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gardenGnostic's PesterOmni Memo
#21
-- informativeAnonymous [IA] responded to memo: hello?? at 7:35—

IA: Demetri's Dataverse Device has been confiscated.
IA: You would think prisoners would be smart enough to hide them and not post with them.
IA: He even threw it at me when i told him he couldn't use it.
IA: This thing is pretty neat though.

-- informativeAnonymous [IA] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 7:45 --[/quote]
All warfare is based on deception.
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#22
MOOD: Chipper.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 7:47 --

GG: hey!!! D:
GG: im sorry demetri made the bad choice of throwing his dataverse device at you, but could you please give it back??
GG: come on, hes one of the only friends i have!!
GG: i promise we wont talk about escape methods or anything....
GG: if youre not gonna give it back, could you at least tell him that im very concerned about his well-being and that he should try harder to stay safe???
GG: literally, phh always tells everyone to stay safe when signing off!!!
GG: but what does demetri go and do????
GG: he doesnt stay safe, is what he does :B
GG: gosh
GG: im sorry, this is just really upsetting!! :(
GG: could you pleeease give him his dataverse device back??? pretty please?????


-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 7:52 --
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#23
MOOD: Rancorous.

-- informativeAnonymous [IA] responded to memo: hello?? at 8:15—

IA: alright
IA: so after a long discussion with the prisoner, I am allowing communication
IA: BUT
IA: under supervised circumstances
IA: Gonna put this thing on speaker or something.


-- informativeAnonymous [IA] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 8:16 --

Voice Recognition Activated.

-- informativeAnonymous [IA] responded to memo: hello?? at 8:15—

IA: YES, THAT SWITCH THERE.
IA: Oh, alright, so it's working now.
IA: It is, now give it to me.
IA: No no, Mr. Malius, can't be taking any risks with you and your sneaky abilities.
IA: After what the front guards said, I'm sure you have a few tricks up your sleeve.
IA: WHAT SLEEVES? I HAVE NOT EVEN A SHIRT.
IA: That's not what I... look just do your thing or whatever.
IA: The only reason why you get to do this is because I enjoyed your little drawings on the wall.
IA: Fine.
IA: I shall comply.
IA: At least for the time being.
IA: gardenGnostic, or Jade, as you are called, I am well.
IA: Although I am cursed with the company of a glos pautonnier, but I shall endure.
IA: Hey what the hell doe that mean chain boy?
IA: It means you're an insolent boot licker for not taking out this dreadful painting.
IA: I could always switch the thing back off.
IA: Aghh.
IA: I apologize.
IA: Thank you.
IA: For your stupidity.
IA: Let me just stretch my finger to this switch really quick and-
IA: No wait I'm sincere!
IA: That's what I thought.
IA: Damn mnhmnm...
IA: What was that?
IA: Nothing!
IA: Aside from that, I am still awaiting my sentence.
IA: As for my secondary, IRIS as she had named herself, seems to have made it out the city.
IA: She has informed me that she is unsure whether to leave straight away.
IA: This is mostly due to her being in the company of my last client.
IA: And who is this client, chains for brains?
IA: I was not speaking to you, hedge-borne
IA: Well you are gonna have to speak sooner or later, especially once one of the King's guard shows.
IA: So be it, now hush.
IA: Hmph.
IA: Now, back to my previous thought.
IA: Now IRIS would most likely be needing a body as soon as possible, so she will most likely be searching in the dunes for a prime to aide her.
IA: As much as I am against this, I believe this to be he best course of action, since I am not sure how others will react to a motorbike driving itself.
IA: Perhaps after the situation has completely settled, I shall visit you in Camelot, as I plan to take up residence there at some point.
IA: From what I have heard from IRIS, it is not unlike my hometown.
IA: HA, sure.
IA: Like they will accept someone like you in their city.
IA:...
IA: Yeah yeah, no interruptions.
IA: Continue your babbling, prisoner.
IA: Ahem.
IA: However, I do have another mission to complete for Nealaphh, my headmaster from the Institute.
IA: If you happen to find his work and posts in the dataverse, I recommend taking a look.
IA: Don't hesitate to join us to... improve the omniverse.
IA: I am Vice Dean of Unity, if you so happen to be interested in discovering the secrets of this place.
IA: My voice grows weary, and my eyes as well from the sight of my hideous caretaker-
IA: That's it.
IA: I shall be off, I hope to meet -
IA: CLICK


