Who's the oldest one of all?

[Amaterasu]

Mirror mirror on the wall... [insert thread title here]

So, how old is your character? Have they been around since biblical times or such?
The oldest one shall earn the (not so) prized bragging right to call themselves "The oldest Prime"! Bring it on!

Amaterasu's hard to determine as she was reincarnated into her wolf form, which is only a few months old... but her previous incarnations go way back, so she is either very young or very old.

TIER LIST

(All numbers are years)

God Tier: I'm not even counting anymore (> 100.000)
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King Ghidorah - At least 65.000.000
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Tier 1: The Grim Reaper's given up on me (10.000 - 99.999)
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Illidan Stormrage - 15.000+
Tartaros - 10.400
Okor Paleblood - 10.218
Lord Zedd - 10.059
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Tier 2: You kids get off my lawn! (1.000 - 9.999)
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Somerled Murdoch - 2700
Renji - 2000
Shang Tsung - 1100
Kopaka - 1000something
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Tier 3: Clinging to life (500 - 999)
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Chronoire Schwarz VI - 700+
Remilia - 500
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Tier 4: Grandpa's grandpas (100 - 499)
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Kelly MacAryn - 432
Agent Smith - 400
Hellboy - 328
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Tier 5: Grandpas (50 - 99)
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Mickey Mouse - 87
Tom Riddle -83 (If he was 16 in 1948 when he made his diary, he would have been born in 1932)
Vincent Valentine - 60
Violet - 50
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Tier 6: Adults (10 - 49)
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Vision - 49
Dean Winchester - 47
Alexander Anderson - 45-46
Raal Deathwind - 43
Colonel - 40
Gildarts - 40
Ganondorf - 38/39
Jim Raynor - 38/39
Magus - 34/35
Hiro Protagonist - 30
Jessica - 30
Doomguy - 28/29
Sarah Kerrigan - 28
Neptune - 26
Jupiter - 25
Kakashi - 25
Strazio - 25
Stuart Gillman-Street - 25
Trixie Zulenka - 25
Connor Hound - 23
Zack Fair - 23
Akame - 22/23
Arthuria Pendragon - 22
Desman Black - 21/22
Blackfire - 20
Dawn - 20
Ezrihel - 19
Jak Mar - 19
Usopp - 19
Yu Kanda - 19
Blake Belladonna - 18
Jon Snow - 18
Weiss Schnee - 18
Yang Xiao Long - 18
Amber Veritz - 17
Joline - 17
Sonic - 17
Bowser Junior - 16
Jade Harley - 16
Ruby Rose - 16
Adam Gaite - 14
Sasuke Uchiha - 14
Moon - 12/13
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Tier 7: Kids (1 - 9)
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Desco - 9
Ditto - 4
Sun Ogong - 4
Proto Man - 3
Earthworm Jim - 2
Stewie - 1
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Tier 8: Babies (> 1 year)
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Luci - A couple of months
A.S.P.E.C.T - 30 days (Please correct me if the player changed characters recently and is referring to his pre-swap character!)
Dark Link - Was pulled into the Omniverse in the same instant that he became a living being
Erika - Was born in the Omniverse. I guess same age as Dark Link.
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Other: N/A (Alphabetically ordered)
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A.J. Crowley (He's been around since "biblical times", the Garden of Eden etc. This could be 200.000 to 3.800.000.000.000 years)
Amaterasu (if reincarnation counts, it's thousands of years. If not, it's a few months)
Caira (one year younger than her player, Sammy. Not sure how old she is IRL <_<)
Carn Val (12 galactic years, no idea how much that's in Earth years)
Chara and Frisk (They look 10-12 years old but seem quite mature in mental age)
Daxter (No known age)
Enzo Matrix (I ain't even gonna bother, read it yourself)
Geno (No canon age nor reference)
Gilgamesh (Probably older than he looks because he's not wholly human)
Guu (Elder God, so she's old but no exact age or range)
Helel ("As old as the dimension he's from", another one that exists outside of time)
Invoker (Since the beginnings of time of the Dota-verse)
Nealaphh (Unclear because he existed outside of time. See here)
Okuu (Complete guesswork, could be mid 20s. See for yourself)
Pinkie Pie (In terms of maturity she's 18 but ponies mature faster, so the physical age would be less)
Sans (A few hundred years?)
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Note: People are categorized based on how long they have been alive since their birth - not the age they physically look. Also, if someone was alive, then died and later came back to life that time spent dead doesn't count towards their age.

