The Person Below Me

[King Ghidorah]

What do you mean 'as a kid'? Try 'every time I get back from the gym'.

The Person Below Me has memorized the lyrics to a large number of mildly embarrassing tunes.

[Omni]

Currently my brain is singing "WHEN YOU SEE MY FACE HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL" so yes. Generally of the cheesy butt rock variety.

The person below me, if given the chance to murder one person and never face any repercussions, would do it.

[Handsome Jack]

You have no idea. Generally a super chill dude, but this person is just an awful human being.

TPBM is curious as to who it might be.

[Demetri Malius]

I am, and maybe its me... but then again, who would pilfer for gold butt coins then?

TPBM actually kinda doesnt like humanity so they secretly hate everyone. Just a little bit though. And some people are tolerable.

[Demetri Malius]

I am, and maybe its me... but then again, who would pilfer for gold butt coins then?

TPBM actually kinda doesnt like humanity so they secretly hate everyone. Just a little bit though. And some people are tolerable.

[Handsome Jack]

Everyone knows this is true, Mr. Doubleposter.

TPBM is judging Dem for his mistake.

[Todd Ingram]

Batman judges Dem....

Tpbm has a secret tattoo!

[2B]

Nnope. I'd never get one. Pain, ew. Pain. Ew.

TPBM has never broken a bone.

[Jade Harley]

Yep.

TPBM has a pet of some kind?

[Alex Mercer]

Literally just got a kitten!

TPBM has at one point snuck into a theater to watch a new movie.

[Jade Harley]

Uhm, excuse u, I'm not a dirty criminal.

TPBM likes the rain.

[Handsome Jack]

Rain makes me sleepy. Does that count?

TPBM wants to build a couch cushion fort right now.

[Alex Mercer]

My cushions don't come off, so I use bed sheets and fans.

TPBM is a big fan of tea, but can't pick just one favorite.

[Odin]

I have tried to like tea but just don't....

TPBM is ashamed when they start a book and don't finish it.

[Handsome Jack]

People have that problem? I've never started a book I haven't finished. Though I ain't really sat down to read in a couple years now.

TPBM is gonna tell us all their most guilty pleasure.

[Simon]

When pigs grow wings, maybe.

TPBM just can't stand public displays of affection.

[Handsome Jack]

I'm the primary offender there. Ask Sammy.

TPBM isn't too ashamed to admit they enjoy a day in bed doing nothing at all.

[The Vision]

Ashamed? Please, that's my favorite way to spend the day and I am proud of it.

TPBM has read a book they enjoyed way too many times.

[Handsome Jack]

I've read The Hobbit a few dozen times. Classic.

TPBM wrongly thinks Tolkein is overhyped.

[Gaston]

False. Tolkien my boy.

TPBM enjoys Takis.