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Demetri Malius · 04-30-2016, 05:32 PM

keptic:

Gurl, are you a noble? Because I want to pick your pocket. ;D

Tearen Wover · 04-30-2016, 06:39 PM

"Gurl, I'd like to get to know you.

...WITH MY MIIIIIIIIND"

"Allow me to introduce you to my Smiling One."

"Yes."</telepathyjokes>

"Wanna go super jumping?"

"Betcha I'll be the sole survivor of your Abyss."

"That's weird. My vita compass brought me right over to you."

Amber Veritz · 04-30-2016, 06:43 PM

(04-30-2016, 06:39 PM)Nealaphh Wrote: "That's weird. My vita compass brought me right over to you."

Golden. Perfect. 10/10 -ign

Sam · 04-30-2016, 09:17 PM

"You're so beautiful, it's just not Fair."

@Zack fair

Gamzee Makara · 05-03-2016, 09:40 AM

"UhHhH..YoU uH... yOu'Re My FaVoRiTe MiRaClE :o)"

"YoU wAnNa FaY-gO FuCk EaCh OtHeR?"

-Gamzee 2k16

"So I hear the Vasty Deeps are pretty wet...My bad. I have that kind of effect."

"Is that a banishment scroll in your pants or are you just- Oh shit it is."

-Jesse 2k16

Kenpachi Zaraki · 05-03-2016, 10:25 AM

"Hey baby. How's about you and me go unleash Chaos?" :waggle:

Dr. McNinja · 05-03-2016, 12:33 PM

"You have permission to play with MY npc."

"It's ain't all about the ATK stat of the boat, it's about the TEC below decks." (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...he%20ocean)

"Girl, come back to the Nexus in seven days 'cause you're drop-dead beautiful."

"Girl, I'ma rock you so hard you'll enter the Astral Realm."
or
"Girl, call me Spiritual Enlightenment because I'm going in your Astral Realm."

Ruby Rose · (This post was last modified: 05-03-2016, 05:59 PM by Ruby Rose.)

"You're the Omni to my 'Verse."

"You're the Proto to my Mouse."

"You're the Ruby to my Weiss."

"I'd walk through the Underverse for you."

"I can lend you my Artifact if you want?"

"Baby, are you Ballad? Because I have a bounty to put on you~"

"Baby, you make me as big-boned as Sans."

Aaaaand Wakka: "Hey baby, I have some balls I haven't used in ages. Wanna play with them?"

Granite · (This post was last modified: 05-05-2016, 01:02 AM by Granite.)

*Pulls out list of rock related pick up lines*

"Hey girl are you sedimentary rock because I love how many layers there are to your personality."
"I need to check your topography. Trust me, I’m a geologist."
"My heart skips a beat when my eyes meteors.. cos you’re out of this world!"
"Hey are you 10 on the Richter scale? Because you rock my world."
"Wow you have no idea how ‘gorge’ous you are…"
"You know when I said we’d be together forever? I hope you believed me when I ‘Sediment’ it."
"I would ask you out but I need to be a little boulder."
"Wanna go behind that rock, and get a little boulder?"
"I hope you’re a geology major cause I need you to take a look at this rock in my pants."

And the my favorite one:
"I’ll let you test my hardness if I can test your cleavage."

Gildarts · 05-05-2016, 01:10 AM

(05-05-2016, 01:01 AM)Granite Wrote: *Pulls out list of rock related pick up lines*

"Hey girl are you sedimentary rock because I love how many layers there are to your personality."
"I need to check your topography. Trust me, I’m a geologist."
"My heart skips a beat when my eyes meteors.. cos you’re out of this world!"
"Hey are you 10 on the Richter scale? Because you rock my world."
"Wow you have no idea how ‘gorge’ous you are…"
"You know when I said we’d be together forever? I hope you believed me when I ‘Sediment’ it."
"I would ask you out but I need to be a little boulder."
"Wanna go behind that rock, and get a little boulder?"
"I hope you’re a geology major cause I need you to take a look at this rock in my pants."

And the my favorite one:
"I’ll let you test my hardness if I can test your cleavage."

"Baby I'd Crash into you for free."

Paul Atreides · (This post was last modified: 05-05-2016, 04:17 PM by Paul Atreides.)

Got some Dune ones:

*Looks down at pants* "Looks like the sleeper has awakened"

"Look baby- if you walk without rhythm you won't attract my worm."

"I bet it doesn't take a slow knife to piece your shield."

"Are you a Navigator because you arrived before I came... at a fixed point in space/time because you employed a Holtzeman field."

"Are you a No-ship? Because I get the feeling you want to be alone with me... and not exist in space or time for all practical purposes."

Or we could get a LOT less subtle and just post picture of the god emperor's "totally not phallic" form
[Image: latest?cb=20070618012203]

Dr. McNinja · 05-05-2016, 06:40 PM

Are we doing character specific ones? Cause then...

"I'm also a gynecologist."

"You must've not eaten apples lately, because I keep coming around you."

Gin Yatreg · 05-05-2016, 06:51 PM

A man clothed in a white and blue suit walks up to you. His well toned abs are visible through his well pressed and freshly cleaned suit. He opens his mouth and begins to speak in a sensual tone, "Would you like some pepsi?"