Pesterlogs: OSBURB

[First Guardian]

-- ?!@%&#$%#$^*&^$ [??] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 0231 --

??: My, my. This is a surprise most unexpected, even for one such as I.
??: Another Player, and from a session not only entirely different, but so far-removed as to be from a world outside of this enclosed space?
??: Fascinating.
TG: my god what the hell even is your username
TG: please dont tell me
TG: you are that one eyeless white douche
??: Ah, yes, that. I do apologize. Attempting to transliterate my true identification resulted in the...garbled mess you see.
??: Ohohohoho. "Eyeless white douche". How colorful.
??: No.
TG: wait are you his mom
TG: was that whole toy soldiers thing legit
TG: because if it was im a fucking genius and also fucked at the same time
??: I can safely assure you I am no one's mother.
??: And as for that "toy soldiers thing", as you put it? True enough, after its own fashion.
??: But not quite, at the same time.
TG: alright so im half right
TG: what even are you then
??: What even am I? A most curious question. I believe you are familiar with what I am, if not necessarily with what this particular incarnation is intended for.
??: A new 'verse' was created within this place that the....ahem, "eyeless white douche" created. A new world. A new series of worlds.
??: And they needed a guardian.
??: I believe you can, as they say, "do the math".
TG: of fuck are you jades dog
TG: no wait fuck
TG: of course you arent dogs cant type
TG: or even speak english
TG: not even bec
TG: unless you had some weird collar shit
TG: im willing to bet something like that exists somewhere here
TG: maybe even some convoluted fresh out the easy bake oven dogs have humans as pets thing
TG: if you want a steak i can tell you i dont have any
TG: and if you are a first guardian then who the fuck is playing
??: Who is playing, indeed?
??: A large number of participants.
??: I believe it will not be too difficult for you to gain awareness of this game's full nature, and even observe it, if you truly wish to.
TG: i swear if a bunch of dumbasses like us are now running around trying to figure out how to enter the medium
TG: we are so fucked
TG: might as well nuke us all in a mound of puppet ass
TG: because we are NOT crawling out of this one
??: Ohohohohooho. Yes, you would all be quite doomed.
TG: but if we arent as screwed as we think
??: Luckily, only the specific homes and the side verse created for this game's purpose are in any danger.
TG: so this time the game brought powertools
TG: so the screws going into us are actually pretty cool instead up fucking everything up
TG: what did you say about observing
TG: like karkat and the other trolls were doing
??: One moment.
??: ........yes. Quite like that.
??: I had to ascertain the meaning of that name, but it is indeed what you would be capable of.
TG: holy fuck have the tables turned
TG: rotating these babies like its a fucking party up in here
TG: except we arent gonna be fucking up the timelines like terezi was at first
??: Ah, sarcasm. And irony, perhaps?
TG: yeah im gonna show them some sarcasm and irony alright
TG: flash them with the real info about the game like pop up porn ads
??: Precious.
TG: alright so is this all going to be on the dataverse or something
TG: who the hell are the people we are supposed to contact
??: Well, the dataverse is the primary method for which to make use of your ability to observe.
??: Unless you wish to go there in person.
??: And as for who these individuals might be? No one you are familiar with.
TG: well i am going to start digging this hole to china
TG: or wherever the hell these dumbasses that may or may have not downloaded the game already are
??: Ohohohohohoho.
??: Very well. I do look forward to seeing your reaction to their, as you say, "shenanigans".
??: Farewell, mister Strider.
TG: just let me know when i finally hit china

-- ?!@%&#$%#$^*&^$ [??] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 0255 --

TG: god dammit

[First Guardian]

-- scarletFlight [SF] began pestering bespectacledGeek [BG] --

SF: Psst hey BG
BG: WHAT
BG: Sorry
BG: My bet just went up in flames, was a little hard on my shift key
SF: Ohhh ouch, should have waited for me to do a run : )
BG: Nah its fine, wasn't much more than pocket change on it anyway
BG: So whatcha need?
SF: Uhh, do you happen to know where I can get ballistic grade plastics?
BG: You broke your hoverboard again didn't you
BG: I told you to go easy on those landings, not even military grade plastic can stand up to all that grinding
SF: HEY IT'S NOT MY FAULT, THERE WAS A CAR, I WAS DISTRACTED
BG: Sure it was
BG: just kidding
SF: >_>
BG: Anyway
SF: Yes, can you get some for me? I only need about 5 pounds
BG: 5 pounds. Oddly specific amount.
BG: Small order, easy to notice...
BG: I'll see about it
BG: Might need to do some under the table trading but...
BG: it should be to you in the next 24 hours
SF: Thanks! Actually I could use even less and just repair the crack
BG: You sure?
SF: Actually just get me the 5 pounds and I'll just keep what I don't use
BG: Got it
BG: Talk to you later
SF: Thanks man! Wait! You need my address!
BG: Its OK, I'll get it
SF: Huh??
BG: I got eyes everywhere, you know?
SF: Oh, kinda creepy, but whatevs
BG: No, its not like that
BG: ... or it could be
BG: But I don't use it for that >.<
BG: Don't worry, it will get to you
SF: Dude just stop, go to sleep, get some rest, or do what ever you usually do
SF: And thanks
BG: Not a problem

-- scarletFlight [SF] ceased pestering bespectacledGeek [BG] --

[First Guardian]

-- luxuriusUncertainty [ LU] began pestering freskAbenet [FA] at 12:00 --

LU: hey man
LU: i'm bored
LU: what you doing?
FA: Oh... hi Finn... you're... um... Finn, right?
LU: yeah
LU: how you doing gril?
FA: I'm... doing okay... how are you, um... doing...?
LU: you see
LU: i saw this nerd on deviantatr
LU: with a sonic oc
LU: that im telling you
LU: is exactly like mine
LU: she stole it
FA: Maybe... this nerd happened to... um... have a similar idea as yours?
FA: And... didn't know...?
LU: thats blasphemny and you should know it
LU: but
LU: on the other hadn
LU: i could majke a new one
LU: better than hers
FA: What's... blasphemny?
LU: when somethings is so awfull you gotta call it blasphemy
FA: So...
FA: If I were to, um... go to a place...
FA: And, um...
FA: Buy something... and it tastes... disgusting... right?
FA: I could say...
FA: It's blasphemy....?
LU: exactly
LU: but dont tell that to anybody
LU: theyr probasbly tell you thats not what it is
FA: Ok...
FA: So... what are you...um... going to do to... this person...?
LU: nothing
LU: id love to start something
LU: but i cant insult something that lojks like one of my masterpieces
LU: i feel cheatet
LU: yet honored at the same time
LU: its complicated
FA: I know...I know...
FA: Also... what is a sonic oc...?
LU: omg how can you not know that
FA: I... don't know what it is...
LU: you know who sonic is?
FA: I'm sorry, I.... I'm sorry...
LU: you have to
LU: hOW YOU dont?
LU: ok
LU: is this
LU: cool blue hedgegog
LU: and he has friends
LU: that are other animals
LU: and i made a character in the same style
LU: thats an oc
FA: Oh!
FA: It's like, um.... fanfiction!
LU: ugh not really
LU: but yeah
LU: you dont have ocs?
FA: I... I don't know...
FA: But... I think I've... heard of something like that, um... before...
LU: cool
LU: lets make ocs
FA: Oh, um... ok...
FA: How do you, um.... do it...
LU: you start with a cool character
LU: and build a whole character around it
FA: Okay...
LU: wait
LU: but as i was saying
LU: i made a sonic oc
LU: we can majke more sonic ocs'
FA: I think I, um... have an oc.
LU: show me
FA: I don't... um... think... um.........
FA: Um.....
FA: I....
FA: ...
LU: why youre so undecicive
FA: I just...
FA: You'll...
FA: Probably... hate it...
FA: And I... um...
FA: I wouldn't, um... say I wouldn't...
FA: Well, I mean...
FA: I mean, I wouldn't...
LU: why ill hate your oc
LU: unsless you copied it from me
LU: but
FA: It's.... kinda...
LU: we can make cool ocs
LU: together
FA: Oh... okay...
LU: whats your fav animal
FA: Um...
FA: Let me think...
FA: Goats.
LU: ok youll have a goat oc
LU: wait
LU: a goat
LU: why
LU: who the fuck has a goat for a fav animal
FA: Because...
FA: I mean... well...
FA: I'm... I'm sorry... I... I didn't..
FA: Um...
LU: a goat
LU: i have to draw that
FA: Oh...
FA: Okay...
LU: ok then
LU: ill contact you later
LU: and send you the goat oc im going to make
FA: Okay.
LU: so you dont hate your oc
LU: even if its mine
FA: Okay...
LU: cya then
FA: Bye, Finn...

-- luxuriusUncertainty [LU] has ceased pestering freskAbenet [FA] at 12:01 --

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-- luxuriusUncertainty [LU] has begun pestering freskAbenet [FA] at 12: 11 --

FA: heres our beatifull oc frisk http://i.imgur.com/to5rEao.png
FA: Oh...
FA: That... is...
FA: SO COOL!
LU: told you this thing is funny
FA: She can shoot fireballs! She looks so cool!
LU: yessss
LU: but hes a guy
FA: Oh...
LU: but we can make a girl goat oc
LU: his mom perhaps
FA: Can... we have her shoot fireballs... too?
LU: yes
FA: Actually...
LU: fire is always cool
LU: the cooles element
FA: I think I... can do that myself...
LU: ok
LU: ill wait for it
FA: Okay...
LU: hope is as coolest as mine
FA: Bye... Finn...
LU: cya

-- luxuriusUncertainty [LU] has ceased pestering freskAbenet [FA] at 12:16 --

[First Guardian]

--nocturnalNerd [NN] began pestering violentConfusion [VC]--

NN: Hey, Jay. Is It Fine If I Asked How Your Garden Is Going?
VC: the garden is doing well.
VC: a filthy beetle tried to assault my flowers, but a flytrap ate it
NN: That's... Good, I Think?
NN: I'm Having A Few Troubles With Insects Myself
VC: oh?
NN: I Have Been Finding Larva Burrowing Into My Tomatoes Lately
VC: urgh, larvae disgust me
VC: try quarantining the infested fruits
NN: That Sounds Like It Might Work. Thanks For The Advice!
VC: no problem
NN: Well, I Guess I'll Contact You Later, I'm Going To Go Tend To My Garden Some More. I Never Finished Watering Them.
VC: ok, good luck with your tomatoes

--nocturnalNerd [NN]ceased pestering violentConfusion--

[First Guardian]

--literaryEnthusiast [LE] began pestering nocturnalNerd [NN]--

LE: "Why hello there, Paul.  How does the day fare for you?"
NN: Um, Hey Paige I've Just Been Working In My Garden. Had To Quarantine A Few Of The Plants That Were Infested By Larvae.
LE: That seems less than sanitary.  You should take me as example.
LE: I just burned all my debris away, albeit by accident.
NN: What Happened?
LE: Well, no that's not entirely true.  I am to believe someone left on my bunsen burner so as to burn my house down.
LE: Particularly I am to believe it was someone else because I never use it.
NN: Oh Wow. I Hope Your House Is Fine
NN: And I Check Everything That I Grow After Harvest. Any Infected Parts I Cut Out And Clean.
LE: A pretty good strategy, I would say.  I examined beyond my own walls for once and could only see the top of the canopy as usual, so it seems my attempted arsonist plus murderer got away.
LE: I am curious, do you typically get insects in your flora?
NN: I Usually Have A Few Pests, But Not As Bad As This Year.
LE: Mayhaps some being of the night plotted to sabotage your garden?
NN: I Guess That Might Be Possible?
LE: If it is a room deep inside your abode, then you likely are not safe.
LE: My bookshelf which my bunsen burner was on, despite being on a shelf by the window, was still located above the canopy.
LE: The wall below it had no crevices suitable for climbing either, so they had to enter the building itself.
NN: Well, There Is A Locked Door In The Basement That I've Never Tried To Enter...
LE: That might be a good start.  I aught to climb to my roof and utilize my telescope, now that I think about it.
LE: I shall go do that.  Have a great day, and stay safe.
NN: Good Luck With That!



