Blood. Classically, red like the color of anger, yet also the color of love; The truest color of conflict. If only it were that simple down here. Instead, a kaleidoscope of colored ichor made this ballroom look like a kindergarten room where the unsupervised kids got into their teacher’s batch of lipstick and decided to play Picasso. It splatters the walls same as it splattered my soul, dark and crusty like week-old milk on a coffee table. My eyes scan the hellish ballroom, corpses piled high and intrigue even higher. Who could have possibly perpetrated a murder of this magnitude?
My fascination could be mistaken as morbid, were it not for the notepad in my hand and the pencil tucked into my trilby. My interest is purely business, and I was in the business of solving crimes like this. I bore no official sanction, as what passed for government in the Underverse would never give a second glance to some scruffy old gumshoe with too much emotional baggage and his compatriots tromping around Dis looking for justice. That was a commodity in these parts, as this grisly scene was testament to.
I am Detective Flint Maloney, ace mystery-solver and wearer of fine hats. This is not my first rodeo, and I doubt it will be my last. That was the way of the Underverse. The City of Dis, flaunting its ramshackle excuse for order, needed someone like me more than anywhere else. When something wrong is done, when a crime is perpetrated, when darkness and injustice creep into the hearts of men like a twisted Cancer with no intention of paying rent of utilities, I have to do something. It’s in my blood. It runs red, red like the color of apples and ketchup; Both remain true staples of a simpler time. A time when people still believe in right and wrong in spite of the grey areas. Now I slough through a multicolored world, where black and white has been replaced by magic markers and those colored pencils that smell like fruit, painting a myriad rainbow of morality. I need to do something, something to turn this place around.
Like a hedgehog enamored by the bold colors of their first carrot, a streak of violet catches my eye and drags me towards the center of the scene. Here. This was where it had started. A demoness lay there, crumpled and bloody, her face twisted into a permanent mask of horror. Her purplish blood burst out from her side across the ballroom floor and stained her Maid’s uniform. She had been struck first, with almost unbridled emotion. Almost. The initial point of impact was too jagged, it was a show of the slightest hesitance. Interesting. I take a few notes, jotting down my thoughts with a calm precision.
Lost in my head, I don’t register the arrival of my companion until he is close enough to grimace at the slaughter before us. I glance back, face more somber than at my hamster’s funeral almost a year ago, and nod in greeting. He comes closer in order to examine the scene, his distaste more visible than my own. Unfortunately, his usually stoic expression always carried with it a sense of disgust.
The man would win no pageants for beauty. His loyalty, however, was unparalleled. With me through thick and thin, this man had never left my side. His eyes bugged out like a sloth, long scars cutting crags in the rocky expanse of his visage like the emotional chasms between myself and my father. My partner was, and is, a good man. I trust him. We’ve known each other long enough to finish each other’s sentences.... Now I rifle through my notebook to remember his name.
I am interrupted by a grunt from my compatriot, who motioned to gouges in the wall. Uneven, vile tears in stone and tapestry bespeak a story of graceful rage. The streaks of death were smooth and elegant. Whoever did this seems to have almost… enjoyed it. It was a disconcerting thought. To imagine that this deadly dance had brought some twisted maniac pleasure only hardens my resolve to find the perpetrator and bring them to justice. With my notebook now filled with data, I turn to my friend.
“Let’s go. I’m done here.” I slip the pencil back into the brim of my cap and tug on my trench coat.
I pick through the slaughterhouse, trying my best to avoid the many bodies that lay strewn about like a toddler’s toys after a night with an especially irresponsible babysitter. The stench finally starts to get to me, but I push through it all and make my way for the door. The Bogart Bar and Grill, that’s where I should go. It’s a shady establishment, but one with no shortage of crooked businessmen, chatty barkeeps, and observant passerby to garner information from. All it usually takes is a free drink and some cold, hard, cash.
I lead the way into the street, streaming igneous marring my new shoes. That’s alright, I have more at home. Flaring plumes of flame randomly light up the sky as the rank birthing pools scattered around Dis spew forth their demonic spawn. Every day more evil pours into this world, more evil than I can stop. All I can do is clear a small haven of good, like sprinkling salt into the middle of a snail highway to create a dead zone free of mucus and snail droppings. The bustling city, wrought with its demons, ghouls, spectres, undead, and other dark spawn envelops me. I hate it, but I have to blend.
Making my way through the crowd, I chance a glance back at my comrade. Thanks to his wide berth, the man has little trouble cutting his own path. His visage, frightening as it is, does no harm to his ability to blend in. Finally, I come to the familiar neon lights of the Bogart. Outside stands Barney, the bouncer. Short nubs of horns peek out alongside his flared purple mohawk. His skin is a dark shade of blue, one he prides himself on oiling. The demon, burly and large, glances at me with distaste. However, thanks to past… agreements, he lets us pass. I enter the Bogart, steeling my will. It might be a hive of scum and villainy, but at the very least it could get us one step closer to finding justice for that girl and the many others slain in the Ballroom. I remove my hat and tuck it under my arm. Time to get to work.
