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Davenport Duplex, Apartment 3C
#1
Tier 2, 3PM
 
“Rent is due on the twentieth, you have a grace period of ten days after which you will be evicted from the building. You can have one pet, but no aggressive animals, no animals over forty five kilos, and they must be on a leash when not in your room. The pool is open all hours, except Mondays for cleaning, please no skinny dipping and keep all refreshments at the pool side, not in the pool. The free continental breakfast begins at five AM and ends at nine AM.” The elderly woman skimmed through a page, noting the important bits of each section with as much brevity as she could manage. Stein was leaned back in his chair, memorizing the little details as best he could without his mind wondering.
 
She finally came to the end of the contract, which she turned around to face him. A pen was slid his way. “Do you have any questions before you sign?”
 
“Nope! Sounds pretty good to me.” The hero accepted the pen and scribbled his John Handcock onto the line, did his initialing, stamped a date and all the formal mumbo jumbo that comes with this sort of business. “Aaaand there we go!” He placed the pen on the table and started to reach for the keys. He paused, waiting for the woman’s approval. With just a nod, he nabbed the single ring and key and stuffed it into his pocket.
 
“Now, I know you said you went to the lower tiers,” her milky eyes lowered to the bullet holes in his attire. “Just do us all a favor, leave them rapscallions down there, okay? I’m going out on a limb here, because you’re a cute kid.” He had mentioned several times he was well older than a kid, but he gave up on trying to convince her. She was probably ancient after all. Stein responded with a confirming nod. “Great! You’re in building three, third floor. Youngster like you shouldn’t have trouble with those stairs. You may take your leave, I’m sure you want to check out your room and unpack.”
 
Stein stood, shook the woman’s hand again and elegantly departed. After shutting her door, he practically rushed down the breezeway towards the third of the three story buildings. There were no elivators, but the brick buildings were close enough together that in between each building was a fully covered concrete staircase with rails and studded surfaces, to help during the rain and winter. Third floor was cheaper, but the building was definitely nothing to scoff at.
 
The duplex was definitely an upgrade from his tiny little two-room apartment. It still was no palace, but it was definitely comfortable. The door to his room was a little sticky when it came to unlocking it, but a slight nudge with his shoulder and it swung wide.
 
The air was a bit stale and a thin dust lined most of the tables. It had been empty for what he guessed might have been a few months. Who wanted the third floor apartment of a lower middle class duplex when there were apartments and condos just around the corner? Why did Stein want it? This place was classy. It had a rustic feel, free cable, pool, breakfast bar… and it promised to be a nice, quiet get away from the hustle and bustle of hero life.
 
His last apartment had been surrounded by a lot of noisy younger folk around his age. Booming stereos, loud arguments… Sure, there was that one cutie – but she was the only good thing beyond the cheap price of that place. The apartment below him was an old woman with her granddaughter. To one side was a young blue-collar couple and the other side was empty.
 
There was really only one downside to this purchase. As Stein entered the kitchen, he could still make out that little smell of death. His eyes fell to the floor in front of the dishwasher for a moment, remembering what the owner had said.
 
The last occupant died in here. A ninety year old man with no next of kin, left for almost two months until the owner had finally come to try and collect her rent. It was no violent murder or freak accident. Poor old guy had a sudden heart attack and his assist pager had been left across the room.  “Thanks for the apartment, old man. I’ll take good care of it.” It was this little grim fact that got the down payment waved, and why the top floor apartments were strictly for those without heart problems; safety protocols and all.
 
After offering a moment of silence for the man who’s death he profited from, he turned and continued scoping out the rooms. Since the old man had no next of kin, the building owner came into possession of everything in the apartment. His life insurance paid for his funeral, so she sold most things of value to pay for the pool. When she showed off the building, she had mentioned that Mr. Fredrick, or Freddy for short, had been living here for years, almost building the little sense of community that existed with the current occupants. It seemed an appropriate thing to do.
 
However, that left the non-valuables. Upon entering the bedroom, he made a bee line to the closet. Sure enough, it was full of clothing. Most of it needed a good wash, thanks to dust collecting on the shoulders. Freddy had an assortment of blazers and coats, as well as dress pants and a little tower of dressy and sporty arthritic shoes. From a glance he could tell that the shoes would be too small, but the rest seemed about his size.
 
