E-Mail: Undyne to Sans (CC: Unknown Number)

[Undyne]

Oi Sans, why are you messaging me? I thought you knew what I was going to do. And why're you using that other number? Your contact on my phone says that you got a whole different one! (Don't ask me how it got there, maybe our phones magically exchanged numbers when we were near each other in Ambrosia? :-D )

I only just saw your messages about fighting Flowey. Don't worry about me - he's dead. I'm recalling to Ambrosia right now, if you're still around. And tell Jeremy that if I catch him flipping burgers somewhere he'll wind up looking like the flower ;-)

(Attached is a selfie of a severely beaten-up Undyne with the two equally beaten-up halves of Flowey in the background, somewhere in Coruscant. Despite her state Undyne is smiling.)

[Sans]

wat. nooooo. i never texted you. u must be referring to someone else. another sans perhaps. perhaps i'm borrowing that other sans' phone number too? u never know, ya know.

yeah, i'm still around. there's a special surprise waiting for u, ya know~. :3

(also what the heck happened to you you look like someone took a steamroller to your face.)

[Undyne]

-_- If you didn't message me, just tell me so. You gave my number to anyone else then? Cause I've got no clue who that message is from.

I'm back in the palace btw, these guys have a freaking bathhouse with healing water here, can you believe it? Hey, maybe if you jumped in here you'd regrow skin & muscles I'll be out in a few hours once I heal up (you have no idea how powerful that Flowey thing was, I came closer to death than I thought <_< ) Then you can show me that surprise. I'm eager to see it! I'm doing good though, see for yourself!

(Attached is a selfie of Undyne at the bathhouse, smiling brightly into the camera. It's mostly her face and shoulders - the visible injuries are already healing up. She's wearing her swimsuit - part of the top is visible - and missing her eyepatch, thus her gray-ish sclera on the yellow eyeball is adding a bit of creep factor to it. In the background one can see a stone statue of Guu holding a jar, who's acting as a fountain: from her mouth and the jar water pours into the pool)

(A few moments later)

Oh and do you know anything about someone called Betty? She seems to know me, even said she battled me. I'd remember if I'd fought someone like her though.

She went on saying that Chara is around and that the EPD is tracking her to some pale moor or something. And how that Flowey I fought is apparently Asriel. I'm really confused. You make any sense of all that?

(Attached to this second message is a shaky picture of Betty covering about half her face and everything below that. The picture was obviously taken sneakily without Undyne lining it up and taking the picture with a shaky hand)

P.S: Damnit, I shoulda worn my eyepatch for that first pic, I don't look kawaii at all >///<

[Sans]

i didn't give my phone number to no one else. no one else got your contact info except for me : ) .

ah, good. you're here. i wonder why they didnt take me to one of those bathhouses. i couldve used one, hehe.

ha ha. maybe i could come back to life. blood, muscles, organs, grow life from inside out, ya know what im sayin, hehe?

ah, yeah. the flowey character. i was gonna try to warn ya that tryin to kill that hing would have been insane, but i couldnt catch up to you. plus, i dont think i wouldve been able to stop you anyway, hehe.

oh trust me, you'll love the surprise. she'll love it too, hehe : ).

oh my. you look liek cold sushi. nice.


(a few moments later)


betty? doesnt ring a bell. i BETty that id remember someone like that.

well, from what you're saying, the king's daughter is here alongside their son, who has been turned into a flower. probably through some science fiction stuff. or space magic. regardless, their daughter is in some place called the pale moor's and betty is an agent of chara.

or it's just one of chara's friends trying to pull a stupid prank on you. personally, the latter seems more likely. flowers have no soul.

P.S dont worry. she really liked the picture : 3