Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition

[Victor Wolfe]

Hope I can move into the neighborhood

Victor Wolfe

Ambitious
Athletic
Irresistible
Bookworm
Evil

Fav colour: Red
Fav Music: Classical
Fav Food: Tri-tip Steak

[Tearen Wover]

What an adorable little image to open on; little miss Mami, snoozing away before her next big day at school :unsmith:












Goddamit Nealaphh...

OMNI SIMS


SESSION 2

Disclaimer: This session was a little less hectic since everyone is starting to get jobs.



which I don't mind you lazy deadbeats. makin me type money cheats in all the damn time. I swear...

Moving right along, here we have Bec, singing everyone a fantastic lullaby at 2:00 AM. You might want to blame the dog, but really its the fault of whoever just left the stereo running after everyone went to bed, Ruby.










No longer content to be a useless lump of grump, Adam decides to apply himself for once and starts doing some hacking for money. Better make sure you're reaaal good at that there, chummo. Demetri'll tell you that there'd be some dudes pretty eager for you to end up in the Clink.




FOR YOUR PERSONALITY IM SURE.





Atonement, on the other hand, leads a relatively simple life of devout waffle worship. You might normally find that funny, but these waffles were made by Nealaphh, so really any kind of food deification is suspect under these circumstances.


Can't let waffles go to waste though that would be stupid.




Eat the waffles, Blue Eyes.





Ruby, for but a fleeting moment, considered getting a job by reading the paper, but then she got distracted by a small patch of air to her left and forgot to do anything responsible ever at all.













Looks like Demetri is going for a jog! But where is he jogging to?










Looks like it's the science facility! That's where Jade works! In fact, that's where she's working right now!


...speaking of work, isn't Demetri at work right now?






Yes. Yes he is listed as being at work. You know. As a criminal.



Huh.



Well.



I'm sure everything will turn out just fine.








Looks like Trixie hit it off with the town's resident overlord primary land holder, Slash. How appropriate! I'm sure they'll be planning to overtake the military base in no time at all.










Jade and Mami's carpool and bus come around the same general time in the morning, so they like to hang out while they wait.


Like literally hang out.



Literally.



GIRLS PUT SOME PANTS ON.









So, well, okay. Wow. Apparently wearing sleepwear outside is just the trend now, but Bec doesn't seem to mind.











Looks like Ruby and Atonement are starting to get a little friendly with one another. You know what it means when two adults talk to each other out in the open.





sex.







Oh, no doubt about it. Ruby has invited Atonement to play tag. :waggle:










You know...tag! A fun children's game where people run around and try to tag each other! Tag!










Hmm hmm yes. Tag.














We interrupt this pedestrian debauchery to bring you this cuddly image of Jade and her dog.


next.












No, I said we're moving on. Next.












Mami is home from school and ready for supper! Otosan Nealaphh is such a caring person! It really likes to look after Mami!







mith:









What a lovely family dinner. Nothing could possibly interrupt this wonderful little scene. I mean seriously, what could possibly happen.









I'm sorry, were you expecting something to happen? Here's a picture of Nealaphh meeting the new next-door neighbor.










His name is Okor Paleblood.











Okor has a mixed opinion of the Mona Lisa.


I guess.










Moving on, here we see Adam, hard at work on his own computer for once. Wow, he's super focused. Look at him go!












Hey Adam, that's cool that you're focused and all, but have you noticed the ABOMINATION OF THE COSMOS sleeping in your bed?












Flash cut to some serious bromance. These guys are about to play some serious tag.




Let's see how Adam is doing with that whole awareness thing.




Well, not too good, I guess. Let us move past the imminent unholiness that is about to occur.









Control your animal Jade. GOD.









Ruby takes the top ranking as the least productive member of the household. It appears this afternoon she has elected to spend her time watching marathons of....uh...


...porn. I guess.



whoooakay.









After playing tag with herself, Ruby heads out to the park to talk to strangers. Sure it doesn't bring in any money, but, you know, baby steps.

After all, we can ha-


Uh...wait, who is that to the left?








Jade, what are you doing here. You're supposed to be at work.



...wait, you're listed as being AT work.









WHO IS THIS PERSON??



I CANT.








Here's another lovely little family dinner. Again, what could possibly happen to ruin such a-








TRIXIE HEARD ITS TIME FOR DINNER BITCH FUCKS. SHES BEEN READING SOME SERIOUS LITERATURE AND HAS A HUNGER THAT WOULD DRIVE WEAKER MEN INSANE. CLOTHES ARE IRRELEVANT.




...uh hold the bill. Can we zoom in on Atonement's face just a scooch?





Outstanding.









Oh dear. Seem's Adam was so focused he went two days without using the toilet. He's got twenty seconds to make it to the bathroom.

