gardenGnostic's PesterOmni Memo

[Jak Mar]

MOOD: Confused

IW] -Inittowinit

--Inittowinin IW responded to memo: hello??? at 4:25 pm

IW: Hello, so you're still in the tourney, huh?
IW: *sarcastic* great..
IW: I just left the arena to return to the greens with... what looks like... a new stranger i've never seen, and ... a burlap sack creature that seems oddly familiar..."
IW: He's... from another game i was in at one point.

[Jade Harley]

MOOD: Chummy.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 1:02 --

GG: wow, so many new chumhandles flooding in!!
GG: its very nice to meet all of you, i hope you have a nice time perusing this memo of mine
GG: it has become pretty active and hopping with information from all over the place, isnt that just the most wonderful thing?????
GG: i think so! :)
GG: but, wow, look at all these new people!! :o
GG: first off, hello bullettechnician, and thanks for saying happy birthday!!
GG: it really means a lot, but are you sure that you are alright?????
GG: also, your text was kind of confusing, like blazingexorcist said!!
GG: although i couldnt say that it wasnt super neat to try and decipher until you fixed it up :p
GG: what kind of language or code is that, anyways??? i would love to hear more about it
GG: aaaaaaand, hi blazingexorcist!!! haha :)
GG: its so nice to meet you, even if its only through a few silly lines of colored text
GG: i hope that life is treating you well, wherever you are!!
GG: where are you, anyways?? are you having any splendid adventures????
GG: oh, and hello nomadicneutrality!! :D
GG: id like to apologize for karkats rowdiness, although i really cant say much for insertusername
GG: i cant really say anything for karkat, either, because its his own decision to be a totally rude troll, but thats just karkat
GG: i guess that im mostly used to it, now????? excessive rudeness, that is
GG: but i can see how you might find that a little teensy bit grading, sooooo...........
GG: .....
GG: .....
GG: .....
GG: sorry, i cant really do anything about that!!
GG: and even if i could i probably wouldnt, because that would be needlessly restrictive :(
GG: and oohhh, youre the person who fought adam????? :o
GG: well met, sir!!
GG: you did super great, but im sure you already know that
GG: i was worried for adams safety throughout most of that fight!!!!
GG: although it wasnt exactly nail-biting anxiety or anything :p
GG: and oh, okor was the person who fought bandit, right??
GG: i like bandit, shes sooooo cool!!!
GG: no wonder she won, it would be difficult to match that level of coolness any day!!!!!!!!
GG: but i will definitely take your advice and avoid him, if thats what you think is best!!
GG: you seem pretty knowledgeable about him, sooooooooo....
GG: ill just go ahead and take your word for it
GG: it was nice speaking to you, i hope you heal up soon after that nasty fight!!
GG: hi again inittowinit!! its so wonderful seeing a familiar handle around, hehe :)
GG: and oooooh, you are headed to the tangled greens?? i would love to hear all about that, whenever you get the chance!!!
GG: i have heard that verse is a mostly okay place, so its been a source of great curiosity for me! :o
GG: any chance that you have to spill the beans on what its like, could you please message me here?? thank you!!
GG: and now, to talk about my wonderful, amazing day!!!!!!!
GG: firstly, what made it the most amazing was having a bunch of new people to talk to over the dataverse!!
GG: really, how much cooler can a day get??
GG: and now im playing this interesting game with a funny little fakey fake gun in which you have to shoot down a few tin cans to win a magnificent prize!!!
GG: it has been a great birthday, to say the very least, and i wish you all the best in all of your non-heinous endeavors!!!!!
GG: bye!! c:


-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 1:26 --

[Albert Wesker]