-- informativeAnonymous [IA] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 8:27 --
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#24
MOOD: Chipper.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 8:30 --

GG: well this just isnt any good :c
GG: and i cant even head over to the dunes to investigate because of the tournament!!!
GG: i hope demetri will be alright
GG: he seems like a really cool guy, but it seems to me that he needs to learn how to better control his temper
GG: throwing dataverse devices at people isnt a nice thing to do!!!!
GG: i wonder if i can make a plea on his behalf to new babylon to let him go sooner??
GG: i dont know him all that well but he seems nice enough
GG: are you going to try and talk to them about it, phh??? :o
GG: that sounds like the best course of action to me!!!
GG: violence is obviously not the answer, i mean, look at what happened to demetri!!!
GG: poor guy :c he is going through some real bad times
GG: also, wow!!!! adam is up against this gigantic space marine or something in the tournament!!! :o
GG: i have no idea of what that title means but it sounds really cool!!!
GG: i wonder if they have any space-altering abilities??? that would be sooo amazing, but probably not so great for adam
GG: hes shouting a lot and it kind of hurts my ears :c
GG: but that’s okay!! i would probably be shouting a lot too, if i were fighting a space meringue!!!!
GG: i mean, a space marine
GG: duh!!!!
GG: according to the stuff i am reading on the dataverse, they are kind of a big deal and super impervious to a lot of attacks!!!! :o
GG: im not sure if this is going to go well if that is true
GG: but i have the utmost faith in adams ability!!! :D
GG: i really do think he can do this, if he doesnt get knocked clear out of the sky by one of those enormous bullets!!!!!
GG: like, what even are those?? are there people who are this strong everywhere in the omniverse????
GG: i might need to reconstruct my iron lass suit and proton cannon if that is the case!!!
GG: grandpa would never want me to wander around without a big gun, hehe :)
GG: ill have to figure out whats up with my sylladex, too!!
GG: the planets i have captchalogued cant be doing well…. i bet its super stuffy and stale in there!!!! D:
GG: i honestly dont know what i could do with them if i were to take them out though????
GG: carry them around all the time?? transfer them to flat ground??? juggle????? :B
GG: if i were to expand them i worry that someone would come along and terrorize all of the inhabitants!!! :c
GG: they are just all so cute, i couldnt tolerate that
GG: of course i could act as guardian and keep them safe
GG: that is my responsibility, after all, according to the promise i made to my planets denizen!! :o
GG: if i have to totally pummel someone to keep those planets safe, i would do it in a heartbeat!!! after giving them a proper warning, anyway
GG: this would all depend on whether or not i regain my full powers, though…. ugh
GG: what do you guys think?? :o
GG: also, phh, i hope your plans are going well!!
GG: even if you are traveling fast or slow, i am sure that the track laid before you will be even and fair
GG: youve probably made sure of that :)
GG: your quest sounds awfully tough, i cant believe that you have time to stop and talk to boring old me in this chat program!!
GG: i think you are pretty great for doing that, and you were the first person to speak to me when i was first brought here so i guess my opinion of you is awfully high
GG: like karkat said, you might not have my best interests at heart, but i still appreciate the fact that you admitted that that could be true even if you didnt say anything outright
GG: since youve given me so much great advice, i would like to give you some if thats okay!!! :)
GG: other people can probably take this advice too, i mean, if anyone else is reading my dumb memo
GG: soooo….
GG: if your plans do not turn out as you would like them to, it would be silly to go around regretting what youve done so far!! :o
GG: no time spent is wasted, everything has meaning!!!!
GG: time is just a silly old babbling brook, anyway, long and squiggly and telling us to watch our step for there might just be sharp rocks hidden below
GG: but we cant see the rocks
GG: meridian shadow hides them from view!!!
GG: it is a real confounding mystery!!!! :c
GG: but, they might also be covered in soft algae, so why bother worrying about everything before you have even taken your first step??? better yet, why not simply find a way around the stream and avoid getting your feet wet altogether????
GG: questions can be good for finding easier routes, but letting all that stuff mess with your head isnt very helpful!!!
GG: and as for anyone who might upset you, or demetri, or your institute, why not just let them be???
GG: you cant anticipate whether there are harmless minnows in the water or sharp-toothed snakes!!!
GG: its their own problem, i say, but it would still be better to try and make amends or talk it out
GG: id rather have a kindly minnow nibbling at my foot than a viper, personally!!!! :B
GG: i guess what i am trying to say is that, whatever happens, i believe that everything will truly turn out alright for you
GG: this omniverse is really what we make of it
GG: perhaps that is its creators biggest mistake, like you say!!!!
GG: i wouldnt doubt that for a second
GG: but more importantly it is what we do to the others around us
GG: so, i am going to go ahead and try to bring all that i can to this place
GG: my planet and race may have been destroyed, but time can be rewritten!!!! :)
GG: even if i am not particularly gifted at manipulating it
GG: as it was said to all of us upon coming here, we will be reborn if we die, even if dying is never a fun experience
GG: everyone, no matter how mean they were or what terrible things happened in their pasts, can be remade anew!!
GG: and i think that is the most wonderful thing
GG: it is an opportunity for growth, both as an individual and as a person who is undoubtedly important
GG: even the omnilium, in all its amazingness, cant match up to the amorphous elements that make up a persons character
GG: if you think about it for just a minute, being able to use omnilium doesnt really matter at all!!
GG: anyone can grow, soo….
GG: when, or if, i bring my planets here, i am going to trust each and every person to do what they think is right upon visiting them
GG: for if they are spirited enough
GG: and true
GG: they cant offend, harm, damage…
GG: or even seriously trouble those worlds!!! :)
GG: and if someone decides to hurt me, i will try not to be too bothered by it
GG: there are no permanent heroic or just deaths here, i think, so i will ultimately be alright
GG: at least physically :/
GG: so i can just come back and forgive them again and again until they finally decide to do something new that time around….
GG: im not sure if im making much sense to anyone right now, to be honest!!!
GG: i feel like i am talking myself in circles and not giving very good advice because of it @_@
GG: maybe i am just kind of rambling to keep my mind off of how much danger adam is in :/
GG: but i would like to encourage you to do what you think is best in everything that you do, phh
GG: and everyone else, i guess!!!
GG: i think….
GG: i think that i may not be as tough or as intelligent as a lot of the people who live here
GG: or that i might just not be able to tolerate any senseless violence or even violence that is meant to reach an end that could possibly be seen as good
GG: but i would like to be a friend to everyone
GG: and i hope that no one here seeks to betray my trust in this!!!!
GG: really and truly
GG: go and try to make the best of your circumstances, everyone!!! :D
GG: be sure to tell me about all of your wonderful adventures, or even the not so wonderful ones
GG: if you want to hear anything about the colosseum tournament so far, just ask!!
GG: bye you guys :)