Closing the closet, Stein loosed a sigh. He felt bad to profit off of a dead man, especially seeing as it was a good man who worked hard for all this. But he had been old, he lived an honest life from what he had been told. Better me than some hooligan. Stein was never hard on his apartments. A bit of a slob, but he never let anything fall into disrepair.
 
That was why he accepted the apartment. It felt right, like something just clicked. It was so different from his last apartment, high up on the twelvth floor – but it felt just as homey. From one side of his apartment he can look out into a two-lane street below with a steady but leisurely flow of traffic. Out the other he could see into the framed courtyard, complete with a clear swimming pool and a grassy lawn and covered gazeebo.
 
Even as he checked out the view, he spotted a couple of the old folks in the shade with a grill. Well. Time to meet the neighbors. Stein made a quick pit stop to change his shirt, taking one of Freddy’s dusty old Hawaiian styled shirts, red with gold palm leaves, and a pair of swim trunks. The trunks were a bit loose, but he pulled tight the drawstrings and they fit pretty comfortably. Of course Stein was going to get in a few laps today – the pool looked so damned inviting.
 
“Aye! New guy!” Immediately upon exiting the apartment, his neighbor caught him. The dark haired, beer bellied man had a friendly smile. He was smoking, leaning against the rail with an ash tray in hand. Now that’s classy. “I was just about to knock. We heard someone was taking Freddy’s apartment and Margery thought we should try and invite ya into the fold. You ain’t a vegetarian are ya? Or against smoking?”
 
My kind of people. “I’m a proud omnivore. Steak and a side salad, best of both worlds.”
 
“Amen, my friend.”
 
“Not against smoking either. I do a bit socially.”
 
“Well hell, got a party pack riecheer.” His accent had a bit of a twang, but Stein could not place it. The dark haired man tapped the butt of his soft pack on the rail, pushing a few up. Popping his cigarette betwixt his lips, he pulled one out and lit it on his own before handing it off to the hero. “See ya got Freddy’s favorite shirt on. Yea, old man said he got that in Costa da Sol a couple of years back. Glad it’s get’n some use, I tell ya.”
 
Accepting the cancer stick, Stein propped on the rail beside the man. He offered a hand in greeting, since it had not happened yet. “Name’s Stein, and this Freddy had great taste. Very comfy material and doubles as a safety vest.” That earned a chuckle from his new friend.
 
“Name’s Richy, I’m in 2C. We’re gonna be neighbors. My wife’s down at the ‘zeebo, whipping up some tater salad.” What salad? “After we finish, I’m s’posed to take ya down.” He was already half way down his, while Stein had only just taken his second drag.
 
“Ya seem pretty cool, guy, so Imma level with ya.” Here it comes. “Everyone’s gonna try to be cozy to get ya to feel comfortable. Some of the older folk are a bit pushy, but they don’t mean anything by it. If ya don’t wanna be part of the community we got, let ‘em down slowly, okay? A lot of people are kinda hopin’ you’d fill the void. Freddy was a good guy, and we’re hopin’ to have another good fella to take care of his old place and things.” Not the lecture I expected, Stein thought.
 
After another drag, he stubs out the cigarette, saving the remainder for later. “I like to think I’m a good guy. I took the apartment because the owner said you guys were pretty tight. I didn’t have that in my last building, and I don’t have any friends here, so I thought I’d kill two birds with one stone.” Stein grinned, rubbing his hands together. “And if it means I get invited to cookouts, I’ll remember to bring a dish or two next time around.”
 
The smells were reaching up to them. Stein was almost ravenous, he had not eaten all day – and most of yesterday. It would be nice to have a grounded place to stay, a fridge and a kitchen, and a couch with a TV for his me time. He might even be able to start up a game night like back in his highschool days.
 
“Then we should head on down.” He acted without thinking about it. “Hup!” Up and over, he dropped to the ground two stories below, landing with a solid stance, knees bending to absorb the impact. His feet tingled, but he was still durable enough to take this sort of impact.
 
Richy turned about to look down over the edge, brows high in surprise. “You okay down there?”
 
“I’m good, I’m going to meet the new gang!” Stein gave the OK hand gesture before heading towards the gazeebo. He could hear Richy racing down the stairs to catch up, but he had a minute or so. As he walked up, he noticed a good ten or so people were scattered around, doing various things and/or chatting it up with each other. “Hey guys!”
#2
The initial greeting Stein received was a unanimous hello, and then a jumbled of mixed, personalized salutations. Only one person approached, but it seemed to be an almost group act, picking out which of their inner circle would jump on the new guy next.
 
A blue-skinned man was the first to approach. Stein took note of the man’s bald head, fin-like ears and webbed hands. With large, black eyes and a slitted neck to complete the look, the Hero could almost certainly assume this man was a sea-fairing type. “Shavai, stranger! Food is almost complete, I have procured fresh fish, and with Mister Richard’s grill, we are having the cook out!” He spoke somewhat strange. Not as much his accent, but the way he worded things and annunciated everything he said sounded as if this was not his primary language.
 
 
“… Shavai?” He offered back. It sounded like it would be some sort of greeting. “Name’s Stein. I’m happy to see everyone here’s so friendly. Last place I lived I had to keep telling my neighbor to turn down his radio so my wineglasses didn’t shatter.” He chuckled, offering the man a hand in greeting. The aquan looked at the hand confused for a moment, but seemed to remember what the gesture meant. He took Stein’s hand in both of his own. “And I smell salmon… Hope you don’t mind the growling, I haven’t eaten well in a couple days.”
 
The aquan’s hairless brow ridge rose. “Oh! Then please, eat something to tide yourself over.” He lead Stein by the hand to the table with a few completed dishes already. He plucked a small paper plate from the stack and proceeded to fill it with a few pieces of grilled and raw fish, as well as a small scoop of some yellow looking chunky mush. He then placed the plate in the hand he had been holding. “Here! My name is Z’tar, I live right beneath you!”
 
“Oh, 2C?”
 
“Indeed! But perhaps later it might be more, as you humans say… literal?” Stein blinked. Literal? The man’s grin was wide. He could see various sharp, almost shark-like teeth lined up. It was not intimidating… not when this aquan man was apparently flirting with him. “Go eat, I must attend the grill. We shall continue talking later, yes?” The hero nodded, unable to hide a smile in response to the Aquan’s own infectious grin.
 
As the blue man turned, Stein spotted a retractable dorsal fin on his back. It was not shark-like, more spined like some sort of fish. Z’tar’s race was apparently not based off of one aquatic creature. Interesting to note, he’d have to ask about that. The only other aquatic being he had met was … Urusula. And that had been quite some time ago.
 
“Hi!” Stein almost jumped out of his skin. The abrupt greeting was from a chipper young thing. A sandy-haired boy peered up at him as he fetched himself a piece of cooked whiting. He looked to be about fourteen years old. “I’m Sunny, from 2B. Mom said you moved into Mr. Freddy’s house?”
 
Stein nodded. He walked over to an empty chair, gesturing with a little nod for the boy to join him with his own plate. “That’s right. Just moved in, Mrs. Davenport showed it off yesterday, and I just couldn’t turn it down.”
 
“Do you think its haunted? I wanted to get a video for my Youtube channel, but Mom says it would be rude.” Youtube? “So if you see something, can you try to record it for me?”
 
Stein smirked. “Oh I’ll do more than that. I’ll get you an interview and everything and see if I can’t help Mr. Freddy cross over on film. How’s that sound?”
 
Sunny’s eyes lit up. “That would be soo cool! I’ll get a million hits and so many likes!”
 
“But, you gotta pop my name in there too, and a link to my channel. It’s what all the big Youtubers do, you know.” The way Sunny nodded aggressively, it seems he was no new bloomer to the interwebs. “My channel’s still pretty new. Its Turtle Stein, if you want to look it up. I’m Stein, by the way.” He sat the plate on the table to offer his hand to the child.
 
Sunny just stared. The young youtuber started bouncing in his spot. “You mean the guy who posted that viral Hero video? You recorded the falling hero?”
 
“I am the falling hero.” Sunny’s eyes lit up and for a moment Stein thought the boy might just explode. “I have another video from two days ago as well. If you don’t believe me…” He lifted the hem of his Hawaiian shirt to reveal a couple of scars from his previous encounter.
 
“Gotta go!” Sunny was up and gone, taking his plate with him as he darts towards the duplex. Stein assumed the rush was to watch the video. Might have found me a fan. That was exactly what his ego needed… inflating.
 
As Sunny ran off, another child approached. She seemed close in age, with the same sandy hair and brown eyes Sunny had. Siblings, no doubt. “Sorry if my dork brother was being weird.” Called it. “I’m Storm… We’re twins.” She plops onto a chair beside Stein. “And I’m next in line, I guess.”
 
“So you guys ARE taking turns. I didn’t know my arrival would be such an organized event.” He combated Storm’s little snark with a touch of his own.
 
“Touche.” Her arms crossed and a bored expression dominated her face. “So, what do you do for fun?”
 
He forked a piece of raw, finely cut fish. The preparation was different, but he enjoyed the flavor none the less. Storm gave him a ‘Really dude?’ kind of look. After swallowing, he hummed thoughtfully, as if he had only begun to think of a response. “Eating, sleeping, TV and videogames. That’s pretty much it.” Well, training, but it was not exactly fun all the time. “You?”
 
Storm seemed to brighten up a little. “Same… Competitive gamer, pretty high up in the amateur circuit.”
 
“Nice. FPS?”
 
“RTS and RPG too, but FPS is my best.” She seemed quite proud of herself.
 
Stein nodded, accepting her bragging. “Well let me get settled, a system and a TV that isn’t a million years old, and I’ll see what you’re made of.” Storm just scoffed. “Don’t be like that, I’m a pretty quick crack shot myself.” Considering his lightning reflexes and his sense of danger, well… he has FPS in the bag.
 
Storm smirked. She clearly believed she had the upper hand. Stein might go easy on her… but not too easy. “Well, I’ll let you eat… I think my mom is next, so… be warned.”
#3
The next one to approach was the mother of the twins. She had slightly darker hair, but the same eyes as her children. She was a lovely woman, looked in her late twenties but he imagined she was probably closer to her late thirties. “Evening,” she cooed with a polite, gentle tone. Motherly, Stein surmised. It fit.
 
After swallowing the bite he managed to scarf down, he offered a hand in greeting. “Nice to meet you. Name’s Stein. I’d say I just moved in, but apparently everyone is pretty aware of that.”
 
“Malissa.” She accepted his handshake. Her grasp was gentle and soft, like a true lady. “Mother of the twins,”
 
“Figured. Storm informed me you were next in line.” Stein said with a chuckle. “Cute kids though. Probably more my speed with the videogames and youtube addictions. I may look like an adult, but I only act like it to pay the bills – most of which to entertain my inner child.”
 
Malissa responded with a light laugh. “I could never get into all that techno mumbo jumbo… I was born in Camelot, so it just goes right over my head.” Stein nodded. From his understanding, technology there as very limited. “I moved here with my ex-husband before the kids were born. He thought we would all be happier here. Sadly, he was a little too happy.”
 
That sounded rough. “I gotcha.”
 
“I feel bad they don’t get to see much of their father. What about you? Did you grow up with both parents?” This question again…
 
“Yea, but I had two dads. I was surrogate-born, and my biological mother kept in touch, so you could say I had three parents growing up, my mom just wasn’t as big a role.” Malissa’s brow arched. Wait for it…
 
“So,” here it comes… “Are you ….” She leads off, but Stein knew what she was suggesting.
 
He shook his head and forked another small bite of fish. “Nah. I’m straight. That whole ‘gay couples make gay babies’ is a myth.” The fish is popped into his maw for a few moments of savoring. Malissa seemed unsure how to really continue the conversation. She nodded while peering around. He could almost hear the gears spinning. “Doctor and an Investigator… Both really good men, liked helping anyone they could.” He left out the heavy impact they had on his early Heroing career. Maybe he would make the knowledge well known later on.
 
“I see. I’ll have to talk to you more about this, I can’t help to find it fascinating… Alas, so many other people want to meet you.” The woman offered a bright smile. She was a beautiful woman with a kind soul. No doubt she’d find a father for her children sooner or later. She rose, wished him farewell, then made her way over to the grill with Z’tar. He definitely noticed that little sashay of her hips as she walked away. Is everyone going to flirt with me?
 