MOOD: Chipper

-- binaryDefender [BD] responded to the memo: hello?? at 9:41 --

BD: Greetings again!
BD: At present my operator is in the midst of a meeting with one who I have identified as King Bowser, of the Ashen Steppes, and so regrettably has nothing further to add.
BD: But I find it refreshing to see that things have turned to a much more civil, pleasant tone since my last check-in.
BD: A merry greeting to all who may read this!
BD: And a question, if I may pose one: as I have only had the liberty of witnessing the harshness of the Ashen Steppes firsthand, I am curious as to what the other verses may be like.
BD: Might anyone who has been to any others share insight into that?
BD: I have also been keeping tabs on the tournament within the colosseum. From my approximations, all combatants involved in matches I have witnessed were excellent and highly capable. Each match could have gone either way!
BD: To the victors thus far, many congratulations. And to those who have been unfortunately eliminated, congratulations for putting forth such a valiant effort.
BD: I should get back to my observations of this meeting now.
BD: Until next time, then.

-- binaryDefender [BD] responding to the memo: hello?? at 9:48 --

[King Axorn]

-- blazingExorcist [BE] responded to the memo: hello?? at 9:54 --

BE: Well, would you look at that!
BE: It seems I've found two other people who also use PesterOmni.
BE: Both female.
BE: One is wearing a black dress/cloak thing with green star-like sparkles all over it and white dog ears sticking out of her black hair.
BE: The other one is wearing mostly red and black.
BE: Has some red mechanical contraption hidden under her red cloak.
BE: If either of these people are you, look up!

-- blazingExorcist [BE] ceased responding to the memo: hello??? at 9:56--

[Tartaros]

-- nomadicNeutrality [NN] responded to the memo: hello?? at 10:05 --

NN: Ah. There we are...
NN: Much better.
NN: Well. I say that. The truth is it just doesn't feel like I've been blasted in the face with a hellfire bolt anymore.
NN: But it's something I suppose.
NN: Now I honestly must apologize for my earlier outburst. Burning pain or not it was somewhat unbecoming.
NN: However this "Karkat" needs to learn to keep his temper and learn respect. It's going to come around and bite him i the arse eventually. After all, there are many less patient than I in this world.
NN: But tangents aside it's nice to meet you.
NN: Now here I am. Back in this white throne-damned waste.
NN: In no small part because of your friend I might add.
NN: Yet again though, tangents...
NN: So how is everyone?
NN: Actually, I won't be able to respond for a while. I honestly must be going soon before my friend here, as they say, "goes off his lid".
NN: Seems he needs to keep his temper in check as well.
NN: So then... goodbye.

-- nomadicNeutrality [NN] ceased responding to the memo: hello??? at 10:11 --

[Roger Smith]

-- egregiousInquisitor [EI] responded to the memo: hello?? at 7:54 --

EI: Ah, my, my, how dreadful...
EI: Dear Adam seems to have lost in his latest match.
EI: And he appears to have died.
EI: I can't say that I am surprised at this outcome, given the caliber of opponent he was pitted against.
EI: That he did as well as he did was quite remarkable.
EI: I would expect nothing less from someone that I....
EI: A-ha, oh my, I almost let something important slip!
EI: Dear, oh, dear, can't go giving away spoilers like THAT now!
EI: Ah, but putting that aside, I see that things appear to be going smoothly in here.
EI: Truly a pleasant thing to witness.
EI: If I might offer a touch of advice, NN, perhaps you would be wise to simply tune your friend out, or allow them some time to themselves, if they are of such an explosive temper.
EI: It is remarkable what some solitary time can do for one's mood!
EI: But I must be off for now. I have a most urgent meeting to attend to, and I am not altogether certain when it will take place.
EI: To miss Jade, it was a pleasant, if brief, meeting. Perhaps we shall meet again under less hectic circumstances.
EI: To all others, I wish you pleasant times.