WILL HE MAKE IT.


HES AT THE DOOR.




HES HEADING FOR THE URINAL.




HE GLITCHES THROUGH THE FLOOR.





WHOS ROOM IS BELOW THAT







Sorry Mammers. Looks like Nealaphh is going to have an actual reason to be in your room now.









Sidenote, Demetri was sleeping in the room the whole time...?




these people





It's especially impressive since Jade has been hammering on a stove for the past three hours, just a few feet down the hall. Usually, smashing things over and over with a hammer makes them work not as good, but for Jade it works that way.









Just a cute little picture of Jade going to bed in Demetri's room as usual. Nothing suspicious here.











Wow, looks like everyone is asleep at once, in their own beds to boot. AT NIGHT TIME.



OMG TOUCHDOWN.





EVEN THE GUYS ARE ASLEEP HOLY SHIT.


THE ODDS ARE INCREDIBLE.










EVEN INSOMNIAC NEVER SLEEPS ALWAYS WATCHING NEALAPHH IS DOWN FOR THE COUNT. What a beautiful night time peace! A place for everyone and everyone in their place. It's funny. When you see them like all peaceful like this, it's almost possible to grow an affection to these-













Ohh.



GGOD





DAMMIT








Well, at least Trixie is on the scene, just in time for to witness the cop sodomizing the burglar. Knowing Trixie, she is thrilled.








Nice of you to FINALLY show up EVERYONE. Even you Demetri. This robber chick wouldn't happen to be a co worker would she? Actually, I already know she is, don't answer that.












Well, I guess things are just never gonna be that easy when you've got eight psychos under one roof.



But hey, at least they're all in their underwear. How much more ridiculous could it get?







We're not going to answer that.

[Kakashi Hatake]

I'm in!

Name: Kakashi Hatake
Brave
Disciplined
Dog Person
Loner
Perceptive

Favorite Color: Grey
Favorite Food: Sushi
Favorite Music: Classical

[Thaal Sinestro]

This is amazing

[Blue Eyes]

Has atonement ever had pancakes...Or waffles for that matter? Eggs...Bacon... Lots of meats really...Chee-... Holy crap no wonder he's so humbled by the waffles! He never had waffles before!!! This honestly makes me think a lot about so many minor things my character has yet to do despite the many things my character has gone through...I can't imagine what else he's never done thou-..... Those Eyes... *Head Desks* Never mind...There's another for the list.

Either way this is very entertaining to watch. Too much fun.

[Trixie]

LMAO

This is so outstanding. In tears laughing every time.

[Doomguy]

I know Neal already said he's going to make a DG sim in the chat box, but I thought I'd officalise it here (as well as get the traits I'd think would fit)

Name: Doomguy
Athletic
Brave
Hot Headed
Mean Spirited

Favorite Color: Lime
Favorite Food: Hamburger
Favorite Music: why is rock not an option in the base game sigh, I guess I'll go with Country

[Ruby Rose]

So, in other words, Ruby's a useless little shit

Most of the reason eh this is so funny is because of the spectacular way Neal writes about every scene ^^

[Tearen Wover]

The secret is basically just to overreact to everything, for the basis that I make it seem like I want them to lead sensible lives.



...also let's be frank Sims are fucking idiots.

[Demetri Malius]

The secret is basically just to overreact to everything, for the basis that I make it seem like I want them to lead sensible lives.



...also let's be frank Sims are fucking idiots.

I am dying :xd:

[Jade Harley]

2 Jades? This game is officially 2cool frogc00l

[Tearen Wover]

Say hello to the two latest househilds on the block; New Babylon and Law!








More are still to come, for sure.

[Kakashi Hatake]

These are great, but MY GOD, Thaal is perfect.

[Moon]

I honestly can't tell if the middle New Babylon Sim is Dawson. If it is, why is he with New Babylon? :?:

[Ruby Rose]

I honestly can't tell if the middle New Babylon Sim is Dawson. If it is, why is he with New Babylon? :?:

From left to right; Victor, Gilgamesh, Sasuke, I believe.

And then LAW: Dean (I think?), Sinestro, Ganondorf

[Moon]

I honestly can't tell if the middle New Babylon Sim is Dawson. If it is, why is he with New Babylon? :?:

From left to right; Victor, Gilgamesh, Sasuke, I believe.

And then LAW: Dean (I think?), Sinestro, Ganondorf

Ah, okay.

[King Axorn]

No idea what the traits you can use are, so just go by judgement and try slapping me in there (This is going to look awful but idrc)

[Ms. Marvel]

What traits did you use for Sasuke? I have to know!

[Victor Wolfe]

those look awesome

[Jade Harley]

I'm hearing talk of a beach party but I'm not seeing anything :frogbon: