosion lifted the fully three-hundred pound man from his feet and blasted him back into the Seahorse Saloon, tearing the bar’s door from its hinges.  He crashed through a table, splintering the wood and sending a handful of frightened patrons, and their drinks, down to the floor with him.

“I think dey call dat 'party foul,' mon homme,” Remy tsked, lamenting the waste of perfectly good booze.  He stepped across the charred threshold.  “But den, dis is New Orleans.  It won’t be de first or de last of de night, eh?”  He surveyed the stunned crowd expectantly, wondering if anyone would rise to Benny’s aid.  No takers.  

To his credit, bruised and battered Benny tried to stand, but succeeded only in clutching at a broken ankle and slumping back, groaning in agony.  Remy walked up to him, planting his boot threateningly on the huge man’s groin.  Benny froze, eyes wide.

“Now den,” Remy said, fixing Benny with a fiery red stare.  “De girl, Marie Durousseau… where is she?”

Gaping openly at the mutant, Benny’s mouth opened and shut several times.  Not unlike a catfish, dis one.  At long last, he lifted one arm and pointed a fat, trembling finger at a door at the back of the bar.  He sighed audibly when Remy eased up on his sensitive parts.

“Much obliged, grand bâtard,” Remy spat.  He grabbed a pint glass from in front of a horrified woman and drained it in a single motion.  “And t’ya, ma petite.”  With a wink he proceeded toward the door Benny had indicated, the crowd parting silently to let him through.  He de-telescoped his bo staff and returned it to its place on his belt.

No sooner had he reached for the doorknob than a second explosion, this one dwarfing the first, rocked the building.  To his horror, Remy realized it had come from the other side of the door.  “Marie!” he screamed.  Without another thought he wrenched the door open and dashed inside.

But then he was somewhere else.
#2
Absolute darkness.

A sensation, not unlike floating.

A silhouette, grinning in the gaping void—Omni?

An orb, somehow every color at once, exuding raw power.

The discordant images came back to Remy in a rush.  A flash of searing hot pain sliced through his skull, driving him to his knees.  For what seemed like minutes he knelt there, both hands clutching the sides of his head, struggling to make sense of what felt like the worst hangover of his life.

“Absinthe,” he decided aloud, “hell of a drink.”

And yet, when his fiery eyes creased open, a vast, pristine white plane encompassed his field of view.  It stretched interminably in every direction, punctuated only by a gray pinprick what seemed to be several miles distant.  Remy closed his eyes again, shaking his head vigorously.

“Not absinthe.”  Somethin’ stronger?

The faint gurgle of running water drew his attention behind him, to an ornamental fountain.  Plates of metal shifted back and forth, constantly rearranging its construction.  If Remy’s head wasn’t already aching, staring at the confounding fountain would have done the trick.  Still, Remy knew intrinsically this was no hallucination—no trick of some foul substance acquired in the webwork of alleys and dive bar bathrooms he frequented.  

“Somethin’ much stronger.”

Remy knelt in front of the fountain and splashed cool water on his face, running both hands through his matted hair.  What’n the hell is goin’ on?  The last thing he remembered was the door leading to the Seahorse’s back room, an explosion, and then… nothing.  

"Am I dead?"

The perplexed mutant jumped to his feet, bo staff already in hand, when he heard another voice from across the fountain.
#3
“What the fuck is this?!” The fresh spawned prime shouted, struggling to get out of the ice cold fountain water. The splashes produced by the wild arm and leg movement originating from the panicking prime himself made it near impossible to catch his bearings. It took the man longer than the average prime to realise the shallow water wasn’t a threat. Once he did, he stopped his tantrum child-like behaviour and just sat waist deep in the water. “Where the hell am I?” Peter questioned as he saw nothing but white as far as the eye could see.

“Yeah, that’s what i thought. I’m dead… Fuck!” A fist slammed into the pond, scattering drops all around him. ”This sucks, we were -this- close.” He sighed in disappointment. Peter observed his steady hands in front of of his face, curiously eying his own body parts,’I don't feel dead...Maybe this is a pre-death dream? Or, even worse, Thanos’s new world? Maybe that's what the pale guy was talking about.’

Peter decided to get his ass out of the water. Slim streams of water dropped down back into the fountain coming from his long bordeaux leather coat. ‘Whatever this is, they sure lack creativity.’ The guardian climbed out of the reservoir, dragging his drenched clothes with him. Quill took a seat at the edge of the artistic piece of stonework, taking off his boot. Tilting the footwear upside down, allowing the trapped liquid to escape it’s prison. The displeased face of the guardian said it all,.... no one likes wet socks.

When draining his second boot a strange voice, which was different from the Omni character he met before, “Bonjour.” The unusual accent was a weird combination of french and white trash. “You were making enough noise to wake the half-dead.” The charismatic mutant continued quite casually.

Peter jumped up, boot in hand, looking a bit perplexed that someone other than him was here. Especially because there is literally -nothing- else in this, work in progress, environment. “Hey.” Quill replied with his most laid-back tone of voice, eying the new arrival.

