gardenGnostic's PesterOmni Memo

[Jade Harley]

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MOOD: Chummy.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] opened new memo: hello?? at 3:37--

GG: uhhh so
GG: hi i guess!
GG: i dont really know if anyone is going to read this or not but i suppose its worth a shot!
GG: my name is jade harley and im kind of new around here!! this place is so weird hehe
GG: anyways im just in this memo to try and talk to people but its okay if you dont want to. but!! now i am going to tell this possibly empty void about my wonderful day! kind of like a super neat journal
GG: uhmm so where do i begin i guess?? lets see
GG: i recently arrived in this omniverse place which is kind of weird because i usually would know if someone was trying to drag me into a whole new universe!
GG: im a witch of space and stuff so im supposed to be good about that kind of thing. which i am! but to be honest this whole business has me kind of baffled
GG: anyway, so i hopped through this snowy gateway and arrived in a very pretty wintry place!! its so pretty but super cold oh my gosh
GG: and i was attacked by some giant snowbeast but dont worry i got away unscathed
GG: and now im looking at this nice spot of land! i think i might try and build a nice warm house here but im honestly not sure if i can do that??
GG: which is where you come in!!!! :)
GG: do you know if its possible for me to build large things like that with this omnilium stuff?? ive only ever used it for small things so im not sure if that would be a good idea
GG: so uhmm
GG: respond if you know anything about that! ill check back later
GG: thanks!! :)

-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 3:37--

[Tearen Wover]

Mood: Homeostatic.

--primordialPersistence [PP] responded to the memo: hello? at 5:40--

PP: Hello gardenGnostic.
PP: I apologize for my latent response; I was curtailed by an assertive elasmobranch.
PP: Allow me to be the first to welcome you to the Omniverse, though I wish it could be under more positive auspices.
PP: To answer your prudent question: Yes. It is possible to raise large structures through use of Omnilium.
PP: Based on the context presented; I conjecture that you are currently in the verse known as the Frozen Fields.
PP: I am impressed by the bravery of this choice as your first foray into the Omniverse.
PP: Perhaps you would consider giving this text a looking over.
PP: <!-- l --><a class="postlink-local" href="http://omniverse-rpg.com/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=2653#p29245">viewtopic.php?f=39&t=2653#p29245</a><!-- l --> .
PP: I believe you might find it enlightening to your current situation.
PP: If you should ever wish to contact me directly, I can be reached at <!-- e --><a href="mailto:nealaphh@antiomni.org">nealaphh@antiomni.org</a><!-- e --> .
PP: Until then.
PP: Stay safe.

--primordialPersistence [PP] ceased responding to the memo: hello? at 5:42--

[Gamzee Makara]

MOOD: Rancorous

--carcinoGeneticist [CG] responded to memo: hello?? at 7:29—

CG: J...JADE?! NO FUCKING WAY
CG: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY
CG: I
CG: I DONT THINK I CAN EVEN COMPREHEND THE AMOUNT OF BULLSHITTERY GOING ON RIGHT NOW IN THIS UNIVERSE THIS IS
CG: EXCUSE ME WHILE I SIT ON THIS STRANGE HUMAN BOYS SOFT COMFY LOOKING CHAIR EXCUSE ME ONE MOMENT PLEASE
CG: I CANT
CG:

--carcinoGeneticist [CG]has ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 7:29--








--carcinoGeneticist [CG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 7:31--