-- egregiousInquisitor [EI] ceased responding to the memo: hello??? at 7:58 --

[Jade Harley]

MOOD: Chummy.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 8:12 --

GG: ohhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! :(
GG: there are so many bad things going on right now, uuuugh
GG: egregiousinquisitor, thank you for telling me about adam, im sorry that we couldnt speak any more than we did :c
GG: im sure that we would have had plenty of things to talk about, but im kind of glad that i didnt stick around to watch that happen in person!!
GG: i mean, there was still a pretty gritty video online, but.... :/
GG: hopefully he will be okay once he comes back around in the nexus!!!!
GG: also, hi binarydefender, im sorry that i wasnt around to answer your earlier questions!!
GG: i cant speak for many of the verses, but the one that i am most familiar with is the frozen fields
GG: its very pretty, if super cold and filled with snowbeasts!!!!
GG: if your operator ever chooses to go there, i would advise that you take great caution and wear warm clothing!! :p
GG: there is a wide range of mountains somewhere in the middle, i think, and that is where i built my tower!!!!!
GG: and like primordialpersistence pointed out to me earlier, there are dwarves and trolls who live there, although i have only ever encountered the dwarvish folk!!
GG: they are pretty cool, haha :)
GG: anyways, uhm.... hi again nomadicneutrality!!
GG: im pretty well right now, but im kind of saddened by all the stuff thats happening right now :/
GG: i dont really want to get into all the terrible details, but im sure you can glean as much as i know from the rest of the dataverse
GG: good luck in your travels, though!!!
GG: i have to go now though, bye!!!! :0


-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 8:20 --

[Moon]

MOOD: Not set.

-- hybridAmnesiac [HA] responded to the memo: hello?? at 12:42 --

HA: Hello.
HA: My name is Jupiter. I'm rather new to the Omniverse.
HA: By that, I mean I arrived a few hours ago.
HA: Surprising, yes.
HA: Looking back at previous posts, I should probably explain my story.
HA: Well, first, I woke up at a tower.
HA: I walked for a while, and found a gate.
HA: Stepped in, and there was a large city.
HA: Coruscant, I believe.
HA: I met someone named Rubick.
HA: A grand Magus, he calls himself.
HA: We're in a restaurant right now.
HA:I managed to summon some people, and this communicator with a device on it.
HA: That's my story.

[Jade Harley]

MOOD: Chummy.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 8:36 --

GG: hello, jupiter!!
GG: i have never been to coruscant, but it sounds like quite the city!!!!
GG: having a restaurant and all, i mean :p
GG: ive never even been in a restaurant!!!
GG: is it, i dont know, fancy???
GG: arent restaurants supposed to be fancy??????
GG: hmmmm... this is a real mystery!! :o
GG: you will have to keep me updated on that, haha :)
GG: it was very nice to speak to you, jupiter, and i hope that this memo serves you well!!!!
GG: if you find yourself in a sticky situation or need some guidance, im sure that if you post here someone will be willing to help you out
GG: ive found that the dataverse is pretty useful like that, alongside being super great for meeting new people!!
GG: so, anyways, i hope you have a fun time in your restaurant, and tell rubick that i said hi!!!
GG: i dont know who that is, but im sure they will appreciate the sentiment nonetheless!! plus, it never hurts to be friendly!!!!
GG: goodbye, i have some super cool geometric prisms to speak with!! :)


-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 8:43 --

[Kakashi Hatake]

-- shinobiParodist [SP] responded to the memo: hello?? at 11:09 --

SP: Testing.
SP: What exactly is this? Another communication avenue?
SP: 'pesterOmni'?
SP: Does this allow me to 'pester' Omni directly?
SP: Maybe not. What I've read doesn't seem like anything an omniscient being would write.
SP: Maybe he has multiple personalities?

