gardenGnostic's PesterOmni Memo

[Jade Harley]

MOOD: Chummy.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 2:15 --

GG: well then!!
GG: i am in the nexus now, just outside of the camelot portal if you guys want to turn up anytime soon
GG: would it be too weird if i were to say that i feel..... a disturbance in the force????? :o
GG: lol :p
GG: theres something weird going on in any case, but im not going to worry about it very much right now
GG: im glad to hear that you will be joining us, nomadicneutrality!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GG: you wont regret it, i promise!!! :)


-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 2:21 --

[Stuart Gillman-Street]

MOOD: Chummy.

-- denimHair [DH] responded to the memo: hello?? at 22:33 --

DH: Hello anyone?
DH: is this working?

-- denimHair [DH] responded to the memo: hello?? at 22:33 --

[Demetri Malius]

Mood: Rancorous

-- informativeAnonymous [IA] responded to memo: hello?? at 2:31—

IA: Alas, I am out of that mess that is now the ruins of Nippur.
IA: I am ashamed to say that our side was not successful.
IA: However, I was able to scavenge a few weapons of some of the war participants.
IA: Two of both some powerful ranged firing weapon that uses a small powder and a metal casing as ammo, as well as these mysterious daggers which contain a gem in each.
IA: I do wish I had kept those gauntlets, the damned child, I will seek him when i have the time.
IA: For now, after seeing battle not once but twice in the same sitting, I must straiten up my act in order to further pursue my career.
IA: I shall be making myself scarce among the dataverse, as it is most likely soon that I shall be wanted among many, due to some of my actions.
IA: However, I shall be deciding on where to head to next for the time being.

-- mechanicalMenace [MM] responded to the memo: hello?? at 12:33 --

MM: CREATORRR! (ô)
MM: I am still in the Nexus, I have regrouped with the secondaries from my journey earlier.
MM: It seems that the "Smiling One" has turned them into primes! (ö)
MM: I wonder if that means I could've been a prime too...
MM: Well maybe next time


IA: Ah! IRIS, it seems that you are well.
IA: Secondaries into primes you say?
IA: Interesting
IA: If you are in the white travelling area, then I shall meet with you shortly.
IA: Hopefully there isn't much going on.
IA: I plan to recover once I have found a decent place to rest.
IA: Perhaps I shall acquire a base of sorts, though i shall refrain from revealing its location on this memo.


MM; Sounds like a successful plan to me!
MM: But I still need a new body, maybe you can make me one?
MM: Or maybe Richtoffen can do it?
MM: Also I have been talking with him.
MM: Maybe we should recruit him into the Institute!
MM: I'll see you when you get here.

-- mechanicalMenace [MM] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 2:39 --

IA; Ah, yes... about that.
IA: I suppose I shall tell her when we meet.
IA: In either case, it seems that some of you are in the Nexus as well, if time so permits, perhaps I can meet some of you.
IA: If any of you wish yo speak to me further, you can send an email to the address attached to my profile.
IA: I should point out that IRIS was the one who made it.
IA: I should be getting a new one soon.
IA: Although I will be scarce, I suspect IRIS is attached to this messenger and will respond often.
IA: Until we meet.

-- informativeAnonymous [IA] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 2:43 --[/quote]

[Stuart Gillman-Street]

MOOD: Confused.

-- denimHair [DH] responded to the memo: hello?? at 17:24 --

DH: Oh is this like a social network thing?
DH: Hold on
DH: can i...
DH: W3ll th1s 1s pr3tty c00l
DH: h4v3 1 t4k3n tH15 2oo f4r??
DH: that's better

-- denimHair [DH] responded to the memo: hello?? at 17:28 --

[Jade Harley]

MOOD: Chummy.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 2:56 --

GG: sorry i havent been able to reply to the memo, im a little busy right now!!
GG: theres some guy who seriously looks like he wants to turn me into swiss cheese
GG: hopefully things can be deescalated soon, even if he is making me kind of mad :(
GG: sorry again!!!!!!


-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 2:57 --

[Moon]

Mood: Not set

-- hybridAmnesiac [HA] responded to the memo: hello?? at 3:08 --

HA: Well, here I am. Made it to the tower, and waiting for you.
HA: Or, the group? There seems to be more than one on their way.
HA: Anyway, fun news.
HA: I can apparently summon giant laser-shooting cow skulls now?
HA: Yes, it's absolutely as strange as it sounds.
HA: It's really cool, though. So, hey. That's good.
HA: So, anyway. Just knocked on the door. Wish me luck, folks.