CG: OKAY IM GOOD NOW I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY PROCESSED THE AMOUNT OF BULLSHITTERY PREVIOUSLY STATED IN THE LAST RESPONSE
CG: JADE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN WITH THIS HOOFBEAST SHIT
CG: HOW DID YOU GET HERE?? WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? WERE YOU LIKE, SUMMONED BY THE CUEBALL IMPOSTOR ASSHOLE OR SOME ASSHOLE THAT WAS SUMMONED BY THE CUEBALL IMPOSTOR ASSHOLE?
CG: THIS UNIVERSE IS QUITE OBVIOUSLY FULL OF ASSHOLES IF YOU HAVE NOT YET NOTICED. ) ;B
CG: LISTEN WE NEED TO MEET UP OR SOMETHING, GET SHIT STRAIGHTENED OUT
CG: AT THE MOMENT I AM...
CG: *shudder*
CG: THAT WAS ME SHUDDERING BY THE WAY, INDICATED BY THE *'S
CG: ANYWAYS RIGHT NOW, AS LOATHE AS I AM TO SAY IT, 'I AM DOWN WITH THE CLOWN.'
CG: GAMZEE AND I ARE IN THIS WEIRD LITTLE TOWN CALLED AMBROSIA. HONESTLY I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS JUGGALO FUCK IS DOING, OR HOW I EVEN GOT ROPED INTO IT, BUT SHIT HAPPENED.
CG: GAMZEE HAS APPARENTLY IMPRESSED THE LEADER OF THIS TOWN AND IS TRYING TO FURTHER CURRY HER FAVOR BY DOING MENIAL AND MEANINGLESS TASKS, AND I'M PRETTY SURE I'M STUCK HELPING FOR NOW.
CG: RIGHT NOW WE'RE IN THIS WEIRD HUMAN KID'S HOUSE. NOT SURE WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING, BUT GAMZEE SEEMS PRETTY SURE OF WHAT HE'S DOING FOR ONCE IN HIS SHORT MISERABLE DRUG ADDLED LIFE, SO IM JUST GOING ALONG WITH IT I GUESS.
CG: I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT.
CG: WHATEVER.
CG: AND HEY I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF SKIMMING THROUGH THIS 'PRIMORDIAL' GUY'S MESSAGE AND EVEN CHECKED OUT THE LINK HE SENT YOU. IT SEEMS PRETTY USEFUL, SO TAKE A LOOK BUT....
CG: I DON'T KNOW WHAT HIS GAME IS, BUT BE CAREFUL
CG: NOT EVERYONE IN THIS UNIVERSE IS A FRIEND. I'M NOT SAYING HE ISN'T FRIENDLY, I'M SAYING HE'S SKETCHY AS FUCK BECAUSE HE IS FRIENDLY.
CG: ANYWAYS, NOW THAT YOU KNOW I'M AROUND, YOU CAN GET A HOLD OF ME WHEN YOU NEED TO
CG: LIKE I SAID, WE NEED TO MEET UP AND DISCUSS EXIT STRATEGIES AND THE LIKE.
CG: OH SHIT THIS HUMAN KID IS STARING AT US NOW UH
CG: YEAH I THINK WE KINDA STARTLED THIS ASSHOLE. HE'S A SBURB PLAYER, GOD-TIER AND EVERYTHING.
CG: MY HEAD IS FUCKING HURTING FROM ALL THIS STUPID INFORMATION THAT DOESN'T MATTER BUT MIGHT MATTER AND FUCK I GOTTA GO THIS KID LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO BLOW HIS TOP.
CG: DON'T DIE ON ME MORON, WE'VE GOT A LOT TO TALK ABOUT.

--carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 7:33--

[Tearen Wover]

Mood: Chummy.

--primordialPersistence [PP] responded to the memo: hello?? at 7:40--

PP: carcinoGeneticist, while I appreciate your bellicose concern for gardenGnostic, who I presume to be an existing acquaintance of yours, I am quite sure they are capable of handling themselves.
PP: Clearly, the dynamic of non-amiable stances of social exchange have made themselves abundantly evident via her interactions with the aforementioned 'snow beast'.
PP: It would appear, however, that my sympathetic nature is now under scrutiny.
PP: My 'game', as one might call it, is an attempt to assist newcomers to the Omnivers so that they might, in turn, be persuaded to help me at a future juncture.
PP: I believe reading through the text that I had previously suggested will reveal my aspirations as being appreciably lofty, and as such, I require as much favor from Primes as possible.
PP: Do I want something from gardenGnostic. Indeed. Is it possible that I do not have their best interest at heart. Surely. It is sensible to be circumspect in this penitentiary of ours.
PP: All I ask is for a chance to assist those in need, and if all goes well, perhaps they will assist me as well.
PP: That is my 'game'.
PP: I hope that you will see fit to give me that chance.
PP: Until then.
PP: Stay safe.