The tall, white and handsome appeared to have a nonchalant vibe to him, if it wasn’t for the bo-staff so strategically placed within the shadows of his long coat, Peter may have actually believed the act. Quill’s eyes were drawn to the primes wardrobe, ‘Just look at that gorgeous coat….This fucker even has a similar coat as me.’

“M’excuser, You wouldn't happen to know what this place is, would you?” The red eyed mutant continued his casual line of questioning, acting as if it was the most normal thing to linger in a dessert of blanc.

“No? I just got here myself. Just some creepy little kid with a skin disease. He creeped me out.”
“Ah ~oui, I met him. Certainly not the most gracious host. I am but a simple voyageur, looking for my bearings.”

Quill lifted his bootless foot, barely maintaining balance while attempting to put his footwear back on. With both feet planted firm on the ground he started to feel less exposed, “Bullshit and me go way back pal. Who are you, what are you doing here, who’s the creepy kid and how do i get out?”

The barrage of questions hurled at the equally baffled mutant made the truth quite obvious. They were two poor clueless bastards stuck in this place. It was Remy who was the bigger man, taking the first step, “Je m’appelle Remy, taken by the same person that brought you here it seems.”

The combination of his aloof posture, strange yet alluring accent didn't sit well with Peter. It was like Thor all over again. “My name is Peter Quill, but most people know me by my other name…Star-Lord.” He shot a coy grin, “ Former legendary outlaw, current Guardian of the Galaxy...that’s right, me and my friends saved the galaxy from certain doom.” Only one thing was lacking to complete his Alpha rooster behavior, but it didn't seem to faze Remy. Nor did he seem impressed by the list of achievements and titles.

With his Bo staff the mutant pointed towards a small grey dot lingering at the horizon, “What do you think that is?”

Peter squinted his eyes, barely able to tell what his beta male partner was indicating, “Beats me, but it’s probably better than this piece of garden armature. Who the hell puts a fountain here in the first place, i mean seriously? Let's go check it out.”

“Lead the way.” Remy suggested with his hand guiding a path towards the unknown destination. With a hint of hesitation in his step the Guardian passed by Remy, locking eyes with him. The smug yet somewhat charismatic grin made it impossible for Peter to get a proper reading of him. The French accent didn't help with trusting him either.

The duo started their long walk towards the mysterious dot. Wet squishing sounds originating from the guardian’s boots was all that prevented an awkward silence taking hold of the situation. Gambit kept busy playing with the ace of heart cards between his nimble and agile fingers. Using his sleight of hands skill the playing card danced between his fingers without him giving it a second thought.

“That’s a nice stick you got there.” Peter observed, “I prefer something with a bit more firepower though.” Reaching for one of his blasters he spun it around, once forward then backwards, back in it’s holster. Emitting a sense of pride while doing so.

“It's a Bo-staff.” The clearly unimpressed and uninterested mutant explained.

“Yeah, that's what i said, it's a nice stick.” The guardian mocked openly. “I mean,.... if draw on you right now, aim this here barrel at your head what would you do?” Quill closed one eye, aimed down the barrel with the other.

Remy looked over, staring down the barrel of the gun. In his nimble hand the ace of hearts danced between his fingers right before he flicked it towards the gunslinger. The card found its way through the air, bouncing off Star-lord’s chest before it whirled down to the floor.

“Oh real funny.” He holstered his blaster. “Those cards ain’t going to help you when you’re in a pinch. Why do you have cards on you anyway? You’re a magician of some sorts?” The mere mentioning of magic made Gambit chuckle.

“non non, nothing like that. I got a few tricks up my sleeve. You should see make make something disappear.” Peter didn't read too much into it at the time. With the ace of hearts laying on the pearl-white floor, being left behind, the duo continued their long walk.

As time passed and travel distance shortened the speck on the horizon become more visible until the unknown object revealed itself to be some sort of portal. Two white armored men stood guard. “Let me do the talking, you’re just confusing with that accent.” Remy did not protest and allowed Star-Lord to do his thing.

“Greetings soldiers! Can any of you two tell me what planet we are on?”

The troopers shared a look before one of them took the lead and engaged in conversation, “ Planet? Sir, this is the Omniverse. There are no planets here, just...verses.” The distorted voice made no sense. Not on a planet? Peter turned to Remy, who simply shrugged with that smug grin on his face. He was no help at all, he seemed to enjoy seeing Quill struggle.

“So, no planet. Are we dead? What is this place?” The guardian continued, trying to make sense of it all.

“Sir, if no one specifically summoned you, that means Omni brought you here to make you a prime.” The lump of plastic didn't make any sense. Star-lord stared at the man as if he was talking a different language. “Omni should have explained it to you himself.” That’s when it hit him, Peter dismissed it as one of his crazy dreams.

“Excusè moi, you must forgive my confused friend here. This is all very new. What is this verse?” Remy interjected when he noticed Peter was trying to put the pieces together.

“You are standing in front if the gate to Coruscant. Ruled by the emperor himself. The pinnacle of civilization here in the Omniverse.

“You hear that, mon ami? The pinnacle of civilization, we came to the right place. Merci!”
Remy walked passed the guards, Star lord not far behind.

“Stay out of trouble.” The second stormtrooper said before both Primes set foot in Coruscant.


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