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[Crocodile]

Type of Relationship you are looking for: frenshup

Name: aLan

Age: 4

Gender: im a boy

Species: wut duz spezees mean

Orientation: wut duz orantashun mean

Location: wut duz locshun mean

Favorite Song: i lik mikey mous

Favorite Movie: i like mikey mous

Favorite genre of Music: i lik mikey mous

Kinks: i dint tuch the hos i dint put ane kinks in it

Favorite Weapon: wut is "wepon'

Favorite Sport: i lik to play soker


Who is your prefered lover? Explain.
mommy she kisseses my booboos


Have you ever killed anyone? Explain.
yes i shot my frend in cops and robers bang bang


Prime or Secondary?
wut is this


Were you born in the Omniverse (and if yes, are you of legal age in your species?)
i wuz born in hostal im 4


Do you know who summoned you to the Omniverse (if anyone did?)
wut does sumond mean


How long ago since you last had sex?
wut is sex


If you had to fight in an arena for sex, would you?
my mommy tol me not to fite my brother

Which account will you be posting this date in?

Smithondorf

How Frequently do you post?

Eh... like sometimes? I'll try to get something out at least once a week. 

[Weiss Schnee]

The picture image has writing under it that states specifically "Very real picture. Taken a few years ago before certain weight issues arose. It makes me look very much like a human due to how human I am.

http://i.imgur.com/i8Nhhra.jpg

ied up with this event so it's not suggested you use your main.

Questions and Comments go here: http://omniverse-rpg.com/showthread.php?...7#pid81137

Type of Relationship you are looking for: 
Right now I'm looking for something casual, but I'm not opposed to anything more serious down the line if things spark up from there!

Name: Well, since I've gotten to the Omniverse I've gone by this Kress moniker! It's not my real name though, as no human gets born named that where I'm from, ha ha!

Age: 30ish? I'm not sure.

Gender: Male

Species: Human, of course! Very, very human! With no traces of space monster! None Whatsoever!

Orientation: Food-Oriented

Location: Ashen Steppes

Favorite Song: The Mcdonalds one.

Favorite Movie: Godzilla

Favorite genre of Music: Classical Techno

Kinks: A few across my 32nd Dorsal Ridge

Favorite Weapon: I'm against fighting!

Favorite Sport: Competitive eating is a sport, right?


Who is your preferred lover? Explain,

I am in the market for a partner who shares a love of the culinary arts (Who am I going to cook for if you're not interested in eating what I make), 

Have you ever killed anyone? Explain.

I had to kill this gigantic space monster once! I wandered off alone, looking as delicious as possible, in order to take him out, and I totally pulled out my laser gun and... did stuff... and took out that horrifying 30 foot tall Kaiju. For a ship cook, I was sure good at that, proving that it wasn't a lethal mistake that got myself eaten and impersonated for 8 months straight!



Prime or Secondary?
I think secondary.
My Ribs are as Prime as you'll ever get them, though!



Were you born in the Omniverse (and if yes, are you of legal age in your species?)
no, I was born in a clutch of human eggs to my human mother! I still miss her...


Do you know who summoned you to the Omniverse (if anyone did?)

No idea! Maybe Captain Darcy?


How long ago since you last had sex?
it's been a while and my memory isn't so good, so I'm not completely sure! at least 8 months, since I consider it unprofessional to frolic with workmates, and I was stuck on a starship that entire time.


If you had to fight in an arena for sex, would you?

Heavens no! I'm a lover, not a fighter!

Which account will you be posting this date in?
I shall be posting as Weiss!



How Frequently do you post?
For this I plan on posting pretty regularly, under 3 days time between posts. I'll keep everyone posted on how long they'll take, but it should never take more than five and should rarely take more than 1.

[Guu]

Dear oHarmony users,

Our systems are currently getting hit heavily by online trolls, but despite this, we hope to continue providing out top quality services to you. Even if we have to hand pick our choices, we will not stop, even if it kills us.

Look forward to matching you all,
The oHarmony President.

[Eda]

I will toss my name onto the cantidate list once more , as my last date did not work out so well

~ Mina

[Jak Mar]

Type of Relationship you are looking for:
Right now I'm looking for something casual, but I'm not opposed to anything more serious down the line if things spark up from there!

