Omnisims Season 2

[Tearen Wover]

ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: VENGEANCE: UNLIMITED

This time...it's Personal.

Good news everyone!

I have finally been able to get my Sims 3 working again! As an unavoidable side effect of my software wizardry, ALL OF MY PREVIOUS SIMS FILES HAVE BEEN PERMANENTLY DESTROYED! But I have the game again, which means I can now start over...I mean, start a second season.

To save my sanity and prevent from burning out, again, the sessions are going to be much shorter this time and things a lot lesss...ornate. Less customizing of homes and literally everything, more just watching shit happen. I'll still probably, gradually, fill the town with every Prime in the Verse though. But all good things start somewhere, so I need a starting cast of sayyyy...six Primes.

As usual, this is first come, probably first served, so if you want to subject your beloved Primes to the wrath of simidiocy, please be sure to link me to or provide a description or visual sample of your character, their favorite color, music, zodiac sign, favorite food and of course their traaaaits.

You can choose up to five traits for your Omnisim, a list of which are here:

http://www.carls-sims-3-guide.com/traits/

Again, I only have the Pets expansion, so if the trait is marked by an expansion other than Pets, I CANT UUUSSSEE IITTTTTT

Run along darlings.

[Hiro Protagonist]

Ooooh! I loved these old ones, they made me laugh so goddamn much. I would love if Hiro got in on this.

Name: Hiro Protagonist
Description: 
Fav Color: Blue
Music: Techno
Zodiac: Libra
Food: Energy Bars
Traits: Athletic, Brave, Computer Whiz, Loner

[Kyle Crane]

Sample picture: http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/arro...0130164333

Favorite color: Orange, or red if that's not available.

Music: Rock and roll
Zodiac Sign: What do you think would fit him best based on his traits?
Favorite food: Let's go with burgers.

Traaaits:

Athletic
Evil
Hot Headed
Insane
Mean Spirited

...And, I just noticed 4 out of 5 Traits are negative. Oh well, it's what fits Mick best.

[Crocodile]

Favorite Color: Salmon (Pink)
Favorite Music: Light Rock
Zodiac Sign: Pisces
Favorite Food: Fry Bits

Brave
Charismatic
Friendly
Good
Virtuoso

[Dr. McNinja]

I WANT IN:

Name: Gaige
Color: Purple
Music: Indie
Food: Pancakes
Zodiac: Gemini
Traits: Adventurous, Computer Whiz, Genius, Handy, Rebellious

[Dawnika Snow]

Name: Dawn
Color: Black
Music: Rock and Roll
Food: I think I remember Cheesesteak
Zodiac: We grow on ya ;D
Traits: Dog person, Loner, Artistic, Computer Wiz, and Perfectionist.
If you are able to give Dawn a Dog and name her/him Rogue that would be the tits

This is a hand drawn picture of Dawn that was drawn by me. So this is exactly what she looks like.

Description: Most of her appearance is in directly in the reference picture, but no colors obviously. Her sweatshirt is gray, skirt and boots are black, and her scarf is purple and black vertical stripes.

[Tearen Wover]

OKAY AND THAT'S IT FOR NOW. ;.;

[Dave Strider]

FUCK I MISSED IT

[Tearen Wover]

LET'S MEET OUR OMNISIMS

IN NOOOOOO PARTICULAR ORDER

Here's Mick Rory, he's an Aries? Why? Because Aries is the Cardinal Fire sign in the Zodiac, DUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I guess that will just make him a better zodiac killer.

but that joke doesn't really work


because everyone has a zodiac sign.





Hiro P get the fuck outta here strike through. HIRO PROTAGONIST. Totally not an ironic name for a totally not an ironic guy. Welcome to suburbia bitch. Good luck getting a connection speed faster than 10 mbps, if that.






Neptune Neptunia. A goddess.


Aaaappppareenttlly.

Poor taste in fashion. Already busy thinking.

oh dat can't be good.






This here husky-dog is named Rogue Snow.

I guess that makes her an...unwelcome blizzard.


ZING MOTHERFUCKER






And this tub is named Steven Universe. REALLY great personality, I'm sure it will get him far in life. Anyone would be a fool not to hire him ON THAT MERIT ALONE.




And here we have Wednesday Adams Dawn Snow. Artist, Dog Lover, and Professional Vampire Sniper
Seriously, go inside before your mirror skin blinds someone.





Gaige.






This is where these poor shmucks will be living for the next indefinitely. It's no Concrete Fart, but it is certainly a Creosote Belch. It only has four bedrooms, so we'll see who's bunking together soon.

For now, I must rest.

