Who's the oldest one of all?

[Ganondorf]

This Ganondorf was pulled from just after OoT, so he's in his late thirties. Counting his reincarnation as Demise's hate, he's a few thousand years old, but that's probably cheating.

[Dean Winchester]

Dean's official birthday (IC Dean, not me) is in '69. He is older then I am!

[Tom Marvolo Riddle]

Voldemort was born prior to World War II, and Tom was made complete with the death of Moaning Myrtle... so that was 1948, older if you include Voldemort's youthful memories. But bare minimum is 45 years old

[Amaterasu]

A list so far, I would say, would be as follows (Oldest to youngest)

Clear Ages

Tartaros (10400)

Okor (10218)

Somerled (2500-3000)

Renji (2000)

Shang (1100)

Remilia Scarlet (500)

Adam Gaite (around 12 x 14, so 168ish)

Tom Riddle (83 - I calculated that if he was 16 in 1948 when he made his diary, he would have been born in 1932)

Vincent (60ish)

Dean Winchester (46)

Ganondorf (late thirties)

Doomguy (late twenties)

Kakashi, Jupiter, Trixie (25)

Strazio (mid twenties)

Kanda (19)

Weiss, Blake, Yang (18-19)

Ruby (16)

Jade (16)

Sasuke (14ish)

Proto Man (3)

Stewie (1)

Dark Link (Pulled to the Omniverse at the moment he began to exist)

Unclear Ages: (listed in the order according to my assumptions)

Invoker (since the beginning of time, but how "old" is the Dotaverse? Likely very, very old though)
Crowley (since biblical times, Eden. Not a clear indication either, but Eden... probably very old too)
Sans ("Couple hundred years old")
Colonel (30s or 40s ever since he was created, which is unsure as to when that was)
Gilgamesh (early thirties, maybe? But he's a half-god so he's probably older than he looks)
Arthuria (is older than what she looks like according to lore)
Enzo Matrix (3 different ages in "real", "digital" and "digital accelerated" measures)
Amaterasu (couple of months at most, if we only count her most recent incarnation)

[Jade Harley]

Minimum for Crowley would be 200,000 years, I guess. The max would probably be 3.8 billion years ago. Maaaybe. It just kind of depends, but I would go with the minimum.

[Black☆Star]

14ish for Black Star. What a young'un

[Omni]

For PLAYER primes it'd have to be Nealapph, no? He's an elder god.

[Kopaka]

Nealaphh's age is actually sort of an interesting conundrum.

Nealaphh as a human, Tearen, was about 30 years old when he died and was reincarnated on the Nameless Planet, and spent another five years there before becoming an Enigma.

When that happened, it began to exist outside of time, meaning that the entire multiverse existed as a state of here/now to Nealaphh; it simply had to choose when and where to be and it would be there. So if you asked how old Nealaphh was in its native Multiverse, the answer is 'no'....or 'infinity'.

If we're talking about Nealaphh in the Omniverse, however, it is only a few weeks old, since this is the first time it's ever occupied its current body.


...so I dunno pick one.



Kopaka is 1,000 something.

[Schwi Dola]

Desco is using 9 years old but she could be as young as a couple years. No canon age.

Geno has no canon age and no real frame of reference to define it.

[Magus]

Depends on how you measure it.

Magus is physically in his thirties, but if you count when he was born, since he's a time traveller, he's closer to 13,035 years old or so.

[The Rogue]

Connor is 23

[Jak Mar]

Jak is 19
Daxter is a Ottsel god so ???

[Guu]

For PLAYER primes it'd have to be Nealapph, no? He's an elder god.

Nealaphh is a complicated case as he didn't start out that way, but yeah, read his post...

However, my version of Guu IS an Elder God (sort of), so she's pretty dang old.


Pinkie Pie is either around 18, or 15. According to the show creator, ponies grow to maturity at an early age and join the workforce much sooner than humans do. This kind of makes sense with Equestrian society as every single pony is magically destined to do a task as early as elementary school and high school is kind of pointless if you already know what to do for the rest of your life. If all this is canon, that would make Pinkie 15 or younger. However, from the perspective of a parent, they would look like high school drop outs, so that would explain why they're ages haven't been stated...

[Eleanor Lamb]

Mickey is 80-something. 87?

Jessica is around 30.

[Amber Veritz]

A list so far, I would say, would be as follows (Oldest to youngest)

Clear Ages

Tartaros (10400)

Okor (10218)

Somerled (2500-3000)

Renji (2000)

Shang (1100)

Remilia Scarlet (500)

Adam Gaite (around 12 x 14, so 168ish)

Tom Riddle (83 - I calculated that if he was 16 in 1948 when he made his diary, he would have been born in 1932)

Vincent (60ish)

Dean Winchester (46)

Ganondorf (late thirties)

Doomguy (late twenties)

Kakashi, Jupiter, Trixie (25)

Strazio (mid twenties)

Akame (Early twenties)

Kanda (19)

Weiss, Blake, Yang (18-19)

Amber Veritz (17)

Ruby (16)

Jade (16)

Sasuke (14ish)

Proto Man (3)

Stewie (1)

Dark Link (Pulled to the Omniverse at the moment he began to exist)

Unclear Ages: (listed in the order according to my assumptions)

Invoker (since the beginning of time, but how "old" is the Dotaverse? Likely very, very old though)
Crowley (since biblical times, Eden. Not a clear indication either, but Eden... probably very old too)
Sans ("Couple hundred years old")
Colonel (30s or 40s ever since he was created, which is unsure as to when that was)
Gilgamesh (early thirties, maybe? But he's a half-god so he's probably older than he looks)
Arthuria (is older than what she looks like according to lore)
Enzo Matrix (3 different ages in "real", "digital" and "digital accelerated" measures)
Amaterasu (couple of months at most, if we only count her most recent incarnation)

FIXED IT.

[Carn_Val]

Carn is a weird anomaly, turning 12 galactic years old. :omni:

[Trixie]

Trixie is in her 20's. She's 25. WHY DO PEOPLE FORGET ME!

[A.S.P.E.C.T]

I don't think Dark Link counts. And I will turn this thread around and take home the youngest Prime trophy at 30 days old. If anyone objects, I will park my Crawler on them.

[Kakashi Hatake]

Trixie is in her 20's. She's 25. WHY DO PEOPLE FORGET ME!

You're lumped in with me and Jupes.

[Kirano Jr]

Blackfire: 20
BJ: 16