-- hybridAmnesiac [HA] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 3:16 --

[Stuart Gillman-Street]

MOOD: Not set.

-- denimHair [DH] responded to the memo: hello?? at 22:28 --
DH: What?
DH: Cow?
DH: who are these people?
DH: green person? reddish mahogany person? Help?

-- denimHair [DH] responded to the memo: hello?? at 22:30 --

[The Rogue]

MOOD: Palsy

-- BulletTechnician [BT] responded to memo at 5:54--

BT: Ωαος Ι'ϝε βεεν αωαψ φρομ τηις ωαψ το λονγ, ανδ δαμν ιτ μψ σξριπτ ξηανγεδ ηολδ ον, γιϝε με α σεξονδ.
BT: Ahhh, that's better. Well time for an update: I made two friends, one is a soldier
BT: from my universe, but in the past, and the other….is something that can control weather
BT: he has two minds in his brain, one tries to be neutral and the other tries to behave but is
BT: chaotic I guess. I don't really know. We did end up going to the Vasty Deep, but now
BT: the weather guy (named Somerled) has gone missing.
BT: So that's that, and DD I have that feeling about you too...could you be from my universe
BT: as well?. Ι δον'τ κνοω ιφ μψ οτηερ φριενδ ωαντς το γο λοοκ γορ τηε οτηερ γυψ, Ι ωιλλ μακες υπδατες ωηεν Ι ξαν. Σιγνινγ οφ φορ νοω ~ΒΤ

-- BulletTechnician [BT] ceased responding to memo at 6:14--

[Jade Harley]

MOOD: Chipper.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 8:06 --

GG: oh, its so good to be back in the frozen fields!!!!!!!!
GG: not as great as being back home would be, though :/
GG: in case anyone was wondering just what the fields might contain, let me put it to you this way
GG: imagine that you are standing in a bowl filled about halfway with snow!!
GG: it is a nice bowl, maybe porcelian, and you cant tell the difference between the bowls surface and the chilly stuff you are standing in
GG: so you spend a lot of time trying to figure out where you are, all confused and lost and with your feet sliding ineffectually against slippery ice :p
GG: but then!!!!
GG: then even more snow starts to be poured into the bowl, and it seems like it will just never let up! you are practically drowning in the stuff!!
GG: that is what the frozen fields is like! pretty spectacular, huh??
GG: it has its own special charm, but its always a good idea to be well prepared for extreme weather situations such as this
GG: i hope to see you soon hybridamnesiac, unless you have already moved on!! in which case we will definitely have to meet up later :)
GG: denimhair.....????
GG: oh!! the cow skulls, haha
GG: i have no idea about that either :p
GG: you can call me jade, by the way!! if it isnt a problem, might i know your name, too??
GG: it has been nice talking to you, in any case :)
GG: as for you, bullettechnician!!
GG: first off, hi again!! your words are doing the fancy thing again, i am not sure if that was intentional but its super neat, nonetheless!
GG: and nealaphh!! rebecca is safe and sound, dont you worry one bit about that
GG: she is such a great traveling companion, im sure you knew that already but it just begs reiteration!!
GG: i hope you are recovering well, and wish you the best of luck in your quest for a greater understanding of the omniverse!!!!!!
GG: say hi to sir monroe for me, would you??
GG: if it wouldnt be too much for me to ask, is his building project going well???
GG: it sounds like such a huge aspiration to take on, i hope its working out okay!!
GG: anyways, i have an exploration crew to look after, the fields are pretty treacherous!
GG: goodbye for now!! :)


-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 8:23 --

[Jak Mar]

MOOD: Confused

-- OrangeLightning OL] responded to the memo: hello?? at 8:06 --

OL: Orange Lightning here, I heard NB went down..
OL: Now I feel bad for Shay... gahhh
OL: *sighs* I'm getting patched up here in a town, Keep away from Vic, Jak. I know you want revenge against him, but it isn't worth it pal...

