gardenGnostic's PesterOmni Memo

[Bandit With No Name]

-- smokeySkull [SS] responded to memo: hello?? at 3:58 --

MOOD: Bully

SS: yo so i thnk i got this rite
SS: yo m i tlkin 2 u?
SS: yo jde i found this thin 4 u
SS: u there or what??? how this work haha
SS: haha yo i jus threw some yelo lady off the platofrm
SS: she was liek
SS: NNOO U CANT KILL PEPLE CUZ DEATH IS MPORTANT
SS: HAHhah no it isnt
SS: yo we come back after liek
SS: she will b back in liek 3 dAYS
SS: WHEN U GOT LIKE 4EVR 2 LIVE THEN U CAN LIKE DO WHATEVER UWANT
SS: LIEK SERIOUSLY IM JUST WAITING TO DO SOMETHING
SS: I COULD BE READING A MAGAZINE BUT INSTEAD IM KILLING PEOPEL BECAUSE IT LITERALLY DOESN'T MATTER FOR PRIMES
SS: ITS JUst liek a prime to be like
SS: no life matters but thn when they got yo like go 2 the bathroom they kill like 10 secondaries & shit
SS: apperenylyu life nly matters if u r a prime
SS: thatS SOME DUM SHIT MAN LIEK WHEN I WAS A ECONARY NOBDOY AGGEVE LIKE A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT ME
SS: BUT NOW WE @ A THING THats specifically about killing each other and she starts goin on bout how liek evry life is sacred and shit
SS: y u join if you don't wanna kill and die and shit?????? like y u here
SS: srs u gotta b fuckin kiddin me
SS: so i tru her into some fuckin smog or whatever
SS: i don't even no if shes ded oR WAT
SS: BUT I WON SO WHATEVER
SS: Yo is there a good place to get
SS: q4562@WE5432543rfgvs fhgte
SS: yo muskit balls hrt liek fuck yo
SS: like shit mans I really need some help r some shit
SS: get liek a medc cuz i think imj gnna die
SS: o shit here' one
SS: haaha hes all reaked out
SS: calm down its just alf my body on fire
SS: haha fuckI THINK HE PASSED OUT HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
SS: o gross man he totally did
SS: srs what a punk
SS: be back later
SS: gnna pull all these lttle lead balls out of my gut
SS: haha wat a punk srsly


-- smokeySkull [SS] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 4:08 --

[Bandit With No Name]

-- smokeySkull [SS] responded to memo: hello?? at 4:09 --

MOOD: Bully

SS: hey man i jus read that u were seeing lots of negativness n stuff
SS: srry man im not tryin to b negativ
SS: that dude that passed was ok it was jus funny when he fell over
SS: .............................. but srs why did mami join irf she didnt want 2 kill people???
SS: anyWAY DUDE WHAT U DOIN?
SS: IM IN THE MED BAY GETTING STICHES 4 MY BULLETS
SS: IT WS COOL MEETING U
SS: I HPPE U R HAing a good collosseum man
SS: srs its a blast to fight in dont think its all neg and shit
SS: u havin funn watcing????
SS: have a good day mancuz u 2 cool man u didn't evn freak out when i put on my new arm
SS: we can trak more pictures later if u want
SS: aight peac


-- smokeySkull [SS] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 4:15 --

[Jade Harley]

MOOD: Peppy.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 4:12 --

GG: omg!!!!!! hi!! :D :D :D
GG: im sooo glad that youve figured out pesteromni!!!!!
GG: hey everyone, this is cool arm lady from before!!!
GG: be sure to say hello :)
GG: but how are you, smokeyskull??? besides being full of musket shot, thats gotta sting!!
GG: im having a great time at the colosseum, there are so many cool people here!!!!
GG: (you are THE coolest, though :0!!!)
GG: ive met up with some of my friends from my old universe and there are even some neat new people to talk to!!
GG: jak has been in the tournament as well, although he lost :(
GG: and dairydiarist is talking to their friend who was alsoooo in the tournament!
GG: but im having fun watching the fights, or at least adams anyway!!
GG: a lot of stuff just blew up, it was pretty crazy :0000
GG: and yeah, it seems kind of dumb for someone to enter a competition that is clearly written up as a possible fight to the death without actually thinking through the death part???
GG: what is up with that even :p
GG: like, i wouldnt kill someone for no reason at all, but if i was pitted in a ring against someone who wanted to take me out i just might if they didnt give me any other choice!!!
GG: im not exactly a stranger to dying a couple times and coming back, so it probably wouldnt have to be absolutely significant or anything to me
GG: if im just going to come back, whats the point in getting upset over it???
GG: id honestly be more upset if someone killed one of my friends, or my grandpa or bec!! :(
GG: mostly because i would be afraid they WOULDNT come back
GG: and whats up with this secondaries and primes thing????? what weirdo came up with those names, even??????
GG: it seems kind of super dumb
GG: like, this omnilium stuff is cool, sure, but its not THAT cool
GG: if i suddenly couldnt use it anymore id be just like i was before i went god tier, probably, although im not exactly at the top of my game now!! :p
GG: but i hope you heal up soon!!! i guess your going into the next round because you won??? thats sooooo cooool!!!!!! :D
GG: i hope that you do really well and win all the fights!!!! or at least a lot of them!!!!!
GG: gotta go, bye!!