By now, Stein was beginning to expect this… the flow of people trying to meet him. The next to join him at his table was a woman he guessed to be a few years younger than him. She was definitely a beauty. Ebony skin like milk chocolate, deep brown eyes, an infectious smile and a light pink gloss to her lips. She definitely turned some heads when she walked. Though not entirely flat, she had more of a lean figure. Cute, but not bombacious in figure, he’d say. “Hey Turtle.”
 
“Wait what?” The hero’s eyes widened and his brows dropped. The young woman retrieved her phone from her pocket and unlocked the screen. She showed him his own tweet, one of the #Herotime posts. “Oh… uh… You a fan?”
 
She smiled, knowing damn well she caught the up-and-coming celebrity off guard. “Well you’re not going to find me on the wrong side of one of those shields.” Her free hand rose, pretending to deflect make believe bullets out of the air. “Dianne Taylor. It’s pretty awesome to see a Prime live among us mere mortals.”
 
Her appreciation of his modesty was something he’d heard before. With a shrug, the hero said, “I’ve never been one for big flashy estates. It gets lonely at the top…”
 
Her brow rose. She looked good with an inquisitive expression. In fact, it seems her complexion was perfect for curiosity. “Oh? So Mr. Invincible desires companionship? Cute. Well you have your pick here. Not a lot of young guys tend to stay at the Duplex, and I won’t pretend I didn’t see you eyeing some milf meat…”
 
“Hey…” He held up a hand, a gesture to cool her jets. “To be absolutely fair… I’m a guy… it’s been a while… and there are a lot of pretty women here.”
 
Dianne finally pulled a chair from the table, propping an arm on the hard plastic surface as she sat. “I take it that’s why you stayed?”
 
Stein’s jaw shifted in thought. “It was one of the perks.”
 
“The others?”
 
“I was well informed there was a chef, weekly cookouts, a pool, and a billiard table, free gym and a free laundry mat for renters, and a breakfast bar…” He acted cool, as if all this didn’t have him leaping at the opportunity.
 
“I see you’re properly dressed for the pool too. Planning on going for a dip?”
 
Stein’s initial response was a laugh. “Duh.”
 
“Well, I think I’ve taken up enough of your time.” Wait, what? “If you want to hang out more, you should join us after ten for a swim. The pool’s heated, and all the children and elderly are asleep around that time.” Wait, WHAT? He did not have the chance to respond before she stood and departed. She too had a little sashay. This whole place is running on pheromones and libido!
 
Note to self… Check out the pool after hours…
#4
10 AM, the next day.
Holy fucking dynamite! Stein awoke with possibly the greatest headache of his life. His tongue felt like a desert and it felt like half his organs had crapped out somewhere during the night. Yup. Liver’s definitely failed. The stench of alcohol in his room and the number of bottles, solo cups and half empty bowl of chips suggested a party. This was one hell of a hangover – it must have been a great party.
 
The last thing Stein could recall was the meet and greet. The food was fantastic, but then someone cracked out a few bottles of booze… then everything went fuzzy. The first thing he realized was that he was passed on the floor. Sitting up made the ache worse, both in his head and in the liver currently trying to break down the metric ton of alcohol he consumed the night before.
 
The second thing he noticed was his wardrobe. First of all, he was freeballing. No shorts or boxers… just a toga. Why? Why… am… you know what, that’s fine. Makes total sense. The bedsheet tied almost expertly around him covered enough that he hopefully did not make a fool of himself. Hopefully…
 
By luck, the shades had been drawn and the room was nice and quiet. The only pain came from moving and breathing and existing. Still, the hung over hero crawled to his feet, groaning every inch of the way. His feet dragged across the hardwood floor. He had to remember the layout of his new apartment so he could keep his burning eyes shut.
 
Thump. He found the ground only a few seconds later, having tripped over something soft and groaning. Rolling away and splitting one eye open to take a look… he finds Dianne sprawled out on the floor, halfway under the coffee table. She too was attired in a toga, but the cloth had ridden up to show off the woman’s backside and frilly pink panties… Well then…
 
A topic for later – right now, Stein needed water, pronto. He took a quick count.  Dianne, Richy, Z’tar – who was butt naked and a pregnant woman comfortably slumbering on his couch… Stella, he assumed. After struggling his way to the kitchen, he whipped up five tall glasses of water, with a little bit of ice. Sadly, he lacked any migraine pills. They are now at the top of his to-do list.
 