My fascination could be mistaken as morbid, were it not for the notepad in my hand and the pencil tucked into my trilby. My interest is purely business, and I was in the business of solving crimes like this. I bore no official sanction, as what passed for government in the Underverse would never give a second glance to some scruffy old gumshoe with too much emotional baggage and his compatriots tromping around Dis looking for justice. That was a commodity in these parts, as this grisly scene was testament to.
I am Detective Flint Maloney, ace mystery-solver and wearer of fine hats. This is not my first rodeo, and I doubt it will be my last. That was the way of the Underverse. The City of Dis, flaunting its ramshackle excuse for order, needed someone like me more than anywhere else. When something wrong is done, when a crime is perpetrated, when darkness and injustice creep into the hearts of men like a twisted Cancer with no intention of paying rent of utilities, I have to do something. It’s in my blood. It runs red, red like the color of apples and ketchup; Both remain true staples of a simpler time. A time when people still believe in right and wrong in spite of the grey areas. Now I slough through a multicolored world, where black and white has been replaced by magic markers and those colored pencils that smell like fruit, painting a myriad rainbow of morality. I need to do something, something to turn this place around.
Like a hedgehog enamored by the bold colors of their first carrot, a streak of violet catches my eye and drags me towards the center of the scene. Here. This was where it had started. A demoness lay there, crumpled and bloody, her face twisted into a permanent mask of horror. Her purplish blood burst out from her side across the ballroom floor and stained her Maid’s uniform. She had been struck first, with almost unbridled emotion. Almost. The initial point of impact was too jagged, it was a show of the slightest hesitance. Interesting. I take a few notes, jotting down my thoughts with a calm precision.
Lost in my head, I don’t register the arrival of my companion until he is close enough to grimace at the slaughter before us. I glance back, face more somber than at my hamster’s funeral almost a year ago, and nod in greeting. He comes closer in order to examine the scene, his distaste more visible than my own. Unfortunately, his usually stoic expression always carried with it a sense of disgust.
The man would win no pageants for beauty. His loyalty, however, was unparalleled. With me through thick and thin, this man had never left my side. His eyes bugged out like a sloth, long scars cutting crags in the rocky expanse of his visage like the emotional chasms between myself and my father. My partner was, and is, a good man. I trust him. We’ve known each other long enough to finish each other’s sentences.... Now I rifle through my notebook to remember his name.
I am interrupted by a grunt from my compatriot, who motioned to gouges in the wall. Uneven, vile tears in stone and tapestry bespeak a story of graceful rage. The streaks of death were smooth and elegant. Whoever did this seems to have almost… enjoyed it. It was a disconcerting thought. To imagine that this deadly dance had brought some twisted maniac pleasure only hardens my resolve to find the perpetrator and bring them to justice. With my notebook now filled with data, I turn to my friend.
“Let’s go. I’m done here.” I slip the pencil back into the brim of my cap and tug on my trench coat.
I pick through the slaughterhouse, trying my best to avoid the many bodies that lay strewn about like a toddler’s toys after a night with an especially irresponsible babysitter. The stench finally starts to get to me, but I push through it all and make my way for the door. The Bogart Bar and Grill, that’s where I should go. It’s a shady establishment, but one with no shortage of crooked businessmen, chatty barkeeps, and observant passerby to garner information from. All it usually takes is a free drink and some cold, hard, cash.
I lead the way into the street, streaming igneous marring my new shoes. That’s alright, I have more at home. Flaring plumes of flame randomly light up the sky as the rank birthing pools scattered around Dis spew forth their demonic spawn. Every day more evil pours into this world, more evil than I can stop. All I can do is clear a small haven of good, like sprinkling salt into the middle of a snail highway to create a dead zone free of mucus and snail droppings. The bustling city, wrought with its demons, ghouls, spectres, undead, and other dark spawn envelops me. I hate it, but I have to blend.
Making my way through the crowd, I chance a glance back at my comrade. Thanks to his wide berth, the man has little trouble cutting his own path. His visage, frightening as it is, does no harm to his ability to blend in. Finally, I come to the familiar neon lights of the Bogart. Outside stands Barney, the bouncer. Short nubs of horns peek out alongside his flared purple mohawk. His skin is a dark shade of blue, one he prides himself on oiling. The demon, burly and large, glances at me with distaste. However, thanks to past… agreements, he lets us pass. I enter the Bogart, steeling my will. It might be a hive of scum and villainy, but at the very least it could get us one step closer to finding justice for that girl and the many others slain in the Ballroom. I remove my hat and tuck it under my arm. Time to get to work.



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