What's This? A Parody of a Parody

[Mami Tomoe]

Because reasons (it's like 5 am and i can't sleep), I felt like doing a thing. That thing, because I re-found this little gem*, happened to be parody-ing a parody. This details my experience on the Omniverse with Mammers. Enjoy. Or don't. I'm tired. Please let me sleep.
NOTE: Yeah, I didn't do a fantastic job rhyming. Or with syllables. But shush. I'm not familiar with the song. I did the best I could with the patience of a very tired teenager. I know I really, really screwed up the second verse (Ha! Verse!), but... tired. :effort:
Question: Does this even belong here? I'm not sure. I just figured it'd be more fitting here than in the Whateververse, and I doubt it'd fit in Omniverse Discussion, so. Move it if you feel like, mod-people, because I don't mind where it goes - anywhere's fine.~

*YO. THERE BE SPOILERS FOR GAME OF THRONES IN THAT VIDEO. Don't watch it if you want to watch/read/whatever Game of Thrones.

What's this? What's this? A site for roleplaying
What's this? I've longed for such a thing
What's this? The roster looks quite empty
Is there Mami? Oh, I don't see
Any Madoka characters, how unfortunate for me
But let's sign up! What's this?!

What's this? What's this? A Joining sheet for me
Which should be checked for errors in two days
What's this? It's checked early, hooray!
What's this? The Nexus is quite busy
Mami's in more than a tizzy
Off to Camelot in search of Omni
Fail to do a thing, what goal do I see? What is this?!

What's this?

There's a man named Harry Dresden, with a bounty on his head
Mami's path gets crossed by Sasuke, with both almost ending dead
A group forms and breaks up again as Mami goes alone
But can she take down Harry if she is all on her oooooown?

Oh, look. What's this? We're in the Vasty Deep
Where Mami finds the hunted and they clash
To battle!
The fight is turning grim, Mami isn't going to win,
her target flees, is he a Witch? This cannot be! This cannot be!
Life goes on to the Abyss! What's this?!

Oh my. What now? I've gotten myself lost.
A listing on some site's my only cause. And this?
Some kind of competition
Mami's beaten, broken, listen
she's beheaded, cracks a little
can't accept how things have goooooooone!
What's this?
I'm thrown into a portal, ending up out in the cold
Run off to shelter, end up in a cave with a friend of old
Throw dwarves and dragons in the mix, and some crazy old witch
Mami's dead again, for what? A tournament, is it?

Her mind! It's cracked! This world has broken me!
She's gone - the Mami I once loved! And now
She takes on the Colosseum, fight two matches then I'm gone
I wanted, oh, I wanted to win
What will I do? What will I do? What is this site that I have found?

WHAT
IS
THIS?!

[Moon]

Favorite post on the Omniverse, 10/9.

[Harlan Higgs]

I choked on my biscuit that was so good