“Wakey, wakey. Time to get up, you drunken lot.” No response. “Common guys, I’m pretty sure at least two of you have a job somewhere.” Stein lumbered around with the tray, nudging people with his cold toes. Z’tar was his first victim. “Hey, buddy, where’s your clothes?”
 
The first response was a groaning noise that sounded almost like… bubbling… then a language he did not understand. Of course, he spoke the language of Hangover enough to know it was probably a fish-language curse of Z’tar’s very existence; or Stein’s for waking him up… or both. The Aquan rolled over, revealing he did not need clothing. Outside of his masculine body, the crux of his legs had no sign of genitalia. Probably something like a dolphin, Stein imagined… then immediately regretted it.
 
The blue-skinned man spotted the water, smacked his dry lips, and weakly reached for one. Stein assisted, handing him a glass. It was emptied in seconds. “I’m sure there’s a Drink like a Fish reference here, but I’ll spare you a crappy pun.” Stein received the demons glare.
 
Next was Dianne. Damn, she’s hot… He almost did not want to wake the ebony beauty up – but… he had to. First step was slowly moving the coffee table, so she did not bump her head, and then he would pull her toga down to cover herself. Best save her modesty, he thought. “C’mon. Time to get up.” Speaking so pained him… but he had to be a polite guest. He knows he did not buy any of this alcohol, which meant his apartment had merely been used to crash at.
 
Dianne was easier to rouse. She rolled over, stretched and offered a languid smile. “Morning.”
 
“You have a bit of drool…” Stein gestured at his own jaw. Dianne quickly sat up and wiped her face but a moment after, she winced and cradled her head. “Brought you some water.”
 
She nudged him lightly with a dainty hand. “Such a gentleman.” She accepted the drink, but unlike Z’tar, she sipped at it. “Great party last night, I didn’t peg you the Karaoke type.” Well that’s embarrassing.
 
“I do what I can.” Stein tried to play it off cool. “Just wish I could remember it better.” He chuckled. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I still have one more drunkard to wake.” He then continued on the task at hand, leaving Dianne with one more charming grin.
 
Richy got a good stiff nudge to the knee. “You alive?” Richy seemed to be in as bad of shape as him and Z’tar. No doubt the three had some sort of competition going on between them. Richy groans at first, but another nudge gets him to roll over. By the stains on his toga, Richy seems to have lost by way of vomiting. Hopefully he managed to find a toilet or trashcan…
 
The man smacked his dry lips and struggled to open his eyes. Stein already had a glass held out for him. Before a word was said, Richy took the glass with a shaky hand and chugged it. Poor guy almost choked on an ice cube. “Easy man, no one’s taking it from ya.” He thumped his neighbor’s back with a heavy hand, just to help him during a moment of sputtering and coughing.
 
Richy was not into talking right now, so last but not least was Stella. He poked her shoulder lightly and she opened an eye. The pregnant mother-to-be did not have a hangover, as expected… but there was a suspicious bowl of candy wrappings beside the bed, along with various other food products that… should never be together. .. Including a pickle jar RIGHT NEXT to a peanut butter jar.
 
He still offered the glass of water and she accepted. Stella was attired in a toga as well, but he could tell from the strap on her un-sheeted arm she was fully dressed beneath it. It took a high blood-alcohol content to disrobe, apparently. “Thanks, Mr. Stein.  Did you sleep well?”
 
“Like the dead. Feel like it too.” The hero’s eyes were bloodshot, but he was quickly recovering. The headache was slowly fading, and his liver was no longer failing from alcohol poisoning, so that was good. “You need anything?”
 
“No, but since you’re the only one fully functional, you might want to check on Malissa… Poor girl is probably still passed out in the closet.”
 
Stein laughed. “Hey, wasn’t me this time!”
 
“It almost was, if Z’tar hadn’t woken you back up. Both of you passed out in there.” Stein’s brow rose in question. Stella responded with a devious little grin. “Z’tar won a game of beer pong and wanted to play Seven minutes in heaven with the guest of honor.”
 
“What’s that?”
 
“That explains why you said you’d play it with everyone.” Stella was trying to control herself, but every other word was accompanied by a laugh. Clearly a room of drunks was quite a show. “Anyway, you might want to go check on her.”
 
