Give Your Characters Advice OOC

[Sam]

If you could tell them anything, what would it be?

[Dust]

Dear Dust,

I was going to tell you to make sure you enjoy life while you can, but I think you are in good hands with Gildarts. Don't let him work you too hard, and keep an eye on him. And just... Take one day at a time. You'll reach level 5 in not time.. And then it's both down hill and up hill from there.

Also, I'm sorry.. But your Doll's going to be a guy. >.>;

Love,
L.W.Soul

[Trixie]

Dear Trixie,

Prepare to get fucked.


-Joe

[Gildarts]

Dear Christa,
Stop killing your sister, being a secondary, and just get with Abner already.

Love Sam.

P.S. duh I ship it, it's canon!

[Bobby Worthing]

Dear Bobby,

The world will eat you alive. Just summon a massive pillow fort and a ton of cuddly toys and stay there until Omni gets bored of you. It's the best fate you could hope for.

Love and commiserations,
Mikey.

[The Vision]

Dear Vision,

I know things suck right now. Your team is slowly disappearing and you are in a living nightmare. Thanks for taking the heat, buddy. I'll make it up to you with a whole thread of whatever you want. Hell, I'll even let you win the next few Avengers missions. Come out on top for once.

Hang in there,
G.Mo

Dear Ogong,

Yeah, you're good. This is the final boss. Just like. Do your magic thing.

[Harlan Higgs]

Dear Hiro,
Enjoy that break you're gonna get. Also, stock up on Neuropozyne.

Dear Harlan,

Hahah, ahh, you've already got it all figured out.

CJ

[Handsome Jack]

Dear Usopp,
Dude, you been standing around the Nexus, looking into space, for like 6 months now. Maybe get a move on and do something with your life, bruh.

Dear Cell,
I got nothing. You're awesome.

[Strazio Rockwell]

Dear Strazio,

Just chill bro, like for fuck's sake you turn your limbs into grenades, that can't be healthy. Also don't be so mean to Valerie he's a nice guy.

Dear Kuzuru,

Ey bby you know I luv you.

[Sans]

Dear Sans,

Everything is going to be okay.

Dear Isaac,

Everything is going to be okay.

[Alex]

Dear Proto,

You're a good person. Keep your head up.

Dear Shang.

Please come be my President

Dear Seventeen,

You cool as fuck, bro. Let's get beers.

Dear Karl,

Be my friend. Plz.

Dear Alex,

You are me.

[Kelsie]

Guu:
Please don't notice the dozens and dozens of plotholes I've introduced over the years.

Isabelle:
Ummmm... I can't say much because spoilers but... I don't see too much happiness chasing the mayor. Love is a two way street afterall. Maybe you should hook up with someone else? Not going to specify anybody...

[Desman Black]

Dear Des

Whatever you do, DON'T LOOK AT FUCKIN' ASH!!!!!!

[Sarah Kerrigan]

Dear Weiss,
I am so sorry for everything you're going to have to go through. I know the OV is eating you alive, and unfortunately it's not gonna get better for a while. I promise, though, there IS light at the end of the tunnel. You're strong enough for this even if you don't think so. You will get your happy ending - Promise.

Kerrigan: you really don't deserve the nice things I give you.

[Jack Darby]

Dear Repliku:

Kill Lord Dominator, trust me you'd be better off without her influence.

[Ash]

Dear Ash,

Don't terrorize the robut, too much.

Other than that, enjoy yourself. The OV is your new playground. =3 Have fun. 'Cause I'm pretty sure were not leaving this place. xD

[Freeza]

Freeza, oh freeza,

If you get banished it'll be your own fault.
<3 my tyrant alter ego.
-Sam

[Gamzee Makara]

Dear Gamzee,

U try ur best

here

gold star 4 u

ily

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Dear Peter,

No one knows you exist and im sorry that i brought you into this shitshow and just

just go smack brom upside the head and tell him to make a series for once in his life we need more content pls

[Jade Harley]

Dear Jade,

u are perfect and don't let anyone tell u otherwise

also don't join dante's abyss. DON'T DO IT. that's dumb

love, me

p.s. im sorry


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Dear Ada,

Plz don't flirt with Wesker. He old af. Thank.

Sincerely, Not-Jade

[Clownpiece]

Dear Somerled

Both of you, stop shoving yourselves into your little personality niches.
Sonny, you don't always need to be like a calm summer day. Let loose every now and then. You're not gonna miss something just because you're living a bit faster than normal.
Summer, slow the fuck down. Your impulsiveness is what harms you the most. Life's not going to leave you behind if you just take a breather and think things through.


Dear Clownpiece

Enjoy the beach : )