All-Points Bulletin: Victim of Betrayal seeks Justice

[Smith]

Greetings Dataverse. I am... Smith. I come to you with a request. I have recently taken part in a Mr. Teucer's request for assistance. He asked that myself and some others gather relics for him, so that he may be free from his prison. I attempted to help this poor soul in his quest, but... things did not go as planned. The relics were guarded by mighty beings, and to defeat one I had been forced into an alliance with some others who were there to help Mr. Teucer. We prevailed over the beast... but then things went disastrously awry.

Those whom I had allied myself with turned upon me at the earliest opportunity. They attacked and destroyed me. And for what? For the relic I had managed to wrest from the beast I had fought and that of another companion. So fixated were they on the reward Mr. Teucer had promised, that the lives of those they fought with were nothing to them. I had trusted these men and that woman with my life and had been made painfully aware of the price of that trust.

My attackers are known as:

Sasuke Uchiha. This man won the Dante's Abyss event and possesses items of no small power for his prowess. He led the group who ended my life.

Victor Wolfe: This man also participated in Dante's Abyss, during which time he showed his traitorous ways by Banishing a woman named Violet. He initiated the attack upon me.

Orihime Inoue: This woman is relatively unknown to me, aside from the small gleaning I've managed to gather from the Dataverse media outlets. Still, she was wielding the knife that drove into my chest, effectively being my killer.

I have reason to believe that the Colonel was deceived into helping them to defeat me, in order to gain the relic he had in his possession as well. However, I can not be certain that this is the case until I have spoken with him. Until such time, I regard him as a co-conspirator in my demise.

I'm here to ask for assistance in enacting my vengeance upon these traitorous individuals. I ask for help in attaining the justice such an act demands as recompense. I would hope that there would be some who would help me for no other reason... however, I know that not everything can be done for nothing. So, I offer this: Mr. Uchiha has in his possession a few items of great power. I have no need for such things, but any who assist me are welcome to take from him what they desire, should my vengeance come to fruition.

Please. I ask of you. Help me to have peace in my heart again.

[Yu Kanda]

This is Klaud of the Black order, your cry for help has not gone unnoticed stranger. Murder is a crime which shall not go unpunished. As Commander of the order I will dispatch our strongest warrior to assist you within this task. If you would be able to provide us with the location of said group I will set things in motion. You are not alone in this Verse and your call has been heard, the black order is at your disposal.

[Smith]

I am currently awaiting my attacked in the Nexus. As I have emerged here after my demise, I have reason to believe that they will also appear here after they exit Mr. Teucer's game. In regards to the assistance you have offer me, you have my thanks.

[Illidan Stormrage]

Oh Mr. Smith, your humble tale of woe has touched my heart! As I write this, I fight back the tears that would dare fog up the screen on which I type. Such cowardice and betrayal can only be the work of the highest form of evil! Thus I say to you that I, Earthworm Jim, stalwart protector of justice and all things cute and squishy, shall stand by your side as an ally, so that we may smite this nefarious entourage together! By the Great Worm Spirit, whose juicy body makes all fish in existence drool without end, we shall be victorious!

P.S. Know of any good burger joints around here? Everything is really white and I'm getting hungry. Even a vending machine would do.

[Smith]

Mr. Jim. I'm afraid I do not know of any "burger joints" within the Nexus. However, I am led to believe that one may create that which they desire with but a bit of Omnilium and their desire.

I appreciate your assistance in this endeavor as well. I hope that our collaboration will bring us both great satisfaction in the future.

[Deadpool]

Hi there, Wanderer from the Matrix. Nice to see that Neo didn't destroy your sense of humor!

I just wanted to give out a word of advice: the Omniverse is a vast, and dangerous place. Be careful of who you meet on Craigslist. I heard that's how herpes is spread, and not the one one your face (if you know what I'm talking about; if you don't, i mean the type on your wee-wee!).

Also, tell Sassy I said hi!

[Retane]

Sasuke Uchia? Winner of Dante's Abyss? Powerful Items?

The namekian paused for a moment letting the words linger in his head.

