Omniverse Pick Up Lines

[Caira Ayryn]

whelp. This had to happen. Add your own!

"Girl, you make my knees feel like Guu."

"Man, are we in the Underverse? Because I feel like it's really burning up in here."

[Minato Namikaze]

It's not good... but I think it's relevant.

"Girl, did I just get here? Because you light up my Nexus"

[Caira Ayryn]

It's not good... but I think it's relevant.

"Girl, did I just get here? Because you light up my Nexus"

Nonsense Daniel that one is welcomed! XD

I want to see a really good one about omni, something along the lines of, " I only have eyes for you"

[Minato Namikaze]

"You must be related to Tartaros, because I just wanna take your hand."

I hope that makes sense...

[Caira Ayryn]

"You must be related to Tartaros, because I just wanna take your hand."

I hope that makes sense...

KEEP GOING YOU ARE ON A ROLL.

[Red-Hood]

Here's one:

"Girl when I'm around you I'm like harbinger, you make me change colors"


Thinking along the lines of blushing, couldn't thing of a better way to put that lol

[Red-Hood]

"Do you have stealth? Cause a girl like you is impossible to find."

[Crocodile]

A male Gerudo is born only once every hundred years. A gal like you only comes around once an eternity.

Girl, are you ready to be assimilated? Because I want to be inside you.

What you doing tonight? Because we're going to make that Enel/Ganondorf fanfic look tame.

Hey, are you Nippur? Because I'm about to lay the LAW on that ass.

[Harlan Higgs]

LADY YOU WANT MAKE GRUNDY MAD? BECAUSE GRUNDY SMASH.

[Crocodile]

Girl, are you Solomon Grundy? Because you're like a Hulk ripoff.

[Crocodile]

Girl, did you kill some Stormtroopers? Cuz there's a bounty on dat ass!

[Sans]

"say, did you know you have a skeleton inside you? well.... want another one?"

"wanna bone?"

"pretend that i am gamzee and you are faygo. i wanna eat you up forever and ever."

"Say, are you the Fields? Because I want to completely and utterly wreck your shit........wait."

[Omni]

"Do you have eyes, Omni?"
Omni: "only 4 u bby" *grows a pair of creepy eyes*

Samus: "Is that a power missile or are you just happy to see me?"

im not good at pick up lines

[Tartaros]

"I lost my right hand. Mind he-"

"You must be related to Tartaros, because I just wanna take your hand."

MOTHERFUCKER. :frogsiren:

[Alex]

Hey, are you Nippur? Because I'm about to lay the LAW on that ass.

This one almost made me spit out my morning coffee. Well done.

[Magus]

"You would make a suitable mate. I suggest we meet to copulate as many times as possible until I grow tired of you."

Magus doesn't court much.

[Violet]

"Boobs."

[Amaterasu]

"Wanna hunt for the Potara earrings, so we can be together forever?" Or: "I'd buy Fusion and Symbiosis just for you!"
"Did it hurt when you fell from the Oververse?"
"Be the sun in my life - screw Amaterasu!"
"I think Enel just struck me with lightning... never mind, it was just you."
"You blow me off my feet like a Warlock Punch."
"Want my Omnilium all over you?"

Granite: "I'm already rock solid, but when you're around I get even harder than that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
Thor: "I'd run around the whole EquaTHOR just to see you."
Luffy: "Can I mushroom stamp you repeatedly?"
Adam: "Ay gurl, you got..." Puts on glasses. "A DAMn fine ass."

And some power/proficiency related ones:
"When I see you, my spear ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) grows so big, it needs Ranged Proficiency."
"If we want to be together, I'm definitely gonna need Growth. But I won't need Malleability anymore."
"Gurl, we'll be in my bed so fast, you'll be thinking that I used Teleportation."

[Kaylee]

Akame: "Baby, you're the only target I don't want to murder ruthlessly"
Amber: "You can't keep up with Kitty anyways. My claws are Razorback sharp."
Condom Fox: "I'm my own damn pick up line."

[Yukika Inoue]

Gurl, you're as delicate as Demetri is fragile. frogc00l