-- shinobiParodist [SP] ceased responding to the memo: hello??? at 11:11 --

[Jade Harley]

MOOD: Chummy.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 9:00 --

GG: hi shinobiparodist, welcome to my memo!! :)
GG: i dont really know why this chat client is now called pesteromni, it was pesterchum in my old universe!!!!
GG: it must just be another thing that has conveniently changed, like how time and space and pretty much everything else has!
GG: and you cant pester omni directly through this program, its only a silly little chat client!! :p
GG: well.... i suppose you could, technically, but good luck figuring out which handle on the chumroll belongs to that guy. :/
GG: its a pretty massive list, phew!
GG: there are still a lot of faded out and grey names on my list where people havent logged on, so any one of them could very well be omni!!!
GG: which... would be actually kind of weird??
GG: i mean, if i were an omniscient being i would probably spend all of my time speaking to people through the internet instead of lurking!!!!!!!
GG: imagine, being able to help people out of almost any situation just by saying the right thing!
GG: like pointing out where a missing frog is, or how to do a tricky math problem!!
GG: or just messing with people, i guess, but that wouldnt be very nice
GG: there was actually a nearly omniscient guy back where i am from, whatshisname.....
GG: cue ball head? white text guy????
GG: hmmm, im sure it doesnt matter right now!
GG: anyways, it was nice to speak to you but ive just figured out how to fly again!!!! im super excited to see if i can do anything else :)
GG: goodbye now!!!


-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 9:05 --

[Ruby Rose]

-- dairyDiarist [DD] responded to the memo: hello??? at 19:58 --
DD: Okay, GG's as awesome as I thought she was!
DD: Her ears are soooooo cute!
DD: And my friend seemed to take an instant liking to GG's dog!
DD: But anyway, I'd like to greet BT, BE (Whom I have just met as well!), NN, IW once again, HA and SP!
DD: BT, do I know you from somewhere?
DD: I dunno, I just get a strange vibe from you... a friendly one, mind you!
DD: And NN, thanks for dealing with IU and CC, if only temporarily!
DD: And finally, EI... GG kinda broke down for a little after reading your post...
DD: Just thought I might let you know...
DD: Also, GG! I may as well say this here, since we're both rather busy with our own conversations at the moment!
DD: The Tangled is HUGE!
DD: Giant trees everywhere, and I'm pretty sure I saw a couple of bugs the size of my face!
DD: Mind you, my face isn't very big...
DD: But it's so hot! If you prefer being somewhere freezing, maybe the Tangled isn't great for you...
DD: I don't think I've ever sweated so much in my life, even on my mission at Mountain Glenn...
DD: Oh, sorry! Reminiscing!
DD: But anyway, we took down a dinosaur!
DD: And then this rat lady told us about somewhere called Ambrosia!
DD: The world just keeps getting bigger the more I find out about it!
DD: Anyway, I guess I'll check on this again later!
-- dairyDiarist [DD] ceased responding to the memo: hello??? at 20:07 --

[Jade Harley]

MOOD: Chipper.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 10:16 --

GG: so, i guess that nasty business in the dunes has settled down for now????
GG: i havent heard much more about it so i will take a chance here and assume that is the case!!
GG: well, that is probably a good thing........ right???????
GG: if anyone knows anything more of it, i would be sooooooo grateful if you were to share what you know!!!
GG: anyways, ive had my fill of camelot for now, there were many amazing sights and fun times were definitely had!!!!!!
GG: maybe i will visit again someday, for reasons that do not pertain to any displays of violence whatsoever, haha! :)
GG: its about time that i started heading back towards the frozen fields, though, to make sure my grandpa is doing alright
GG: it would be really terrible if something were to happen to him while i was out exploring or something!!
GG: this time i am bringing a lot of new friends with me, and its going to be so fun!!!!!!!!!!!
GG: we are going to have the best of times together, i can just tell
GG: so much exploring and research will be had, it is going to be absolutely unreal!! c:
GG: if anyone would be interested in going along with me, ive always got my spectagoggles switched on and am sure to receive any messages!
GG: just pester me and we can meet up in the nexus!!!! itll be great!!!!!
GG: but i have to go now, there are many things that need attending to both great and small
GG: i wish you all the best in both health and happiness!!!!!!
GG: goodbye!! :)


-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 10:22 --

[Tearen Wover]