--literaryEnthusiast [LE] ceased pestering nocturnalNerd [NN]--

[First Guardian]

-- literaryEnthusiast [LE] began pestering freskAbenet [FA] at ∞∞:∞∞ --

LE: "Good evening.

FA: "Oh... hi...Paige..."

LE: "How are you doing this day?"

FA: "Doing...okay...how about, um...you?"

LE: "I am fine, though I would much prefer my bunsen burners not scorch my bookshelf."

FA: "Oh...your books...caught on fire?"

LE: "Not all of them, but a slight majority.  Someone must have turned on my burner, since I never do."

FA: "I'm sorry... I... I wish I could, um... help..."

LE: "It's fine, you saved stepping on Lego baseplates about five times in the process."

LE: "Anything happening where you are?  Besides your upcoming birthday, of course."

FA: "Um...nothing much, really... well... except Old Man Mister, um... Habernathy, but... um..."

FA: "Wait... you... know my birthday is... in a few days?"

LE: "Indeed, I like to keep tabs on people so I know not to skip out on important details like this."

LE: "Hold on a second, I just got a memo from the brain.  It tells me "You sound like a stalker."  Is that true?"

FA: "Paige, I..."

FA: "Um..."

FA: "..."

FA: "I, um..."

FA: "Paige..."

LE: "Yes?  I am sorry that I sound like a stalker, I just do not like talking to a person and not know it's another solar sweep for them."

FA: "I..."

FA: "What's... a solar sweep...?"

LE: "A solar sweep, as in a revolution around the sun?  Great, now I sound like a pretentious stalker."

LE: "If I am making you unconfortable, I can just leave and check back later."

FA: "No, no! I... it's okay..."

FA: "I... I'm sorry, I..."

FA: "I... didn't mean to... um..."

FA: "Make you... think... um..."

FA: "Like... that..."

FA: "Whatever... that... um, is..."

LE: "No, I'm fine, really.  Let's just drop this discussion, for now."

FA: "Oh... okay..."

LE: "So, about old man McGee."

LE: "Sorry, typo.  Habernathy."

FA: "Oh... him..."

FA: "Um..."

FA: "..."

FA: "You've, um... read... The Christmas Carol, right?"

LE: "Ah, yes. The Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens.  That one got burned, sadly.  But I digress, carry on."

FA: "Well... he's a little like, um... Ebaneezer Scrooge... McDuck..."

LE: "Great Gatsby, sounds like quite an unattractive fellow.  Imagine planting a kiss on that beak."

FA: "Yeah... a bit of a quack and... blasphemny..."

LE: feels rage that does not translate to the actual discussion at hand because Paige hates puns for now

FA: "Well... not blasphemny... that wouldn't... no, not blasphemny..."

FA: "I don't... it's just... no, not blasphemny..."

LE: "Arrogant, perhaps?

FA: "No, just... what's the word..."

FA: "...Sting...?"

FA: "Wait... no..."

FA: "Sorry, I... I don't, um... know what to..."

LE: "Perhaps rude, sharp-tounged, something along those lines is what I'm getting."

FA: "I... I guess..."

LE: "I think I can get the gist of it, care to continue?"

FA: "Sure..."

FA: "Anyways... I was... walking... um... through the woods..."

FA: "Just... playing..."

FA: "And... I came across a, um... pond..."

FA: "It's a... nice pond... good, um... water... anyways...uh..."

FA: "I... was near this, um... pond..."

FA: "Playing..."

FA: "Er, not playing, um..."

FA: "Just... um..."

LE: "No need to stress the details, just keep going.  *Paige bows down rather calmly"

FA: "Oh... okay..."

FA: "So... I was... getting water... and..."

FA: "I saw... Mister Habernathy!"

LE:s: "*Paige gasps in suspense"

FA: "He was, um... in a boat, fishing for... fish in the, um... pond..."

FA: "Then... I saw... the local butcher's mother, Amy!"

FA: "She was... with him... in the boat... watching him fish, um... and, uh... talking..."

LE: "Did you catch what they were saying?"

FA: "...Yes..."

LE: "This is pretty interesting.  Care to explain?  Or maybe not, for morality's sake?

FA: "Well... I... shouldn't... I don't... think..."

FA: "It... might be, um... rude..."

LE: "I promise I won't tell a soul."

FA: "I... I don't know..."

FA: "It... it might be... I mean..."

FA: "You might... know these people and..."

FA: "I... I don't... um..."

LE: Well, I don't hold grudges very well.  You would have to burn my books to really feel my wrath."

FA: "Well..."

FA: "I just..."

LE: "It's fine, I understand."

FA: "Oh...okay..."

FA: "Oh... I don't, um... think I told you, but..."

FA: "Thank you... for, um... remembering..."

LE: "You are welcome.  I hope you have a nice day."

LE: "*Paige bows out of the room"

FA: "Bye... Paige..."

-- literaryEnthusiast [LE] ceased pestering freskAbenet [FA] at ∞∞:∞∞ --

[First Guardian]

-- freskAbenet [FA] began pestering nocturnalNerd [NN] at 13:13:02 --

FA: "Hi...Paul!"
NN: "Hey, It's Been A While. How Are You Doing?"
FA: "Doing... okay... how are, um... you doing, Paul?"
NN: "I'm quite fine. So what did contact me for?" "Oh... um..."
FA: "Well... I hadn't, um..."
FA: "Contacted you in... a while... so..."
FA: "I wanted to, um... say hi."
FA: "If that's... okay... if I said... hi..."
NN: "Yeah, it's nice to talk to you again!"
NN: "Have you heard about Osburb, perhaps?"
FA: "Osburb?"
NN: "It's apparently this new game. I'm not quite sure what it's about, but a certain person kept pushing me until I downloaded it."
FA: "Oh. Who, um... wanted you to... download it?"
NN: "Actually, I Can't Quite Recall Who... Strange."
NN: "Would You Like Me To Send The File Over?"
FA: "You... want to send me a... file?"
NN: "If It's Fine With You."
FA: "Please?"
NN: "Ok, Sending It Now."
FA: "Thank you."
NN: "You're Welcome!"

-- freskabenet  [FA] ceased pestering nocturnalnerd [NN] at 13:15:35 --

[First Guardian]

-- avidProcrastinator [AP] began pestering freskAbenet [FA] at 13:29 -- 

AP: "Yoo, Frisk, what's up?"
FA: "Oh... hi, um... Ahmad."
FA: "I'm, um... doing okay... how are... you?"
AP: "I'm doing pretty good myself, just finished up with some of the more boring paperwork the lazy old man dumps on me."
FA: "Oh... who is he?"
AP: "The Boss Man. The owner of this old timey pharmacy I work in? That guy. Though I guess I shouldn't bitch about him behind his back, he does pay me pretty handsomely too."
AP: "Don't tell anybody but I think he thinks of me as some sort of surrogate son."
FA: "A... son?"
AP: "Yeah. He treats me just like one. It'd be pretty suspect if I wasn't sure that he really took me in out of the kindness of his heart, you know?"
AP: "But enough about that, what've you been up to lately?"
FA: "Oh... well..."
FA: "Nothing much, really..."
FA: "Just gone done talking, um... talking with Paul and... uh... Paige..."
AP: "Ooh, did they get that new video game? Did you get that new video game? I was really looking forward to playing it together with you guys"
FA: "Oh... I know Paul... got it. OSburb... I think..."
FA: "I haven't, um... downloaded it yet."
FA: "I've just... been thinking about, um... doing it. I don't know if, um... I should wait or not..."
AP: "Nooo, why'd you even consider doing such a thing?! Download it ASAP, I'm talking to you on my phone but the game should already be waiting for me in the mail, if it didn't get held up somewhere along the way, we'll play together as soon as we get it working, k?"
FA: "No! I mean..."
FA: "I... don't know if it's a gift... Paul sent me..."
FA: "I can't just... open it... not yet... not until the right day comes... you know?"
AP: "Oh, right. Right right right. I gotchu. I'm afraid I can't make any such promises though. I'll try to restrain myself, don't wanna get an unfair advantage on you guys now, do I?"
AP: "Just lemme know when you're ready to give it a whirl, eh?"
FA: "Okay... thank you, Ahmad... for, um... understanding..."
AP: "No problem, Fee! Stay safe, alright? Be hearing from ya later!"
FA: "Sure, Ahmad... see you later..."