-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 4:21 --

[Kopaka]

Mood: Homeostatic.

--reproachfulRimer [RR] responded to the memo: hello? at 4:30--

RR: v*vGreetings to all parties hereinv*v
RR: v*vIn this discourse ere I partakev*v
RR: v*vAlas, I find this naught but chafingv*v
RR: v*v'Twas every bit a mistake.v*v


--reproachfulRimer [RR] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 4:31--

[Jade Harley]

MOOD: Peppy.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 4:32 --

GG: ohhhhh nooooooooooo
GG: it is a white text person!! D:
GG: although they havent offered anyone candy yet so i think we are okay
GG: crisis averted
GG: no weird cue balls here, haha!!
GG: phew :0
GG: look at all those icy cool rhymes though
GG: is that a thing that we are doing now?????
GG: could this be the beginnings of a.......
GG: ......
GG: ...... wait for it
GG: .......
GG: .......
GG: ....... waaaaiit for iiiit
GG: ........
GG: ...... super awesome poetry slam????????!! :OO


-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 4:34 --

[Albert Wesker]

MOOD: Mystified

-- binaryDefender [BD] responded to the memo: hello?? at 11:28 --

BD: Greetings!
BD: Currently I am communicating on behalf of my operator, as he only has one hand and it is too large to adequately operate his Dataverse device to properly type longer messages and conversations.
BD: Rest assured, however, my words are his words precisely, down to the letter.
BD: Ahem....as for what he has to say...
BD: "I've seen a lot of talk about some tournament or other. I'd be lying if I said it didn't sound interesting."
BD: "Kind of sad I'm missing it."
BD: I don't mean to interject, but he really is more 'mildly disappointed' than 'sad'. He doesn't really...DO sad.
BD: "I must admit, the prospect of fighting to the death somehow seems to lose meaning in a world where the contestants in such a blood sport won't stay dead, provided they continue to be of amusement to that backwards shadow that brought us here."
BD: For clarification's sake, I must point out that my operator refers to Omni when he says 'backwards shadow'. I assume it is not a term of endearment.
BD: "But at the same time I guess it does lift some of the weight and moral repercussions of that kind of fight, so it makes it more entertaining for the ones who enjoy it."
BD: I must interject again to state that my operator and I both share a similar level of revulsion toward this concept.
BD: "Even as grisly as such a tournament must be, I'd honestly rather be there than where I am now. I bet the weather would be an improvement, if nothing else."
BD: My operator and I are once again in agreement. My temperature sensors indicate that the current environment is well above comfortable levels for humans and most human-like creatures. I find it thoroughly unpleasant, as well.
BD: My processors are running hot even at such low operation loads. It is distressing.
BD: "I apologize for all the negativity that seems to be going around, though I don't suppose that means much from someone who is uninvolved."
BD: "I should sign off for now. High heat is doing a number on this thing's cooling system and battery life."
BD: "Farewell, for now anyway."
BD: I reiterate my operator's farewell, and wish you all to come into a more positive outlook!

-- binaryDefender [BD] responding to the memo: hello?? at 11:40 --

[Bandit With No Name]

-- smokeySkull [SS] responded to memo: hello?? at 6:24 --

MOOD: Incendiary

SS: yooooooOOOOOOOOOOO LOOK @ ALL THESE PEOPL TALKIN TO EACH OTHRE
SS: MAN I NEVER MESSED WITG THE DATAVERSE B4 BUT THIS IS COOL
SS: I'M ON MY WAY TO My next reaound here so i gtotta go soon tho
SS: yo rr what u doing man dnt be bummed
SS: if u r a 2ndary d u need help???????????? wut is rong?
SS: if u a prime dude stop crying its ok u can literally do anything
SS: like imagine if you wanted an ice cream
SS: now u have an icecream
SS: dude i never even had icecream
SS: im gnna make a icecream
SS: hahahahaha holy shit this is crazy
SS: do u even no how cool that is?????
SS: fuck man dont vforget bein prime IS LIKE WAAAAAAYYYYYYY BETTER THAN BEIN A WECONDARY
SS: LIKE BE GRATEFUL DAmn
SS: ok i gotta go kill a guy
SS: ill be back soon


