Omniverse Hunger Games

[Super Mario]

Hello, one and all! Welcome to the Hunger Games, in which people die. I'll be your host (also two of the competitors), and we need volunteers! As of now, we have gathered up a small, motley crew of people to play with. But we do need more! The games will begin once we have 24 Primes.

EDIT: Round 1 is closed!!! Roster down below.

[Super Mario]

And here is our roster for today! Some of these are randomized, but that's to be expected. Not everyone's gonna sign up, after all! Round one will be starting shortly!

[Super Mario]

Nobody fights Proto Man and wins.

Ouch, Colonel! Looks like he's been terminated early.

And Kakashi couldn't use his ninja skills to save him. Bummer!




Homin and Grothnar have the right idea. No idea how Makoto got that stuff, but hey. Good on him!




Okay, now I'm confused. What nose? How did you break a non-existent nose, Minato? Huh? Huh?




Aadibah, you're not the reaper.

So, we could say that Cap is a happy camper with his load?




Perhaps Hopps got the better of the two items. I mean, at least she can stab people with the hooks?

So ends the Cornucopia. May the odds be ever in your favor.

[Super Mario]

Phoenix Wright died a respectable man, fighting for what he believed in. Pfft, what a loser.

Future Warrior, that's probably for the best.



It seems Proto Man is already a fan favorite.

Steven, I'm surprised you haven't already.

Mick and Grothnar. Wow, that actually makes sense, what with them being the same person in a meta sense. Wait, what's that? I'm not supposed to break the fourth wall? Eh, whatever.



Dave is smooth as silk, and manages to kill a super soldier.

Damn, Minato has it out for Sans today! Chill.

Hopps is asleep. Why? Beats me.

Desco, that's not very final boss-like!



Must be some pretty blue bushes.

[Super Mario]

Lots of supply destruction tonight.



Grothnar, you're pretty cool. But you did fight off your own teammate.

Maybe Dave is less smooth than we thought. But Hiro is still honorable.

Meanwhile, Homin is a savage motherfucker. Perhaps those bushes weren't blue enough.



Yawn.

[Super Mario]

Life's not easy on the Oregon Trail.

Aadibah, thanks for not pretending you're a reaper for once.

Those must be some red bushes.



Too smooth.

How does Grothnar fish? He only has bait.

Well, she is just a rabbit.



HE WAS A CHILD, STEVEN! SO ARE YOU!

Good idea, Mick.

See, Minato ain't scared of a skeleton. But Homin scares this fucker.

Meanwhile, the final boss questions her final-boss-ness. Good job.



That fire is maybe Sans.

[Super Mario]

Mick seems suicidal now. Good on Sans for being merciful.

Two anime boys and a not-reaper.

That's karma, Hiro. Spare others, and you shall be spared.



Grothnar has people around his fire now. Odd.

Makoto now has a hatchet. Fear him. But not really.

And Desco passed out.

[Super Mario]

See, Sans also has karma. Future Warrior doesn't seem to, though?

Jade must be a scary motherfucker.



How do people keep finding bushes that are conveniently in their color?

Hopps, don't. You're prey, not pred.



Hiro, with the RKO outta nowhere. Karma, bitch.

[Super Mario]

I'm surprised Jade didn't scare him away.

Judy stood no chance here, and that's fine. But Aadibah? How did this anime boy kill her?

Good plan, Desco.



That's what we call "mood whiplash".

[Super Mario]

Wasted.

Steven seems to love friends.

Medical supplies won't do jack shit, this guy only has one HP.



THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

Hiro questions his sanity. Came up insane. Insane luck, that is.

[Super Mario]

Jade apparently isn't scary anymore.

Shhh, Desco.

[Super Mario]

Desco is now successfully killing.

Looks like Jade couldn't be scary when she needed to be.

Sans didn't have the dodging skills.

Literally how is this little kid still alive and killing.

[Super Mario]

Insane luck again.

Speaking of luck.

Makoto, you don't need that.

Desco didn't get a chance to be the final boss.

[Super Mario]

STEVEN WINS! At the cost of being a disgrace. Killing people while they sleep? Rude, bro.


Stay tuned, as we're reviving these suckers, and going again! Round 2!

[Super Mario]

LET THE SECOND HUNGER GAMES BEGIN OR WHATEVER




GOTTA GO FAST

[Super Mario]

SoSV: Civil War

Scary Jade is back.



Yawn.



Hey look, the blue-bush lady got bombs. Now she's the bomb-blue-bush lady.



Murder suicide with the shovel.

[Super Mario]

God, it's like Dante's Abyss 2015 all over again, with the superteams.

DC and Marvel crossover. Again.



Run, Future Warrior.

You too, Scarecrow.

Smooth and unsmooth meet. I wouldn't be surprised if they won.



No deaths today. Huh.

[Super Mario]

Oh, you mean all of them? Talking about all the tributes.

That's karma, Grothnar.

RIP Steven.



Oh, Proto. *laugh track*

You don't wanna be chased off by Makoto, huh, Kakashi?



Go Scarecrow.

Poor Homin.

Hey, look, now there's two more bomb ladies.

So we have the smoothest lad alive, the most lucky lawyer ever, a computer-program, a rabbit that is a police officer, and a super soldier. What a dream team.



Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. The final boss shit too hard.

Hiro is still doing okay.

[Super Mario]

Every move you make, every step you take, she'll be watching.

Nothing else interesting yet.



Welp, there's a lot of five-groups today.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

Welp, Future has an ax. Do I care? Nah.



Now I wanna see a Jeff v. Adam fight.

...why stab, when you have bombs?



Duuuumb ways to die. So many dumb ways to die.

[Super Mario]

Why are they singing. Why THEM.

Colonel tried so hard, and got so far.

Goddamn, Dave. Savage. Don't kill your friends.

*sad violin*



Homin and Trunks are now fated to die.

Ambush failed. Proto killed them with brawn, Makoto killed them with beauty, and Wright killed them with brains.

Goddamnit, Captain.



Metal Gear Valentine.