-- avidProcrastinator [AP] ceased pestering freskAbenet [FA] at 13:52 --

[First Guardian]

-- luxuriusUncertainty [LU] began pestering literaryEnthusiast [LE] at ∞∞:∞∞ --

LU: hey paige wahts up
LU: how you doing
LU: what you doing
LU: wyhy you doing
LE: "The sky, I am doing well, eating some Krave cereal because I am about to keel over from starvation."
LU: thats some poetic bullshit right there
LU: i like it
LU: im eating too
LU: the best thing
LU: instant ramen
LU: just fancy cereal
LU: so in a way were the same
LE: "I prefer the cups or the packages of ramen myself, but there is something to be said for convenience."
LU: convenience?
LU: yeah
LU: like
LU: my aunt never leaving me real food so i have to do it myself
LU: and instant ramen is a blessing in that regard
LE: "After all, is that not what cereal is for?"
LE: "Why bother cooking bacon and eggs when there is a box of scrumptious corn and chocolate lying atop the fridge?"
LU: thats the spirit and the right way to look at things my dera
LU: dear*
LU: and of course who needs healthy meals
LE: "There is no point in living past thirty if it conflicts with my pure bacon diet that I literally traded out for cereal a message ago."
LU: what why you have to betray me like this
LU: i though you were a ceral person
LU: why
LE: "I am a cereal person, yes, as well as a bacon person when someone else plays the chef."
LU: so then were on the same page
LU: thats how i like it
LU: and bacon is also a blessing
LU: you cant deny when that sweet aroma covers the whole house like
LU: you know is time for a real shit of food right there
LE: "When the bacon is cooking, it is practically Thanksgiving once more."
LE: "And time to engorge oneself with delicious food."
LU: dont forget the egsg
LU: those little two eggs and a little smile made a bacon
LU: its beougtiful
LU: and bacon is never complete wthout the gegs
LE: "Mayhaps it would be possible to cook some in my room if the fire had not already been demolished?"
LU: what happende to your fire who destroyet it like thtat
LE: "There was a fire in my room earlier today.  Someone turned on my bunsen burner but I am the only one here who could do that."
LE: "I never use it, however, so someone else must have snuck in and done it without my noticing."
LU: thats unfortunate for a normal person but a great intro to start revealing the msitery
LU: i laso had a litle fire today
LU: but it didnt scalate more than some smoke
LU: now im on the living because my room smells like burned electronics
LU: it reminds me of my failure
LE: "I barely managed to get out scott free in terms of my personal relics, but many of my books were burnt to crisps."
LU: what a tragedy
LU: what books do you read
LE: "The classics, typically.  Dorian Gray, A Christmas Carol, the likes.  I just finished the Great Gatsby today before it got burnt."
LU: classics i never read any classics
LU: but i never read anything anyways so ithink it doesnt treally coint
LU: count*
LU: hey you play video games'
LU: ?
LE: "Occasionally, yes.  I usually have to do personal chores, though, or deal with scenarios like spontaneous combustion though, so I don't play regularly."
LE: "However, I did not intend to do much today anyway, so I may do that."
LU: choreas are the worst byt you an always count on vicedogames to bright your day
LU: becase
LU: i found this game
LU: that i want to play byt i ned friends for that
LU: its a fancy online sims
LE: "How fancy,  precisely?"
LU: as fancy as a shitty videogame with bad reviws can get
LU: so prety fancy in an ironical level
LU: which is the best way it ocould be fancy ohonestly
LE: "Irony certainly sounds like a good selling point.  What is it called?"
LU: SBURB
LU: some nerfs were talking about it in deviantart
LU: they sayd it was amazingly shitty
LU: so ia had to try it
LE: "Did their words hold up?"
LU: no words in the internet hold up naything but lies and shitty attemst at being inteligent with stragers to make onself look better
LU: ill le t you make your own judsgemten over what to thinkn about that
LE: "Seems legit.  Where can I obtain such a work of art?"
LU: lookt it up on goggle
LU: the first link
LU: there you download it and vpila
LU: from what i read
LU: you need two versions
LU: so make suvere you download both
LE: "That sounds marvelous, I am sure I will know which to download while I browse the site.  Thank you for the information."
LU: ok ill wait until you got the game
LU: but right now i have to go
LU: so pester me later when you ready
LE: "Alright, I shall commune with you another time.  Have a nice day."
LE: *bows and leaves the chatroom*
LU: the nicests of days

-- luxuriusUncertainty [LU] ceased pestering literaryEnthusiast [LE] at ∞∞:∞∞ --

[First Guardian]

-- freskAbenet [FA] began pestering luxuriusUncertainty [LU] at 14:03 --

FA: "Hi, um... Finn..."
LU: oh yeah friks
LU: i wanted to talk to you
LU: lsten
LU: i got this shitty game
LU: and i need freisdn to platy with
LU: you wanna come?
FA: "OSburb?"
LU: paige will!
LU: yess
LU: you know it
LU: the one
LU: who told you about it¿?
FA: "Oh... yeah. Paul, um... sent me the file..."
FA: "I think... Ahmed has it too..."
LU: omg
LU: this is a raid or something
LU: why is everyone playing this gfame
FA: "Because... everyone else, um... is?"
LU: yess
LU: thi sis kind of exciting actually
LU: everyones playing together
LU: lets
FA: "Yeah..."
LU: mmm
LU: well
LU: what are you doing now?
LU: why you called me?
FA: "Oh, um...."
FA: "I wanted to, um..."
FA: "See... if you... you know..."
FA: "Had the game..."
LU: im on it
LU: doewnloading
FA: "Downloading... right now?"
LU: but this shitty wifi its slow af
LU: i think my neighbours are cheating out internet
LU: buts fine
FA: "I know... it's pretty, um... blasphemy.."
LU: yesss
LU: yOUY KNOW IT
LU: it all comes to the balasp`hemy
LU: how everytins so shitty
LU: thats the word
LU: right there
FA: "Balasp'hemy?"
LU: this fingerst tipe fast anda aint have time to edit
FA: "Oh... I, um.. understand.."
LU: vbecause editing is for loosers
LU: who bealivie themselves better than others
LU: what they thing they are
LU: with their
LU: fancy typing
FA: "I'm... not a... loser, am I...?"
FA: "You don't... think I'm a loser, do you Finn?"
LU: thats a matter of subjectivity and how you see yourself
LU: i dont think youre a looser
LU: but if you bealive you are
LU: whell...
LU: idk
FA: "I... don't think I'm a loser..."
LU: thats good
LU: because having grteat self steem
LU: is the first step to actually BE better than others
LU: putting other s down is the first sign that they think themselves as loosers
LU: who nneds other s to go down
LU: but
LU: having high self steem
LU: actually puts you hieghr by default
LU: its
LU: good
LU: good for you
FA: "I... never knew you thought... that way... Finn..."
LU: yess
LU: the laws of social nature
LU: or something like that
FA: "But, wait..."
LU: people actually bealive that on the internet
FA: "Is that, um... why you think your neighbors are, um... cheating your internet?"
FA: "Or that, um... others steal your OCs?"
LU: the first one is a theory
LU: THE OTEHR
LU: ITS
LU: BLASPHEMY
FA: "Okay... I'm... I'm sorry..."
LU: itsk
FA: "Um..."
FA: "So..."
FA: "Osburb..."
FA: "You... said you were, uh... downloading it?"
LU: yes
LU: i dont know when ill have it
LU: but if this thinkg is accurate
LU: itll be an hour
FA: "I... haven't downloaded it... yet..."
LU: then what youre waiting for?
FA: "Well..."
LU: do it
LU: so we can play
FA: "It's... I think..."
LU: yes?
FA: "Um...."
FA: "I... want to wait... for... a special day, you know?"
LU: ugh
LU: oh
LU: ohh
LU: when?
FA: "About.... two days from now?"
LU: UGH
LU: ok
LU: its fine
LU: ill wait
LU: its a shitty game anyways
FA: "Though..."
FA: "I'm not sure about it.... though..."
FA: "I mean... what if you guys start playing without me?"
FA: "I wouldn't mind, but..."
FA: "I don't want to... not play with you guys, and..."
FA: "Well... I wouldn't.. um...."
FA: "Want to hold you guys back..."
LU: ugh
LU: well
LU: if you feel like that
LU: i
LU: can
LU: wait
LU: for
LU: you
LU: ????
LU: and just you
LU: ugh
FA: "No... no it's fine..."
FA: "You won't have to wait..."
LU: its fine
FA: "I mean... there are other... special days out there..."
FA: "I can wait for another to come around..."
LU: every day is especial if you think about it
LU: but
LU: really
LU: i can wait for you
LU: becase
LU: ugh
LU: i
LU: ugh
LU: UGHGHUGHASD
FA: "Finn..."
FA: "I'll play with you."
FA: "I promise."
LU: yesss
LU: thas great
LU: eperfrc3t
LU: perfetct
LU: perfect*
FA: "I'll ask Ahmed... if he can play too.."
LU: the more the better
LU: yes
LU: good
LU: ill
LU: ugh
LU: wait for you
FA: "I'll download it.... it might take a while, but... I'll do it.."
LU: ok ok
LU: ill wait
LU: thank
LU: you
LU: ugh
LU: BYE

-- luxuriusUncertainty [LU] has ceased pestering freskAbenet [FA] at 14:16 --

FA: "Bye... Finn..."

[First Guardian]

-- luxuriousUncertainty [LU] began pestering freskAbenet [FA] at 14:58 --

LU: uhmm hey frisk
LU: i wanted to ask somethinga
FA: "Oh... hi, Finn.."
FA: "Oh... what is it?"
LU: what happens in two days
LU: ?
LU: why is special
FA: "Oh.... um...
FA: "It's... a special day... in two days..."
LU: yess
LU: you told me
LU: what happens
FA: "Well... we all have... special days... right?"
FA: "Ones to... call our own...?"
LU: i snesse a special day that you love but also you ate
LU: ????
LU: why you dont tell me
LU: come one
LU: im not a creep
LU: i think
FA: "I..."
FA: "...."
LU: yes'?
FA: "I just... I don't know..."
LU: so you just
LU: like
LU: like that particular day?
LU: for no reasn?
FA: "It's not that... just..."
LU: dhufhaosfsasakc
FA: "It's.... kinda like... um... you know..."
FA: "How, um... everyone has a day to... look forward to..."
LU]: christmas?
FA]: "Sorta..."
LU]: ok
LU: htast all i need to know
FA: "Okay..."
LU: cool
FA: "The, um... OSburb game is... um.."
FA: "Almost done downloading... too..."
LU: mine already did
LU: so when youre deready we can play
FA: "Should be in... um..."
FA: "2 minutes and 12 seconds..."
LU: thats a really specific numbrer
LU: you know that computers dont know when things download
FA: "It's what the... bar says..."
LU: just speculate
LU: welll ill wait when youre ready
FA: "Okay..."
LU: thats all iw anted to know
LU: cya
LU: !

-- luxuriousUncertainty [LU] ceased pestering freskAbenet [FA] at 15:04 --

[FA]: "Bye... Finn..."