-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 9:12 --
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Gamzee Makara Wrote:S’aight. After all, dogs have a tendency to motherfuckin’ bite.
#25
Mood: Bemused

-- egregiousInquisitor [EI] responded to the memo: hello?? at 10:29 --

EI: My, my, but I see that there has been quite an eventful and colorful discussion taking place here!
EI: How delightful!
EI: Regretfully I do not have that long to stay and converse, as I am on the road with a rather tight time table to maintain.
EI: Dreadful, really, as I never was much of the sort for Time...
EI: Space was always my forte, oh ho ho ho...
EI: Now then, gardenGnostic -- Jade, I believe it was?
EI: I take it from your messages thus far that you are present at the Colosseum, observing the tournament there?
EI: And your mention of Adam, might that be referring to Adam Gaite?
EI: Ah...I do not suppose that matters a great deal.
EI: Kindly disregard those last inquiries, won't you?
EI: But do me a favor and spare a cheer for Adam from his favorite inquisitor, won't you?
EI: He will be simply delighted to know that I am on my way to observe his particular method of violence.
EI: It is always so fascinating to observe.
EI: Until my arrival to the theater of violence in person, ta-ta!

-- egregiousInquisitor [EI] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 10:36 --
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#26
MOOD: Peppy.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 10:37 --

GG: uhm, okay!!
GG: most of what you have said is really creepy, but...
GG: i guess i will do that for you :B
GG: yell something at adam in your place, i mean
GG: once he gets finished with not dying and stuff
GG: you know... the usual
GG: by the way, who even are you??? :p
GG: not that im not excited to have a new friend to talk to!
GG: its just
GG: it is a little rude to know someone elses name without giving out your own and
GG: well uhm
GG: you are a space player as well?
GG: wow!! :D
GG: i guess you said you werent going to reply to this for a while so talking at you is kind of ridiculous at this point
GG: but uhm
GG: theater of violence, huh
GG: okay, then!!
GG: i will definitely... do the thing
GG: bye!