--primordialPersistence [PP] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 7:42--

[Jade Harley]

Mood: Chipper.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo at 5:55 --

GG: karkat!!!! hi!! :D
GG: oh my gosh i am so glad to hear from you!! woof!!
GG: yes we should totally meet up! primordial said that im in a place called the frozen fields so that would be so cool
GG: clown troll is with you? it sounds like you two are having a lot of neat adventures! i wish i could say the same, but all ive been doing is moving a couple rocks around
GG: also yes i was summoned by the cueball impostor man :B
GG: i dont know how we got here but i intend to find out once i get my tower set up and find a proper firearm
GG: and you found a god tier player?!! is he nice?? whats his title??
GG: oh noooooo that made me realize that this might be another stupid game construct ughhh
GG: i mean that might also be good, but then that makes me wonder where everyone else is?? are they even okay????
GG: it might not have anything to do with sburb i guess but still it worries me a little
GG: i hope i can meet up with you guys soon
GG: also!! i took a look at the monotruth and its different associated writings and it seems sort of sensible
GG: actually very sensible
GG: but i am not sure of what i could do right now to help so i will have to think about it primordial
GG: id feel bad if i just lollygagged around and made a fool of myself, although the unity branch does seem enticing!
GG: thanks for responding and being so nice though and telling me where i am!!
GG: that was great
GG: but uhm
GG: ill have to think it over
GG: thanks for being so understanding nevertheless
GG: stay safe karkat!!
GG: and you too primordial!!

-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo at 6:12 --

[Jade Harley]

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo at 11:32 --

GG: yes!!!
GG: my tower is complete, isnt that the greatest??
GG: and most of my stuff is still in my bedroom!! the treasured hunting rifles are missing however :C
GG: on the bright side, i have bec and grandpa here, too!! well, grandpabot, seeing as grandpa is kind of dead actually, but close enough
GG: anyways, heck yes!! there are so many thajdsakakhd
GG: oof!!
GG: sorry about that, bec just flopped on top of me
GG: theres an entire bed for you to sit on bec!!!
GG: go sit anywhere but on my face please @_@
GG: good dog
GG: oooookay, where were we?? oh right
GG: anyways, this is a really neat place but it is cooooooold
GG: colder than cold, actually!! :o
GG: im just glad that i have a warm house to stay in now so that i wont be freezing my butt off twenty four seven!!!!
GG: i have my garden atrium all set up, too!! would anyone like some flowers?? pumpkins??? maize????
GG: hmmmmmmm i guess ill have to check out this land some more later
GG: i think that i saw some people?? they were pretty far off, though, so i cant be sure
GG: right now im pretty tuckered out from all that scampering about in the snow!!
GG: sooooooo ill talk to you guys later :B
GG: bye!!!!

-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo at 1:02 --

[Tearen Wover]

Mood: Chummy.

--primordialPersistence [PP] responded to the memo: hello?? at 1:40--

PP: Hello gardenGnostic.
PP: I am glad that you were able to erect the domicile of your desired specifications.
PP: Please be sure to maintain a healthy body temperature for the next six hours to prevent a fatal bout of hypothermia.
PP: I may be able to offer insight into the distant figures you spotted.
PP: Based on what I can glean from your text, the enigmatic venturers are most likely Dwarves.
PP: They are a stout, hardy people that thrive on the pursuit of industry and engineering.
PP: Not many Primes visit the Frozen Fields, so it is likely they will make an effort to contact you.
PP: This is not anything to be concerned about; Dwarves are generally amiable to most types of people, and will be glad to have a neighbor such as yourself.
PP: They alternative is that they are Troll and they will kill you given the opportunity.
PP: If you are in danger, let me know. I may be able to send help.
PP: Until then.
PP: Stay safe.