-- smokeySkull [SS] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 6:32 --

[Jade Harley]

MOOD: Peppy.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 6:33 --

GG: speaking of summoning stuff....
GG: would there be a limit to how much ice cream a person could create??????
GG: no, dont look at me like that karkat!! :p
GG: this is a serious scientific question!!!!!!
GG: i want to know if i can literally fill a bathtub with food, that would be totally nuts!!!
GG: aww, wait a minute
GG: does this mean i spent all that time rooting around in the snow for plants for no reason at all??
GG: uuuuuuuuuggghhhhhh @_@
GG: i didnt think the food would be safe then but i guess you would know better than i do, ss!!
GG: by the way, i hope you have a blast in your next fight!!
GG: try not to get set on fire this time!!!
GG: good luck!!!!!! :)


-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 6:36 --

[Strazio Rockwell]

MOOD: Ecstatic

-- wanderingWhimsy [WW] responded to memo: hello?? at 6:42 --

WW: Salutations my carnival compatriots! I hope all of you are having as magnificent a time as I am!
WW: I acquired one of these marvelous Dataverse Communication Devices from a conquering a contest of accuracy, I believe it was called "Darts"
WW: At any rate, my name is Valerie, and it is a pleasure to make acquaintances with all of you!
WW: Have you partaken in some delicious carnivalian delights?
WW: I believe my favorite so far was a wonderfully magical substance referred to as "candied cotton" it is an absolutely lovely treat!
WW: The Omniverse is completely full of such wondrous things!
WW: Most of the other patrons left to watch the gladiatorial matches, but I have no interest in such macabre festivities!
WW: Alas, even my own student left me to participate in the blood sport.
WW: The vendor operating the "Darts" kiosk informed me that this symbol is an appropriate one to convey my dismay D:
WW: I am unsure as to what D: means but I assume it is some foreign word for disappointment
WW: Not to say that I am in a sour mood, quite the opposite in fact, it is hard to have a poor disposition in such a fantastic place!
WW: Now if you'll be so kind as to excuse me I see a garishly dressed fellow handing out balloons that have been twisted into the shapes of animals, and I must simply have one!

-- wanderingWhimsy [WW] ceased responding to memo: hello?? at 6:48 --

[Jade Harley]

MOOD: Chipper.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 6:49 --

GG: lol, hi wanderingwhimsy!! :)
GG: the D: symbol is a smiley face, actually!!
GG: just tilt your head a little to the right and you'll see what im talking about
GG: emoticons make everything ten times more friendly and expressive, that is a scientifically proven fact!!!
GG: actually no i just made that up :p
GG: but theyre still very nice c:
GG: and is the carnival really that fun????
GG: while i was on my way to the colosseum i didnt really have much time to look over the different games and stuff, but that sure does sound as fantastic as you say it is!! c:
GG: and there are balloon animals??? ive never had one of those, omg!!!!!! :00000
GG: im so excited about all of these cool new things, this is all just so wonderful!!
GG: hopefully i will be able to score some neat balloon animal sometime while i am here, hmmmmmm...


-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 6:52 --

[Jade Harley]

MOOD: Peppy.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 6:59 --

GG: uhm, whoa, i guess theres a bunch of things happening in the dunes verse??
GG: the one with all the sand and nippur
GG: what the heck is up with that
GG: i mean, at least four people have mentioned big stuff going down there in the past two days!!!!
GG: this is kind of weird :/
GG: does anyone know whats going on????


-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 7:04 --

[Ruby Rose]