[First Guardian]

-- freskAbenet [FA] began pestering avidProcrastinator [AP] at 14:35 --

FA: "Hi, um.... Ahmed..."
AP: "Hey there, Fee! Something on your mind?"
FA: "Oh... well..."
FA: "I downloaded the game."
AP: "Nice! I take it we're ready to start then? Or are we still waiting on something?"
AP: "Oh, and on that note...who exactly is joining us? I forgot to ask."
FA: "I... think so... it's about... 50% there..."
FA: "Oh... um..."
FA: "Finn, um... wanted to play... too..."
AP: "Cool! I, uh, just realized I haven't talked to the dude in a while, huh. Whoops?"
FA: "Yeah...."
FA: "I wonder... what's going on with Aaron, Todd, Jay, and the others, too..."
AP: "Damn, I haven't heard from most of those guys for a week now....."
AP: "Been too busy with work, you know?"
AP: "...No, that seems too much like an excuse even to my own ears. I'll have to check up on them soon."
FA: "Yeah..."
AP: "Eh, that subject took a turn there, what were we talking about?"
FA: "About... Finn, I think..."
FA: "I... I don't know, um... how to feel about him..."
AP: "How so? He seems pretty cool. Probably shitposts too much though."
FA: "Well... I dunno..."
FA: "He just seems really... pushy..."
FA: "But..."
FA: "I think he's lonely..."
FA: "Maybe he just... wants attention? And..."
FA: "This is the only way for him to gain it?"
AP: "That's possible too. Everyone goes through something like that though, at least once in their lives."
AP: "I had a friend or two like him before, they're not too bad once you get used to their, well, unique sense of humor."
AP: "Believe me it's much more enjoyable once you learn the rules of their game!"
FA: "Yeah... maybe it's just me..."
AP: "Nope. That's not it either. You can treat people how they want to be treated while staying true to your self, you know."
AP: "Aaand, I just noticed that I'm being weird. Bluuh, feel free to ignore all I just said, it's not like I'm anyone's life coach, k?"
FA: "No, no! It's... fine..."
FA: "It's... very nice of you.... really, it is..."
AP: "Thanks!"
AP: "Back to the game?"
FA: "Yeah..."
FA: "It's..almost done downloading..."
FA: "Do you... happen to know how, uh..."
FA: "It works?"
AP: "Wow, am I the most talkative person or what? But yeah, I should know enough to get us started at least. Need some help with that?"
FA: "Yeah... I think I.... will..."
FA: "I'll... contact you when, um.... it's finished downloading..."
AP: "Alright! I'll probably be home by then. Looking forward to it, Fee!"
FA: "Same... bye, Ahmed..."
AP: "Later!"

-- freskAbenet [FA] ceased pestering avidProcrastinator [AP] at 14:42 --

[First Guardian]

-- literaryEnthusiast [LE] began pestering freskAbenet [FA] at (XX)XX)XX) --

LE: "Hello there, freskAbenet.  Are you continuing to do well?"
FA: "Oh... hi, Paige!"
FA: "I am... doing okay... right now.."
LE: "That is good to hear.  If you do not mind, there is something of which I would like to ask."
FA: "Oh? What.... is it?"
LE: "Just recently, a mister luxuriusUncertainty has directed me toward this game titled 'SBURB.'"
LE: "Have you heard of it before?"
FA: "Oh... yeah..."
FA: "Paul, um... showed it to me...
FA: "I... have it downloading... right now..."
LE: "Well that certainly is odd timing."
LE: "I am also downloading SBURB right now, both the client and server versions."
FA: "Client.... and Server?"
LE: "Indeed.  Did he point out a specific website for you to head toward, or simply give you a download himself?"
FA: "Just... a file..."
LE: "Probably an installer.  If it does not specifically state which version, then perhaps the file will install both onto your computer."
LE: "Then again, computer coding is no where near my preference as is writing, so take it with a grain of salt."
FA: "I... hope so... I...."
FA: "Don't want to.... hold you guys back... by my... um..."
FA: "Downloading..."
LE: "That is fine, the more the merrier."
LE: "If you indeed get a copy of SBURB up and running, perhaps we could get together and play it as well?"
LE: *gives obligatory business card that holds no value
FA: "oh... okay..."
FA: "I'm also, um... playing with Finn and, um... Ahmed..."
FA: "So, uh... we can play together..."
LE: "Ah yes, LU and AP.  They both seem like very charming individuals."
LE: "Actually, strike that."
LE: "avidProcrastinator is charming.  luxuriusUncertainty has more of a... unique flair about him, but likable in his own respects."
FA: "Yeah...."
FA: "But... Finn, though..."
FA: "He seems.... kinda lonely, don't you think?"
LE: "Really?  I have not noticed."
FA: "It's something he told me.."
FA: "He told me that..."
FA: "People who... talk down to others... are lonely inside..."
FA: "And are, um.... just trying to bring others lower to..."
FA: "Feel better about themselves...."
LE: "...I see."
LE: "Well, it is likely that you will find a way to cheer him up."
FA: "I want to, but..."
FA: "I don't know if I can...."
FA: "Or... if he even wants me to..."
FA: "What if he just.... wants to be left alone?"
FA: "Where no one can hurt him....?"
LE: "That certainly would not make sense.  He pestered me a minute or two ago."
FA: "Really...? What did he say?"
LE: "Or however long it was.  Omniverse time is convoluted."
FA: "If... you, um..."
FA: "Don't.... mind me asking..."
LE: "Frisk, it is perfectly fine to ask me anything.  You would have to actively try to actually offend me."
FA: "I know, but...."
FA: "I... don't want to... offend you..."
LE: "It's fine, no need to worry about it too much."
LE: "On topic, it was not much.  He asked me what's up, how/what/why I am doing, then proceeded to send instructions involving the downloading of SBURB."
FA: "Oh...."
LE: "Speaking of that, how goes your download?"
FA: "Oh...um..."
FA: "It's... about to complete..."
LE: "Excellent.  Another fifteen hours will need to pass before I can begin installing it on my desktop."
LE: *slaps forehead violently
LE: "Pardon the typo, I intended to say 'minutes' rather than 'hours.'"
FA: "It's.. okay..."
FA: "I.... knew what you meant.."
LE: "Personal typos should never exist.  I feel ashamed for missing such a blatantly obvious and heretical mistake."
FA: "No! It's... it's okay... Paige..."
FA: "Don't... feel bad.... for that..."
LE: "It's a personal gripe if anything, so it is about time to pout about my room and rant about the typo incesasntly."
LE: "That should take up some time while this game prepares its place on the computer."
FA: "Okay..."
LE: "Twas an enjoyable chat, FA.  I hope to play with you in SBURB sometime, ta ta."
LE: *waves on the way out the chatroom door
FA: "Oh.. okay..."
FA: "Bye... Paige!"

-- literaryEnthusiast [LE] ceased pestering freskAbenet [FA] at (XX)XX)XX) --

[First Guardian]

-- nocturnalNerd [NN] began pestering literaryEnthusiast [LE] at [xx:xx]--

NN: Hey Paige, Are You There?
LE: "Hello there, Paul.  Why yes, I am here.  Did you examine that area you left to check, by any chance?"
NN: Yes. Yes I Did
LE: "What exactly did you find?"
NN: Nothing... Nothing Important
LE: "Alright then."
LE: "So what are you doing at the moment?"
NN: I Am Currently Not Doing Anything, Really. I Just Woke Up.
NN: I Was Wondering If Perhaps You Would Like To Play This "Sburb" With Me?
NN: Not Now Though, I'll Have To Download It
LE: "Interesting, I am actually nearly done downloading it right now."
NN: I Guess I Will Begin My Download As Well.
NN: Have You Heard If Anyone Else Might Be Playing?
LE: "As far as I know, luxuriusUncertainty, avidProcrastinator and freskAbenet are also preparing themselves for SBURB."
NN: Well, That Is Nice To Know!
LE: "From what I heard, it seems you informed Frisk about this game as well."
NN: I Also Sent Frisk A Copy Of The File.
LE: "Indeed.  I hope that this does not conflict with the version LU directed me to."
LE: "The website listed two versions, a client and server."
NN: I Hope Not. I Sent It As One Whole Bundle, I Think
NN: Or Perhaps Not
LE: "That would make sense.  I would recommend double checking immediately so installation does not become complicated."
LE: "Even then, however, you could just download both versions from the site itself if you happen to be missing one."
NN: Ok, I Will Go Check On That!
LE: *formally bows in response 
LE: "Tis pleasureable banter with you as well.  Ta ta."

-- nocturnalNerd [NN] began pestering literaryEnthusiast [LE] at [xx:xx]--

[First Guardian]

-- nocturnalNerd [NN] began pestering freskAbenet [FA] at 15:06 --

NN: Hey Frisk!
NN: Can You Maybe Check Something For A Moment? I Am Not Entirely Sure I Sent You Both Versions Of Sburb.
FA: "Oh? What... do I need to... check?"
NN: Can You Look At The File I Sent You?
FA: "Oh... okay.."
FA: "I'm... downloading it.. right now, but..."
FA: "I will..."
FA: "What do... I need to, um... look for?"
NN: There Should Be Two Separate Programs, So Each Should Have Something To Indicate The Beginning.
FA: "Two... separate... programs.."
FA: "In the file...?"
FA: "When I, um... install it?"
NN: It Might Be Possible I Sent You Only One Version.
FA: "Maybe..."
FA: "This one just, um... completed a moment ago..."
FA: "Said, um... the server version or..."
FA: "Yeah... server..."
NN: So You're Missing The Client?
FA: "I... guess so..."
FA: "I'm sorry, I..."
FA: "Don't know how, um..."
FA: "This works..."
NN: It's Completely Fine! It's Entirely My Fault.
FA: "No! I mean..."
FA: "I... should've noticed... earlier..."
FA: "Now..."
FA: "Well..."
NN: I Will Send You The Client If You Want. It Is The Least I Can Do.
FA: "Sure... and Paul, I..."
FA: "I'm sorry I didn't... notice it earlier..."
FA: "I just..."
FA: "I'm not... very familiar with this..."
NN: It Is All Good! No Need To Be Sorry.
NN: Well, I Hope You Put It To Good Use, I Just Sent It To You.
FA: "Alright..."
FA: "I'll.. install it... right now..."
FA: "How long, um..."
FA: "Should it take to, um... download.."
FA: "If, um..."
FA: "You don't, um.. mind me asking...?"
NN: Probably As Much As The Other.
NN: And Frisk
FA: "Paul?"
NN: I Never Mind Talking To You.
FA: "You..."
FA: "You don't?"
NN: Nope.
NN: It's Always A Pleasure.
FA: "Paul... I..."
FA: "I..."
FA: "Don't know... what to say..."
FA: "I mean..."
FA: "I haven't... you know..."
FA: "Talked to you in... um..."
FA: "A while... and..."
FA: "Well..."
FA: "I... haven't been that, um...."
FA: "You know..."
NN: No, I Should Have Kept Up The Contact Myself.
NN: For A While I Neglected My Computer, And Focused More On Harvest.
NN: Well, I Hope You Have Fun! I Must Be Off For Now.
FA: "Actually.. wait..."
FA: "How is, um..."
FA: "Your garden doing...?"
NN: Yes?
FA: "If..."
FA: "You don't mind me asking...?"
NN: It's Doing Splendidly! I Don't Mind At All. Feel Free To Talk Whenever You Want!
FA: "oh... okay..."
FA: "I... guess this is... goodbye, for now?"
NN: Yes. For Now. I Look Forward To Speaking To You Again.
FA: "Okay..."
FA: "Bye... Paul!"