--primordialPersistence [PP] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 1:42--

[Reece]

Mood: Chummy.

-- machinaFactor [MF] responded to the memo: hello? at 6:26 --

MF: Hey everyone.
MF: I just found this thing whilst learning how to use my Dataverse device.
MF: It seems pretty handy, I guess.
MF: Though more people use OmniTwitter.
MF: Is PesterOmni new or something?
MF: gardenGnostic, are we supposed to be building towers now?
MF: I'm not really sure what to do here, to be honest.
MF: I found a portal which I'm pretty sure is supposed to lead to a place called “the Pale Moors”.
MF: The Dataverse makes it sound pretty miserable.
MF: I'm not sure why people even bother living there when they could just move to Camelot instead.
MF: But I have nothing else to do, so I might as well go help them out, I guess.
MF: Well, cya.

-- machinaFactor [MF] ceased responding to the memo: hello? At 6:33 --

[Jade Harley]

Mood: Chipper.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 11:05 --

GG: wow, i slept for what felt like years!! :D
GG: its so great to have a nice bed to sleep in again, id almost forgotten how wonderful it feels to get a good nights rest
GG: i dont think that i have developed hypothermia but thank you for your concern
GG: it would suck if i ended up sick as a…
GG: …
GG: …
GG: …
GG: …
GG: ….
GG: dog 8)
GG: oh wait, im sorry that pun proooobably didnt make much sense to those of you who dont know me very well
GG: i think im about ninety percent human and ten percent dog???? ever since i hit god tier, anyways
GG: i havent really bothered to break it down into exact specifics yet
GG: on top of that genetic nonsense i am also technically a god???? or at least something close to that
GG: a hop skip and a jump up the evolutionary ladder, in any case!! :B
GG: my space powers are sort of out of commission at the moment, unfortunately :c
GG: i feel like i might be a bad person for missing that kind of rush
GG: just
GG: knowing where every particle of the universe is all at once in relation to everything else
GG: the knowledge that i could just as easily crush a world as save it
GG: or worse, hurt my friends
GG: it was all kind of overwhelming i suppose
GG: it was uncanny to have all that power to begin with, though, and im just a tiny bit glad that its been taken away
GG: the most awful part of this is that im going back on my word right now
GG: i cant finish my mission without my full spatial capabilities
GG: i made a promise that i would bring all of the planets from my universe to a new session, and now i dont even know where they are
GG: i wonder if i could potentially access my sylladex at some point
GG: hopefully they are still safe in there
GG: anyways, my back is still a little sore from my falling off a cliff like i did!! :c
GG: it could have been a lot worse, though…
GG: thankfully there was a dead body to cushion my fall!! c:
GG: i still feel bad about breaking off one of his tusks to defend myself with
GG: and oohh!!!!
GG: i had almost forgotten about those funny figures on the mountainside, thanks for reminding me
GG: gosh, i hope theyre dwarves, then!! those trolls do not sound very nice
GG: would they really try to kill me for no reason at all????
GG: i mean, karkats a troll and he has never implied actually wanting to gut me or anything
GG: at least, not that i can recall…
GG: maybe they are a different species altogether??
GG: oooo this seems like an opportunity for some spectacular research
GG: ill have to put together a new outfit before going out though, and reprogram my transportalizers with a passcode if these trolls are as aggressive as you say they are!!
GG: hmmmmmmm
GG: also, hello machinaFactor!!!! :D
GG: its very nice to meet you
GG: no, you dont have to build a tower
GG: at least not if you dont want to!! you totally could if you felt like it
GG: and i guess pesteromni is new??
GG: it was already on my device, soooo
GG: anyway, id love to hear about your adventures in the pale moors if you go there
GG: it sure sounds interesting, although maybe not the safest place to go
GG: ill be heading outside now, bye!!

