The Person Below Me

[Jade Harley]

I didn't know what that was so I had to Google it. Apparently they might cause stomach ulcers or cancer in children, if we're talking the corn chip things. I like most corn chips, so besides the risk of horrible pain, sure.

TPBM appreciates the small things.

[Gaston]

I do indeed appreciate small things. I mean, without all these small micro-organisms inside my stomach, I'd be dead!

TPBM found that joke horrid.

[Jade Harley]

I DID. I WAS TALKING ABOUT, LIKE, PEOPLE SAYING "PLEASE" AND "THANK YOU" OR SMALL FLOWERS PEEPING OUT FROM THE CRACKS IN THE SIDEWALK, YOU CRACKED WALNUT.

TPBM RESENTS MY USE OF CAPSLOCK.

[King Ghidorah]

It wounds me on ethical, intellectual, and spiritual grounds. My passive-aggressive retaliation will be legend.

TPBM knows what evil lurks in the heart of Sven.

[Jade Harley]

Uhm, you mean the reindeer from Frozen? He's a pretty shady motherclucker, I guess.

TPBM buys books and then doesn't have time to read them.

[Handsome Jack]

I don't have the budget for unread literature. I HAVE downloaded free books I didn't read though.

TPBM is gonna get drunkt by Cell.

[Gaston]

Iunno, probably

TPBM hates memes and is a terrible person.

[The Humble Sage]

I appreciate some memes but I find that many of them really aren't funny (yes I realize that makes me sound old and cranky -_-)


TPBM is excited that India has successfully launched a satellite of their own.

[Omni]

My news feed is nothing but election and terror attacks, so I had no idea.

TPBM, if offered, always takes the extra cheese.

[Ezrihel]

Cheese me up fam. I love cheese and cheesy things (including humor). I don't like "cheesing" in video games though. >___>

TPBM prefers chicken sandwiches over burgers (made from beef).

[Gaston]

True. Not a big fan of burgers, to be honest.

TPBM is a dirty swine thinks Star Wars is better than Star Trek.

[Boba Fett]

Obviously

TPBM, has a pet that isn't a cat or dog.

[Handsome Jack]

Sure do. Jacob and Jeffrey the Third.

TPBM took a minute to realize I was refering to my kids.

[Demetri Malius]

I know you too well Cell, as soon as I saw it was you I knew it was coming. heheheheh

TPBM secretly follows along one of someone else's characters on the Omniverse, but they won't say who.

[Gaston]

Nope, definitely not, I certainly do not follow anyone else's character, nope, definitely not.

TPBM likes pancakes better than waffles.

[Handsome Jack]

What kind of inhuman monster prefers pancakes to waffles?

TPBM secretly enjoys preschool television

[Oleander]

Erm... I didn't even like preschool television when I was in preschool. Though if we're talking about the TV's that preschoolers have, I want one with big Mickey Mouse ears with the speakers in them...

TPBM can sing at least three mainstream Disney songs... and a few less known.

[Little Ghost]

Huh, would you believe that I actually can do that? Sure, it's in my native tongue... But still!!!

TPBM should join me in proselytizing for Hollow Knight!

[Gaston]

Maybe? Haven't played the game yet, perhaps I should... HOLY SMOKES BATMAN, I FELL INTO HIS TRAP!

TPBM prefers doing all their posts in one large surge rather than individually.

[Oleander]

Yes, and maybe... I wake up, post as many as I can before work, then go on a reply spree during break ('cause I has internet privvy) and then when I get home, knock as many out as I can. I prefer all at once, but it's usually time for me.

TPBM has a semi-exotic pet (something other than a cat or dog) with an odd name.