Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition

[Gamzee Makara]

GAMZEE DEMANDS ENTRANCE PLOX

-Party Animal
-Childish
-Insane
-Good Sense of Humour
-Excitable

Favorite Color: Purple
Favorite Food: Pie
Favorite Music: Rap

[Tearen Wover]

Dawson is in the OmniSims town, I just didn't get a picture of him before I plugged him into some poor fucker's house.

For Sasuke I think I used...

Loner
Workaholic
Perfectionist
Athletic

Yeah, that sounds right.

Dean and Victor I made as they listed, but for Victor I had to replace Irresistible with Flirty.

Gilgamesh is

Ambitious
Brave
Mean Spirited
Snob
Charismatic

Thaal is

Genius
Perfectionist
Brave
No Sense of Humor (I think)
Workaholic (I think)

Ganondorf is

Evil
Brave
Lucky
Genius
Uh. I don't remember the last one.


There will be a pool party, I just haven't done it yet! Hold your hoof beasts!

[Athena Myaló]

This is 10/10. Trying not to bust up laughing during class. ||D

I'll throw in Athena! (Can you even get a blindfold in this game though? I didn't see anything about disability in the Traits list when I looked it up.)

Athena Myaló (or Myalo, if you can't do accents)

Bookworm
No Sense of Humor
Genius
Technophobe (Will this be too much of a hindrance to anything? I just wanted some way to incorporate her comical ineptitude with most electronics. ||3)
Perfectionist
(Loner is sixth choice, in case you need one.)

Color: WHY IS GOLD NOT AN OPTION WHAT IS THIS Ugh, fine, "Spice Brown." Whatever. ||/ That works.
Food: Uh... she doesn't really eat... how about some type of fancy delicate Asian food? That would be pretty fitting.
Music: Classical, easy.

I look forward to reading about more Sims shenanigans! ||p

[Marcus Wright]

Throw Luger in:
-Serious
-Brave
-Charismatic
-Commitment Issues
-Great Kisser

[Dean Winchester]

Dean wins the Sims!!! Eventually someone is going to get sick of this Dean wins stuff and punch me >.> frogc00l

[Trixie]

Dean wins the Sims!!! Eventually someone is going to get sick of this Dean wins stuff and punch me >.> frogc00l

Until you meet Trixie AND SHE DOMINATES YOU LIKE SHE DID ADAM!

[Tearen Wover]

So here are the latest Primes I moved in. Say hi to Samus, Erza, Desco and Guu Sim. I figured the neighborhood could use some more ladies before I move the rest of you shmucks in.



If you submitted a sheet for a sim and are feeling gipped I didn't put you in yet DONT FLIP OUT ILL GET TO YOU SHEESH.


Session 3 up in a while.

[Tearen Wover]

OMNISIMS


SESSION


TTHRYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Hopefully it's actually funny and shit, it's getting hard to top myself.

Whatever.









While out for a morning stroll, Nealaphh meets a Sim Prime by the name of Dawson Guido. They have a brief conversation detailing the similarity between the sound of his last name and the word for bat excrement before parting ways.







Jade came home to find that Bec had come down with a nasty case of fleas! This already vexing problem was made worse by the fact that the chitinous parasites had now eaten the blood of the god-dog.


Let's not contemplate the implications because I took this screenshot and I've got nothing else to say about it.






What's this? Okor sneaking over to the LAW house at 12:30 in the morning?








Dean Winchester answers the door and invites Okor inside with a cheeky wink! Boy will Tartaros ever be jealous!








That Okor found a new murder-pal!




What productive thing is Ruby doing this morning? Playing a video game in Jade's room of course! I think we can all safely assume she's playing it on he easiest difficulty setting too. What, just because there are no Grimm to shoot in the world you think you can just fuck around all day?




You are ABSOLUTELY right.







Hm. Jade's reading a book about having a baby. Odd.










Adam and Mami having one of their late-night staring jams. What even are they looking at?









Oh hey Ulhar










GODDAMIT RUBY IM TIRED OF YOUR LAZY ASS. PREPARE TO GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR, DOGGY ST-




GET UP ALREADY.







good, that's what i thought.









Where you running to, Princess? Got Erza chasing you like some kinda babysitter.









Oh cool, looks like the Fem Primes came to the beach early for the party that Nealaphh invited everyone to! The God-Mind will be so very pleased that musume Mami chan will have friends to play with!








Well hello Dawson! Fancy meeting you here! How is your day at the beach going, now that you have two tweenage girls mocking your style of dress?








Do you want to kill them yet? Strangle them with a mouse cord, you say?









Oh, never mind. Guu's all over it.










Jesus Adam, when was the last time you were in the sun??? But hey! Here's Erza to talk some serious hot-dog banter with you! That clearly isn't an innuendo!







Hot dog? Adam likes to sandwich! Er, eat sandwiches! That clearly isn't an innuendo!



INNYOURENDO










Oh neat! The guests are arriving!









Nealaphh had better get the spread prepared! Can't keep our beloved guests hungry!










Oh, and a good God-Host simply MUST prepare some libations! It's simply courtesy! Wait till they try out all of these fascinating new narcotics flavorants!