-- nocturnalNerd [NN] ceased pestering freskAbenet [FA] at 15:10 --

[First Guardian]

-- freskAbenet [FA] began pestering avidProcrastinator [AP] -- 

FA: "Hi... Ahmed..."
AP: "Hello there, Fee!"
FA: "How are, um... you doing?"
FA: "If... you don't mind me asking...?"
AP: "Of course not, ask away."
FA: "Oh... okay..."
FA: "So, um..."
FA: "How are... you doing?"
AP: "I'm doing well, if not actually accomplishing much. I'm afraid I've been too lazy to do much of anything lately..."
AP: "At least I have playing with you guys to look up to!"
FA: "Yeah..."
FA: "About that..."
FA: "I... have the, um..."
FA: "Server and... client... downloaded..."
AP: "Nice!"
FA: "I just..."
FA: "Don't really, um... know how it works..."
AP: "Oh! Is that all? I can give you a bit of the basics, but to be honest with you I don't know all that much either."
FA: "Yeah... shouldn't be... too hard, I guess.."
AP: "I've been looking for a guide for the game or something that will let me know more than the absolute basics but I haven't found anything yet."
AP: "Guess we'll have to figure it out ourselves ourselves, huh?"
FA: "I guess so..."
FA: "Anyways..."
FA: "How, um... is your boss doing?"
AP: "He's doing great! He might be an old man, but he's still alive and kicking with no signs of stopping anytime soon."
AP: "Guess that's magic for ya."
FA: "That's good... it's nice of him that, um..."
FA: "He's looking after you..."
AP: "Yeah that was pretty cool of that old bag of bones, pretty selfless, which was actually surprising once I got to know him."
AP: "Lets just say that there's a reason he has no spouse or offspring of his own, ok?"
FA: "Yeah..."
FA: "Oh... okay.."
FA: "I guess... that's true for, um..."
FA: "Everyone..."
AP: "Oh?"
FA: "No one is... um..."
FA: "As they seem, right...?"
AP: "Absolutely. It's true that a lot of people can be assholes, but it's rare that anyone is as much of a bad person as you might deem them to be at first glance."
AP: "People can be judgmental like that."
FA: "Yeah... I guess so..."
FA: "By the way, um..."
FA: "I wanted to, um..."
FA: "Try to cheer... Finn up..."
AP: "Did something happen? Or is he just being moody?"
FA: "I mean..."
FA: "I've told I think he's, you know..."
FA: "A little pushy..."
FA: "But..."
FA: "I think he's just sad..."
FA: "He needs someone to cheer him up, you know?"
AP: "He could be just a little lonely, happens to the best of his. It could be that his over-assertiveness is his way of not feeling ignored."
FA: "Maybe..."
FA: "But... I don't know... how to cheer him up.."
FA: "Well..."
FA: "Without him, you know..."
FA: "Yelling at me..."
AP: "Hmm, this looks like it needs a bit of brainstorming. I've never really had to cheer up a depressed dude before."
AP: "Maybe he just needs a bit of encouragement?"
AP: "What are his favorite hobbies aside from anonymously picking online fights?"
AP: "Drawing and a bit of electrical tinkering? I can't really remember too much about those."
FA: "Oh!"
FA: "He likes to make OCs!"
AP: "...Alright then. I guess we can stimulate that artsy part of his personality, you know?"
FA: "I think so..."
FA: "He even drew me an OC after I asked about it!"
AP: "Encourage him to make more OCs, or to do something with the ones he's already thought up."
FA: "I do have some paper around here.... I think I could, um... draw one for him..."
FA: "What, um..."
FA: "Animal does him, um... like?"
FA: "Do you think?"
AP: "Fee, you can draw? That's pretty sweet! I envy you!"
FA: "I've... drawn a few times.."
AP: "Lemme recall."
AP: "I just realized."
AP: "I have no idea."
AP: "Maybe a turtle?"
FA: "A turtle?"
FA: "Maybe..."
FA: "I... hope he doesn't mind... a turtle.."
AP: "Turtles are pretty neat."
AP: "I may be projecting a bit here though."
FA: "You like turtles?"
AP: "Yeah they're alright."
AP: "They're also green, which is a big plus."
FA: "You're favorite color is... green?"
AP: "Wellll, I really like green. I also like blue a lot. But I guess my absolute favorite color is Teal!"
AP: "It's just absolutely magnificent to behold, wouldn't you agree?"
FA: "Teal..."
FA: "Isn't that, um... light blue?"
FA: "I think...?"
AP: "It's, uh, the color of my text? Is the chat client not displaying my text color correctly?"
FA: "Oh.. that's teal."
FA: "Yeah. It's really pretty."
AP: "Thanks! It reminds me of the color of the beaches I spent most time at on my vacations with my family. Its always really pretty when the water is clear."
FA: "Where's, um... your family now?"
AP: "I'm not sure."
FA: "Oh..."
FA: "I'm... sorry... I..."
FA: "Didn't think... you..."
FA: "I'm... I'm sorry..."
AP: "It's alright, no biggie."
AP: "I know they're out there. I plan to find them."
AP: "Between you and me that's why I turned to magic in the first place."
FA: "To find your family?"
AP: "Among other things, yes."
AP: "magic's pretty powerful, yeah?"
AP: "I believe I can do anything I set my mind to, If I grow sufficiently powerful, magic-wise."
FA: "I'm sure you can, Ahmed!"
FA: "And... yeah... magic is pretty powerful..."
FA: "I'm sure it, um.. hurts to get hit by some..."
AP: "I can attest to that."
AP: "Though I have to say, it's proving pretty damn difficult for some reason."
FA: "Oh? What's happened..?"
AP: "Nothing to worry over, it's just that I convinced Boss Man to give me a bit of one on one magic instruction."
AP: "It didn't play out quite how I wanted, unfortunately."
FA: "I... hope he didn't.. hurt you too badly..."
AP: "Most of my attempts at spell casting were either completely ineffective or outright blew up in my face."
AP: "Really, most of my grievances were self inflicted. Nothing really hurt as much as my dignity."
FA: "It's okay... I mean..."
FA: "You can... always, um... try again, right?"
AP: "That's the spirit! And I've been doing just that, when I have time to myself. Sure, progress might be slow, but It's better than nothing!"
FA: "Yeah..."
AP: "Back to Finn, think you can draw up something to cheer him up?"
AP: "(Still jealous of your mad skillz btw.)"
FA: "I... I think so...."
AP: "Nice!"
FA: "Thanks..."
AP: "Well, I better leave it to you then"
FA: "I... guess so..."
AP: "Cya, Fee!"
FA: "Bye... Ahmed.."

-- freskAbenet [FA] ceased pestering avidProcrastinator [AP] --

[First Guardian]

-- nocturnalNerd [NN] began pestering violetConfusion [VC] --

NN: Hey Jay, Can I Talk To You For A Moment?
VC: whats up
NN: Have You Heard About This New Game Called "Sburb"?
VC: yeah, i have
NN: Would You, Perhaps, Want To Play It With Me?
NN: I'm Pretty Sure I Need Someone To Be My Server Or Something Like That.
VC: sure, i guess
NN: Thanks! I Look Forward To Playing With You. But I Have Not Downloaded It Yet, so I Will Go Do That.[/size][/font]
NN: See You Later Jay!
VC: cya

-- nocturnalNerd [NN] ceased pestering violetConfusion [VC] --

[First Guardian]