-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 11:43 --

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 12:01 --

GG: dwarves!!!! :0

-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 12:02 --

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 12:20 --

GG: grandpabot seems to be getting along well with the dwarves, although they are really curious about how i built him
GG: too bad it was an alternate me that did!! :B
GG: soooo… there isnt any danger at the moment, at least none that i am aware of
GG: bec does seem to want to chew up this persons hat though
GG: soooo uhmmm
GG: is your day going well, primordialPersistence???? machinaFactor???? karkat????
GG: i hope you find everything you are looking for!! :)
GG: wait no bec
GG: bec dont eat the nice dwarfs hat!!!!
GG: ugh sorry you guys i have to make sure my dog doesnt cause bad interspecies relations
GG: i hope i will get to message you all later once my new friends have departed
GG: bye!!

-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 12:43 --

[Tearen Wover]

Mood: Chummy.

--primordialPersistence [PP] responded to the memo: hello?? at 1:40--

PP: Hello gardenGnostic.
PP: I am glad to hear that the travelers that had taken interest in your domicile were, in fact, Dwarves.
PP: I am certain that you have already discovered that they are a reasonable group of denizens.
PP: It would be in your best interest to cultivate a lasting relationship with them.
PP: Raw resources in the Frozen Fields are sparse, so having a cooperative relationship with a widespread infrastructure, such as that of the Dwarves', will be most beneficial to your continued prosperity.
PP: Regarding my own happenings, I am currently in the process of planning the logistics that will put in motion the production for a special weapon for use against Volvagia.
PP: I am slightly behind schedule in this matter, but I am optimistic that the assistance of my comrades will help put the timeframe of this endeavor back on track.
PP: It might interest you to know that I plan on constructing an arcology unit to serve as the base of operations for the Omniverse Institute once Volvagia has been dealt with.
PP: As such, I would value the input of an invested horticulturist in regards to ensuring that the contained environment within the arcology dome itself thrives to the fullest extent.
PP: The juncture of such consultation is still a long ways off, but when the time comes, I will let you know.
PP: Until then.
PP: Stay safe.


--primordialPersistence [PP] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 1:42--

[Jade Harley]

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 2:40 --

GG: hi again primordialpersistence!! :D
GG: wow i had no idea that dwarves could be so chatty
GG: but to be fair i havent really met any before now soooo...
GG: yep!! :B
GG: i think ive cultivated a pretty lasting relationship, and hopefully they will cultivate the seeds i gave to them in kind!!!!
GG: and oohh youre making a weapon?? to fight a dragon???? that sounds neat, if a little dangerous!!
GG: i hope everything goes well for you in doing that even if you are a bit behind schedule
GG: you seem like a pretty smart person, so i think youll get it done in record time anyways!! :)
GG: and its great that you have the support of friends to get it done, i know that thats always helped me so maybe it will work out for you too
GG: oooooo, an arcology unit certainly sounds interesting!! :D
GG: id be happy to help you with that, if it ever starts to be a thing
GG: on another note, has anyone heard about the coliseum tournament?????
GG: im going to that with karkat, probably, although i wont stay for all of the bloody parts
GG: the carnival sure seems grand though!! i think ill stick around for that, if nothing else
GG: anyways, ill be checking back in later
GG: bye!! :B

-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 3:01 --

[Demetri Malius]

Mood: Chummy

-- informativeAnonymous [IA] responded to memo: hello?? at 3:49—

IA: Great things, I am demeaning Molly us, an in form ant of the shorts.
IA: That ice snot wheat I sad.
IA: I find the voice enabled features rather poorly, I must be reviving IRIS soon, as this is rather perplexing to me alone.
IA: Allow me to begin again, I am Demetri Malius, an informant of the sorts.
IA: Although I am relatively new to this world, I an eager to find out its inner working and relay such information to others, given the right price or negotiations.
IA: I have not yet visited the verse you are currently in, but from what I have been told, at its base its what primordialPersistence, has said.
IA:In regards to the tournament, I have recently heard about the Colosseum, and though I am interested, I am a bit hesitant to join.
IA: I am no warrior, but I would like to test my combat skills in this realm, and observe whether or not they have improved.
IA: Are you considering joining the tournament?
IA: Either way, I must meet with a certain individual soon, I'll check for your response later.
IA: Don't hesitate to contact me if you ever need information on someone or something.

