Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition

[Demetri Malius]

So in order to give the Prime household, I had to make a Jade clone who owned a dog (Bec) and a cat (Ulhar). I evicted the old Jade and put this new one in her place (new and improved with stripe stockings and red slippers) along with Bec and Ulhar

Demetri and Atonement immediately started hitting on her.

:psy:

:frog:














:waggle:

[Trixie]

Trixie and Ruby alreadt despise each other.

Hahahahah! :xd:

[Tearen Wover]

So without further ado here is some Sim 3 bullshit I put together.



Here we see Nealaphh and Demetri conspiring as usual. One, leader of the free world. The other, criminal overlord.

Together, they will send this wretched land of pasty mundanity to the abyss.





[imghttp://i1301.photobucket.com/albums/ag103/Tearen0/Concrete%20Fart/Screenshot-4_zpsmnjupti7.jpg[/img]

Picture evidence of Trixie and Ruby's immediate passive aggressive disdain for one another. As they share adjacent rooms, you can expect competitions carried out via politely snarky sticky notes on the other's door.

Also pictured: Adam Gaite being photobombed by a small ginger child. The expression is appropriate.




[imghttp://i1301.photobucket.com/albums/ag103/Tearen0/Concrete%20Fart/Screenshot-2_zpsofddopjb.jpg[/img]

The new and improved Jade Harley, object of the entire male population of the household's attention. Bec stands faithfully by. Ulhar the cat is wisely nowhere to be seen.






Here we see Atonement expression is deep and abiding love for ponds and all other varieties of enclosed, naturally occurring water formations. Mami Tomoe stares in the opposite direction on purpose.

The ruse fails.







The apartment building, affectionately and henceforth referred to as Concrete Fart, between two idyllic cape cod bungalows. It is truly a triumph of postmodernism lack of shittingism.







There is a pool in the basement now because I could not think of anything better to put in the basement.


Ulhar's cat box is down here, but as usual, he is nowhere to be seen.






Concrete Fart's meager backyard garden. Perhaps Jade can bring some additional life to this rather...polite little arrangement.





The small front porch of Concrete Farts. Some may claim that having a porch as well as a third story balcony is redundant, but to them, I say





The Coat Room, or rather, the additional room that serves no purpose in the house. It serves 0 out of infinity possible uses. Also, do not mind the clipping doors. Because. Just don't.








The laughably mundane living room of Concrete Fart. It is a ruse to ensure that pesky neighbors don't get an idea of the much more valuable items elsewhere in the house.







The equally mundane kitchen. I have nothing more to say.








The downstairs half-bath. The venetian blinds have intentionally been placed so as to be barely unable to close, thus causing any potential excretory occupants to constantly be concerned if anyone can see them from the road.

It is of special concern to Mami Tomoe, who, as we know, tends to get her excrement all over everything, especially when losing her head.






Moving on to the second floor, we have the ladies' bathroom. This fuchsia palace of indulgent hygienics is the largest mystery in the building, at least to those more testosteronated occupants who have never set foot inside this most sacred of forbidden realms.






Jade Harley's bedroom, complete with botanical roommates and various stuffed animals. In the corner are various household appliances that Ms. Harley can tinker with to her hearts content without ruining those that her housemates need to live.






The Bedroom of Mami Tomoe. In an effort to find reference images for her ideal environment, I searched for the terms 'Mami Tomoe Bedroom'. The results were not useful. I eventually found something that could be used, however.





Trixie Zulenka's bedroom, or as I like to call it, everything is made of metal what a pain in my ass. This was around the point in time I was losing shits to spend on this project.





Ruby Rose's bedroom, the third least interesting room in Concrete Fart. On the opposite wall from the one shown, there is an immense mirror, but otherwise everything is appreciably spartan. I do not know who the people are that are in that poster, but they watch her when she sleeps at night.





Moving on to the third floor of Concrete Fart, we have the men's bathroom. While less resplendent that the ladies', it is certainly still an agreeably ergonomic space, but let us not contemplate the ramifications of mounting a urinal to an outside wall.




The bedroom of Adam Gaite, sadly devoid of dinosaur paraphernalia. Perhaps this will change as Nealaphh gradually extracts every bone of everything that has died from the soil within a three mile radius of Concrete Farts.

One can only hope.





Demetri Malius' bedroom. The only room in Concrete Fart that can hold a flickering candle to the utter plainness of the Coat Room. Home is where the heart is, but where is Demetri's heart? Not here.





Atonement Blue Eyes' bedroom. When trying to figure out how to design Atonement's room, I operated on only the most basic of facts I gleaned from quickly skimming his profile page. The result was a cross between a dojo and a swingers bar.






Finally, the Attic, other wise known as Nealaphh's room. Things in this room shown: petrified human torsos, at least 12 mirrors, a hovering golden sun idol, the back of a family cedan, a painted red horse, a water fountain.