-- freskAbenet [FA] began pestering avidProcrastinater [AP] at 16:24 --

FA: Hey... Ahmed...
AP: What's up, Frisk? Did you do the thing?
FA: Yeah... I...
FA: Drew a picture for, um... Finn..
FA: I think he'll, um... like it..
AP: I'm sure he will! Believe in yourself a little more.
FA: I mean... it's just...
FA: I'm not sure... if he will..
FA: What if... I'm wrong? What if he doesn't like turtles?
AP: Well, I'm the one who suggested turtles in the first place, and if he doesn't like turtles then there must be something more going on. I mean, who doesn't like turtles?
FA: I...
FA: I dunno...
AP: Truuuust meeee, Feeeee
AP: He'll like it.
FA: ..... o...
FA: Okay... I...
FA: I trust you... Ahmed…
FA: I'll show it to him when I...
FA: do it...
AP: HUZZAH! My work here is done.
FA: Ummm... do you...
FA: Happen to have um....
FA: OSburb installed...?
AP: Almost. I've found the disks and went ahead and started installing the client.
AP: Do you have the server bit installed? Should we try this out?
FA: Yeah, I...
FA: Have it installed..
AP: Nice! Now all we have to do is, uhh, gimme a moment to figure out how to connect to you.
FA: Okay....
FA: I, um....
FA: I... did something...
FA: Am I.. connected...
AP: Oh, I see you there! Gimme a second.
AP: And done.
FA: Are we...
FA: Playing..?
AP: I think so? Check the game window, did something happen? Are you still on the main menu or did some interface pop up?
FA: I'm.... I'm....
FA: I'm loading...
FA: ......
FA: Woah.....
FA: Umm... Ahmed?
FA: What are, um...
AP: Yeah?
FA: Those shiny things on your desk?
FA: If, um...
FA: You don't mind me, um...
FA: Asking?
AP: Of course not! They're crystals, mostly. Good for storing readied spells and magical energies and the sort.
FA: You, um... live in a nice looking place, Ahmed...
AP: Thanks, it may not be much but it's cozy at least.
FA: Yeah... it looks very nice...
FA: I, um...
FA: guess I should, um...
FA: Actually, you know...
FA: Start playing the game...
AP: I suppose we should.
AP: Uhh, Fee? That's you right?
FA: Huh?
AP: Come on Fee, throw me a bone here. I need to know if that's you or if I have some unwanted guest rooming with me.
FA: I... I'm sorry I...
FA: I grabbed your crystal and...
FA: Dropped it...
FA: I'm sorry, I'm.... I'm sorry...
AP: Nah, it's alright, they're a tiny bit tougher than you're giving them credit for. That's not going to be enough to break it.
AP: Tell ya what, I'll hold onto one to give you when we meet in person, how's that?
FA: Oh... thank you... that sounds...
FA: Really sweet... thank you..
AP: Ah! Stop that, it tickles!
FA: Heeheeheehee!
AP: nonono i cant breathh stopit
FA: I... guess I'm being a little...
FA: Frisky?
AP: FEE NO PUNS THAT'S OVERKILL I'M DYING
FA: Okay, I'll stop…
AP: Phew, damn I can't trust you with power over my ticklish self like that
FA: Hehehehehe... that was fun!
AP: I didn't take you for a prankster, let's just forget this ever happened.
FA: Okay.
AP: What else can you do, other than attempt to assassinate me?
FA: Well...
FA: There's this thing called, um…
FA: Revise...
AP: Oh?
AP: Try it.
FA: Okay…
AP: What did you just do
FA: I... I...
FA: I made another, um....
FA: A room?
AP: Can you, uh, change it back?
FA: Um…
FA: I didn't mean to do that!
FA: I... I..
FA: I couldn't find an... undo...
FA: I'm sorry, I'm...
FA: I'm so sorry...
FA: I didn't mean to ruin your home!
AP: Ease up, Frisk, it's not the end of the world.
AP: I mean you did give me a new room in this cramped apartment.
FA: Yeah, but...
FA: I put a thingy in it..
AP: I just never really thought about putting a room within my room.
AP: Roomception.
AP: A thingy? Sounds important.
AP: I'll check it out.
FA: Okay…
AP: Well it's a thingy alright.
AP: A metal thingy.
FA: The, um....
FA: Phernalia Registry...
FA: Says it's a, um...
FA: Cruxtruder.
AP: The what and the who??
FA: The thingy is a, um...
FA: Cruxtruder.
AP: What's it do?
FA: I.... I don't know...
FA: What, um... do you see on it?
AP: Weeell, some sort of lid, I guess we should remove that? And a small round thingy that looks like it should turn. Not sure I can turn it though, it looks pretty stuck to me.
FA: Maybe... open the lid?
AP: Duh. Can't see how though.
AP: IT won't turn and there's no handle to lift it with.
FA: I can't open it....
FA: I'm sorry, I...
FA: I... didn't know we couldn't open it...
AP: I say we throw a rock at it.
FA: A rock?
AP: IT'll either open up or break down, win-win.
FA: Oh... okay...
AP: Nothing can go wrong.
FA: Wait, um… Ahmed?
FA: Um... you use magic... right?
AP: Well, you see... It'ssortacomplicated
AP: I guess I could, just this once.
FA: I mean... I don't want to...
FA: Make you hurt yourself doing this...
FA: You don't have to... if you don't want to..
AP: Nah, its cool. Just give me a second.
FA: Okay...
AP: Alright found my wand. Here goes.
AP: Aww, Fee if youre the one making the room spin then stop its giving me a headache
FA: AHMED!
FA: ARE YOU HURT! PLEASE TELL ME YOU AREN'T HURT!
AP: I AM UNHARMED! Geez, Frisk, I'm fine. Used just a little too much juice in that spell though. Magic can be fucking finicky at times.
FA: You... you.. you...
FA: You flew into the wall...
FA: And...
FA: It looked like you... you were..
AP: Pfft.
AP: You're not getting rid of me that easy
AP: I'm here to stay
FA: Oh.. okay..
FA: No more magic, though... please?
AP: Hey, you don't see me complaining.
AP: Now what the hell was under that thing.
AP: What's that thing? Some sort of magical construct?
FA: I... I dunno...
AP: I defer to your expertise on the subject.
[b]FA: Ummm…
FA: A magical... thingy?
AP: It is in fact, a magical thingy.[/b]
AP: What is that thing saying?
FA: I.... don't know...
AP: Hmm, was there anything else in the cruxtamajig?
FA: Ummm.. the wheel?
AP: That thing.
AP: It looks stuck to me.
AP: Hold on let me try.
AP: Aaand it wasn't actually stuck at all. Was pretty easy to turn actually. Shut up.
AP: BUT NOW WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS IT'S REGURGITATING
FA: Ummm...
FA: I don't... know?
AP: It's silky smooth. Cool to the touch. Looks like some sort of solidified gelatinous material. I'm still no closer to knowing what it is.
FA: I.... I really don't know.... either..
FA: Maybe... it needs another one of these, um... thingys?
AP: .....There are other thingys?
FA: .... yeah...
AP: Oh.
FA: I saw... more than these two... in the, um...
FA: Registery...
AP: I put one of the smaller thingies in the place in the larger thingy but nothing's happening.
FA: What smaller thingy?
FA: Oh.. the, um.... blue, um... thingy?
AP: Yes.
FA: Oh.. um...
FA: Maybe... check the, um...
FA: Totem... Lathe?
AP: If by that you mean the latest metal monstrosity you dumped over there then I already did, it's just not doing anything.
FA: Oh...
FA: You mean...
FA: There's nothing... you haven't pressed or...
FA: or anything like that?
AP: Yeah.
AP: Though there looks like there's a slot where I'm supposed to put something else. Something thin, dunno what though.
FA: Maybe...
FA: Use this?
AP: Huh? A punch card? Biggest one I've seen too. But I guess it fits.
AP: Oh, something is happening! The lathe is doing something to the green thing. Carving it with some chisels that just popped up, I think.
FA: Oh!
AP: The green thingy has successfully been changed into a wavy shape. Now what?
FA: Ummm...
FA: Maybe try... stuffing it back into the... Cruxtruder tube thing?
AP: Alright.
AP: Done.
AP: No wait it spat it back out. It doesn't want its baby anymore, we've disfigured it beyond the mother's recognition.
FA: Oh…
FA: Hey, um... Ahmed..?
FA: What should we... do with the orb?
AP: Hmm.
AP: Hmmm.
AP: Hmmmm.
AP: It looks defective to me, unless its purpose is to follow you around and annoy you with the flashing light and incomprehensible speech, because it's doing a great job at that.
AP: Maybe it was damaged somehow?
FA: Do... we need to repair it...?
FA: Like....
FA: Maybe... give it something?
AP: Give it something? I guess it could be the energy generation matrix malfunctioning. Hold on, let me find something to charge it up with, maybe that'll get it to start making sense.
FA: What's an energy generation matrix...?
AP: Oh, excuse my jargon, it's the part that allows constructs like that one to continue existing, they need raw magical power for that.
AP: "Mana" or "Vis" or whatever the fuck you wanna call it, every system has something different to offer.
FA: So... it needs... electricity?
AP: Basically, yes.
FA: Elec...tricity...
FA: Maybe this?
AP: I know I had a thaumic battery somewhere.
AP: FEE NO! NOT MY VIDYA!
FA: Sorry! Sorry!!
AP: Nooo, what has she done to you, my precious? How could she hurt you so?
FA: I'm so so so so sorry Ahmed...
FA: I didn't... I didn't think...
FA: I'm sorry...
AP: No, it's okay Fee, I don't think it's actually broken, you just really gave me a scare there
FA: I'm sorry... I didn't mean to... almost break your stuff...
AP: Water under the bridge, Fee. Just let me put this somewhere safe and I'll go look for that battery.
AP: There, nice and safe!
AP: Now, I guess it's in one of the drawers?
AP: Hmm, could you lend me a hand here, Fee? I'll check my nightstand while you check my desk, okay? Look for the bright orange gem fitted in a purple alloy.
FA: Oh... okay…
AP: Auugh, that feather was really expensiiive.
FA: I'M SO SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT!
AP: FRISK STOP APOLOGIZING SO MUCH FOR GOD'S SAKE! I CAN STILL MAKE THE MONEY BACK IT'S NOT A HUGE DEAL!
AP: But now what the hell is that thing.
AP: Why did it grow a bird's head
FA: I...
FA: I don't even know....
FA: This game is weird...
AP: Is it supposed to be a phoenix? What's that supposed to mean?
FA: Maybe... it...
FA: Fixed it?
AP: This night's more than I bargained for.
AP: Try making it talk again.
AP: THAT DOESN'T SOUND FIXED TO ME! MAKE IT STOOOOOP
FA: I can't make it stop!
AP: THEN I WILL!
AP: Success! And I'm still on my feet, too!
FA: Was that.. a no noise spell?
FA: Please... tell me it was just a no noise spell...
AP: Something like that, can't believe it actually worked first try though!
AP: I'm the goddamn man!
[color=##339999]AP: Goddamn it all to hell, now what?[/color]
AP: Wow, R.I.P. my old room, you will be remembered fondly.
FA: I'm....
AP: I suppose that new room has a machine thingy in it as well?
FA: Yeah.... the, um...
FA: Alchemiter..
AP: Alright let's check this bad boy out.
AP: Another one with a robot arm.
AP: This pedestal looks like it will fit that carved blue thingy nicely.
AP: Hold on let me get it from the other room.
FA: Okay...
AP: Got it. Placed it.
AP: Guess what the robot arm's got lasers. Neat. Except it's not carving it? Is it scanning it? Must be it.
AP: ...
AP: Frisk, if all this was just some warped method of giving me a late birthday present, I wont talk to you for the rest of the year
FA: No! I swear, I'm not doing any of this!
FA: I'm trying to help you, I swear!
FA: I... I didn't know this.... it would do that..
AP: Hmm. Alright, let's see what this is supposed to be.
AP: I mean, I know it's a top hat, but what the fuck am I supposed to do with it.
FA: Um....
FA: Wear.... it?
AP: Why do I even bother.
AP: The hat has been donned
AP: I look fancy as fuck
FA: You look.... really, um....
FA: What's the word…
FA: Really, um... cool, Ahmed...
AP: Thank you.
AP: Even though you were just stating the obvious anyway.
FA: Yeah…
FA: By the way, um... Ahmed?
AP: Yes?
FA: Ummmm...
FA: I, um... don't know..
FA: What the numbers are for...
AP: Numbers? What numbers?
FA: The cruxtruder.
AP: Hold on just a second, let me go check it out.
AP: Frisk, since when has there been a FUCKING COUNTDOWN displayed on this heap of junk?
FA: Um....
FA: Oh... oh no... I'm so sorry I...
FA: I forgot about it....
AP: Because unknown countdowns on unknown devices really worry me.
AP: Frisk, there's no time to be apologetic, we need to stop it.
AP: Or find out if it's benign.
AP: Check your side of the game, aren't there any manuals?
AP: Frisk, help me out here.
FA: I'm trying! I really am!
FA: But this is so confusing...
FA: And I just...
FA: Don't know what to do...
AP: The numbers aren't stopping, I'm trying not to flip out here but this isn't encouraging
FA: There's nothing....
FA: I don't know how to stop it...
AP: Fucking hell a goddamn bomb is gonna kill me in my own house and all I got out of it is a motherfucking top hat
FA: That's a bomb?
FA: Oh no... oh no oh no oh no no no
AP: I DON'T KNOW FRISK
AP: BUT IT'S COUNTING DOWN TO SOMETHING AND I DON'T THINK IT'S ANY GOOD
FA: I can't stop it!!
FA: You have to run!
AP: SHITSHITSHIT
AP: ALRIGHT I'M LEAVING NOW
AP: FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT OUTDATED FORMAL WEAR

-- freskAbenet [FA] ceased pestering avidProcrastinater [AP] at 16:54 --

[First Guardian]

