04-14-2018, 10:56 PM
We all have pockets. We all keep things in those pockets. We all get rips in those pockets and end up spilling our goods all over the ground in the middle of the street and then have to suffer the embarassment of having to pick everything up off the ground whole everyone laughs, especially that asshole Dave...
But not anymore! Introducing the Pocket Pocket! The Pocket Pocket is a revolutionary device that can fit into a pocket and keep anything you can think of safe!
Omnillium! Personal belongings! Illegal firearms! You name it, the Pocket Pocket can keep it safe.
The Pocket Pocket is made from a patented latex-omnillium fibre weave which is nearly indestructible, preventing even the most dangerous goods from dropping it of your pockets!
The revolutionary Pocket Pocket can be yours for the low, low price of 15 OM, and we ship to anywhere in the Omniverse! You won't find a deal like this anywhere else. But that's not all! If you use the promo code "Zimmer Rules" at checkout, your Pocket Pockets are 66%, coming down to the absolutely unbeatable price of 5 OM per Pocket Pocket! Don't wait, order today!
(The terms Pocket Pocket and the latex-omnillium fibre weave are both trademarks of the Pocket Pocket corporation.
Contact the Pocket Pocket corporation for information on current promotions).
But not anymore! Introducing the Pocket Pocket! The Pocket Pocket is a revolutionary device that can fit into a pocket and keep anything you can think of safe!
Omnillium! Personal belongings! Illegal firearms! You name it, the Pocket Pocket can keep it safe.
The Pocket Pocket is made from a patented latex-omnillium fibre weave which is nearly indestructible, preventing even the most dangerous goods from dropping it of your pockets!
The revolutionary Pocket Pocket can be yours for the low, low price of 15 OM, and we ship to anywhere in the Omniverse! You won't find a deal like this anywhere else. But that's not all! If you use the promo code "Zimmer Rules" at checkout, your Pocket Pockets are 66%, coming down to the absolutely unbeatable price of 5 OM per Pocket Pocket! Don't wait, order today!
(The terms Pocket Pocket and the latex-omnillium fibre weave are both trademarks of the Pocket Pocket corporation.
Contact the Pocket Pocket corporation for information on current promotions).
*The emperor of mankind yeets erik into a sun*
[Today 08:03 pm] Erik Vrell : Bruh
[Today 08:03 pm] The emperor of mankind : don't worship gods
[Today 08:03 pm] Erik Vrell : Bruh
[Today 08:03 pm] The emperor of mankind : don't worship gods