Things not in this room: a bed, a dresser, a computer, an alarm clock, other things that will make this seem funny fuck.



Tomorrow...the simulationing will truly commence.

[Dean Winchester]

No Dean? I am the sad! I was gone most of the weekend though so I probably missed it. Le sigh!


Still will be interesting to see how it goes!

[Ruby Rose]

I do not know who the people are that are in that poster, but they watch her when she sleeps at night.

I feel like my personal space has been invaded ;-;

[Jade Harley]

Aw, Ulhar, where are youuu D:

Also omg those room descriptions. xD If Demetri doesn't fill his entire room with stolen items I am going to be very doubtful of our resident princethief's princethiefliness!

EDIT: 9000000000000% certain that SimJade is going to set the house on fire with those conveniently placed household appliances :awesome:

[The Rogue]

I hope I'm not too late!

Ambitious
Animal Lover
Book Worm
Dare Devil
Handy

[Okor]

Okor

Couch Potato
Evil
Green Thumb
Mean Spirited
Slob

He is obviously a beneficial addition to the house hold.

[Tearen Wover]

So. Uh.

Here's how things went in Session 1.




:wat:










Immediatel upon unpausing for the first official time, everyone's thoughts immediately go to the pool. Wow! A pool in the basement! What wonder! What excitement! Think of the possibilities.


Then everybody gets lost along the way and forgets what they were doing.







To avoid the ruckus, Nealaphh goes up to the attic to begin its career of fine painting and being a general touch and go creepazoid.







Demetri, Atonement, Jade and Ruby spend the afternoon being stuck in the kitchen corner. At least they fed the animals.







Adam went upstairs and logged on to PesterSim. The only problem is that this is JADES ROOM. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN ROOM ADAM YOUR COMPUTER IS EVEN BETTER.








After the kitchen corner party, Jade and Ruby go up to Trixie's room to veg out on...news? Trixie is mostly concerned with Trixie though.








Bec begins his reign of destruction by tearing up a coffee table. C'mon god-dog, go teleport some bullets or something.









OH SHIT MAMI IS GETTING LUNCH PRETEND LIKE NOTHING IS HAPPENING.










After using Trixie's computer in Trixie's room, Ruby begins to use Adam's computer in Adam's room. Good thing Adam is still using Jade's computer in Jade's room.








My my, what is happening here? Trixie wants to talk about Adam? How does Adam feel about this?





Who cares moving on.







NEALAPHH YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE MAKING DINNER, CMON SOMEONE HAS TO BE RESPONSIBLE AROUND HERE.









Looks like Adam took Trixie's interest in him as an excuse to use her high ted future computer. Good job Adam, I'm sure that's what that meant.










Oh COME ON Nealaphh, give the girl her space! She's very sensitive about her excrement! Astronauts have nothing to do with this.


Or...


Are you suggesting that Mami should equip her school uniform with a waste collection unit, like a space suit?





THATS EVEN WORSE YOU FUCK.







Oh look! Bec wants to be friends with Ruby!









Too bad she's too busy making her hands talk! WOW DENIED.




Let's check in on Atonement.





Looks like the little fella is taking a nap! I wonder why he had to shave his head to do that? Also that's Demetri's bed, but the prince thief is at 'work' so I doubt he cares.










Oh wait no, he's in the kitchen. Demetri you ate like three hours ago and you missed your carpool. PUNCTUALITY IS THE FIRST STEP IN SUCCESSFUL ADVANCEMENT IN THIEVERY. FIX YOURSELF.



...good job trying Nealaphh's mac and cheese though. No one else did.






Nealaphh will paint him a picture to celebrate!











jades reading a book.





Don't worry Jade, your lack of shenanigans only serves to highlight the fact that you are clearly the most mature person here.






Well, seems Adam has been playing chess in Trixie's room for six hours straight now. Good thing we can't see his face; bleeding eyes is a really unpleasant sight.










Oh. looks like Trixie is in there with him, pumping some serious Iron. She's even in her workout outfit: a tweed blazer with a cravat wait what.









Apparently Mami is a secret fan of Madden. It's nice that Ruby let Mami use Ruby's computer in Ruby's room. BTW Mami got a part time job as a receptionist at the spa. Unfortunately she missed her first day of work due to getting lost in the living room.


there is only so much I can do.








Looks like Nealaphh is up bright and early to make everyone a nutritious breakfast! What a nice housemate.














Ruby is having a nice morning playing with some of Jade's toys. If it weren't for this picture that would sound really horrible.


By the way, apparently Jade's room is everyone's favorite hangout spot, except for Jade who hasn't stepped foot in it.





I wonder if Nealaphh is done making breakfast?






I hope so.