Mood: Chummy

--primordialPersistence [PP] responded to the memo: hello? at 10:40--

PP: Hello gardenGnostic.
PP: It is good to see that you and your friends have been well.
PP: I would hesitate to say that the events in Nippur are actually through, but they are indeed coming to a close.
PP: I found Demetri, he appears to be well, aside from his many injuries.
PP: I have also ensured the safety of Mr. Monroe.
PP: I am going to try and leave as soon as possible.
PP: I just need to see that my people are safe and away.
PP: Though, no less than two Primes have been banished.
PP: I must tread carefully.
PP: At a rough estimate, I would say Secondary casualties number close to seven hundred, primarily collateral.
PP: It is an atrocity that will be paid for, in time.
PP: It would, however, seem that the two Primes that have been banished were the opposing faction leaders.
PP: I am concerned that the power vacuums may exacerbate the problems.
PP: Alas, I am not in a position to do anything about it, as I had to fight for my own life, and am in poor physical condition as a result.
PP: I wish you well in your quest.
PP: I am also glad to hear that my young charge is in your capable hands.
PP: Please keep me apprised of her condition during your travels.
PP: I will be able to resume ny position as her caretaker in the coming days.
PP: Until then.
PP: Stay safe.

--primordialPersistence [PP] ceased responding to the memo: hello? at 10:42--

[Jade Harley]

MOOD: Chummy.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 10:51 --

GG: oh gosh, i had been afraid that would be the case :(
GG: i guess its the same everywhere, then, that fear and rage and hate can cause so much destruction
GG: im very relieved to hear that sir monroe and demetri are alright, and youre probably right in thinking it would be a good idea to tread carefully
GG: this new place seems to have a certain knack for turning people against one another, doesnt it??
GG: even if they arent usually cruel or selfish
GG: i think it will take a lot of cooperation to make this place safe, nealaphh, and there will no doubt be forces turning everyone against one another and muddling up the lines between good and evil and whatever other forces there are in this universe
GG: while i still have yet to meet you, and we have sort of differing ideas in places, i have a lot of faith in your ability to make something of what we have been given to work with
GG: this world hasnt changed who we are, when it comes right down to it, and i dont mean powers or omniscience or spacial warping when i say that
GG: no matter what happens, or how bad you think things have started to get, everyone is still in control of their own actions and beliefs
GG: you cannot utterly destroy anything like that, because its so....
GG: its so important
GG: all those deaths..... someone decided to cause that, and remorse or vengeance isnt going to fix it
GG: likewise, its something that happened, and people will remember it however they want to remember it without the say so of those who were actually there
GG: im not sure if this huge horrible gash in history can ever be healed over and forgotten, but i fear that it may be and that will likely be for the worse :(
GG: it would probably be a good idea to document this somewhere, to serve as a kind of reminder, somewhere more permanent than a video stream
GG: a monument, maybe??????
GG: i wonder if anyone has ever really set up some kind of place to record events such as this
GG: it would seem like a pretty big oversight, if not :/
GG: besides that, thank you for responding so quickly, it must have been difficult for you being injured and all
GG: it might not be very helpful for me to say that i hope you recover soon, but i will anyway!!
GG: and dont worry about rebecca, i will be sure to keep her safe and sound!!!! :)
GG: say hello to sir monroe and demetri for me, if you can!
GG: and try to look after your health, alright?? it would be terrible if you got some dumb infection from untreated wounds!!
GG: anyways, goodbye!!!!!!