He did just that. Sure enough, he opened the closet door and there was Malissa… For a moment, he was frozen in pure shock. Poor woman was buck naked and clutching a bottle of whiskey… Stein also noticed that this is where he left his swim trunks. This might not be good. Kneeling beside her, he nudged her shoulder.
 
The lovely mother of twins woke. She seemed to be in better condition, probably passing out earlier in the party. “Brought some water.” Stein offered the drink. Malissa traded the whiskey for the glass and took a few deep gulps.
 
“Nice party…” She cleared her throat, sitting up. “Hand me my panties?” She requested, gesturing with a nod across the small room to a shelf. Black lace and tossed onto a few boxes of Mac ‘n Cheese. Stein handed them to her, but for a moment she seemed too out of it to get dressed. Not that he minded… “Did we…?”
 
“I can’t remember. Malissa said Z’tar dragged me out after we both passed out. Solid maybe… You feeling okay?”
 
She stretched her legs, then her arms, both of which gave Stein a great view. “I think you mean Stella, I’m Malissa. And minus the hangover… pretty good…”
 
“Right, my bad. I’m not immune to the detriments of alcohol either, I’m afraid.” Stein gave her shoulder a light pat before standing up. “Let me know if you need anything, I’m going to check and make sure Z’tar and Richy didn’t drown in their cups.” Malissa and Stein shared a little laugh. Poor guys had it rough, he doubted they had his regeneration factor to help them out.
 
 
 
 
It took a good half hour to round everyone up. Richy made a quick and agonizing trip to his apartment for some medicine for headaches, and once the goodies were dished out with another tall glass of water, the hung over folk made a ring around Stella. She had involuntarily become the designated lorekeeper of what was apparently an epic night of drinking, karaoke and… other things.
 
“Well it started out as a pool party, but then Z’tar and Richy thought we needed alcohol instead… They brought what must’ve been… oh jeeze, almost ten big bottles and a cooler of beer...” She paused, taking a bite of a peanut-butter smothered pickle.
 
Everyone was dressed, except for Dianne, who apparently could not find her top… so she was in jeans and a toga. Z’tar was wearing shorts, but remained bare chested and Stein was much the same. Everyone else looked ready for their day… though Malissa was still missing one of her socks. It looked as if a bunch of self-dressed kindergarteners were waiting for story time.
 
“After a little talking and goofing around, Stein started singing karaoke… He and Z’tar did a very lovely duet! Then, Z’tar suggests Seven Minutes in Heaven, and that’s when the night started getting REALLY funny!” Stella almost broke out into laughs. “Stein said he’d play a round with everyone! I don’t know what he thought it was, but he goes in with Z’tar, comes out with a look like someone had just explained rocket science to him!”
 
Z’tar had a shit eating grin on his face, those shark-like teeth almost glinting with pride. “Those seven minutes were the best of the night, I believe!”
 
“And then he goes in with Dianne! There’s some hooting and hollering, and then Stein comes out with a grin and Dianne practically stumbles out like she just ran a marathon.” Dianne was absolutely red. Her ebony skin almost looked like hot coals.
 
“Stein said he needed to rest for a minute, so he and Malissa start drinking together, giggling like absolute idiots – then when THEY go in all we here is dead silence! After seven minutes, I think Mr. Z’tar gets jealous and goes to check, and we find they were both passed out on the floor! So he drags Stein’s naked butt out, wraps him in a bed cloth and wakes him up. He grabs a few more and suddenly everyone is wearing togas and getting into round two of drinking!”
 
“Why didn’t you wake me up?” Malissa inquires, brows furrowed.
 
“We tried, you said you didn’t want to go to school, so we propped you up on a pillow and let you sleep it off.” Malissa huffs, but nods. She could see that happening, apparently. Stella just giggled like a mad man. “It was the BEST night out I’ve had in a long time!”
 
“Hey!” Richy interjects.
 
“Shush you, I know you had a good time too.” Stella telling it like it is. “I was laughing so hard I thought I was going into labor.”
 
It was Stein’s turn to interrupt. “So apparently I turned into a manslut when drunk.” That earned a laugh from just about everyone except Z’tar…
 
The Aquan wraps an arm around Stein, that wicked smile still in place. “I do not mind the man slutting. As my people say; ------“ For the life of him Stein could not understand the sounds the blue-guy was making. “Which means, there are plenty of fish in the sea!”
 