I'm sure when Thaal heard that he was to 'dress appropriately' he thought that this was what as meant. I dunno, maybe they just don't have beach parties where he's from. Maybe they FEAR them.

Also, thank you so much for showing up, Okor. Really. Somehow the lack of suppuring pustules on that pasty wad of lard you call a torso is even worse than the alternative.









Thaal is going to have none of this frivolity.












Holy shit Dean, you are truly a disgusting sack of testosterone aren't you? I mean, seriously? And MUST you SKIP down to the shoreline?












Why can't you be more like skinny-ass Sasuke over here?





Also #tfw you want to swim in the ocean but you don't want a cold n** s***.






Or uh...


uh...


Who is that? I don't remember inviting them.









Oh uh...hey Dawson. I guess you're still here?













Desco Chan is here too, but it's her natural environment so it makes more sense than...fuck I dunno. Straws. It makes more sense than strawsWILL YOU STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?


WHAT AM I NOT BEING FUNNY ENOUGH FOR YOU?



AM I NOT YOUR FUNNY MAN?









INCORRECT I AM NOT YOUR FUNNY MAN YOUR FUNNY MAN IS ADAM.

WAY TO ENJOY THE PARTY ADAM.

TRIXIE IS RIGHT THERE TO TSUNDERE YOU TO DEATH IN A STORM TROOPER BIKINI AND YOU ARE LITERALLY BEING THE MOST BORING PERSON.










Uh gosh. Hi Atonement. Now I know what the TONE in your name means like...wow. The fact that everyone isn't immediately ****ing on your ******ing **** is a true testament to willpower.









amus: This is the face of someone trying their very best to be polite at a party they do not want to be at. amus:


just go home aran.









You know for two ladies who hate each other deeply, Trix and Ruby do hang out a lot. I guess it's true what they say; hate and love are not opposites!









Sorry Demetri, it's a good effort, but Atonement is still at least TWICE as sexy as you.

and he knows it.


god look at him.



what a smug sunnuvabitch.








Sasuke and Ganondorf, jamming about buoyancy issues.











Oh hey Jade, I didn't know you were coming. Morning sickness get to ya?





Also Ruby, that's very sweet of you to dance with the dead person, but you don't have to.





Or uh...maybe you want to?



You're weird as hell gurl.




WHOA HOLD THE PHONE I THINK WE MAY HAVE FOUND SOMEONE MORE BORING THAN ADAM.





#CONFIRMED :frogsiren:



(jk Adam we all love you)












DEAN YOU DONT HAVE TO PROVE IT. STAHP.












I was wondering when Gilgamesh was gonna show up. I'd recognize those solid gold everythings anywhere.










Apparently Atonement is so sexy that even Trixie is will to pretend she hates books to get in his swimming trunks.

Let me do a quick rundown of a day in Atonement's life for you.

1. PUMP IRON




Also...Dawson is...is still here.




Kinda far out there for someone who doesn't float too good Ganondorf.











I am legitimately surprised this went so well.











Aww Mammers you can hang out with Adam, he's cool enough. Where you going?







Oh hey Gilgamesh.


Oh...


Oh Mami don't...



Don't do it.









Oh no...













mith:





















10/10 perfect execution anticlimax.















I guess Thaal decided to change into his swimming trunks NOW THAT HES GOING HOME I SWEAR TO GOD THESE FUCKING SIMS ARE THE HUGEST IDIOT ASSHOLES ON THE PLANET.
















Getting kinda late, but...oh la la...who is this that Mami spies?











Why it is Sir Snoopsuske Doggchiha. My but his teeth have an attractive glint...












My friends, I think this is the beginning of something beautiful.










But Mami and Sasuke's DATE will have to wait until next Session!






(look at this ninja dude classy as fuck driving the lady to their rendevouz with his puffy cravat and slick hair. what a magnificent bastard.)

[Moon]

OMG. Everything about Dawson in this is perfect.

also i need to change his last name

[Rubick]

Ohhhhh fine, I have to frickin throw my hat in this, it's just too gud.

Rubick:

Childish
Bookworm
Kleptomaniac
Genius
Excitable

Since ye can't exactly make Rubick look the way he normally does, black/green clothes, ponytail, grey skin, black nails, green eyes should do the trick =P.

[Jade Harley]

Oh my gosh

please no

Sim!Jade, why :froggonk:

There isn't even enough room in the household for this

[Blue Eyes]

Pump... It!.. UP!!! *Flexes*

[Trixie]

LOL

It just keeps getting better! If Trixie and Adam end up dating I'll lose it.

[Tearen Wover]

OMNOM SOMS SOMSHOM FOM

omnisims session 4


:frog:










When we last left off! Mami was being abducted taken on a date by the ever dashing Sasuke Uchiha, aka, the cute boy from next door. They're going to the nice little french bistro in town using some money that Sasuke stole from Thaal's wallet when he wasn't looking. :ninja:

Unfortunately we get to see none of that cuz reasons.

Here's a picture of Desco Chan reading a book!

Incidentally, it's outside of the restaurant that SasMam went to.



I'm sure she's not spying or anything.