[Gilgamesh]

I think Gilgamesh is from the earliest time period but I think Shang and the Marines have the longest lifespan

Side note- Moved to Darkestverse cause it seems more fitting there

[Jade Harley]

Jade's around 16. Crowley has been around since Biblical times, yes. Eden. Uh.

[Doomguy]

Doomguy is in his late 20s. This obviously doesn't make him old by any stretch of the imagination, but it does make him a sight older than most of the teenagers running around the place.

Remilia Scarlet is the ripe age of 12 500. Which is a decent amount, but definitely not winning

[Strazio Rockwell]

If I had to guess it would probably be Nealphhh or Omni with the 40kers as runner ups.

Strazio Is pretty young, mid twenties.

Renji has been around for about 2000 years.

Valerie is also quite a bit older than he looks, but I don't wish to spoil anythings.

[King Axorn]

Koren could be a really good candidate for this since he's been around for a loooooong time. Plus he's been hopping between different dimensions where time could flow differently for that dimension only.

Time to read through the huge backstory I have stored on a word document on my computer and figure out his age.

*sigh*

[Roger Smith]

Adam is aroundabouts 14 or so, physically speaking. If Weird Time Shit is thrown into the mix he's closer to about twelve times that age. Moderately impressive but nothing in the great scheme of things.

Colonel is an indeterminable number of decades and some change old, but probably about as old as he seems to be, around 30s or 40s. Of course he's been that exact 'age' since he was created so that's weird.

[Kakashi Hatake]

Kakashi is 25, Vincent is around 60.

Boring.

[Proto Man]

Proto Man looks like an 11 or 12 year old.

Physically, he was... 3 when he was pulled into the Omniverse.

Shang is floating around the 1100 mark.

[Sasuke Uchiha]

Sasuke was 13-14 when I pulled him to the Omni in march of 2015. Not sure how old that makes him now, but yea, he's a fiery, young upstart.

[Tartaros]

Warp shenanigans makes it more complicated, but through pure chronology Tart must be some 10,400 years old. Damn kids...

[Enzo Matrix]

Matrix might technically make the title of "Youngest Prime" since he's from a world inside a computer that makes seconds roughly the equivalent of years. So technically, he's less than a minute old. That said, to them time passes normally relative to ours, so he would technically be in his mid to late 20s, when everything is adjusted. EXCEPT he spent much of his youth in the games, which accelerated his aging relative to even his own world, so he might actually be 12 or 13 to his friends and family (minus AndrAIa and Frisket, who were with him for those adventures and aged alongside him). His age is given in binary at three points in the series, he starts as "01" then later is "10" and then is told that he hasn't been gone as long as he thinks, so he's only "11". But since time is all sorts of screwy in that world, there's no measure of what "3" refers to.

ReBoot has a very deep and fascinating lore that is never really explained in any depth.

Zack, on the other hand, is 23.

So no, neither of my guys are in the running for oldest.

[Sans]

I'm willing to think that Sans is at least a couple hundred years old.

[Artoria Pendragon]

Blake's what, 18? 19?
Arthuria's uh... X hundred years old.

[Moon]

Jupiter here is 25. So, uh, there.

[Yu Kanda]

Kanda 19 stewie is 1

[Clownpiece]

Somerled was "born" around the time Japan started to settle down into villages and rely more heavily on agriculture, putting him near the final Jōmon to early Yayoi periods, making him around 2,500 to 3,000 years old. Unsurprisingly, he doesn't remember much of those first years.

[Claptrap]

Invoker was born shortly after the beginning of time itself.

[Okor]

Ten thousand, two hundred, and eighteen. For over ten thousand consecutive birthdays, I have received plague as a present.

[Trixie]

Trixie is 25