-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 10:44 --
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Gamzee Makara Wrote:S’aight. After all, dogs have a tendency to motherfuckin’ bite.
#27
Mood: Chipper

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG]responded to the memo: hello?? at 10:39 --

CG: JUST FOR THE RECORD
CG: YES
CG: YES I WOULD MAKE A BETTER FRIENDLEADER THAN PHD
CG: I KNOW THERE'S A BUNCH OF OTHER SHIT GOING ON
CG: BUT THAT IS LITERALLY ALL THAT I CAN SAY WITH THE AMOUNT OF WILLPOWER THAT I CURRENTLY HAVE


-- carcinoGeneticist [CG]ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 10:39 --
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#28
MOOD: Chummy.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 10:53 --

GG: omg
GG: okay, karkat
GG: it isnt a contest you know!!
GG: you are an excellent friendleader, thats totally true, but i think it would be good if i had more advice to go on!!
GG: not that your advice isnt totally up to snuff, its just that i think phh can bring a lot to the table friendleadership-wise
GG: i mean, phh probably would
GG: they are headmaster of a super cool institute, after all!!! :)
GG: anyways, i dont know who this friend of adams is???
GG: if they are even a friend
GG: i think they probably are, they seemed super interested in how he was doing in the tournament!!
GG: egregiousinquisitor, if youre reading this and are just choosing to be funny with not responding, adam is doing really well!!!
GG: he even did a neat timey thing :p
GG: i uhm
GG: hope we can talk again soon????
GG: i think ill just log off now and watch the theater of violence thing @_@


-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 10:61 --
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Gamzee Makara Wrote:S’aight. After all, dogs have a tendency to motherfuckin’ bite.
#29
Quote:Posted whilst Still in Hospital.

MOOD: Chummy.

– machinaFactor [MF] responded to the memo: hello?? at 11:23 –

MF: Woah. O.O
MF: A whole lot of stuff seems to have happened since I posted ... this morning?
MF: I hate the way time works in this universe. It's all over the place.
MF: First off, CG/GG could one of you tell Gamzee commiserations from me. He did really well in the tournament, it was just bad luck that his first opponent was so powerful.
MF: And I hope he feels better soon.
MF: Also, I have no idea what a friendleader is, but I'm sure you'd make a great one CG.
MF: ^_^
MF: IA, I'm not entirely sure what kind of business a member of the Institute could have had that would lead to them being thrown in jail...
MF: Though given that Nealaphh has multiple bounties on his head, I guess it maybe shouldn't be that big a surprise.
MF: It seems like people in power don't really get on with the OI very well...
MF: In any case, good luck getting out.
MF: Preferably through legal means, if possible.
MF: Though given that in large parts of the Omniverse, the 'law' basically consists of 'do what the toughest guy says', I realise that this may not be possible.
MF: So yeah, I hope you don't get killed or banished.
MF: GG – good luck guarding … your … planets.
MF: Did I read that right?
MF: Yup.
MF: That's definitely what you've written.
MF: Wow.
MF: There are so many powerful people here. -_-
MF: Still, if anyone could be trusted with the power to hold on to planets, I'm glad its someone like you.
MF: You seem kind enough to not be corrupted by all that power.
MF: I think I'd like to pay them a visit some day, if you're ever able to sort out that 'sylladex' thing of yours.
MF: Good luck with that. ^_^
MF: Anyway, I guess I'd better get some rest.
MF: I'm supposed to be recovering, after all.
MF: And I'm apparently going to be getting taught swordfighting tomorrow.
MF: I will say this for the Omniverse, magic is super-handy.
MF: Who would have thought that you could recover from life-threatening injuries in just a few days?
MF: Well … aside from all the people whose native worlds had magic in them, I guess.
MF: Anyway, bye everyone.