-- informativeAnonymous [IA] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 12:43 --

[Jade Harley]

Mood: Chummy.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to memo: hello?? at 1:42 --

GG: hello informativeAnonymous!! :D
GG: i was initially kind of worried about why someone was bringing up snot and shorts in my memo, haha
GG: im glad that you cleared that up
GG: so you are planning to gather information on this whole place????
GG: that sounds like an awful lot of work!! :0
GG: i have no doubt that if you set your mind to it that you can accomplish that, but wow!!! what a massive undertaking
GG: i would be interested in getting information like that, but im afraid that i dont have much money to spare right now
GG: sorry :/
GG: maybe i could interest you in some squash plants, instead???????
GG: also, no i wont be joining the tournament
GG: i am going with a friend however to watch his friend beat the snot out of other people, if we can get there in time
GG: fun times i guess!!!
GG: the other festivities sound more appealing to be perfectly honest :B
GG: but thats just my opinion!!
GG: not to bash on people who like that kind of thing
GG: im just saying that i can totally understand why you would be nervous about joining
GG: anyways, thats enough rambling from me for the next few hours!! c:
GG: bye!!!

-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to memo: hello?? at 2:01 --

[Jade Harley]

MOOD: Chummy.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 6:43--

GG: hi everyone!! :)
GG: this camelot place is a lot more interesting than i expected
GG: there are all kinds of cool people wandering around because of the tournament, too!!!
GG: i wonder if they have friends in the tournament or are just here to watch
GG: hopefully we will find our own friends soon!!
GG: karkat and i have been looking in on all the totally neat shops, but i dont have any money to pay with so i think ill try not to hang around those too much
GG: everything smells so good though you guys, you wouldnt believe it!!!
GG: there are so many wonderful decorations up as well, i have never seen anything like it!!!!
GG: the tournaments are already well under way, i can hear people cheering even from this far off!! :0
GG: but anyways, thats enough about what im up to
GG: how has everyone been since i last messaged this memo??
GG: informativeanonymous???? machinafactor???? primordial--

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GG: bec!!!
GG: bad dog @_@
GG: im sooo sorry you guys i just dont know what got into him!!
GG: he just jumped up and snatched my spectagoggles right off of my face
GG: ugh, and now theyre all covered in dog slobber!!
GG: bad, bad dog!!
GG: okay yes you can have a head pat :B
GG: good boy, dont do it again
GG: soooo, as i was saying before i was so rudely interrupted...
GG: how is everyone today??

-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 7:01--

[Tearen Wover]

Mood: Chummy.

--primordialPersistence [PP] responded to the memo: hello?? at 7:40--

PP: Hello gardenGnostic.
PP: I am glad that you have been venture out into the more populous areas of the Ommiverse.
PP: I've never been to Camelot, due to some unfortunate misunderstandings when I was first taken into the Omniverse.
PP: A few of my associates are in Camelot to watch the tournament, however.
PP: I purchased an entire box seating area for Institute members for the duration of the tournament.
PP: You and your compatriot are welcome to sit with them.
PP: I will notify them of your presence.
PP: Look for the two hovering geometric prisms and a young girl.
PP: As for myself, I just finished negotiating with some business associates, though I am concerned that they may not be trustworthy.
PP: It doesn't matter. Risks must be taken.
PP: I look forward to any future opportunity for us to meet in person.
PP: For the record, informativeAnonymous is an Institute member as well.
PP: Until then.
PP: Stay Safe.


--primordialPersistence [PP] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 7:42--

[Jak Mar]

Mood: Running for my Life

--OrangeLigntnin[OL] placed a new message out:

OL: It's crazy how much crap I can cause
OL: Running from Victor Wolfe
OL: .... HELP!
OL: Hope things are better than whatever things are happening here.
OL: Find my partner, leave a note!
OL: I'm sorry!
OL: Tell my partner and my friend, he's awesome!
OL: Don't trust them! Run from Nippur!

