Pesterlog: Adam

[Roger Smith]

In which I will generally keep track of any and all pesterings done by or involving Adam.

Mood: ???

-- excentalAarmture [EA] started trolling martialExplorer [ME] at 9:27--

EA: ATTN::GREETINGX, hVman.::END
ME: holy fucking—
ME: no. you can't be here. no god damn way.
EA: ATTN::I had thoVght we woVld be over that diffiKVlt at thiX point in time.::END
EA: ATTN::THOVGH I XVppoXe I am not qValified to talK aboVt TIME.::END
EA: ATTN::THAT haX alwayX been yoVr area of eXpertiXe.::END
ME: you really just gonna do this?
ME: just show up here without any fucking warning, and then try and wave all of the shit you pulled under the bridge like it never happened?
ME: like there would ever be any chance of going back to anything resembling being friends or WHATEVER THE FUCK?
EA: ATTN::YOV Xeem qVite diXtreXXed by my preXenKe here.::END
EA: ATTN::THAT iX VnderXtandable, I XVppoXe. ::END
EA: ATTN::THOVGH I might remind yoV that it waX only dVe to interferenKe from yoVr XeXXion that I waX Xo groXXly effeKted and driVen to the lengthX I waX.::END
EA: ATTN::YOV doomed VX. I XhoVld be the one angry at yoV.::END
EA: ATTN::BVT yoV already Know thiX.::END
ME: i know, i know. for the love of fuck i know. i tried to make that right. YOU know that.
ME: but you're the one who went all murder happy and almost doomed MY session. that level of revenge just screws shit up in more ways than you can imagine.
EA: ATTN::YOV are not inKorreKt, hVman. I Kannot imagine.::END
EA: ATTN::BVT I do not need to imagine. I already Know.::END
EA: ATTN::BVT thiX iX not at all why I KontaKted yoV.::END
ME: great. then what DID you want?
EA: ATTN::TO KongratVlate yoV for yoVr performanKe in the Xtrange hVman bloodXport yoV partiKipated in.::END
EA: ATTN::IT waX faXKinating to obXerVe.::END
ME: you.....wait, you were watching that? how???
EA: ATTN::I waX in attendanKe. AMONG the KrowdX.::END
EA: ATTN::IT waX not a warm reKeption. THEY Xeemed Very diXpleaXed at my preXenKe, bVt made no moVe to remoVe me.::END
EA: ATTN::THEIR reaKtion waX almoXt identiKal to yoVrX Vpon oVr firXt faKe to faKe meeting.::END
EA: ATTN::THOVGH perhapX Xomewhat leXX oVtwardly Violent. AND far more diXgVXted.::END
ME: yeah, well...whatever. thanks i guess. just....don't. don't be you. don't fly off the handle again. don't do the creepy always watching thing. go bother someone else this time.
EA: ATTN::I haVe no one elXe to bother. BVT i will remain Konfined to my own deViKeX, if that iX what yoV hear dVKtneXtly prefer.::END
EA: ATTN::I will not be oVt of toVKh.::END

-- excentalAarmture [EA] ceased trolling martialExplorer [ME] at 9:44--

ME: shit. now i feel like an asshole. fan freakin' tastic.

-- martialExplorer [ME] stopped pestering excentalArmature [TC] at 2:08--

[Roger Smith]

Mood: ???

-- egregiousInquisitor [EI] began pestering martialExplorer [ME] at 2:33 --

EI: Well, well, mister Gaite. I must admit, I am rather disappointed in you.
EI: Spending so very much time idle, doing so much of nothing. It is quite unlike you, and quite disheartening.
EI: I would be quite concerned, if I felt that would have any meaning at all to you, in your present state or any other.

Several minutes pass without any response.