Name: Orange Lightning'

Age:???

Gender: Male

Species: Ottsel (A good looking one

Orientation: Straight

Location: Endless Dunes

Favorite Song:

Favorite Movie: What movie?

Favorite genre of Music: Techno and a lot more

Kinks: Lots.. heh

Favorite Weapon: Any guns (Oh yeah)

Favorite Sport: Zoomer races


Who is your preferred lover? Explain,

I am in the market for a partner who shares a love of fighting, guns and of course helping me and Jak in dangerous adventures.

Have you ever killed anyone? Explain.

I had to kill giant metalheads and even metalbugs, Can I tell you about the time I almost took out a PRIME (with a little help?)



Prime or Secondary?
Secondary




Were you born in the Omniverse (and if yes, are you of legal age in your species?)
no,

Do you know who summoned you to the Omniverse (if anyone did?)

Jak... I think.


How long ago since you last had sex?
Why does that matter


If you had to fight in an arena for sex, would you?

Maybe, depends on the gal

[homin-Ratione]

Type of Relationship you are looking for: I want a woman that can beat the shit out of me if I'm out of line and will help me garden.

Name:  Homin-Ratione. Just call me Ratione.

Age: 203 (45-50~ in terms of human age)

Gender: Male

Species: Novan

Orientation: Straight

Location: Camelot

Favorite Song: A marching chant I had with my old squad we called "Rook is a bitch in heat"

Favorite Movie: I do not know what that is.

Favorite genre of Music: Genre? Like there's different kinds?

Kinks: Rough play. Rough enough to cause injury.

Favorite Weapon: Whatever kills the person trying to kill me.

Favorite Sport: Sparring.

Who is your prefered lover? Explain,
Before I fell for my first and only lover, we must have beat each other with our fists at least twenty times.
So something like that I guess.

Have you ever killed anyone? Explain.
Hundreds. Possibly just over a thousand.
I joined the military. We Furtumin are also referred to as the "problem solvers".

Prime or Secondary?
Prime

Were you born in the Omniverse (and if yes, are you of legal age in your species?)
No.

Do you know who summoned you to the Omniverse (if anyone did?)

How long ago since you last had sex?
Over a hundred years.

If you had to fight in an arena for sex, would you?
No.

[Guu]

Princess Bonbon Sunshine wrote:

As my date was a no show, I request to be resubmitted to this site. Please give me someone who's willing to appear.

[Doomguy]

Type of Relationship you are looking for: Casual. Something more stimulating than meaningless sex

Name: Janna "Caral" Witzwit

Age: 23

Gender: Female

Species: Yordle

Orientation: Prefer a guy, but will take anything

Location: Vasty Deeps

Favorite Song: Calamari Inkantation by the Squid Sisters

Favorite Movie: The Expendables

Favorite genre of Music: Anything with a lot of energy and I can dance to

Kinks: That's a secret

Favorite Weapon: High powered anti-material rifle with multi range scope and wood stock

Favorite Sport: Eating competition 

Who is your preferred lover? Explain,
Someone who's willing to give me a challenge in some form (mentally or physically), and can handle a challenge in kind. And preferably, someone who's still breathing and isn't trying to kill me.

Have you ever killed anyone? Explain.
Yes. Part of my job requires that I must defend the ship from any invaders. And as quartermaster of the ship, even if I didn't kill anyone directly I would be an accomplish to many deaths.

Prime or Secondary?
Secondary

Were you born in the Omniverse (and if yes, are you of legal age in your species?)
No

Do you know who summoned you to the Omniverse (if anyone did?)
Some Imperial schmuck who wanted men to crew his ship. We didn't like him, and my current captain took the ship and kicked him off it. Out of port.

How long ago since you last had sex?
2-3 months. Stopped counting.

If you had to fight in an arena for sex, would you?
Yes

Which account will you be posting this date in?
Doomguy

How Frequently do you post?
Ranges from once per three days to once a week, as long as it's not a long post.

Any resemblance to another blue skinned yordle is not intentional! 