-- freskAbenet [FA] began pestering luxuriusUncertainty [LU] at 17:00 --

FA: FINN!!
FA: FINN, ANSWER ME!
LU: wat
FA: PLEASE!
LU: omg are you even frisk
LU: hwant happend to her
LU: wha you did to my friend
FA: IT'S ME, FRISK!
LU: hi iguess
LU: hwats with the caps lock
LU: wheres all the points
LU: thes epoints ..........
FA: IT'S REALLY BAD OUT HERE FINN!
LU: whatas
FA: THE FOREST OUTSIDE MY HOME IS ON FIRE!
LU: ogh
FA: ROCKS ARE FALLING FROM THE SKY!
LU: thats sounds like a bad movie
FA: MY HOME IS SHAKING, AND I THINK IT'S ABOUT TO CAVE IN!
LU: and a bad afternnon too
LU: have you though of escaping?
FA: I CAN'T!
FA: I'M SCARED, FINN!
LU: and what im supposed to do
LU: om man
LU: hold on
LU: i guess
LU: fuuuuuuuuucsj
LU: ok if you have a table you can hide in thers
LU: annd,...
LU: this is unexpexted im sorry i cant do tihs
FA: THEY'RE METEORS, FINN!
FA: I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!
LU: AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO
LU: IM SORRY
LU: ARE YOU OK
FA: Um.... oh no oh no oh n ohoooho ono
FA: Wait.
FA: The GAME!
LU: WHATT
LU: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THIS SUTIATION
FA: PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE IT INSTALLED!
LU: yeaaaahh but i was whaiting for oyu
LU: and your special day
FA: OPEN IT! I'M PLAYING IT NOW!
LU: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck ok
LU: if you think thatll make you hapier
LU: and less sacred
LU: its sinstalling now
FA: PLEASE!
FA: YOU'RE INSTALLING IT RIGHT NOW?!
LU: yesss
FA: HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO TAKE?!
LU: a minute or two
LU: idk
FA: Oh no...
LU: you cant rely on pvcs
FA: Please... please hurry please...
LU. IMD DOING AS FASTA AS I CAN
FA: please please pleasepleasepleaseIdon'twannadieplease
LU: HOLD ON
LU: NOW LISTEN
LU: I....
LU: FUKC
FA: What?!
LU: TELL ME SOMETHING HAPPY
LU: TO RELAIVE STRSS
FA: Um....
LU: ILL HELP UNTIL THE GAME FINISHES
FA: UMMMMM.....
LU: YESS?
FA: My name is.... Slim Shady?
LU: AND IM SHERLOCK FUCKING YAGAMI
LU: NICE TO MEET YOU
FA: Ummm...
FA: Who's Sherlock Yagami?!
LU: ME
LU: THATS ALL THERES NEEDS TO BE KNOWS ABOUT THE MATER
LU: NOW
LU: I GIVE YOU THIS NICE BOOOK
LU: ITS COVER ITS ALL BURNT OUT
LU: BECAUSE I STOLE IT FROM PAIGES BURNED HOUSE
LU: SHE DOESNT KNOW IT
FA: Wait...
FA: WHAT?!
LU: AWHAT
FA: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
LU: im playing atounga i ditnt stole anything
LU: i never left my house for fucsk sake
FA: FINN PLEASE
FA: I'M SCARED AND THE METEORS ARE GETTING CLOSER!
LU: ok game done
LU: now wha
FA: OKAY
FA: Umm....
FA: First, Umm...
LU. you tels me
FA: You should... um...
LU: because i know shit about this things
FA: Go to the... server... version..
FA: I have the client up.
LU: already sintalled
FA: Alright. Open it.
FA: And....
FA: This is gonna be..
FA: Really hard to explain, but..
LU: ypou tell me
FA: Once you get in, please...
LU: YOU TELL ME
FA: Please don't dwell on what you might see..
LU: ok
FA: Just press the Enter key to start.
LU: don e
LU: THTASNFNOI WAIT THATS YOUR HOUSE
FA: Um....
LU: WHO THE FUCKS LIVES I NCA ACAVE
FA: Yeah...
FA: I do...
LU: its even decorated
FA: Do you see me?
LU: nice drawigns btw
FA: Thanks..
LU: yess
LU: your tinier that what i expedcted
FA: Sorry... I look... disgusting..
FA: I... haven't told you guys how old I am... I'm sorry...
LU: im 13
FA: 9.
LU: we could go to the scame school
FA: Almost 10.
LU: ok i cant see anythinga bigg...... oh
LU: there iIS FIREOUTSIDE
LU: OMGGOMOGMO
FA: THAT'S THE FIRE!
LU. WHAT I DOT
LU: WHAT YOU DO
FA: OKAY
FA: FIRST..
LU: ARE YOU OK
FA: DO YOU SEE THE THINGY THAT SAYS, Um...
LU: YOU LOOK FINE BUT ARE YOPU REALLY OK
FA: Pher...nillia.. registery?
LU: NOOO
LU: ACTUALYU YESS
FA: CLICK IT!
LU: OKKK
FA: AND THEN FIND A MACHINE CALLED THE CRUXTRODER
LU: YESAH IS RIGHT THERE
FA: CLICK IT AND DEPLOY IT SOMEWHERE IN HERE!
LU. DONE
FA: OKAY!
LU. MAN PEOPLE WHERE RIGHT THIS GAME IS BONMKERS
FA: QUICK
LU: NOW HWAT
FA: HELP ME FIND SOMETHING TO OPEN THE LID!
LU: HOW I DOD THT
LU: AAHHHHHH
LU: DONT GO MAD I GOT THIS
LU: I UUHHH,,,,
LU: WHAT I DOHOSHOULD DO
FA: QUICK!
LU: YES
FA: SMACK THE LID WITH THE BARRELS!
LU: IM HGERE
LU: UUHHH
FA: USE THE MOVE CURSOR TO DO IT!
LU: OK THAT WAS UNEXPXFETED
LU: NOW WHAT
FA: Um....
FA: Wait! I have an idea!
LU: I KEETP PUTTING THE ARTEFACTS
LU: ????
LU: FRIKS THIS ISNT WORKIGN
FA: FINN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
LU: MY BESTT
LU: IM SORRY
FA: CALM DOWN, PLEASE!
FA: !
FA: I NEED YOU!
LU: I NEED YOU TOOO ARE YPU OK
LU: FUCK IASKET THAT LIKE A MILLION TIMES
FA: Hold on! I have an idea!
LU: NOW WHAT
LU: O K
LU: THTAS WAS COOL
FA: FINN!
LU: YESS
FA: I NEED A PUNCH CARD!
LU: WHATS THAT
LU: OHHH
FA: IT'S A THIN THINGY!
LU: NV
LU: ARE YOU SURE THIS GOING TO WORK OUT
LU: ARE PYU OK
LU: TELL YOURE OK
FA: I'm.. I'm Fine..
FA: I just...
FA: Need you to...
FA: Move the cylinder thingy to the..
FA: TOtem Lathe
LU: I DONT KNOW THAWS THAT
FA: It's the...
LU: ALL THES THINGS HAVE WEIRD NAMES
FA: Thingy with the hole in it
LU: IM TRYING IM SURE IM TRYING
FA: That's... big enough for the crystal
LU: OK I THOING I GOT THIS
LU: IS THIGS ONE?
FA: NO! WHERE I'M STANDING!
LU: OK OKO

LU: OMGO GMOMGOGMOG
LU: ARE YU OK?
LU: '???
FA: I'M
FA: I'm Fine..
FA: THis just..
FA: really hurts..
LU: IF YOU THINK THE PAIN IS FUNNY THE N ILTL BE LESS PAINFULL
LU: A TRICK TO DEAL WITH PAIUN
FA: PAIN IS NEVER FUNNY
FA: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
LU: ITS A TRIIIIICK
FA: I DON'T LIKE THAT TRICK!
LU: DONT TAKE ON ME IM SCARED IM TRYING IM DESERIOUS
LU: IM SORRY
FA: JUST HELP ME, PLEASE!
LU: OK KOK
FA: FINN!
LU. YES SISR YES SIR
FA: BRING THAT THINGY TO THE ALCHEMITER!
LU: WHATS AN ALCHEMITERES?
FA: THE BIG PLATFORM!
LU: IF THIS CONTROLS WERE BETER ITLL BE EASITER THIS
LU: IS THATS THE ACLHE- THING?
FA: I KNOW!
FA: IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO FIGURE THEM OUT TOO!
FA: YES! THIS IS IT! PLACE IT DOWN!
LU: WAIT YOU ALREADY PLAYED THIS
LU: I WHOULD HAVE SUSSPECTED YOU KNOWN TOO MUCH
LU: WHHYYY
FA: Wait..
FA: Oh no..
FA: I'm so sorry Finn I forgot!
FA: I just..
FA: I don't know..
LU: IWAS WAITING OFOR OYU
FA: Finn please don't be mad I'm so sorry
LU: IM NOT MAD IM SCARED
FA: DON'T BE SCARED! I NEED YOU, FINN!
LU: YESSS IM HERE
FA: YOU'RE ALL I HAVE RIGHT NOW!
LU: IM ALLSO ALL I HAVE NOW
FA: JUST PLACE THE THINGY NEXT TO ME! WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME!
LU: DONT LEAVE ME ALL ALONE
FA: I NEVER WILL!
LU: I HOEPE THIS IS USEFUILL
FA: THAT'S NOT-
FA: oh no..
LU: WHAT YOU NEED THE THINGIES MORE NEAR?
LU: ANSWR ME
LU: WHAT NEXT
FA: IT's not that!
FA: I just...
FA: need to..
FA: break...
LU: BREAK WAHT
FA: the...
FA: flower...
LU: FIIIIIIIRIIIISKK
LU: NOW WHAT
LU: DO SOMETHING
FA: I just-
FA: I don't know if I can..
LU: SHOULD I DO IT THEN
LU: DO WHAT WXACTLUY?
FA: I need to..
FA: Destroy the flower..
FA: I need to kill it..
FA: But I just...
FA: I don't want to kill it..
FA: I just..
FA: I don't know...
FA: if I can!
LU: SHOULD I DROP THE FIRE THEN?
FA: I DON'T IF IT WOULD WORK!
LU: UUUUHHGGG
LU: I DONT LIKE THOSE NUMBERS FRISK
LU: WHAT I DO NOW
FA: ME NEITHER!
LU: AHHHHHH
FA: THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO, FINN I'M SORRY!
FA: I HAVE TO BREAK IT!
LU: THEN DO IT
LU: YOU CAN DO IT
FA: I....
FA: I don't know if I can!