Aahhh but they're home now, and love is in the air! I would just like to know why Mami and Sasuke are coming in through the back door.

Maybe it's because they're out past curfew.


SUCH REBELLION WILL NOT BE TOLERATED IN THE HOUSE OF THE GOD MIND.







but seriously i do not blame sasuke for not wanting to make eye contact with that i mean damn.











Can we talk about those shoes for a minute?

Sas-bro. I know the hidden leaf village wasn't a great place for selecting fancy foot wear, but c'mon man. You don't have to be a fashionista to see that those are clearly THE GREATEST FOOTWEAR EVER CONCEIVED.


YOUR TASTE IS IMPECCABLE YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.









...but let's not get ahead of ourselves. There's still a lot of beating around the bush and passive, indirect flirting to be done!




Perhaps we should do a quick case study of how NOT to attract people.





Oh hello Okor how convenient.









Hey uh Jade, maybe you shouldn't be hitting the juice so hard with a hypothetical babby on the way?

Though I see no indications that you are actually preggers.


So perhaps you are having a pretend mind baby.

In that case you should imbibe heavily and maybe also be on medication.







The morning after Mami's date, and things are simply marvelous, though...

God this stove is filthy! Nealaphh can't do EVERYTHING around here!






You. Deadweight. Be of use.








OH MY GOD ITS BEAUTIFUL.


RUBY.


SHES ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING USEFUL.



OMIGOD.






SHES DOING THE DISHES TOO.


ALL I EVER HAD TO DO WAS ASK. I TAKE IT ALLL BACK RUBY. I TAKE IT AAAHAHAHAAL BAAHHAAHAHAAAAACK




...whew...almost lost my cool there. Bec is feeling kind of antsy and needs something to screw up.








Digging a hole in LAW's yard seems to do the trick.










Oh look, Nea Nea is painting a picture of the face it wishes it had. Though...it looks sort of familiar. Is that Gilgamesh? No...the eyes aren't red. Oh! It's Dawson.


Nealaphh want's Dawson's face.





:frogbon:









Speaking of Dawson, LOOK WHOS AT THE BEACH AGAIN SHOCKER.


Or...Dawson, dude.


Do you...


Do you live here?

Do you...like...need help?





This may just look like a picture of Ruby doing nothing funny on the surface, but I assure you, it's hilarious.


because


that face of hers


is


tfw you realize that you're covered in fleas.


for real.









There is no caption I can give this picture that adequately supersedes its inherent comedy.












Oh! Looks like Mami invited Sauce King over to Concrete Fart to hang out! Looks like a standard new generation date to me! The male sits and plays video games while the female sits and watches, pretending to be impressed by the male's thumb skills.



Well...maybe Mami should at least give it a try.





HELLO NOT DAUGHTER AND ALSO INVADING NEIGHBOR DELINQUENT BOY. ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR RECREATIONAL TIME TOGETHER WELL DONT MIND ME I WILL JUST SIT HERE ON THE COUCH THAT I OWN AND THAT THE BOY DOES NOT OWN AND YOU TWO CAN JUST KEEP HAVING FUN.


:.D









Meanwhile, back in more sane lands, looks like Demetri got some itchy fingers and is paying Law a 'visit'.








Is that...is that a TIGER FERN? It's worth almost 50 SIMOLEONS.







The Princethief must have it.








Okay I don't think anyone would be watching from that direction but A for effort.










Boom. Crime of the century.





Wait a minute, what is that wretched noise?




Ah yes, how could I mistake the warbling scream of a stick figure man child being forced to do endless reps on a bow flex?

Also:


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA
AHHAHAHA


AHHA
HAH
HA



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA





okay done





It begins.









Whoa, wait Demetri, hold on a minute. There is a ridiculously sexy woman that has passed within the bounds of Okor and Tartaros's yard. As we all know, this is physically impossible.

Princethief! Investigate!









Is she here for Okor?









Well at least the universe has maintained some small semblance of rationality. But...is that a...is that a HEART above her head?









Tartaros...what...what are you wearing. That is not the outfit and grunge look I designed for you. Is that...a toupee?

What...is happening?








WHAT IS HAPPENING.

DEMETRI. GET IN THERE.








WOW THAT WAS FAST.



Keep me updated Princethief, I need to see if Adam is dead yet.









Sweet pulsating orca dork.





IS ADAM GAITE GETTING FUCKING JACKED?!?!??!!! :fullderp:




Um...



Uh...



N-Next time...



See you next time...?

[Moon]

I can't anymore.

[Demetri Malius]

IT BEGINS. FIRST THE FERN. NEXT THEIR HOUSE.

[Blue Eyes]

That's Right Adam! Follow your new hero! ATONEMENT! We'll get you beefed up for the next round at the water side!

[Tartaros]

Tartaros is balding, now it's canon. Confirmed. He shall join the ranks of Captain "Behnblehd" Diomedes and Commander Indrick "Steehl Rehn" Boreale. :frog:

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[Trixie]

No Trixie that time? Bah!

Next time, gagdet. Next time.

[Jade Harley]

:frog: This is still incredibly hilarious.

Come on Demetri, you can do better than that! :v