Who's the oldest one of all?

[Weiss Schnee]

Raal is 43 going off his original orcish age, though the corpse he's currently wearing would be dated to about 38.

[Illidan Stormrage]

I don't think Dark Link counts. And I will turn this thread around and take home the youngest Prime trophy at 30 days old. If anyone objects, I will park my Crawler on them.

Why wouldn't DL count?

EWJ is 2 and Ditto is 4. Got all the weird young thingys.

[Violet]

I'll have to go back through to double check, but Violet is late 40's early 50's at this point. Still a smokin' hot fox.

[Ezrihel]

Are we counting the physical age of the body, or the age of the mind? Ezzy is physically only about 19 now. Mentally/spiritually, she's hundreds of millions of years old, though the years are compressed for her. Andromedans are an elder race that reincarnate and keep the memories from their past lives when they do pass. Though many of them live hundreds of thousands of years normally before something happens along and manages to kill them. They're based on the annunaki/ bibical nephelim.

[Tartaros]

Are we counting the physical age of the body, or the age of the mind? Ezzy is physically only about 19 now. Mentally/spiritually, she's hundreds of millions of years old, though the years are compressed for her. Andromedans are an elder race that reincarnate and keep the memories from their past lives when they do pass. Though many of them live hundreds of thousands of years normally before something happens along and manages to kill them. They're based on the annunaki/ bibical nephelim.

Goddamn kids... I had to live through every single grimdark year. I had to earn my supercentenarian title. :frog:

[Ezrihel]

I personally think being that old is a horrible thing. They live lives with no escape, every memory bleeding down til it feels like the entire universe is crammed inside your head. O.o

[Tartaros]

I personally think being that old is a horrible thing. They live lives with no escape, every memory bleeding down til it feels like the entire universe is crammed inside your head. O.o

Eh, could be worse. At least you aren't Guts. :frog:

[Gildarts]

Trixie is in her 20's. She's 25. WHY DO PEOPLE FORGET ME!

I too was forgotten ! Gildarts is in his mid forties but I write him as 40.

My OC Caira is just a year younger than I am

[Darth Vader]

Jon's 18, though he could have just turned 19 now depending on how ageing works in the Omniverse. This is kind of a divergence from the canon, though, since from the point in the books I've taken him from, he'd only be 17 at the most.

[NateTheGreat]

I'll have to go back through to double check, but Violet is late 40's early 50's at this point. Still a smokin' hot fox.

Uh?! That's an insane timeskip!

[Violet]

I'll have to go back through to double check, but Violet is late 40's early 50's at this point. Still a smokin' hot fox.

Uh?! That's an insane timeskip!

Its like 15-20 years, which would be plausable given that the turnover wrought offspring about that age from a lot of people's canons, i.e. bra and kirano's kid(s).

[Crocodile]

Smith's age is hard to determine. The Matrix alludes to him being around since around the beginning of its first iteration... but it's pretty vague about exact dates. He'd probably around 400 years old? Pretty young compared to some of the folks here.

[Stuart Gillman-Street]

Born in May 1995, and taken to Le Omniverse in early 2021, so 25.

[NateTheGreat]

I'll have to go back through to double check, but Violet is late 40's early 50's at this point. Still a smokin' hot fox.

Uh?! That's an insane timeskip!

Its like 15-20 years, which would be plausable given that the turnover wrought offspring about that age from a lot of people's canons, i.e. bra and kirano's kid(s).

During the turnover, Zena an Sage were both 6. 

We were using a futuristic version of the twins. To my knowledge, it was the same case with Piper.

[Crocodile]

Usopp is a healthy 19.

[Zack Fair]

Glad to see this thread come back up!

Zack remains 23. Matrix remains three different ages all at once.

Lord Zedd is implied to be insanely old, but with the custom backstory I've given him, it scales down to roughly 10,059 years old, give or take a decade or two (though I thought about making it 10,401 just to mess with Tart).

[Joline]

oh, hey, this exists

I had to do a bit of research and math to figure out how old Nep would be. She has no canon age or even really a ballpark, so here's where I had to take some Omniverse liberties and such. There IS a conversation, though, where ages are mentioned - with Vert and Blanc being about equally old, Noire being a more recent development and Neptune being the youngest by a longshot. Seeing as she isn't SUPPOSED to be present in the time period Neptunia V takes place but is there anyways because shenanigans, she's... maybe around twenty-six, at oldest. It was Nep herself that said CPUs are technically ageless, though, so she's out of the running off the bat. But if she needs an age, I'll say 26. Makes sense, given Noire's around fifty and Vert and Blanc are around one hundred years old.

Joline, meanwhile, is a bit tricksy as well, if in a different way. She was pulled into the Omniverse on her seventeenth birthday (obviously making her 17), though she was plopped down near the Fountain in her twelve year-old body. Her alternate form appears to be about twenty-two, though. So Jojo's not gonna be taking home any medals for being old, but, y'know. Insert platitude here.

:frog:

[Illidan Stormrage]

Illidan is over 15,000 years old. Jim is in his mid to late thirties.

[Desman Black]

Desman is in his early 20s, though he was born in 2000-01.

[Kaylee]

As before, Amber is 17 but by now she would be pushing 18.

Dawn is 20 going on 21 but Erika could actually be considered younger than Dark Link if you count the technicality that she was born inside of the Omniverse. That would make Erika Lye the youngest prime!