Mock fight: Doomguy vs the World

[Doomguy]

I'm throwing down the gauntlet. Between a need to practice for any real fights I might have to go through in the future and a want to do what all the cool kids are doing, I've decided to start my own mock fight. But it's kinda of obvious that I have a leg up on most people in terms of, uh, everything. I could just throw down the BFG every turn in a normal fight, and I'd feel cheep if I did that. But I also want to to be able to throw out everything I got. So this is was I planned: I'm opening up a challenge to the community. I will fight everyone who joins in.

So bring your big guns, bring your best moves, give me all you got. Because we're taking this old school: one man versus the horde

[Darth Vader]

I'll get my ass completely whooped sideways but fuck it.

I'm down for this, man.

[Sans]

Ah, what the heck. I'll find out what it feels like to get absolutely tenderized.

[Albert Wesker]

Sign me up for this foray into insanity.

[Harlan Higgs]

GRUNDY LIKE FIGHTING. EVEN THOUGH GRUNDY NOT USED TO YET. GRUNDY WANT IN.

[Demetri Malius]

I WOULD BUT I THINK IM IN SO MANY MOCK FIGHT IVE LOST COUNT :frogsiren: -uses split tactics to find all the mock fights-

[Tartaros]

I'm in.

[Clownpiece]

This'll be a nice little learning experience. I'm up for getting wrecked.

[Ruby Rose]

If Ruby weren't so innocent, she'd be saying, "FUCK YEAH!"

[Doomguy]

Well, this seems like a good number of people, so let me just throw out the rules and then everyone can confirm.

Word Max Limit: 1400. (I did boost up the limit more than normal since there'll probably be more to react to, but this is more to keep me from making overlong posts more than anything.)
Posts per Player: 3 (this this is already going to be massive)
Time limit for posts: One week (again more to react to, and because school will be restarting soon for some people)
Setting: Avengers Tower and the city around it.. Doomguy will be inside working his way up. everyone else can start off wherever they want
Random Elements: Yes

This will likely start in a couple days fomr now, certainly after new years and the traditional new years hangover

[Harlan Higgs]

GRUNDY THROW TINY MAN OFF TOWER

[Corporal Light]

(This is Sans)

Sounds good. I assume people who wish to post next will call on this thread?

[Doomguy]

Yes, this will be the call thread. I call first post, for obvious reasons

[Ruby Rose]

I guess I'll throw up a list of participants for us:

0. Doomguy (Since he's hosting, per se)
1. Jon
2. Ruby
3. Sans
4. Adam
5. Grundy
6. Tartaros
7. Somerled
8. Demetri/Ryner (Put you last since you're unsure if you have the time with your other mock fights XD)

[Darth Vader]

I'm fine with taking second post, yep.

[Ruby Rose]

If no one else is desperate to go, I'd appreciate it if I could take third ^^

[Tartaros]

I'm fine with the order. As Grundy said, "GRUNDY HOLD, ARMOUR MAN SMASH". #wisewordsfromzombies

[Sans]

I suppose I'll have Sans go fourth, considering I don't see him going guns-blazing into battle immediately.

[Ruby Rose]

Will edit order as it changes, by the way.

[Clownpiece]

I'm fine with whatever spot I end up in.