Ask Ganny D

[Ganondorf]

I like to claim that I'm an open book. And I AM pretty unashamed with telling folks stuff. So, this is how it works. Ask me anything you can think of and I'll answer honestly.

Or don't and I won't.

[Sasuke Uchiha]

Tells us about that time you experimented with ______.

[Ganondorf]

I've experimented with many things. Be more specific.

[Monkey D. Luffy]

What has kept you coming back to the Omniverse, even at times when it was going through a metaphorical "dry spell" of sorts?

[Sasuke Uchiha]

Okay, but just remember I gave you a choice! Lol... Hmm.... Women's clothing.

Edit: Good question, Luffy.

[Ganondorf]

To be honest, I enjoy the company of the people here. We have an awesome bunch of folks to chat with. Of course, even when we were less... popular, I'd keep up appearances. I think part of that has to do with my role as a moderator (at the time). I feel a strong sense of responsibility to this site. And I don't want to let down Greg. He has a lot of confidence in me, shown by him adding me as the first staff member back in the day and the fact he used a lot of my input on the site.

A bit rambling, I guess. Let's just say that I like it here, so I stick around.

As for Sasuke's question, I'm not sure I've ever worn clothing made specifically for women... Well, I HAVE tried on my ex-wife's dress once. It was very short and tight. And we were married at the time, so less creepy maybe? I also once owned a man-thong.

[Proto Man]

Is getting married 'worth it', especially if it winds up not working out in the end?

[Monkey D. Luffy]

Is getting married 'worth it', especially if it winds up not working out in the end?

I second this inquiry. >.>

[Ganondorf]

Oh man. Well, I have kids from all my marriages, so I'd say yes from a personal perspective. and, of course, even if things don't work out, you DID love each other once upon a time. I will say that rather than drag things out, trying to fix a relationship that didn't really work to begin with, it's better to end things. While no relationship or marriage is EASY, if you find yourself fighting more than loving, maybe you should consider that this isn't the right person.

[Udyr]

What ... is the air speed velocity of an unladened swallow?

[Ganondorf]

I don't know off the top of my head, but I can Google it for you, if you'd like.

[Udyr]

I'd like both European and African varieties, thanks.

[Ganondorf]

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There ya go, hombre.

[Schwi Dola]

Not a question buuuut...

A Ganon Avatar!

[Magus]

Do you have to do any prep-work to suck so much dick? Like, wouldn't it scrape your tonsils or something? Or is it just a technique that, once you've got it, you don't really need to 'prepare' anymore?

[Ganondorf]

Metaphorical dick, figurative dick, or literal dick? You must be more specific.

And thanks for the avatar! It's incredibly topical, considering i'm dead.

[Mako]

My question for Ganny D! Do you have any experience/like playing with armpits, feet, and thighs?

[Ganondorf]

Like.... Tickling? I don't really LIKE being tickled, personally, but it makes me happy to tickle my wife. She hates it though. Or is this something else?

[Mako]

Uh......I can't really go deep about this since this is a forum. So I'mma say no to tickling, think of it in a more sexualized way.

[Ganondorf]

In that case, I have no experience with that sort of thing. I'm willing to try most anything once though.