EI: You mean to ignore me? This is more disturbing than I had feared.
EI: I suppose the most sensible options would then be to continue to pester you until you respon out of irritation, or leave you be to continue stewing in whatever self-imposed solitary torment you have elected to inflict on yourself.
EI: It is therefore a very good thing indeed that while I strive to be a pleasant person, I am nothing if not stubborn, and quite sensible.
EI: I will not be leaving you be, mister Gaite. Not until you respond.
EI: If I have to traverse across this verse I stand in, through the Nexus and across the Green to rouse you from your stupor personally, then I should inform you I will do just that.
EI: Do not make me do that, it is a dreadfully long walk from where I am at the moment.
EI: ....your silence is very reassuring. Are you perhaps not simply ignoring me, and merely asleep? Or otherwise occupied? You do seem the type to do such a thing.
EI: Though even one as scatterbrained as you does not seem the type to have gone so long without upgrading their PesterChum-- ah, pardon, PesterOmni software that it does not feature an automatic idle feature.
EI: You remain online and aware of my incessant pestering.
EI: And so I really must question why you make this so difficult.
ME: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YPOU???
EI: Ah, and there we are. So good to see you actually say something.
ME: you are literally an abomination unto everything that has ever been. this politeness crap you try and pull is just creepy. stop it. stop being considerate and stubborn. right now.
EI: I'm sorry, Adam. I really am. But I'm afraid I just can't do that. Anymore than you can stop being a surly little bundle of anger and negativity.
ME: fuck you too, alright.
ME: what did you even want, anyway?
ME: i'd like to get back to my self-imposed solitary torment.
EI: You have not been your usual angry, outspoken, verse-wandering self lately. It was a cause for minor concern, and I merely wished to see if I might rouse you from whatever mire you'd fallen into.
ME: stop it. stop that. stop with the weird way of talking. speak in more dumb words. i'm too angry to comprehend you.
EI: You have been quiet and stationary. It was worrying. I wanted to try and get you back in action.
ME: alright listen here you little shit--
EI: Please do save your anger and bluster for someone who will actually respond or be effected by it.
EI: I have spent far too many years being shouted at by someone far more angry and actually fear-inspiring than you to have your juvenile screeching bother me in the slightest.
EI: And please, do not mistake my concern over your state for anything approaching actual care for your well-being. It was merely a courtesy from one survivor of SBURB to another.
EI: I ask you to keep that in mind, please, when next your temper toward me flares.
ME: ......you just have this way of being incredibly fucking terrifying while being so calm. you know that? it's unnatural. stop it.
EI: I make no promises.
ME: fuck.
ME: anyway
ME: i'm up now. i'm out of my funk. too much fuck in my brain to be depressed anymore.
ME: good job. 10/10. five stars. you dragged me back to the world of the living.
EI: Your lack of legitimate gratitude is duly noted.
EI: Regardless, I am glad I was successful. I will be in touch in the future.

-- egregiousInquisitor [EI] has ceased pestering martialExplorer [ME] at 2:38 --

ME: god damn it.
ME: just once
ME: JUST
ME: ONCE
ME: i'd like to not have some unsettlingly polite and creepy person who knows more than he should worried about me
ME: in a way that may or may not ACTUALLY be sincere
ME: god damn it

-- martialExplorer [ME] ceased pestering egregiousInquisitor [EI] at 2:39 --

[Roger Smith]

Mood: Maximum Over-grump

-- martialExplorer [ME] began pestering egregiousInquisitor [EI] at 4:47 --

ME: you.
ME: mysterious black text person of immense and unsettling politeness.
ME: heed my angry shithead little words.
EI: Ah, Adam. Always a joy to hear from. Though I had hoped it might be a little longer before I had the chance again.
EI: Something on your mind, friend?
ME: yeah so i left the tangled green and went back to the nexus on my way to head somewhere else.
ME: and along the way, i literally just fuckin picked up by this weird girl.
EI: Quite eloquently worded, as always, but I fail to see the issue.
ME: after she ran into me.
EI: The issue is still something I remain not seeing.
ME: and i am now just apparently along for the ride to wherever the hell she's going. along with her two friends or whatever.
EI: Oh, yes, darn. Blast that unexpected company.
EI But, Adam. Chum. Dear boy. I really must point out my amusement over this fact.
ME: amusement. really. i am somehow not surprised but still pissed off.
ME: explain. now.
EI: I do believe you may be one of the very few young men I am aware of who could actually manage to somehow be angry about your current situation. Having the opportunity, unexpected as it is, to spend time in the company of several lovely young ladies.
ME: .........what.
EI: My amusement continues to be boundless. And so I will leave you to your 'predicament'.
ME: i reiterate my former 'what.'
EI: Enjoy your time, Adam. And please, do TRY and be polite, won't you?

-- egregiousInquisitor [EI] has ceased pestering martialExplorer [ME] at 4:57 --

ME: god...god damn it.
ME: why did i even think anything could possibly come of this.
ME: waste of fuckin time as per usual.
ME: shit

-- martialExplorer [ME] ceased pestering egregiousInquisitor [EI] at 4:58 --