Anonymous Board

[Demetri Malius]

On this board everyone is anonymous unless you state your identity. It is a way to contact the thieve's guild. All posts in response are directly sent to them, and others cannot see the messages by others. Responses are also directly sent. The only posts visible to all on the board are the public announcments.

[Demetri Malius]

Fading into the static screen of the site, large bold letters appear.

"If you find yourself skilled and worthy of being within our ranks. Relay us a message, and we shall test your merit. You must be sly and quick-witted in order to make up lies on the spot, nimble enough to make your way through a squadron of guards unscathed, or perhaps skilled enough to take something right in front of someone's eyes without noticing. You skills can be put to use here. Apply to become a member. To become one of us."

A single jagged text box appears. A few words above it.

"Request or Apply"

[Demetri Malius]

Letters begin to fade across the screen, a bright green as they spot the site page.

Do you believe that you have the skills in order to to join our ranks? We could always use a few more eyes and ears around the Omniverse, and we are always looking for new members to help scour the lands. Don't be afraid to stretch out a hand into the darkness and let us show you the way through. Members do get their benefits...

The words fade, leaving nothing behind, but the text box hovering on your screen seems to have a green glow now.

[James Knight]

I may have a job for you. I require.... a way to get into the Dataverse. Suffice it to say there is something I have to do there.... should you wish to discuss this further, 35.66.88.92 is a disposable IP address for a website you may contact me on.

[Eda]

There is a certain rare magical gemstone , pink in color I am interested in obtaining . If interested in procuring it message the following email

Oneandonlymagicalgirl@Omail.com

[Jak Mar]

Hello,

I'm typin' to you to possibly to join your guild.

Let me know at
fireyorange@omnimail.com, thanks.

[Beta Ray Bill]

This is a member of the Society of Supervillains, We understand that you are a group of thieves which is close to what we are. The Society wishes to associate with your group, Mainly due to that we are in need of an information dealer and what better way is to higher a rouge. If you wish to contact us in person you may find one of our members in either the Pale Moors or the Frozen Fields.   

[Demetri Malius]

Greetings, we have heard rumors of your organization, no doubt starting to make a name for yourself. We can arrange an alliance of sorts in order to create a connection and strengthen both of our factions. A member will be dispatched in order to contact you, we will contact you again personally with further information.

[Beta Ray Bill]

The Society is most pleased with your agreement and we look forward to making an alliance with the Guild.

[Guu]

Hello!

So do you allow the exchange of furry porn here? That other anonymous site wouldn't allow it.

[Marisa Kirisame]

So I wonder if you could kidnap someone if your interested at all let me know I will post the email for further jobs if needed.

Chara@Omail.com

[Demetri Malius]

A message appears on the screen, a message for Daxter. No others can decipher the message as the code unscrambles itself.


We have gained information that there is someone in the Dunes that wishes to become a contact for the Guild. A feline-like female that claims to have a high degree of skill in skullduggery and theft. Find her and confirm her availability and skill, then she will assign you further missions in that verse. You will report to her when you are finished with your assignments.

[Jak Mar]

Hey bud, Thanks for offerin' me a spot here. I appreciate it. I won't let ya down.

[Demetri Malius]

The site seems to come to life once more after being in a dormant state. It begins to stabilize and instead of the random chaos, it bears a plain layout with a series of questions.

Are you willing to steal valuables from others at the risk of imprisonment? What about death?

How would you asses your skills in larceny, stealth, and overall adaptability?

Which verse do you currently spend the most time in?

What can you offer to this Guild in exchange for its resources?

Are you prepared to take all this world has to offer?

There is also a bonus riddle at the bottom of the page:

He who makes it does not keep it.
He who takes it does not know it.
He who knows it does not want it.
He who gathers it must destroy it.
What is it?

[Kuzuru]

Pretty spiffy site you got here chief.

This is Kuzuru, leader of The Ashen Blades. You may know us from such classic hits as "The Ballad of Ballad".

At any rate it looks like we have a classic you scratch my back and I scratch your scenario. We'll offer our muscle and you'll offer your intel. Now as far as payments I figure that's best left to a case-by-case basis. After all my Blades tend to set their own prices, but I'm sure we can usually work out a 50/50 split.

Let me know what you think.