E-mail; to "Langweilig Citizens" - Evacuation Order

[Guu]

Sent out both by letter and by e-mail before the Guu’d vs. Evil battle

As you all may or may not have known, our town will soon be overcome by a battle of psychopaths. It is unknown how many will injured or killed in the crossfire. These are dangerous individuals who care not for the well being of secondaries. It is our time to take action before it’s too late.
Langweilig Town has always been an experiment. It was to prove if the people of Camelot could colonize the unruly Tangled. While we have been successful thus far, recent events has shown us exactly what we are up against. Even if we survive the oncoming onslaught, whose going to protect us from the next dangerous foe for whom has decided to darken our roads with their presence.
Our jails are weak, our security has holes, the forest still remains untamed, and our populace is as divided as ever. I don’t think we could have lasted much longer before things went as horribly as they did.
So, effective immediately, I am issuing an official evacuation and relocation of the whole town. We will go back to Camelot and write this whole thing off as a failure. I’m sorry it has to end this way, but it has been proven we can’t handle it.
[float=right]Signed,
The Mayor of Langweilig[/float]