-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 10:56 --

[Roger Smith]

Mood: Rancorous

-- martialExplorer [ME] responded to memo: hello?? at 6:29--

ME: so apparently dying is not as big a thing as I had originally assumed it to be.
ME: don't get me wrong, it still sucks inquantifiable amounts of ass, for anyone who was curious.
ME: it's just much less permanent than originally anticipated.
ME: guess omni wasn't just pulling everyone's collective leg after all. good to know i guess.
ME: on another note, i am never approaching this colosseum anytime again at any point in the future.
ME: not voluntarily anyway.
ME: pretty much done with this.
ME: missed out on all kinds of shenanigans whil i was busy with that, apparently.
ME: turns out i won third place or something in all of that though, so go me i guess?
ME: it does nothing to alleviate my shit mood.
ME: shiny bronze medals do not make up for getting hammered to death by a fucking monk wizard abomination.
ME: also i think he may have stolen my soul. or ripped off my moves. gonna need to look into that in the future.
ME: in some place that isn't here.
ME: and now i'm ranting about my problems in public again. fuck.
ME: but, uh
ME: the prospect of exploring and researching things is something that has never not caught my attention.
ME: it was jade, right? if you've got any more room in this adventure you've got going down i guess count me down for that.
ME: be a nice change of pace from the aimless meandering i was doing before all this went down.
ME: kinda headed to the nexus myself anyway.
ME: guess i'll see you there or something? time works weird around here.


-- martialExplorer [ME] ceased responding to memo: hello?? at 6:38--

[Moon]

Mood: Not set

-- hybridAmnesiac [HA] responded to the memo: hello?? at 11:48 --

HA: Okay. First off, Coruscant is crawling with troopers. Don't go in there.
HA: Two, summoning things in your sleep is a thing that seems to happen. Scared the shit out of me.
HA: Anyway. Hello, it's Jupiter again. Decided I'd come back online for a bit.
HA: I left Coruscant a little while ago, due to them deciding that capturing Primes was the way to go.
HA: None of the group really approved of that. So we left.
HA: I ended up in the Frozen Fields. AKA, the land of freezing my balls off. Seriously, it's really nice out here, but I don't know how long this jacket's gonna keep the snow out.
HA: I recall that there was a tower nearby, but I'm not quite sure what to do about that. Any tips on that, guys? Thanks.
HA: Anyway, I'm gonna go ahead and continue this walk through frozen hell. Bye.

-- hybridAmnesiac [HA] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 11:59 --

[Moon]

-- hybridAmnesiac [HA] responded to the memo: hello?? at 12:02 --

HA: Oh, before I forget. Has anyone seen Rubick around? He's sorta gone missing.
HA: He can probably take care of himself. But still...
HA: It worries me a bit to know that he might still be in Coruscant.
HA: Thanks again.

-- hybridAmnesiac [HA] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 12:10 --

[Jade Harley]

MOOD: Chummy.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 12:22 --

GG: alright adam, we can definitely meet up in the nexus!!! :)
GG: you might want to scrounge up some warm clothing, though, because as hybridamnesiac said, the frozen fields is incredibly cold!!!!!!
GG: and hybridamnesiac, the tower that youre talking about is probably mine
GG: there certainly werent any other towers sitting around when i was there, haha!!
GG: if youre really cold you can probably go up and knock on the door, ill message my grandpa and tell him you are a friend and that no missiles need be fired!!!
GG: lol
GG: anyways, yeah, do not be alarmed by the mustachioed robot!! he is a jolly senior citizen and he will be totally okay with you exploring our home so long as you dont trash anything or play annoying pop songs
GG: try not to step on any hummingbirds or frogs, please!!!!
GG: there might be some eclectic gadgetry laying around too so watch your step :o
GG: i will try to be there soon enough, time is pretty strange here so it might be a while before i turn up
GG: im on my way now!! bye!!!!!!!


-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 12:34 --

[Tartaros]

Mood: Chipper

-- nomadicNeutrality [NN] responded to the memo: hello?? at 2:02 --

NN: What's this? Some sort of exploit in a frozen waste?
NN: Tarik would've loved this, the poor cheery sod...
NN: But now is hardly the time for sentimentality.
NN: Ah hell. Seems you're all headed my way anyway. Hardly anything else around here either...
NN: You know what? Bugger it. I'm in!

-- nomadicNeutrality [NN] ceased responding to the memo: hello??? at 2:06 --