Omnitube: A Bold Declaration

[Kuzuru]

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[spoiler]The video starts in a dark room. Almost as if it was lit by candlelight, but there is no telltale flickering of shadows. Centerframe sits a red-skinned man. His hair is slicked back and black sunglasses cover his eyes, he is grinning with a mouthful of sharp fangs. An unzipped leather bomber jacket dyed a deep shade of red sits wrapped around his shoulders. Red letters on a black shirt peeked out from beneath the jacket, an observant viewer could see they spelled out “devil”. After pausing a moment to allow the camera time to adjust to the poor lighting the man spoke, “greetings assholes of the Omniverse! My name is Kuzuru and I’m the leader of The Ashen Blades” He paused, took a moment to remove his sunglasses to reveal ruby red eyes, and continued, “I’ve gotta say I’m disappointed in most of you, there is so much wasted potential in this world that it makes me sick. You seek camaraderie and companionship, so many of you are huddled in the dark afraid to raise so much as a dagger against your fellows.” His grin was gone, but his fervor was not, “though don’t you worry your pretty little heads, soon we’ll be coming to lop them off so you won’t have to worry about anything asides from picking out a nice coffin. I think we’ll start with those of you unfortunate enough to have a price on your head, after all one can’t work for free. Also if any of you goody two-shoes hero types are out there and want to stop me you better get yourself a bounty, or well quite frankly,” he chuckled, “you just aren’t worth my time.” He slid the sunglasses back over his eyes and leaned in closer to the camera. His grin was back and he said, “I’ll leave my e-mail in the description, hit me up if you need a job or want to hire my merry band of mercenaries, or hell even send me hate mail I always need a good laugh. I hope you all have an absolutely pleasant day.” The video faded to black and in its place a sigil appeared for several seconds as the video came to a close.[/spoiler]

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The Ashen Blades

[Dr. McNinja]

xXMeCHromANcerXx said:

Okay, you're an obvious bad guy, but I need work. You got anything for me?

[Kuzuru]

The Ashen Blades:

If you know how to fight we've got plenty of work for you, I'll send you our coordinates.

[Dr. McNinja]

xXMeCHromANcerXx said:

Alright, that's cooool. I'll be right there.

P.S. You don't have anything against robots, do you?

[Kuzuru]

The Ashen Blades:

Other than the fact that they don't have any blood, we're cool with them.

[Demetri Malius]

[Incoming encrypted message. Decrypting...]

[Completed.]

Greetings. This is a message from the Thieves' Guild in Camelot. We will not reveal our exact location, but we wish to extend an arm out in invitation for an alliance. Perhaps we could provide you with reliable information and tracking while you make sure any of those that cause trouble for our faction find themselves... out of the way. Please contact us back on our secure website, I am sure you can find it. Until then, farewell.

-Anonymous

[Kuzuru]

The Ashen Blades:

Ooooh, how mysterious. I'm not one for thieves, but it would be nice to have someone do the legwork when it comes to hunting people down. We'll be in touch.