[Reece]

Posted whilst Recuperating in Darkshire.

-- machinaFactor [MF] responded to the memo: hello?? at 8:09 --

MF: Hi again, everyone.
MF: Just woke up. It turns out I've been in hospital for a couple days.
MF: Or whatever the medieval version of a hospital is called. They use magic instead of medicine.
MF: In retrospect, I probably should have been more careful whilst walking through the Pale Moors, even if it was daytime.
MF: I underestimated zombies. That did not go so well for me.
MF: Mostly feeling better now, though, so I'll probably be fine by tomorrow. I guess that's one good thing this world has that my home didn't.
MF: I've just heard about this Colosseum Tournament they're having in Camelot, and figured I might as well see if they're broadcasting any of it on the Dataverse.
MF: It's cool that you're going in person, gardenGnostic, I hope your friend does well … or at least, if they lose then I hope they're lucky enough to be fighting an opponent who'll let them live. O.O
MF: On the subject of going shopping, though, you could just summon coins with Omnilium, I think?
MF: I haven't actually tried it myself, but I don't see any reason why it shouldn't work.
MF: Unless you've already used up all of what that Omni guy gave you? Or you need to save it for something?
MF: Oh hell.
MF: I just realised.
MF: I'm going to have to pay my hospital bill at some point.
MF: T_T
MF: I'm so poor. I need to find a job. I wonder if anyone in Darkshire would even want to employ a homeless fourteen-year-old...?
MF: Meh. I'll figure something out.
MF: Oh, and primordialPestilence and informativeAnonymous, you're both in the Institute?
MF: Just looked over the chat logs. So, PP, you're actually Nealaphh?
MF: I'm not sure how I managed to not notice your email (or should that be 'dmail'?) address the first time I replied to this thing.
MF: And you have some friends watching the Tournamnet too, huh? It seems like everyone has an interest in seeing how this plays out.
MF: Well, bye guys.

-- machinaFactor [MF] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 8:16 --

[Jade Harley]

MOOD: Peppy.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 5:07 --

GG: hello everyone!! :D
GG: the camelot tournament is in full swing, i guess, but karkats friend just lost a round :c
GG: its okay, though, because he wont be in too much danger anymore in the ring!!!
GG: some of the contestants are really tough!!!!
GG: i wouldnt want to fight any of them, especially with how many explosions and stuff i can hear going on
GG: gamzee still seems pretty upset about it...
GG: also, i saw your friends primordialpersistence!!
GG: unfortunately bec started acting up so i couldnt go speak to anyone, but maybe once he has calmed down a little i will
GG: it was really strange… i think he probably wanted to chew on your geometric pals?? :B
GG: he has a weird thing about fetching random objects, so i wouldnt put it past him
GG: some unfortunate misunderstandings with camelot, huh???? :c
GG: that stinks, because most of the stuff that ive seen here so far is pretty breathtaking and soooo amazing!!!
GG: hopefully they will get over it and let you visit sometime, because it sounds totally dumb that they would get so upset over some little thing that they wouldnt even want someone walking around
GG: unless whatever the misunderstandings were about is totally unforgivable, but that doesnt seem likely because youve been so nice!!
GG: im sure whatever you did to make them upset was entirely accidental
GG: maybe you can talk it out with someone over there and make amends?? :o
GG: thats what i would try to do, and if they refuse to do that theyre just being outright unreasonable and mean!!!
GG: oh!!!! :O
GG: orangelightnin, are you okay?????
GG: it sounds like you are in heaps of trouble!!!! D:
GG: nippur, nippur… isnt that some place in one of the other verses???
GG: uhmmm…
GG: the endless dunes, right?? a faction city!!!
GG: im guessing that someone from new babylon is after you??
GG: do you need someone to help you out??? :O
GG: ill do my best to find this partner of yours, orangelightnin, dont worry!!
GG: ill ask around for them while in camelot, hopefully they are still around
GG: and hello again machinafactor!! i hope you are doing well in recovery
GG: bleh, zombies!! D:
GG: i had no idea that all of the verses would be so dangerous, but i guess that one really takes the cake thus far @_@
GG: all of this murdery, horrible kind of business is super perplexing
GG: i mean, why are there so many things actively trying to kill everyone??? D:
GG: its just no good, and totally dumb to boot!!
GG: hopefully things will quiet down at some point and everyone can just get along
GG: i swear, its like a game session gone horribly wrong or something
GG: uggggghhhhhhh
GG: but i really do wish you all the best in whatever you are up to, i mean, as long as it isnt something too murdery
GG: anyways, bye you guys!!!
GG: make good, non-murdery choices please