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#30
Mood: Chummy

--primordialPersistence [PP] responded to the memo: hello? at 11:40--

PP: Hello everyone.
PP: It seems as though there is some concern over the activities of the Omniverse Institute.
PP: It is entirely understandable, but I hope you will give me an opportunity to rectify these reservations.
PP: First of all, whatever it was that Demetri did to get himself incarcerated by New Babylon was not on any official Institute business.
PP: I have yet to ascertain the full situation, but everyone invested in this debacle can rest assured it is not the Institute's policy to intentionally incite violence.
PP: In this regard, Demetri can rest assured that we will discuss this.
PP: As for my own dubious criminal record, I can shed light on some of these instances.
PP: Yes, I did kill a Kingdom Scout during my first hours in the Omniverse.
PP: I had just been summoned, I was scared and confused.
PP: After being unable to persuade me to come with them, their leader decided it would be easier to forcibly transport me back to Camelot.
PP: I panicked, and he was killed as a result.
PP: I do regret this, but I also take responsibility for my actions.
PP: Shortly after this happened, an Empire patrol arrived and attempted to do the same thing.
PP: In this instance I was able to resolve the situation without violence, but it seems that the Empire decided I was still a threat worth eliminating.
PP: I had a second unfortunate encounter with Empire personnel a few weeks later.
PP: This was largely my fault, as I was in their territory to begin with.
PP: Again, I was able to resolve the situation without casualties, but some Empire property was damaged in the process.
PP: This leads to the circumstances of my final bounty.
PP: I had gone to Rapture in the hopes of discovering some information pertinent to my current goals.
PP: During my stay, I discovered the dynamic between the Little Sisters and their protectors.
PP: For those of you who are not aware, a Little Sister is a young human female who has had a special sea slug grafted to their organs to produce a substance called ADAM.
PP: I discovered that Little Sisters were the subjects of intense brainwashing that compelled them to carry out the task of reclaiming ADAM from dead Rapture citizens.
PP: The Little Sister I took from Rapture, Rebecca, had great potential to grow beyond the limits of her servile fate.
PP: In the interest of seeing her grow to meet that potential, I was forced to slay her brainwashed protector and take her from the city.
PP: My only regret in this instance is that I was unable to take more of them.
PP: It seems that there is now an effort being organized to force my punishment for these transgressions.
PP: It is to be expected, and I do hope to reconcile these crimes to the injured parties if I am able.
PP: There is still too much for me to do in the Omniverse proper, however, so I fear I will be forced to make an example of my pursuers.
PP: I only ask that you attempt to understand my perspective on these matters.
PP: If any of you wish to speak with me more on these matters, please do not hesitate to so so.
PP: Until then.
PP: Stay safe.


--primordialPersistence [PP] ceased responding to the memo: hello? at 11:42--
And, we dream of home I dream of life out of here Their dreams are small My dreams don't know fear I got my heart full of hope I will change everything No matter what I'm told How impossible it seems We did it before And we'll do it again We're indestructible Even when we're tired And we've been here before Just you and I
Don't try to rescue me I don't need to be rescued
#31
MOOD: Chummy.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 11:45 --

GG: it looks like youve got a lot of trouble following you around, phh! in the form of bounty hunters, no less
GG: im very sorry to hear that, and i hope you can smooth things out sooner rather than later with the empire and camelot
GG: i guess what happened with camelot wasnt just a simple misunderstanding, after all???? killing someone is awfully serious, but i guess they were a teensy tiny bit more at fault than you were in this instance
GG: and its great that youve taken on some responsibility for what happened!! im still awfully sorry to hear about all of the trouble you are going to go through for these mistakes, though :/
GG: and, uhm, maybe instead of making an example of the people hunting you down… you can just talk about it with them some more???
GG: i guess people who are even slightly about that kind of bounty hunting thing wouldnt really be the type for reasonable negotiation, and youve already made an attempt on that other post with little traction, but…
GG: maybe it is a little silly for me to hope for that kind of diplomacy :/
GG: it seems kind of unfair that a bunch of people would want to go after one person, if not a little… suspicious
GG: are you absolutely sure that you….
GG: that you arent....
GG: well
GG: nevermind
GG: i still would like for us to meet in person, but it seems really dangerous with how much omnilium is placed upon your head!!
GG: maybe later on we can all meet up and talk about our interesting adventures and other cool things!!! :D
GG: that would be so much fun, wouldnt it?? i can hardly wait!
GG: also, hi machinafactor!! its good to hear from you again, i was worried that your injuries might be worse than you were letting on
GG: i will definitely tell gamzee that you wished him well :)
GG: also, yes, i hope to bring the planets from my old game session to this place, bit by bit if possible!!!
GG: im sure my planet would fit well in the frozen fields, but i think ill leave the fates of lowas, lohac and lolar confined to a much smaller scale
GG: i will still care for them, but i wouldnt want to dump someone elses planet somewhere and expect them to be okay with my choice
GG: that would be really rude!! :p
GG: but anyways, im very glad that youre recovering well and that you are going to learn something new!!! :D
GG: maybe you wont run into any zombies, this time!
GG: im a little busy right now with talking to my new friend egregiousinquisitor, but ill still be checking in!!
GG: bye everyone, i wish you all the best!!! :)


