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From: Crystal Emperor
Subject: Employment
Enclosed are the maps of each of the locations in the Omniverse. You'll be coming to my castle in the Vasty Deep so we can meet in person. Attached are the coordinates. Also, can you fight?
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From: wheelingLotus
Subject: Re: Employment
Ok, I should be able to make my way there from any one of the verse-gates without much difficulty. In regards to fighting I can, but I'd rather not. And given how quickly I can move it tends to work out, how so?
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From: Crystal Emperor
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I am going after the despicable individuals named O-Harmony since they have defamed my reputation and made me out to be "Gay" something that I am absolutely not. Given they have refused my numerous requests to purge the information without promising that I'd go there personally and clean house of each and every last one of their employees, I could use someone to help me when I go up against them. So are you up for it?
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From: wheelingLotus
Subject: Re:Re:Re: Employment
While I can understand your anger (all consuming rage?) at having false information be actively kept and spread online by this oHarmony, I don't fully understand your anger at this slight towards your sexuality. I'll be clear and mention that I'm not judging, it's just that I recently arrived, would rather not be stuck in a "war", and I only recently found out that you could physically enter the Dataverse (from you, incidentally).
In short, I'll gladly deliver your package anywhere that's not the Dataverse, assuming you cannot somehow provide access to it, but I'm just a courier, not a warrior. My fighting is more me defending myself long enough to run away as needed.
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From: Crystal Emperor
Subject: The job
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I see. So you want to know why I am angry that they spread defamatory information about my sexuality? It's not exactly that, it's more of the individual paired up with me by them. The individual was a cold blooded psychopath. Thankfully I managed to threaten some of the low ranking O-Harmony employees into deleting my location and account so Dead Pool can't find me. According to a friend of mine, he is a cold blooded psychopath and insane, qualities that I have no desire to learn about first hand. In either case, your job starts in the Endless Dunes. There should be some sort of organized group of bandits holed up there somewhere. There's a shack right when you leave the gate practically. There you will find five corpses. Remove the skulls after you take pictures. Deliver it to the bandits and tell them the next time they decide they wish to eat newbies, I will not be so merciful. You'll be paid upon confirmation.
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From: wheelingLotus
Subject: Re: The job
Ok, back up a bit here. This oHarmony thing set you up on a date with an insane, homicidal psychopath? What the actual fuck?
Wait, you want me to WHAT?!?
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From: Crystal Emperor
Subject: Your job.
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I am going to open a live chat with you so that you can see what I actually look like. And the reason for delivering that strong warning to the bandits is so they stop trying to eat ponies.
In any case. They did indeed try to pair me with someone named "Deadpool" whom I was assured by a trusted friend is a 'insane, homicidal psychopath" as you said. To that end, I would rather Deadpool forget I exist. Unfortunately in order to accomplish that I will need to receive more power than I have now from Omni and will also need to get a Dataverse Uplink Device. I've got plans for those sons of whorses at O-Harmony.
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From: wheelingLotus
Subject: Re: Your job.
I...
Well...
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I'll do it.
But there's no need for the videochat, I got your picture in the "Jobs" thread. And even if I didn't get it we couldn't have had a live chat or call; my smartphone seems to be malfunctioning currently, I can't open up live calls or chats.
Do you have a place where I should drop the skulls and the message?
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From: Crystal Emperor
Subject: Location
That will be up to you to figure out, but the next time I go to the Endless Dunes I expect not to be a "dinner buffet" or a "pet" or anything else they could think up.