-- OrangeLightning OL ceased responded to the memo: hello?? at 9:00 --

[Super Mario]

Mood: Chipper

--guitarArt [GA] responded to the memo: hello? at 4:02--

GA: hello!!!
GA: my name is noodle, and well, I just got here
GA: so i'm trying to figure out what this phone does, and I found this! weird, huh?
GA: i'm in this weird white land, with a few arches and a fountain. whats with that?
GA: anyway, i'l be here for a while so respond whenever, thanks!!!!!

--guitarArt [GA] ceased responding to the memo: hello? at 4:15--

[Jade Harley]

MOOD: Chipper.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 8:30 --

GG: hi daxter!!! :)
GG: i havent heard from jak for a while, he must be pretty busy or something
GG: of course he is always free to respond to this memo to prove me wrong, hehe!!
GG: also, :o!!!!!
GG: a new friend!!!!!!!
GG: hello noodle, im jade!!
GG: its so nice to speak with you, i guess youre totally new here, huh??
GG: as far as i know, everyone turns up in the weird white place sometime or another upon their arrival in the omniverse
GG: in fact, im pretty sure it serves as a major conduit of travel between the different verses scattered around!!
GG: how neat is that?? :p
GG: anyways, i only know of a few, and ive visited two out of the whole lot of them!!!!
GG: the frozen fields is a super chilly, surprisingly pretty verse with vicious snowbeasts lumbering around and two groups who are at odds with one another, the dwarves and the trolls!
GG: ive only ever met a couple of dwarves, but they were very nice and only curious about the house i had built in their home verse, so i cant exactly speak for what these trolls are like
GG: id imagine they are very different from the ones i know!!! :o
GG: the other verse i visited was camelot, maybe that would be a safe enough place for you to venture into???
GG: im not sure if that place is exactly safe for people who seem nonhuman, though... ive read some things on the dataverse that are less than welcoming :(
GG: and i would just avoid the endless dunes altogether, you can probably figure out why with a little browsing around!!!!!!
GG: the pale moors, as my friend machinafactor mentioned a loooooong while back, is inhabited by undead warlocks and shambling zombies, soooo i would take extreme caution when going there
GG: the tangled green seems like your best bet, though!!
GG: it has a nice little civilization that welcomed some wandering friends of mine with open arms, so im really very grateful to them for that!!!!
GG: i will have to thank their leader in person, one day :)
GG: do you have any specific questions?? im sorry that i couldnt be of more help, its so tough to understand everything that is going on here sometimes
GG: ack!! i have to go for now, bye!!!! :c


-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 8:39 --

[Moon]

Mood: Not set

-- hybridAmnesiac [HA] responded to the memo: hello?? at 9:49 --

HA: Alright, some shit went down, I think.
HA: There was a weird ghost guy, and he summoned a bunch of Primes to a temple, where basically, we were told to find 6 relics. The one who brought them all back would get one of them.
HA: Of course, since there were 30 or so of us, this quickly turned into an arena fight where the ground was slowly sinking away.
HA: And, well, I was beat around quite a lot. There were a lot of really powerful Primes, most of which had really good weapons to attempt to kill me with.
HA: There was a white-ish robot guy, two ninjas, a fucking armor kid, a short mouse thing(?), a couple of redheads, an ice-princess or whatever, and more that I didn't see. Those were only ones that I went up against. I lost every one of these little altercations, then I pretty much let myself die to lightning.
HA: Needless to say, it wasn't a good time.
HA: I'm still rather pissed right now about it. So if I'm not by the tower when you all get there, that's why.
HA: Nevertheless, I'll try to make it over there again. No promises that I'll catch up in time for the adventure, though.
HA: Sucks to be said, but shit happens.
HA: Anyway. It's been a pleasure to talk to you too, Jade.
HA: I don't actually know my name. I'll explain the gist at another point, but I go by Jupiter for now.
HA: Anyway, I'd better get a move on if I want to get over there. I'll talk to you later.