-- dairyDiarist [DD] responded to memo: hello?? at 21:48—

DD: CG, that wasn't very nice :(
DD: Sure, IU himself doesn't seem all that nice either...
DD: But that was uncalled for!
DD: That aside, I will now adress IU:
DD: I have been taught to kill; I could kill someone else just as easily as I could kill a Grimm.
DD: But that's what I was scared of.
DD: Wakka wasn't a cold killer!
DD: I could tell!
DD: If I had my life on the line, I bet my Dust I'd be able to kill them!
DD: But when it's unnecessary...
DD: There's just no point in it.
DD: If it amounts to nothing, what's even the point in committing an act that's looked down upon?!
DD: Ask yourself that, IU. Would you kill, only to achieve nothing, in neither the short or long run?
DD: Now!
DD: Let's stop with these morbid subjects and get back on track!
DD: GG, I guess I'll be meeting more than just you, then?
DD: Sweet!
DD: And the Frozen Fields, huh?
DD: Sounds... cold...
DD: SS, that's... quite a lot of cursing...
DD: But a very interesting wall of text nonetheless!
DD: Also, I mean no offense, but to help people better understand your writing, maybe get someone to help teach you how to spell?
DD: I dunno, just my opinion, it was just kinda hard to read...
DD: Sorry!
DD: Anyway, greetings RR!
DD: That white text is kinda blinding...
DD: But that was a pretty cool rhyme!
DD: And YES GG that is an awesome idea!
DD: BD, your 'operator', whoever that is, seems to be having quite the adventure himself!
DD: SS, have you really never had ice cream?!
DD: Well, thank goodness you can change that here!
DD: GG, I'm glad we're sharing the same brainwave here :D
DD: And I guess you probably did waste all that time!
DD: WW, greetings to you too! You sound like an awesome person, I'd love to meet you!
DD: Glad you're having fun too!
DD: And... balloon... animals...
DD: I'm resisting a burning urge at the moment...
DD: And there's something going down in another verse?
DD: Would it be worth checking out?
DD: Anyway, gotta shoot!
DD: See all of you all later!

-- dairyDiarist [DD] ceased responding to memo: hello?? at 22:07—

[Strazio Rockwell]

MOOD: Ecstatic

-- wanderingWhimsy [WW] responded to memo: hello?? at 7:05 --

WW: Oh, yes I see! The symbols do indeed look like expressive faces!
WW: How exciting!
WW: The strange man must be some form of sorcerer. His ability to create facsimiles of creatures through a balloon-based medium is uncanny.
WW: Oh how serendipitous! He has created some kind of "long-horse" for me, I am unsure as to what it truly is but it is fantastic!
WW: The balloon sorcerer has informed me that the enchanted creature is known as a "Giraffe"
WW: : D
WW: I hope I conveyed the appropriate emotion.
WW: The commotion in the Dunes is news to me as well, I've never been there.
WW: Too hot and sandy for my tastes.
WW: My plants would not grow well in such a climate.
WW: Salutations DD! I would love to meet you as well!
WW: I am currently participating in these wonderful carnivalian festivities, I would not be opposed to having a friend to experience this magical place together!
WW: If you wish to "hang out" as you Omniversians call it you can find me within the fair.
WW: I am the man wearing a fantastic robe of summer colors.
WW: I also have my long-horse balloon creature tied to my wrist, it is a curious feat that the balloon sorcerer can imbue his creations with the power of flight.
WW: In fact if any of you wish to have a grand time, please come and find me. I can assure you I am harmless! : D


-- wanderingWhimsy [WW] ceased responding to memo: hello?? at 7:07 --

[Jade Harley]

MOOD: Chipper.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 7:21 --

GG: oh my gosh, hi again everyone!!
GG: so many new chumhandles popping up here and there, its just fantastic to see!!! :)
GG: and oh, dont mind karkat dairydiarist!
GG: hes just like that sometimes :p
GG: okay, well, aaalll the time
GG: but still!!!
GG: he really means well
GG: and yes, we need to figure this ice cream thing out at once!!! :0
GG: ive never really had any either haha
GG: i think ive got the general idea though :)
GG: and i think ill wait to hear more about this ruckus over in the dunes
GG: it wouldnt make any sense if i were to just bust up in there and start kicking butt left and right until i found out what the heck was going on!!
GG: that would actually be pretty indecent i guess
GG: but that doesnt mean im not super curious about it!!! :p
GG: someone needs to start spilling the beans
GG: sir monroe is doing a pretty good job of that, though turning someone lips into a butt seems like the polar opposite of reconnaissance in my opinion
GG: hopefully he wont be doing that anytime soon!! :)
GG: and hi again wanderingwhimsy!!!
GG: haha yes emoticons are very exciting :D
GG: omg
GG: are you an avid gardener too?????
GG: neat!!!!
GG: and well, as long as you can assure us that youre harmless, i dont see why not!!!!
GG: lol
GG: i think that a meet up can certainly be arranged! :)
GG: talk to you guys later, bye!!!


