Roll a DnD character, post the results!

[Gin Yatreg]

http://whothefuckismydndcharacter.com/

PRETTY CHILL HUMAN RANGER FROM AN UNDERWATER MONASTERY WHO WORRIES SOME OF THEIR MEMORIES HAVE BEEN TAMPERED WITH

My god I rolled Bioshock.

[Magus]

DETERMINED DRAGONBORN FIGHTER FROM A SILK & SPICES TRADE GALLEY WHO STARTED A REBELLION IN THE NORTHERN MOUNTAINS

Below that it says "THAT SOUNDS FUCKING TERRIBLE". That's true.

[Crocodile]

 APATHETIC DWARF DRUID FROM THE WORST BROTHEL IN TOWN WHO HASN'T BEEN QUITE RIGHT SINCE THE ACCIDENT

I wonder what kinda accident you could have at a brothel...

[ElFailzalot]

HELPFUL GNOME CLERIC FROM AN IMPURE BLOODLINE WHO GREW UP IN A GRAVEYARD

Well alright then. :frog:

[Mami Tomoe]

A FUCKING STERN HUMAN RANGER FROM A SLAVE MARKET WHO ACTS SHALLOW BUT ONLY TO HIDE THEIR INSECURITIES

this sounds like a tsundere except with nothing to l-like or a-anything
i'm sorry

[Creatia]

OBNOXIOUS HALF-ORC SORCERER FROM AN ISOLATED MONASTERY WHO NO LONGER DREAMS

....Okay then. At least I'm a magic half-orc. XD

[Dark Link]

QUICK-TEMPERED HUMAN PALADIN FROM AN UNDERGROUND MILITARY STRONGHOLD WHO MOONLIGHTS AS A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR

Huh...Surprisingly mundane, yet still interesting. I might actually have to use that one at some point.

[Victor Wolfe]

CRUEL GNOME SORCERER FROM A TOWN WHERE ORCS ARE BOUGHT AND SOLD AS SLAVES WHO FIGHTS FOR SPECIES EQUALITY

[The Humble Sage]

pompous Gnome Cleric from a very tiny province who knows seven dangerous secrets

about as normal as one could see here frankly

[Spur]

IRRITABLE HUMAN PALADIN FROM A QUAINT LITTLE VILLAGE ON A HILL WHO BELIEVES DUNGEON CRAWLING IS JUST BREAKING AND ENTERING

I need a larger break from reality tbh

[Clownpiece]

CRABBY HUMAN CLERIC FROM THE DUSTY MOUNTAINS WHO WAS RAISED BY GHOSTS

tfw you'll never be able to phase through walls like your ectoplasmic brethren

[Tearen Wover]

EMOTIONAL TIEFLING CLERIC FROM WATERDEEP WHO ALWAYS WAKES UP ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE BED


I have a great feeling about this, you guys. Let's all try our hardest!

[Jade Harley]

DELIGHTFUL HALF-ELF PALADIN FROM THE WAYFERER FOOTHILLS WHO IS SECRETLY FOND OF EMBROIDERY

[Amaterasu]

Cool-headed Dwarf Rogue from a fake leper colony hiding a secret who always refers to inanimate objects as 'she'

Somehow the "refers to inanimate objects as 'she'" makes more sense with a dwarf...

[Sarah Kerrigan]

"CALLOUS HUMAN PALADIN FROM A CLIFF-SIDE VILLAGE WHO NEVER RETURNED ANYTHING THEY BORROWED"


s'about right.

[Tartaros]

WELL-INTENTIONED DRAGONBORN ROGUE FROM THE BLACK CITADEL WHO IS GETTING TOO OLD FOR ALL THIS

...welp. Sounds good. Let's roll. :frog:

[Dave Strider]

DEPENDABLE TIEFLING FIGHTER FROM A FISHING VILLAGE WHO ISN'T TECHNICALLY ALIVE ANYMORE

SHHHHHH donty question it

[Rave]

GLOOMY DRAGONBORN MONK FROM BRIARWOOD CASTLE WHO HATES BEING MADE TO WAIT

[Jams Bolero]

CONFIDENT TIEFLING WARLOCK FROM THE GRAVE DIGGERS UNION WHO GETS EASILY ATTACHED TO PEOPLE

I'm so confident that I have to cling to people because I'm so confident that they'll leave me otherwise.

[homin-Ratione]

CAUTIOUS ELF MONK FROM A POMPOUS WIZARD SCHOOL WHO REFUSES TO BATHE

Y'all muthufuckas need to drop the soap and praise our lord the Francis of the Filth.