Nationstates

[Crocodile]

We, of the humble Dominion of Flandarz strongly urge all Omniversians to accept the zombie refugees into their lands. Do not judge them for their strange ways. Instead, attempt to understand them. Perhaps even join them in their revelries.

At this time, nearly half the world's population has been infected. Another quarter has been killed by the senseless violence against our undead brethren. Join us in our mass jubilee. Don't fight change; embrace it! Give up on these "cures" (which are little more than hate rhetoric hiding behind science). The true cure is in joining the undead. The cure for hate and life-ism.

Brain-Eatingly Yours,
The Totally Not Zombified Ruler of Flandarz

[Erik Vrell]

The holy empire of Gal Skap has touched down in the OV region.

[Clownpiece]

Could someone with some cure nukes to spare bomb me very aggressively? Apparently I got fuckled super hard over the last 20 minutes.

[Crocodile]

Yeah. We got some new Omniversians into the Region and one of them just Zombied people hard.

[Violet]

Coolguyshire got f'ed in the a pretty hard with them nukes.

[Soldier 75]

I have absolutely no idea how to start cure research 0_0

[Alex]

I think the zombie thing is over.

[Crocodile]

It is, in fact, over.

[Jade Harley]

When a blind man and his guide First Guardian were recently refused service in Harley Laboratories City restaurant ‘The Haute Potato’, it started a heated debate that few had seen coming.

The Debate

“This is a real eye-opener!” exclaims Mathias Murdock, head of the Harley Laboratoriesian Blind Trust, speaking to a large group of cane-wielding protesters. “This discrimination against the blind and partially-sighted has gone on for too long. Not only should we be allowed to take our companions and guardians wherever we go, now is the time to realize our vision of a society completely accessible for the visually impaired!”

Just.... Murdock. AND THE PUNS

[Jams Bolero]

"With great power comes the temptation to play God."
-Eraphos, 32 IF

And thus, I join the Omniversal region as the Republic of Eraphia.

[Crocodile]

Everyone to this point has been added to the OP.

[Darkarma]

Daems Lands of Hanagakure has arrived.

[Crocodile]

Updated to this point.

Also, enjoy this issue I just came across.

The Issue

The human being is on the brink of extinction, largely due to people hunting them down for tasty human being-kabobs and human beingburgers, and as ecological disaster looms, various factions are all calling for what they feel should be done about the human being.

“This is an outrage!” shouts Hack Dubois, outspoken member of the Flandarz Wilderness Protection Movement. “The government has to put a stop to the out of control hunting of our beloved human beings. Do you want our children and grandchildren to miss witnessing the spectacle of wild human beings prancing freely in our forests?”

“Who cares what happens to some dumb wild pest?” scoffs Robin Stark, employee of Flandarz National Lumber, “If they’re endangered it’s ‘cause they were too weak to adapt. They probably deserve to be killed off. With them out of the way, we could clear-cut the forests human beings like to hide in, which would really boost the economy through the timber industry!”

“Nature is hardly a black and white issue,” Mario Nxumalo, a respected scholar, notes. “We should start a breeding program to help these creatures recover their numbers. We can display them in captivity, and gradually release them into the wild. Couple it with limiting, but not abolishing human being hunting, and everyone benefits. Of course, human beings raised in captivity don’t generally survive in the wild, but I’m sure we can find a way!”

[The Humble Sage]

So I guess you are straight up a country run by zombies now?

[Crocodile]

Nah. Just cannibals.

[Clownpiece]

“Now the way I see it is that it’s either green, expensive, and sprawling; or compact, polluting and cheap. Wouldn’t it be nice if we had the best of both worlds? Well, we can!” claims fission technician Katniss Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff. “Nuclear power is reliable, clean, and although it isn’t cheap, it won’t break the bank. There is a risk of deadly meltdown, but this is relatively small, and the only people who could be against this are anti-nuclear protesters, but what do we care about those tree-hugging hippies?”

Now that's a Bremsstrahlungian name. Godspeed Ms. Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff.

[Jade Harley]

I (the Leader) was just arrested for murder. Fun times! ;D

[Joline]

with all this politics nonsense going on, i see fit to make a declaration:
lET'S SHOW THE WORLD HOW TO RUN A NATION.
keep truckin', folks. nep for world empress 2020.

[Trixie]

What I find hilarious is that my secondary country that I'm modelling as a merchant republic is doing WAAAYYYY better than Zulenka.

Novostros FTW

[Victor Wolfe]

whats surprising to me is that New Nippur , where I am dealing with Issues as if Victor was in charge is doing pretty great, strong economy and superb civil rights.