LU: DO IT

-- luxuriusUncertainty [LU] ceased pestering freskAbenet [FA] at 17:08 --

-- luxuriusUncertainty [LU] began pestering freskAbenet [FA] at 17:09 --

LU: frsik are you dead?
LU: dont teall you died
LU: fuuuuck
LU: this is my fualt
LU: im sooooooo sorrry
LU: FUUUCUCUASHOISANOIANIPASSAPIC
LU: IM GONNA PUNCH MY COMPUTERR FRISK ARE YOU ALIVE DONT MEKATE ME DO THIS
LU: LOOKI WANTED TO DRAWI YOU SOMETHING BUT SINCE YOU DIED IM TELLING YOU NOW
LU: I HAD A SPECIAL GICTFT FOR YOU
LU: ITAWAS NICE
LU: OUR OCS CHIILLING AS THE CHILL DIDUDES THEY ARE
LU: YESSS LOOK AT IT
LU: YOURE NOT DEAD
LU: NIEECE
LU: NICE
LU: HURRA
LU. yeaaaaaaahhhh
FA: Fi-...
FA: Finn...?
LU: YOU OK
LU: ???????
FA: I...
FA: I think so...
LU: GOOOOD
LU: I DID MY JOB
LU: I SAVE YOUR LIFE
LU: IM SUCH A HRERO
LU: yeah
FA: Yeah....
FA: Th-... thank you... Finn..
FA: You... you saved me..
LU: yesss im a very good friend
LU: so mucuh yess
LU: omg i think im foing to need the bathromm for a whiel
LU: im kid off
LU: uhghg
LU: this hwas hardcore
FA: Finn, I...
FA: I'm so so so so so sorry...
FA: I... I don't know...
LU: what youre sorry about
FA: Why I... played without you..
FA: I'm..
LU: ohh
FA: I'm so sorry..
LU: do you thinkg i have the guts to take this right now
LU: FUUUUUUCKCK
FA: Finn?
LU: frisk im sorry i had to do something
LU: wait what wahs that
FA: I...
FA: Something... came out
FA: From the cave entrance, you know..
LU: omg this is going to stop is nt ti ti it
FA: ?
FA: And... it tried to..
FA: IT almost..
FA: I had to..
LU: omg
FA: What have I done..
LU: NOW METERAORS NOW THIS
FA: whathaveidonewhatihavedonewhatihavedone
LU: fuuuuck
LU: did you killed it?
LU: nice work
FA: No no nononononnoon
FA: WhathaveIdoneI'msosorryI'msorryi'msosorry.
LU: are you ok
LU: for the nth time
LU: im sure im not
FA: NO I'M NOT OKAY
LU: but are you?
LU: oh
FA: I JUST KILLED SOMETHING
FA: AND YOU SAY IT'S NICE WORK?!
FA: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!
LU: CANT YOU CALM TH EFUCK DOWN YOUR GONAN MAKE ME HTHROW UP AGAIN
LU: FUUUUUCK
LU: ok i fucked up
LU: fuuuck im sorry
LU: idont know what i did this thime
FA: no... no it's mine
FA: It's all my fault...
FA: I shouldn't have done this... I shouldn't have played this..
LU: ok ok okk letscal everbody the fuck down
LU: uffffff
LU: im
LU: CALM
LU: AS FUCK
LU: YEAH
LU: ok whas the problem
LU: no w i have te time for this
FA: I...
FA: I don't know..
FA: A thing just... came out and..
FA: I had to kill it I...
FA: I didn't know what else to do......
LU: ok calm down
LU: i dont know what happended
LU: but were alll kind of stresssed
LU: we just kind of dyied
LU: so its safe to asyume were not on our best mind now
LU: its find
LU: to react fast
LU: WHEN WE JUST DIED OMG
FA: okay....
LU: rfirks
LU: frisk
LU: friskk
FA: Y-... yes?
LU: how did the thing looked?
LU: there are... things outside
FA: It....
FA: It was...
LU: FUUUUCK DONT DIE
FA: White.... and it...
FA: Turned to dust when I hit it...
LU: THIS IS A FUCKING GAME OF PLANTS CVS ZOMBIES ISNT IT
LU: there are more coming
FA: Wait there's more?!
LU: ZOMBIES ARE COMING
FA: Oh no... I'm trapped!
LU: BRAAAAAAINS
LU: fuckkkkk thts my fault
LU: wait wattttttt
LU: i neeed blu thingis for moving things?
FA; Build... um...
FA: Build grist...
FA: how much, um...
LU: what is even this game
FA: Resources do you have...?
LU: 0
FA: I don't know anymore...
FA: I wish I never got it..
LU: mea neather i should have listened to the online revews this game STIIINKS
LU: WHAT ARAE YOU DOING
LU: TEHRE DANGEROUS
FA: I DON'T KNOW!
LU. SPET ASIDE
FA: I just saw the blue thingy and..
LU: IM SORRY FRIIIISK
FA: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
LU: BUT THIS IS FOR EVRERIONES SFETY
LU: I DONT KNOW
FA: WHAT DID I JUST PICK UP?!
LU: CRYSTAL THNGIES ON THE GROUND
LU: I THINK
FA: Check resources?! Maybe that says something?!
LU: i have more of thiiis..... pink crysal thingi
LU: and blue
FA: Can you...
FA: Do anything with it?
LU: uuhhh.... welll i needed it to move stuff
LU: hwat kind of game charges ouyu for moving stuff
LU: a game needed to save people from meteors aparently
FA: What kind of game gives you stuff for killing people...
LU: theres lots of game for killing things
FA: It's sick and I hate it.
LU: you like not killing things?
LU: weeellll thats a problem
FA: No.... I hate it...
FA: Please... tell me they aren't coming in here..
LU: outside.... tehre are more of those things
LU: FUCKK
FA: I.. I don' want to hurt them..
LU: LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU
LU: this wont stop them but we have more time
FA: okay...
LU: ok friskie now what
FA: I...
FA: I... I don't know...
FA: I don't wanna play anymore...
LU: but you played the game already
LU: wait with who you playedexactly
FA: I...
FA: I played with Ahmed..
FA: Oh no...
FA: Did I...
LU: fuck that guy
FA: Oh no...
LU: i mean
LU: fuck, that guy
LU: punctuation
FA: Oh my god, NO!
LU: WAAAAT NOW?
FA: AHMED!
LU: didd he died
FA: I HAVEN'T CHECKED ON HIM!
LU: omgomgomg
FA: I DON'T KNOW!
FA: OHMYGODNONONONONONONO!"
LU: FRISK CAN I THROW ROCKS AT THE PINK THINGIES WHO MOVE WEIRD
LU: THEYR COMING CLOSER
FA: Keep them back, but please don't kill them!
LU: UUUUUHHHH
FA: I need to find Ahmed! I have to see if he's hurt!
LU: GGGG
FA: oh my god, please don't be hurt.
FA: pleasepleaseplease..
LU: OKKK

LU: FRISKK I CAN MAKE WALLS
LU: uuuuuuhhhh frriiiiisk where di d you got the crystal thingies
LU: and hows ahmed
FA: I'm contacting... him right now and...
FA: You get them...
FA: From the monsters...
LU: like drops?
FA: I...
LU: this is more videgamey than i expected
FA: I think so..
LU: from a videogame surprinsingly
FA: Yeah, it's...
FA: It's just a game...
FA: No one is getting hurt...
FA: just.... just a game...
LU: eyeaah
LU: can a thwor rocks then
FA: Just....
FA: I don't know I.... I don't know...
FA: My head hurts and I'm scared and their are monsters outside and...
LU: alcm down
LU: i got this
LU: seee how i got rid of the ugly monster
LU: theri not hurting you
LU: but i need more grist
FA: just...
FA: Let me check on Ahmed and...
FA: I'll be ready... oh god, I hope I'm ready...
FA: It's just a game... it's just a game...

-- freskAbenet [FA] ceased pestering luxuriusUncertainty [LU] at 17:15 --

LU: yesss but frisk
LU: fuck
LU: DISCONNECTINCG FROM A CRISSIS THIS IS UNACCESPTABLE
LU: FRIIIIIIISSKZ
LU: I DONT WANT YOU TO DIE 2.0
LU: FRIISIISISK

[First Guardian]

-- freskAbenet [FA] began pestering avidProcrastinater [AP] --

FA: AHMED!
FA: I DISCONNECTED AND...
AP: Ah, shit. I see what you mean now. I went to my door and found a couple of feathery assholes inviting themselves in.
AP: That was very rude of them.
FA: oh no...
FA: Are you okay? Did they hurt you?
FA: Please tell me they didn't hurt you...
AP: No, no, nothing like that. They were pushovers, really.  A couple of hits and they crumpled into little pieces and ichor.
AP: It was all really disgusting.
FA: I don't like this game....
FA: And what we're doing in it..
AP: You and me both, Fee. I have an inkling that this isn't just a game anymore though.
FA: It has to be a game...
FA: It's just a game... it's just a game...
AP: Frisk, stay with me here. We'll be just fine, all of us.
FA: I know I just...
FA: You almost died because of me!
AP: I need to figure out where I am first though, can you wait for me while I do that.
FA: If I hadn't played this game then...
FA: Then this wouldn't be happening...
FA: Neither of us would be here and...
FA: No one would be dead...
AP: No, Fee. We agreed to play this game. Both of us, stop blaming yourself for three seconds and realize that. This is on me too. I should've looked up this thing more.
AP: I just did not expect this sort of thing, and you're not to blame for that.
FA: I don't want to hurt anyone...
FA: I don't want anyone to die..
FA: I don't even want to fight the monsters outside...
FA: I just... I don't want this anymore..
AP: Neither do I. But as much as I want to say that this is all a dream, that things WILL get better, I can't.
AP: Only thing I know is that if we want to get out of this situation, we have to act and quickly, I don't like to think about all that could happen while we're holing up in our hidey holes, evading reality.
AP: Frisk, I need to know, are you with me on this?
FA: That... we have to...
FA: Have to... fight?
AP: I don't know if that's necessary just yet. But we can't discount the possibility.
FA: But..
FA: We need to... get out... escape?
AP: I DON'T KNOW FRISK. I just.. don't know what it is we're supposed to be doing.
FA: I'm sorry... I wish I could be of more help...
AP: You'll bee helping just fine by keeping your nerves in check. Can you stay safe while I go out and check what's happening out there? I can't stay in contact at all times.
FA: Finn... he...
FA: He blocked off the way in... nothing is getting in...
FA: It's really... really dark in here though...
AP: Get a lamp or something, it's your house. I have to go now. Stay safe, Fee.
FA: I...
FA: I don't have a lamp..
AP: Then how did you-? Nevermind, turn the brightness up on your laptop? Or maybe go to sleep, I'll make sure to write you first thing tomorrow.
FA: Okay..... I'll.. I'll try...
FA: Bye, Ahmed.... I'll.. I'll try and be safe...
AP: Sleep tight. I'll be off now.
FA: Bye Ahmed..

-- freskAbenet [FA] ceased pestering avidProcrastinater [AP] --