[Crocodile]

Steven already makes me happy. Thank you.

[Dawnika Snow]

XD Mirror skin perfect.

[Crocodile]

Would it be possible for Steven to get a Lion called Lion?

Traits would include:
Lazy
Lazy
Lazy
Lone
Lazy

[Trixie]

Trixie Zulenka
Evil
Athletic
Workaholic

The rest are up to you.

[Crocodile]

He already cut off apps for this.

[Trixie]

I'm on the waiting list then.

[Hiro Protagonist]

Yes! Hiro looks like the coolest dude.

[Dr. McNinja]

Aww I don't get a funny descriiiiptioooon.

Otherwise perfect!

[Crocodile]

I thought your description was downright hilarious.

[Tearen Wover]

OMNISIMS SEASON 2

EPISODE 1

Well. Let's hit the un-pause button.

Well, Mick, Rogue and Hiro are the first out the gate. Hiro goes straight for the computer, Rogue goes straight for her bowl, and Mick goes straight for the...





Aerobics channel on the TV.

Yeah Mick.

Go for it.

Feel uh...

Feel the burn.

I guess.





And the Hiro is like, uh dude, let me quit everything to do with computers and join for SQUETS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFRs2U2pnH4





Ah but you know Rogue knows what's up. Just sit back and watch the heavily perspiring grown men.






And three hours later, everyone else regains consciousness and remembers to go inside.




BUT SERIOUSLY THOUGH. HAVE YOU LITERALLY EVEN SSSEEEENN THIS DOG BOWL?

Oh, pro tip. Never mistake the spellings of 'bowl' and 'bowel', because 'eating from a dog bowl' is way different than 'eating from a dog bowel.'




Geez, Steven. Aren't you kind of young isn't it kind of early to be hitting the sauce?

Ah you know what they say. Loneliness is a Cold Drink.







No one says that.

Hey speaking of Lonely.



Don't you have a dog or something Dawn?





...and here's another girl who seems to be enjoying some alone time. But seriously though, Fusbol with yourself?




But it’s funnnnnnnn




nnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNN




Well I mean I guess that Steven is technically hanging out with her. Now Spud Buddy has to work on making eye contact.






I didn’t know Gaige knew what books were.





it’s not my fault she doesn’t do anything silly








Aw Dawn your dog is RIGHT there. RIGHT fucking there.

WHAT. WHAT IS SO DAMN ENTHRALLING.





IS IT THE BED.

IS IT THE WALL.

DAYUM GURL CHECK OUT THAT MOTHER

FUCKING

THREAD COUNT.





Aw, well at least Nep Nep knows how to show the puppy some love, though…

something…

something about her arm…seems off…












QUICK. UH. WHERE’S HIRO.







MMMMMMMMMMNNGG



HEY. SPEAKING OF SAUSAGE.






Looks like Mick is putting his fire skills to the test. By making everyone lunch on the grille.


So far Mick is the most responsible one here, by far.



:wat:






Huh. Looks like the kids like to hang out quite a bit



We just have to ask ourselves: Who chose the romance flick? Steven or Nep Nep?







I’m going to write Gaige’s internal dialogue in Scotts, just to give her some interest.

Ahem…

OCH, AH CANNAE FIGURE IT HOO TAE EAT THES LINK.


Hrm…nah that didn’t quite work. I’ll have to think of something else.





Looks like Steven is taking up the guitar. The fact that it clips into most of his gut is a lovable part of his whole act.

In fact, his band name will certainly be ‘Gut Clip’



Yyeah.







That’s a well trained pooch right there, though by judging the state of the toilet, the house may want to give that one a minute.






THIS IS HOW DO A COMPUTERZ.







You know I pick on Stevo quite a bit, but I have to admit that it seems like he might have something going for him.

What can be said? Can't spell Steve without the :v:

Well.


It seems things are winding down for the night.

Time for the moment of truth.


Who’s bunking together?






Rogue seems to have the right idea.




Unfortunately, her owner doesn’t care and is sleeping upstairs. Slender Nep is taking the larger neighboring room.

For now.






That’s…surprisingly tender right there. Maybe Mickey ain’t so bad after all.






Well. I mean I guess they’re both sleeping outside, so Gaige x Hiro

OTP

Only True…


Patio…Chairs.






Seems Steven is also taking to sleeping under the stars. Well…I mean I guess that’s sensible, considering there are no actual beds left.

Except wait.






THERE IS.









okay.

[Kyle Crane]

...Mick Rory...Arsonist supreme...Was the only one to think about getting food, AND let the dog sleep on the bed with him?

Seems legit.