"Jade. Send a message to the Horsemen. Let them know what's going on and that, I'm going to be away for a while."

"Yes, Retane. Should I also let these others know you are coming?" Jade's question was intended for those requesting assistance.

Retane thought about sending a transmission that he would be coming as an ally to this 'Mr. Smith'. After a few moments the Leader of the Horsemen shook his head to himself, "No. Let's let them be surprised."

[Smith]

I... appreciate the words of caution, Mister Deadpool...

[Broly]

Smith,

This is Leftenant Ramirez from the Southern Division stationed out of Fort Dardunnelles in the Pale Moors. We have a new recruit we're sending your way to assist with your mission. Recruit Broly is on his way to meet you. He is under orders to assist you in any way he can.

Regards,

Southern Division HQ

[Thaal Sinestro]

Let it be known to all who read this bulletin:

I have confirmed that Sasuke Uchida is the current leader of a dangerous para-military force, responsible for the oppression of the people of Nippur.

If you value the ongoing peace and order of the verse known as the Endless Dunes, and the greater safety of the Omniverse, please aid us in standing against this tyrant.

Thaal Sinestro, deputy lawman of the Town With No Name

[Deadpool]

@Thaal

You're lawman duties hold no weight in the Nexus, just like your underwear doesnt hold any weight between your legs.

Also, I see you by the back of the fountain. You're fooling no one with that pink skin, and that John Waters mustache.

[Super Mario]

Hello, one called "Smith".


I am Sun Moon Stars. But you may call me the Boogeyman. I have designated this message to inform you that I have received your message. I am heavily considering joining your party. If I do come, I am the black-cloaked.


Sent by SMS

[Ururu Kyuuei]

Ah, its always nice to see the mob mentality of humanity gather together to target one single individual without a shred of proof. The only named individual in this entire thread that is worth attention to is this supposed Colonel-san and they have yet to make the presence here known to quantify and validate the information given to us by the Opening Post. So the question remains...

Who are you Smith-san and what proof do you have that one of the two greatest heroes of my world, who gave seed to the last great Hokage, has wronged you to deserve execution or possible banishment?

What do any of you have against Sasuke-sama that that warrants your condemnation at the command of a Prime that until now has had no existence upon the dataverse prior to five days ago?

Or is the cosmic joke of the multiverse, that is humanity, still thinking with its little brain?

Kyuuei Ururu the Withering Rogue

[Albert Wesker]

Greetings. I am Cricket. At the behest of my sadly one-armed operator, the one you refer to as Colonel, and his technical difficulties in communicating via this medium, allow me to transcribe his message. I assure you it is verbatim, lacking only the subtle nuances of his...very expressive tone. And expression, such as it is. Ahem.

"I have yet to make my presence known here because I saw no need. I have met with Smith in person and we have spoken. I have agreed to lend him aid in return for an attempt at regaining a measure of civility and making amends for my actions during the events of my tenure in Teucer's....domain.

But since I have been brought up, I can state it plainly: it may be colored slightly by personal viewpoint — but then everything said by anyone to have ever walked this or any other world is — but everything Smith has said is true. I cannot speak for the motivations of the others, as we communicated very little. In my damaged condition at the time I may not have been operating at peak efficiency to remain as logical and objective as I should have, and my memories are hazy at best. An excuse? Perhaps it might be called that, yes.

Regardless, I must counter your arguments with ones of my own to be considered: what does what a person is matter? Whether they are a supposed hero or a common man, are they exempt from crimes because of that? Set aside your blinders of personal admiration and historical heroism and look at matters objectively. And for that matter, what does the length of one's existence here matter? A wrong committed is a wrong committed, be it against a new arrival or one who has been here a number of years.

.....I have said too much. Let my own past experiences sway my thinking. I consider my objections null because of that, but I leave them here for consideration regardless. I have said my piece on this matter now."

And that is all he had to say on this matter. He holds no capacity for, as some organic lifeforms might call them, "gentler" emotions....and he was a soldier before coming here, without kindness, so his tone was quite harsh, but I assure you he meant no insult.

Best regards, Cricket;
at the behest of Colonel.EXE