-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 11:50 --
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Gamzee Makara Wrote:S’aight. After all, dogs have a tendency to motherfuckin’ bite.
#32
MOOD: Chipper.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 11:51 --

GG: now wait just one diddly darn minute
GG: the bounty board says that youre an eldritch shadow-thing, phh
GG: you wouldnt happen to have like
GG: some association with the furthest ring, would you???? D:
GG: i mean
GG: im not very hype about becoming a tanglebuddy or anything, thank you very much!!
GG: :////


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Gamzee Makara Wrote:S’aight. After all, dogs have a tendency to motherfuckin’ bite.
#33
MOOD: Chipper.

-- mechanicalMenace [MM] responded to the memo: hello?? at 12:03 --


MM: Alright, so finally out of that mess
MM: From this memo, it appears that creator is alive, although imprisoned.
MM: He was the guy who threw his dataverse device (ô)
MM: Well, at least the ottsel secondary and I escaped our pursuers, the same ones that currently hold Creator captive
MM: No idea what to do now, he is just riding me everywhere
MM: Heheh, that could be read as a sexual innuendo (õ)
MM: Just to clarify though, I am currently fused with a motorbike.
MM: To avoid any confusion.
MM: After all, I have no use for such things.
MM: And I don't like when people touch me.
MM: Which brings me to the next thing.
MM: I don't like being a machine that requires physical contact to operate
MM: So I need a new body.
MM: Creator is unavailable right now, so anything will do.
MM: Also, I would like to be something practical.
MM: And dangerous.
MM: Very very dangerous.
MM: actually can someone just make me a giant death machine to take over.
MM: I would DIE for one of those. (ø)
MM: Either way, let me know if anyone can get on that.
MM: As soon as possible.



-- mechanicalMenace [MM] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 12:09 --
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#34
Mood: lovely

--orangelightnin' [ol] responded to the memo "hello" at 5:11 pm:

[ol]: hello all
[ol] I'm ok I think
[ol] ... I'm sorry I...
[ol] *grits teeth*
[ol] 0w! Can't you be more careful?
[ol] sighs


--orangelightnin ceased responding to memo "hello" at 5:11 pm
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#35
MOOD: Peppy.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 12:20 --

GG: hi mechanicalmenace!!! :D
GG: wow, what a name!!
GG: and demetri made you??? he must be super smart!
GG: anyways, im not sure about what kind of body you might be wanting exactly???
GG: like, a mechanized horse or something would be cool
GG: wait
GG: never mind
GG: scratch that post out of your memories
GG: how about a... a cat body??? those fiendish felines are super dangerous!!! :O
GG: i wouldnt go so far as to build you a doomsday device, but i still would like to help you out somehow!!
GG: unfortunately, im in camelot and youre in the dunes :// that might be a problem
GG: also, hey orangelightnin!! :)
GG: are you sure that youre okay??? you dont seem so well
GG: you and mechanicalmenace are traveling together, right??
GG: good luck in finding a safe place to heal up in!!
GG: if you need any help you can pester me, but im not sure about how fast i will be able to arrive :/
GG: anyways, bye everyone!! i will definitely be checking in


-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 12:23 --
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#36
mood: hurt

Inittowinit responded to memo: hello? At 6:01 pm

[iw] is tha thing on? oWww damnit..

[iw] ow I'm feeling that for a while, better than being attacked by a metalhead ugh..
[iw] i.. Lost? Great what else could go wrong..
[iw] you don't know?]
[iw] I'll show you stubborn prime, ugh .. That white haired guy