-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 7:24 --

[Jade Harley]

MOOD: Peppy.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 11:57 --

GG: oh my gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GG: guess what????!
GG: i just checked one of the old clocks on my spectagoggles, the one that keeps up with my old universes calendar system, and its my birthday!!!!
GG: this is soooo exciting!!
GG: one year older without dying horribly, haha :)
GG: anyways, i hope you all are having the most wonderful days possible!!!!
GG: or at least that you are mostly okay :p
GG: my biggest birthday wish is that you all remain okay, did you know that??
GG: but ive got to go and explore the carnival in camelot and meet a lot of new people now, so bye!!!!
GG: this is going to be such a great day :)


-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 12:01 --

[The Rogue]

-- BulletTechnician [BT] responded to the memo: hello??? at 9:09 --

BT: Ηελλο, Ι σετ τηις υπ ωηεν Ι φιρστ γοτ ηερε βυτ νεϝερ ρεαλλψ εχπλορεδ ιτ. Αη γρεατ Ι'μ τψπιμγ ιν Αρξαδαιαν ξηαραξτερς αμδ υσινγ τηε Ενγλιση λανγυαμγε, λετ με σωιξη οϝερ.
BT: That should be better, oh and happy birthday GG, dying sucks, I’ve done it twice. I think….I didn't feel it the first time, well maybe Omni grabbed me before I hit the ground.
BT: Anyways, my ribs still hurt vaguely from the second time, oh and did you know that it takes three days for a Prime to come back after they die?
BT: Well, the Fountain is cool this time, some kind of sphere whose rotation is water powered, I think it's maδε οφ γρανιτε. Ιτ λοοκς ξοολ ανψωαψς.
BT: Oh and does anyone know ιφ τηερε ις α ξοσταλ αρεα? Ωηερε Ι γρεω υπ ις Αρξαδια, φορ τηοσε ωηερε Αρξαδια δοεσν'τ εχιστ, ιτ ις λοξατεδ ριγητ βελλοω τηε πεννεσυλα οδ Γρεεξε.
-- BulletTechnician [BT] ceased responding to the memo: hello??? at 9:17--

[The Rogue]

-- BulletTechnician [BT] responded to the memo: hello??? at 5:51 --

BT: Αη νεϝερμινδ Ι φουνδ ιτ, συστ ηαδ το λοοκ ιτ υπ.
-- BulletTechnician [BT] ceased responding to the memo: hello??? at 5:52--

[King Axorn]

MOOD: Chipper.

-- blazingExorcist [BE] responded to the memo: hello??? at 6:47 --

BE: Well....
BE: This should help me meet some new people.
BE: Hi everyone!
BE: The only person who's text I'm having trouble reading is bulletTechnician.
BE: I mean seriously, it's like some sort of code, and yet I can make out a word here or there.
BE: I hope to talk to all of you soon!
BE: :| )
-- blazingExorcist [BE] ceased responding to the memo: hello??? at 6:49--

[The Rogue]

-- BulletTechnician [BT] responded to the memo: hello??? at 10:58-

BT: Ηεψ ιτς νοτ μψ φαυλτ τηατ μψ λαμγυαγε σεττινγς φλιοπ φλοπ.
BT: But anyways, I switched it back.
BT: Can you understand me now?
BT: Well I met these two new Primes just now, one argues with themselves and the other likes to laugh when some might just wanna yell.
-- BulletTechnician [BT] ceased responding to the memo: hello??? at 11:00--

[Tartaros]

MOOD: Chipper

-- nomadicNeutrality [NN] responded to memo: hello??? at 12:44 --

NN: Right. This working?
NN: Wonderful. Hello everyone.
NN: First off. IU and CG. Make sure you don't cut yourself on all that edge you witless bastards.
NN: Second off. Some whiny red kid with a sniper rifle, his name's Adam or something, just blew half my face off and shot me in the progenoids. Rather sure he almost set me on fire too. So that was enjoyable.
NN: If youre in the Colosseum area. Please teach him a lesson in respect. He needs to learn to respect his elders.
NN: Oh and one other thing.
NN: Knowing the glory hound son of a grox-bitch, Okor is probably around there too.
NN: Massive green pile of death and self-righteousness. Smells like a corpse and carries around a sword the size of a small tree. Cannot miss him. Probably pissed as all hell too, considering he just got beat.
NN: If you get in his way. Well... don't. Or do. Not particularly my problem.
NN: Oh I'm ranting, aren't I? Sorry about that.
NN: Now if you will excuse me, everything still hurts like I got doused in phosphex and I got a few fights to watch.
NN: So I'll be off for the moment. Bye.

-- nomadicNeutrality [NN] ceased responding to the memo: hello??? at 12:49 --