-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 5:29 --

[Demetri Malius]

[bb]Mood: [/b]Chummy

-- informativeAnonymous [IA] responded to memo: hello?? at 6:49—

IA: Alas, that did not go as well as I had expected.
IA: So, I currently find myself improsoned right now, not sure exactly what I should be expecting
IA: I wonder if they shall assign to me the penalty of death.
IA: Luckily, I happen to have escaped these situations often in my home world, hopefully I shall be able to do the same here.
IA: The only thing that bothers me is this giant picture of what who I assume to be the Royal King of this vicinity.
IA: I acted in the most appropriate fashion and defaced the atrocity.
IA:However, enough about my predicament, it seems that the tournament kn Camelot is going well.
IA: Perhaps, if my secondary survived, she can viait and observe the current contestants.
IA: Though she currently is in need of a new body...
IA: I have hopes that perhaps another prime being can indulge in a request to create on for her.
IA: I hope all goes well for you gardenGnostic, I must check other things.

-- informativeAnonymous [IA] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 7:22 --

[Jade Harley]

MOOD: Chipper.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] responded to the memo: hello?? at 7:24 --

GG: hello all!! :D
GG: id like to start off this message with these pictures of a super cool person who i just met in camelot!!!
GG: just give me a second to upload them….. okay, here they are!
GG: look at that arm healing thing!!!!! :O.jpeg
GG: what is that sign shes making with her hand?? so awesome!!.jpeg
GG: anyways, she called herself bandit and she was really amazing
GG: you see that arm??? she attached it to the space where her other arm was lobbed off and knit it all together with omnilium!!!!
GG: isnt that just the coolest??
GG: i wonder how many people have done that before????? :0
GG: and she just like
GG: jammed it in!!
GG: she is such a badass!!!! :O
GG: hopefully she will learn how to post in this memo, i think you guys would like her
GG: also, i just came up with something!!! :O
GG: primordialpersistence, your name is nealaphh, right??
GG: can i call you phh???? it kind of seems like how your handle would be abbreviated but not
GG: phh!! see, its a neat nickname!!! :D
GG: anyways, phh
GG: youre the headmaster of the omniverse institute, right??
GG: does that mean that you are a particularly skilled friendleader????
GG: im asking because i think i might need to employ some friendleading skills soon enough, although karkat would prooooobably be better suited to that kind of thing :/
GG: im not sure, to be honest with you!!
GG: but you seem to be super knowledgeable about pretty much everything, so i thought id ask just in case i needed any good advice
GG: also, hi informativeanonymous!! or demetri, i guess! :D
GG: its nice to hear from you, even if it sounds like you have been.... imprisoned?? ohh noooo!!
GG: wait, why are they letting you use your dataverse device???
GG: i mean, its cool that you get to talk in here, dont get me wrong on that!!
GG: but like
GG: wow
GG: lol :)
GG: also, i could probably help this friend of yours get a new body!! it really wouldnt be a bother
GG: and i hope everything goes well for you, too, and that you can get out of your prison in a swift and safe manner!!! c:
GG: im so glad that i have so many cool people to talk to, even if most of the people listed on my chumroll havent pestered me yet
GG: maybe they are just shy?? :O
GG: anyways, ill be around!!!
GG: bye everyone!!


-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased responding to the memo: hello?? at 7:32 --