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#37
Mood: Chummy

--primordialPersistence [PP] responded to the memo: hello? at 6:40--

PP: Hello everyone.
PP: gardenGnostic, if you have concerns as to the nature of my character, I would prefer that we talk about it in a forward manner.
PP: Though I do my best to resolve things peacefully, I will not attempt to pass myself off as incapable of hostility or moments of moral weakness.
PP: To that note, could you please just express what it is you think I am.
PP: I find you to be good company, and I would be rather upset if that had to change because of some misconception you might be secretly harboring.
PP: Furthermore, yes I am aware of my description on the bounty board.
PP: I am aware of the effect my appearance has on people in general.
PP: Do you think I chose to look this way.
PP: I did not.
PP: In my native universe, I looked nothing like this.
PP: I was given this form against my will.
PP: I have no association with whatever this furthest ring may be.
PP: There is no doubt I possess unnatural abilities and knowledge, which some might consider to discomforting.
PP: However.
PP: You yourself speak of handling entire planets as if it was nothing short of extraordinary.
PP: I have come to expect this sort of double standard, since my appearance is markedly inhuman.
PP: I did not, however, expect it from you.
PP: I hope indeed we can meet in person at some point to resolve these misconceptions.
PP: Until then.
PP: Stay safe.


--primordialPersistence [PP] ceased responding to the memo: hello? at 6:42--
And, we dream of home I dream of life out of here Their dreams are small My dreams don't know fear I got my heart full of hope I will change everything No matter what I'm told How impossible it seems We did it before And we'll do it again We're indestructible Even when we're tired And we've been here before Just you and I
Don't try to rescue me I don't need to be rescued
#38
MOOD: Chummy.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 12:47--

GG: oh noo, nonononoo!!!! D:
GG: i didnt mean to insult you or anything, phh, and really i could care less about what you look like!!
GG: and youve been so nice to me so far and although some of the things you might do might not be very agreeable to me i really do think youre a good friend!!
GG: its just
GG: well
GG: when my dreamself died, which is like an alternate body that wakes on the moons derse or prospit in this game i played, i couldnt sleep well for a while!
GG: in fact, i was really afraid to sleep at all!!
GG: this is because whenever i would sleep i would end up in this place called the furthest ring, where all these eldritch horrorterrors and elder gods would whisper horrible things about the destruction of whole universes by this real awful demon
GG: and it was an honestly horrible experience for me to listen to all that when i was trying very hard to keep my session afloat
GG: and the furthest ring kind of erm
GG: although there were definitely other powers at work there...
GG: led one of my friends down a very dangerous path
GG: i guess it was really unfair of me to pass judgement so quickly when i dont know you all that well, especially since i cant speak much to not looking different
GG: im really sorry, phh, that wasnt a very nice assumption to make that you might be like the past eldritch beings that ive been met with
GG: i hope that we can still be friends, even if what i said was awful ://


-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 12: 56--
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#39
MOOD: Chummy

-- dairyDiarist [DD] responded to memo at 9:41—

DD: Oh, wow, took me a while to read all of this!
DD: But I did it in the end!
DD: Yay, I guess!
DD: So... hi GG, PP, CG, MF, IA, OL, EI, MM and IW!
DD: I've noticed quite a few of the conversations going on.
DD: Mainly the ones centered around PP.
DD: You seem like a real nice guy!
DD: But GG's also nice too!
DD: I could do with some girl talk!
DD: Well... I think you're a girl anyway...
DD: This is gonna be so awkward if I'm wrong...
DD: Anyway!
DD: :( I was a little shocked to hear that you were imprisoned, IA.
DD: I hope the guards aren't meanies to you!
DD: I'll let my sweetheart do the talking with them if they're nasty to you :)
DD: IW, I knoooooow :*(
DD: I lost my fight too...
DD: You were against...
DD: Ah! How what a coincidence! Your opponent's fighting mine!
DD: I feel ya... I kinda... exploded mid-fight...
DD: Not literally!
DD: No, that happened back at my school where I'm from XD
DD: No... I kinda just blacked out... I'm glad Wakka turned my lights off.
DD: No idea what I would have done if he didn't.
DD: But anyway!
DD: (I seem to be saying that a lot...)
DD: It's been wonderful to meet all of you, and I would love to see you all face to face in the future!
DD: Guess I'll see y'all later!


-- dairyDiarist [DD] ceased responding to memo at 9:52—
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#40
MOOD: Peppy.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 9:57--

GG: hi dairydiarist!!
GG: yes, i am a girl! lol :p
GG: and yes we have all been talking a lot in this memo!!! its so great :D
GG: and youre at the colosseum tournament, too???
GG: and iw as well????
GG: thats so neat!!
GG: and explosions arent good, literally or not literally!!! :O
GG: are you feeling okay after all of that??
GG: i hope to meet you, sometime, too!! :)
GG: maybe we can meet up or something in the stands


-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 10:01 --
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