[Gildarts]

Name: Gildarts Clive

Age: Mid-Forties

Gender: Male

Species: Human/Wizard/Mage

Orientation: Straight

Location: VD

Favorite Song:

Favorite Movie: Uh, what’s that?

Favorite Genre of Music: Something with a steady beat.

Kinks: Nice eyelashes

Favorite Weapon: Magic

Favorite Sport: Does fishing count?

Who is your preferred lover? Explain:

My preferred lover is a woman who is tall, beautiful, and has amazing eyes. She has an alluring voice and appreciates my finer qualities, as well as does not nag me for my weaknesses.

Have you ever killed anyone? Explain:

Yes. But only for justice and the defense of those I care about.

Prime or Secondary? Prime

Were you born in the OV? No

How long ago since you last had sex? Time really doesn’t work the same way in the OV to my knowledge, as it did when I was kidnapped and brought here. Sometimes I have random flings with girls, but they never last longer than six months, other than my ex-wife, who has passed on.

If you had to fight in an arena for sex, would you? No, sex is one of the finest elements of love, and it shouldn’t be polluted by something violent with such as fighting. It is not something to be won.

OOC Q’s.

Which account will you post under? Gildarts

How frequently do you post? Lately its less and less, but I haven’t had any reason for consistency. Every three days, you may expect from me.

[Guu]

This app was submitted the night before reaching the old bog.

Type of Relationship you are looking for: Anything really, I just need to be distracted from everything. Though I guess most would only want friendship, or less than that.

Name: Guu

Age: 10 (Far as you know.)

Gender: Female

Species: Human?

Orientation: Not picky

Location: Tangled Green

Favorite Song: "Indeed, I am Very Glad that I Finally am Returning Home" by Eduard Khil

Favorite Movie: "Guu" by Ambrosia Studios

Favorite genre of Music: Anything you can dance to.

Kinks: Listing them would get me banned from this site.

Favorite Weapon: My fists.

Favorite Sport: Magical girl anime


Who is your prefered lover? Explain,
Gods.


Have you ever killed anyone? Explain.
I have, it was in self-defense and I regretted it.


Prime or Secondary?
Prime


Were you born in the Omniverse (and if yes, are you of legal age in your species?)
No, I wasn't.


Do you know who summoned you to the Omniverse (if anyone did?)
Omni, I'm pretty sure.


How long ago since you last had sex?
Depends your definition of sex.


If you had to fight in an arena for sex, would you?
Not really.

OOC Questions, please put these in quotes in your application.

Which account will you be posting this date in?
Guu.


How Frequently do you post?
Quite often, however my character won't be able to do the date until the quest gets judged and she's had time to check in with Tsunade. After that, she is completely free.

[Dr. McNinja]

Type of Relationship: I-I don't know, someone nice?

Name: Timothy Lawrence

Age: 24

Gender: Male

Species: Human

Orientation: Gay, though I've been tempted quite often.

Location: Coruscant

Favorite Song: "Starting Tomorrow" by the Capsules

Favorite Movie: I have a lot, but I kinda liked "The Intern".

Favorite genre of Music: I don't know, quiet stuff? Definitely none of that "Mainframe" crap.

Kinks: I uh... I-I like to roleplay, I g-guess.

Favorite Weapon: I've got this gun called the Development. It's pretty nice.

Favorite Sport: Basketball's pretty fun.

Who is your preferred lover? Explain. I-I would like to meet someone who's not a psycho murderer. (...for once)

Have you ever killed anyone? Explain. I uh... I'd rather not talk about it.

Prime or Secondary? Not sure. I think I'm a Secondary.

Were you born in the Omniverse (and if yes, are you of legal age in your species?) No, brought here. I was in this city called Opportunity then Omni brought me over.

Do you know who summoned you to the Omniverse (if anyone did?) No idea. Wait, is Jack here? Handsome Jack? Oh God. Not aga- oh, he isn't here? Oh good. Okay. Nope, no idea.

How long ago since you last had sex? I, uh, I don't know how to respond to this.

If you had to fight in an arena for sex, would you? Uh, no. ...tried it before, wasn't worth it.

Which account?
Gaige

How frequently?
Pretty damn frequently. I check this site every day.