“I don’t think that means what you think it means, buddy.” Stein shook his head. He could not help but grin at the man’s way of looking at things.
 
Dianne, who was still flushed red, glared at Stein. “Well my people have a saying too! And it involves breakfast after the fact!”
 
Silence… Realization dawned and suddenly everyone was checking the time. “Anyone up for breakfast?” Stein suggested. In a bustle of motion, the adults with remnant hangovers were up and heading to the door.
 
“Gotta grab the twins!” Malissa chirped.
 
“I need to get Granny too, I’ll catch up!” Dianne chimed as well, prancing towards the door. “And a shirt!”
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Knock, knock. “Mr. Stein? It’s Sunny.” The bright and cheery voice of the young twin could not fully pierce the veil of gloom that shrouded the hero. He was grumpy, but he knew it was not Sunny’s fault. Hauling himself over to the door, he unlocked and opened it for the young youtuber. “Hey! So I saw you leave early, did you go out for another Herotime video?”
 
“I did,” he said with little emotion. If anything, it sounded gruff.
 
Sunny picked up on the sour mood. “Didn’t go to plan?” Stein gave Sunny a look. He wanted to be snappy, but he knew the boy didn’t deserve it. If anything, this might be the consolation he needed. Instead, he nodded towards the coffee table where the laptop sat. Knowing almost instantly what Stein wanted, Sunny ran over and plopped on the couch. He hit the play button for the video already on the screen.
 
Not even a minute in, his eyes widened with horror. “I… I see…” The wails coming from the little speakers drilled into Stein’s ears, driving him to an edge he did not want to be at. “This um… this one shouldn’t be posted… You’d be flagged for excessive gore.”
 
Stein’s mouth opened, he wanted to snap at Sunny. Instead, it closed and for a brief moment he considered the situation. “That’s… logical…”
 
“Secondly… you didn’t do this. I saw the way you dodged, it was self-preservation. I mean, I donno HOW you knew, but if you didn’t I don’t know if even you could have walked away from that Mr. Stein… That guy… He has some major power.”
 
“You mean the gun?”
 
“Sort of… It looks like he was really strong for that gun to be so powerful…” That’s not how things work… He was confused, and it seemed to show on his face. Sunny shrugged. “A weapon is only as strong as its user.”
 
That was odd. Maybe something to do with the way physics worked in this world? Some sort of quantum exchange? Maybe… Nope. Don’t care. Not the time to worry about that… “So what you’re saying is, that guy is pretty strong even without the gun?” Sunny nodded. Kind of like that brawler on Tier 1. “Maybe I should try to find him… He didn’t seem to be a hardened criminal, maybe… maybe I could convince him to fight for the good guys?”
 
“You think he’d join the Empire?”
 
“Maybe… I mean he might just be looking for a means of survival… and that’s the only life he knows.” He knew plenty of those people. He thought for a moment of Ursula. They were just misguided. It took only a helping hand. Had he not interrupted Ursela long ago, the poor woman would have been sushi by Saitama’s one punch. “I should go find him… Pay my respects.”
 
“Be careful… He’s probably going to slug you real good, even without the gun.” Been there, done that. “I’m guessing I can’t come, can I?”
 
Stein shook his head. He ruffles Sunny’s hair before standing from the couch and walking back to the door. “Go home. Pretend you didn’t see this… I’d rather not have this leak out. Not so much for my sake, but…  I’d hate to ruin that dude’s chances before I can even open the door for him.” It was my fault, after all. “Go home,” he repeated. “I’ll be back in a couple hours.”
 
“Oh!” Sunny popped up from the couch. “Mom says you should come over for dinner! I’ll tell her you’ll be a little late, we’re having tacos!”
 
Really? Tacos? … “Damnit kid, you’re making it hard to mope. Go home, tell her I’ll be back around seven-ish.” Sunny nodded and dashed for the door. Stein locked it behind him and pulled it closed.
 
“Oh!” Another surprise? “Malissa was looking for you too, she said she wanted to talk about the party last night. Wish I coulda been there, it sounded awesome!” Oh boy… “I’ll tell her you’ll see her in the morning, alright?”
 
“Perfect,” not perfect. This might get awkward.


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