-- hybridAmnesiac [HA] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 9:57 --

[Jade Harley]

MOOD: Chipper.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 10:40 --

GG: an isolated event of death, huh??
GG: sounds like a real awful situation :(
GG: well, at least youre out of there, right?????
GG: also, did anyone else see that crazy yellow alert????????
GG: it seems like shit is about to hit the fan in the nexus!! :o
GG: you had best get out of there super fast, jupiter, if you havent already
GG: ill be waiting to receive a message about your safety!!!!!!
GG: goodbye!! :)


-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 10:42 --

[Dave Strider]

MOOD: Rambunctious

-- turntechGodhead [TG]  responded to the memo: hello?? at 22:28 --

TG: jade
TG: jade please tell me this is you
TG: if i see any other eyeless white douches im going to jump straight into this fountain
TG: im just gonna throw this omnilium bullshit into it
TG: and ill drown in this freaks idea of playdough
TG: like seriously
TG: i needed to coat my glasses in this in order for them to actually work
TG: who else is here
TG: and why isnt there any good culture on the internet of this place
TG: i need to spread the religion of sbahj here
TG: also i need to talk to you
TG: there was some shit that went down
TG: im not sure how much you remember
TG: but i need to know how much you remember or even if you remember more than i have
TG: this shit sounds complicated
TG: mostly because it is
TG;this place in more confusing that an oversized hedge maze
TG: except the maze is a circle
TG: so you know you are being fucked over
TG: you just dont know what the hell to do about it
TG: anyways
TG: yeah
TG: if its really you we need to talk

-- turntechGodhead [TG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 3:10 --
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[Jade Harley]

MOOD: Chummy.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 4:13 --

GG: dave!!!!!!!!
GG: i am so glad to hear from you, you have absolutely no idea!!!!!
GG: and of course its me, silly!! who else could i possibly be?? :p
GG: gosh, everyone is showing up here it seems like! maybe we have found our ultimate reward, after all????
GG: hmmmmmmmm......
GG: probably not!!
GG: and uhmmm, the last thing i remember, lets see...
GG: oh, right!!! i was on the golden yard, going to see you and rose and everyone else!!
GG: and then... something happened to john and davesprite????
GG: lowas blew up for some reason and killed them! :c
GG: i really hope i get to see them again
GG: but yeah, thats just about all that i can remember specifically!! why??
GG: did something weird happen???? is it that crazy alternate timeline bullshit????????
GG: where are you, anyway?? the nexus, right?????
GG: !!!!!!
GG: watch out for murderous flaming skeletons, please!!!!!!!

-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 4:28 -

[Super Mario]

Mood: Not set

-- hybridAmnesiac [HA] responded to the memo: hello?? at 2:03 --

HA: Well, been a while since I've seen this thing.
HA: Remember the alert thing? I tried to help. 
HA: Shit indeed hit the fan. Really fast, too. Four people somehow fused together and started destroying people. Me included.
HA: I managed to make it out of there, into the Ashen Steppes.
HA: A lot of people unfortunately didn't make it. No banishments, though, to my knowledge. That's good for something.
HA: I got stuck in a volcano for a little bit, while I was in the Steppes. My strategy of calling for help didn't turn out well.
HA: I got out of there eventually, though. Now I'm back in the Nexus, and things have certainly calmed down.
HA: Anyway, I just wanted to send that safety message you wanted.
HA: Suppose I'll be off.

-- hybridAmnesiac [HA] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 2:12 --

[Sans]

Mood: Not Set

-- sleepySciencebro [SS] responded to the memo: hello?? at 11:16 --

SS: excuse me, but does anyone here know how to bake a cake?
SS: there's a very important birthday party coming up, and I need a snail cake with salt frosting and butternut filling in the middle.
SS: in, like, 2 minutes.
SS: what do


-- sleepySciencebro [SS] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 11:17 --

[Jade Harley]

MOOD: Chummy.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 9:13 --

GG: hey guys!!
GG: long time no see :p
GG: whats new aside from...
GG: ....
GG: ....
GG: snail cakes?????
GG: sorry sciencebro, i dont know anything about baking!!
GG: cool chumhandle though!!!!

-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 9:15 --

[Tearen Wover]

Mood: Chummy

--DadThulhu [DT] responded to the memo: hello? at 9:40--

DT: Hey there sweetheart.
DT: Sorry I was gone for so long; the Underverse is a bit of a slog.
DT: But, I am back in town now.
DT: Not sure where you are in the Verse, but I would like to pick up Rebecca now, if possible.
DT: I can meet you at your tower.
DT: I used to be primordialPersistance, by the way.
DT: I changed my chum handle; the previous one seemed too pretentious.
DT: Anyway.
DT: I will see you soon.
DT: Give my love to Becquerel and Rebecca.
DT: Until then.
DT: Stay safe.


--DadThulhu [PP] ceased responding to the memo: hello? at 9:42--