Guu the Movie

[Guu]

INT. BLACKNESS

GUU (10-years-old, short pink hair, pink dress, yellow scarf wrapped around the chest) appears in a black void. Her eyes shot open, she looks around puzzled, confused at the unfamiliar location.

GUU

What’s going on? Where am I?

Suddenly, OMNI (white child sized figure, big grin) appears before her. GUU recoils in surprise but insteads receives a welcoming pat on the head.

OMNI

No need to fear my future lover, for it is I, Omni!

GUU

Omni?

OMNI

Yes. I have brought you to my world. I think it will be much improved with you in it.

Omni hovers his palm in front of Guu. She opens up her hands, and Omni drops a rainbow colored orb in her hands.

OMNI

This is Omnilium, it grants you the power to make all your wishes come true, but only if you earned it by doing good deeds.

GUU

My wishes will come true?

OMNI

This is correct. Do not fear death, I will bring you back if you die.

Omni begins to float away, his arms raised.

OMNI

Go now, and make the Omniverse proud, Princess Guu!

GUU

Wait! No! Mr. Omni! I have so many questions!

The whiteness of OMNI spreads around until it has engulfed everything.


TITLE: GUU THE MOVIE

[Guu]

EXT. NEXUS
GUU lay on the marble white floors, the FOUNTAIN not but a few feet from her. She lay motionless, stiff as a board.

GUU

I have been kidnapped… by a god!

Her face remained expressionless, as if in silent acceptance of the situation. She tried to move her arm, which only flinched in response.

GUU

Why can’t I move?

She looked intently at her big toe. Waiting. After a few seconds, it finally wiggled. GUU screams in pain.

GUU

Oh god!

She gritted her teeth while muscling through it. She started to pant heavily after a second.

GUU

Oh no… muscles! I don’t move with magic anymore! I have muscles!

She screamed again as she forced her way to her feet, She was almost brought to tears as the pushed her way upwards.

Once on her feet, she was quite wobbly. She takes a first step and almost topples to the ground. Her second was a lot less wobbly.

GUU

This is a new experience.

Suddenly, she looked over and saw PRINNY (adelie penguin, adult, blue.)

GUU

Spoke too soon

PRINNY saluted at her.

PRINNY

Hello! I am PRINNY, the suicidal penguin! I’m at your service!

GUU

Well, if you can help me, I just got to the Omniverse and I’m having troubles moving aro-

PRINNY

Bored now! See ya later!

PRINNY runs off towards the Pale Moors. GUU threw her arms into the air.

GUU

What is this frikkin’ world?

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EXT. CARREFORE NEXUS VOID GATE - DAY
GILGAMESH (17, wearing golden armor, spiky blonde, played by cat man) steps through a portal and enters what looks like CARREFORE (desert metropolis.) The man gives the land a single once over before smiling wickedly. He steps down into the streets.

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EXT. CARREFORE STREET - DAY
GILGAMESH walks amongst the locals as if he owned the place. Suddenly, he was approached by a BATTALION OF STORMTROOPERS. All of them have their blasters raised.

STORMTROOPER 1

Gilgamesh! You are wanted by the empire for slaughtering military personnel. Stand down or we’ll shoot.

GILGAMESH’s smirk fell. In an instant, a pair of portals opened up behind him. Weapons such as axes, flails, and swords flung at the unsuspecting troopers.

He watched as the soldiers were cut up as he laughed like a madman,

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EXT. NEXUS
GUU was standing resolutely, fist clenched as she took a deep breath.

GUU

Okay, I can do this!

She taps the play button on a tape deck. Music plays and she begins to dance. (Director’s note: Song is “Thriller” by Michael Jackson. She’ll do the full dance except with a flip at the end.)

After she finishes the routine, she gleefully celebrates.

GUU

Yeah-ah-ah! I did it! Muscles eat your heart out!

She stretches a few times.

GUU

Now, for my next task… I will conquer that fountain!

She makes a running jump into the FOUNTAIN. She expertly swims through waters.

A few minutes into her swim, she notices something was watching her. DESCO (10, black hair, purple leather dress with eyeballs, horns) has a tear soaked face and is watching GUU from the edge.

She swims up to her and pokes her head out of the water.

GUU

What’s wrong?

DESCO began crying in front of her.

DESCO

Nyeseth is fighting the bad man!

GUU

Who is Nyeseth?

DESCO continued to sob, but GUU reached over and wiped away a tear while giving her cheek a supporting touch.

GUU

You are in safe company. Come on, let’s calm down and start over. Tell me your name.

DESCO

De-Desco.

GUU

That’s a pretty name.

After a few seconds, GUU looks directly at the camera.

GUU

BTW, this is not a shipping thing, we’re being set up as surrogate sisters. Come on, she’s 9 guys.

DESCO

Huh?