That's weird. Easy chairs aren't supposed to have plum bobs (green sim thingies for the plebs.) Atonement looks curious. Has the couch gained sentience?









The tension is high............











AUGHH!





Atonement seems to have taken that rather well. I can't imagine what Adam's reaction might have been? Where is that guy anyway.




HOW ODD.





We haven't checked in on Demetri for a while! I wonder how his work day is going?





Ahha.






NEALAPHH YOUR BEST FRIEND IS IN THE CLINK! QUICK, GET A BAIL READY






Or you could just take a nap in Mami's room.





Oh! Adam's bathroom meter is going down. I sure hope he isn't doing something wretched in Trixie's room. Better check in.







Adam.

Adam. That's the forbidden zone! Adam! Get out of there!

ADAM TRIXIE IS COMING.

RUN! HIDE.





TOO LATE. TRIXIE IS MURDER TIME.

































Adam is thoroughly incensed by the nonsense that was just perpetrated. What is going through this guy's head?


Apparently: ADDAMMMMMMM!!





AAAAAAADDDAAAAAAAAMM!!!








GGGGAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIITTEEEE!!!







...oh look, Mami is home from school.






Looks like Mammers has fully integrated with the western culture of the SimLife. Yes Mami. American is hamburger.


No. No, wear it proudly. Maybe it will distract people from your ET eyes.





...wait, who's in the downstair's closet?








THERE IS AN UNKNOWN FEMALE IN CONCRETE FART. POLICE. TRIXIE. ANYONE. DO SOMETHING.










Ruby is unable to help, because she lost sight of the house. I wonder where she is?


(Hint: She's twenty feet from the door.)




Oh! Looks like Demetri is doing something about it!









Yes, dancing the Lambada with a home invader is clearly the appropriate response.

BTW nice camo pants dude, I'm sure they make the best possible statement about your character.





This is all getting incredibly silly. Let's see what Blue Eyes is doing, he's usually not a huge spaz.





Oh yeah brah. Cranking some sick reps brah.


Let's all take a moment to appreciate the prominence of Atonement's crotch in this picture LOOK AT IT.






Whew, what a busy first Session. Let's end on Nealaphh; I wonder where it is?





Staring at Ruby as she sleeps in its bed, of course. Nealaphh, you have officially fulfilled all creepazoid expectations.

Hats off dude. YOU DA REAL MVP.

What do you have to say for yourself you skeevy weirdo?








That's what I thought.

[Trixie]

omfg this had me in tears. The part where I corner Adam in the bathroom was fucking awesome. :xd:

[Ruby Rose]

DAMNIT NEAL I NEARLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD WHILE PEOPLE ARE STILL DOING AN EXAM

Also, I dun like your creepy nature.

[Dean Winchester]

Hilarious man! It still lacks Dean in it. Damn people limits!

[Jade Harley]

that was iNCREDIBLE

everything about this is so perfect, words literally cannot describe the funnies happening here :psy:

[Tearen Wover]

Other people who want into Omnisims, let me know and I'll move you into the neighborhood.

I can't always promise you'll get too many cameos, but it's possible!


As usual I'll need you traits and favorite things. Remember I only have the Pets expansion!

[Blue Eyes]

You're doing damned well with Atonement. A Swinger's bar? How'd you know he liked his alcohol...Other then it being obvious.... And fun things... And GAINING UNLIMITED POWER!!! And the carpet is just fabulous!

Atonement also thinking about water.... *Looks at Second Life as pirate* . . . He likes bodies of water...But enclosed ones were easy to control...So he always camped inland near them...How is it the stupidity of my character matches the sim?...As long as we don't have anything big enough to fit a small dingy we should be goo- oh wait...Basement pool....

And Atonement sleeping?...*Looks at 7th life where most of it was him lounging around waiting for something to happen* well....Crap...At least he woke up to find the disturbance in the force....Couch Devil! Fortunately anything and everything can in the end match him...So YAY! This is such a fun thing to watch go on even if from afar~

[Moon]

I remind you of my entry earlier on.

[Simon]

Might as well throw Dante in:

Adventurous
Athletic
Brave
Charismatic
Daredevil

Fav. Color: Red
Fav. Food: why is pizza not an option Fruit Parfait
Fav. Music: why are these choices so restrictive Pop

[Tartaros]

Eh, I'll throw my lot in, what's the worst that could happen?

Disciplined
Handy
Light Sleeper
Adventurous (or Athletic)
Good Sense Of Humor

Fav. Colour: Grey
Fav. Food: these choices are pretty limited Spaghetti
Fav. Music: Latin

[Tearen Wover]

Dean gave me a list of things for his Sim, but I don't have access to some of them, so he's gonna be this;

Mean Spirited
Ambitious
Brave
Evil
Charismatic

[Dean Winchester]

That works too!