RAGE THREAD!

[Tartaros]

ALRIGHT YOU FUCKING JANKERS, IT'S TIME FOR A RAGE THREAD! POST SHIT THAT PISSES YOU OFF, AND PISS OTHER PEOPLE OFF! :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage:



^ THAT WAS AN EXAMPLE YOU JANK-FACES!

[Thaal Sinestro]

SAO is the most sexist, male power fantasy, self-jerking, fucko shitshow wankmobile that I've ever seen in my life. The term "fanservice" and "sexual assault" have apparently become synonymous in the anime culture if that FUCKING SHOW is now one of the shows people point to as a good show.

All I have to say is FUCK YOU to the current anime culture that treats women as objects, that treats them as rewards, and that so flippantly equates skill and prowess as a reason that you are ENTITLED to romantic relationships. FUCK YOU to the current EVERYTHING culture, that shits on communication in relationships as something that is somehow "awkward" and that treats CLEAR, ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT as something that only "sluts" so. FUCK YOU. FUUUUUCKKK YOUUUUU

[Ganondorf]

Guts would murder that jerk SOOOOO HARD.

[Dean Winchester]

Sleeping in and missing something awesome.


The one weekend we were in home port not too long ago I went to bed and was going to wake up at 7 to check facebook then go downtown. Instead I slept through my alarm. If I had just woken up as planned and went downtown I could have met Stephen Amell, the dude from Arrow. He was a ten minute drive from me in Victoria live streaming to facebook that he was in Victoria and for people to come see him.


I saw it when I woke up... five hours later then I had originally planned.

Fuck. That. Shit.

[Shulk]

No words are necessary.

[Gin Yatreg]

RAGGLEFRAGGLE

[Lemmy Koopa]

When my mom becomes drunk. Oh my fucking goodness, how that pisses me off. All she does is say stupid shit and expect ME to do something? She has been doing this since 2011. TWO THOUSAND AND GODDAMN ELEVEN.

The worst of arguments break out from us when she's drunk. I mean, tonight, she says she'll make dinner and what does she do? SHE NEGLECTS HER FUCKING WORD ALL BECAUSE SHE'S FUCKING DRUNK GODDAMNIT!

Look, I hate to be a martyr, but I don't like to cook. In fact, cooking scares me because I'll mess up. I have to depend on other people to cook for me and that's bad.. sigh.. I miss my older sister. Atleast SHE knows how to cook.

Oh..and SHE WATCHES SOME WEIRDASS SHIT ON YOUTUBE.

...I wished I lived with my older sister. My mom is just doing these stupidass things and I'm special needs (I'm DID/ADD/Aspies) for GOODNESS SAKES.

[Dr. McNinja]

When my mom becomes drunk. Oh my fucking goodness, how that pisses me off. All she does is say stupid shit and expect ME to do something? She has been doing this since 2011. TWO THOUSAND AND GODDAMN ELEVEN.

The worst of arguments break out from us when she's drunk. I mean, tonight, she says she'll make dinner and what does she do? SHE NEGLECTS HER FUCKING WORD ALL BECAUSE SHE'S FUCKING DRUNK GODDAMNIT!

Look, I hate to be a martyr, but I don't like to cook. In fact, cooking scares me because I'll mess up. I have to depend on other people to cook for me and that's bad.. sigh.. I miss my older sister. Atleast SHE knows how to cook.

Oh..and SHE WATCHES SOME WEIRDASS SHIT ON YOUTUBE.

...I wished I lived with my older sister. My mom is just doing these stupidass things and I'm special needs (I'm DID/ADD/Aspies) for GOODNESS SAKES.

Sorry to hear that, Ludz. My mom's a bit like that, too, so I completely understand. (Minus the Youtube thing, that's weird)

Listen, if you need to talk about this at all, shoot me a PM or something. I'd be glad to talk.

[Magus]

People who text and drive.

Some dumb bitch in a gargantuan SUV almost put me and my fiancee into a guardwall last night all because her stupid conversation about Jamberry or some shit is more important than our lives. All this during one of the most intense storms this city has ever seen.

Fuck everyone who texts and drives. I hope the lot of you are stricken down by horrific ambulatory diseases that prevent you from driving while you slowly die in agony.

[Xehanort]

when reading below keep in mind when reading this, no matter how much i may dislike some people, I mean no harm to their mental or physical states. There is one exception

For you father I wish you a long life.. so you can experiance all the pain and suffering you have given me, my mother, and your three other wives. I pray the close net of family you have around you decays and sees you for who you really are.

Dad, you need to be brutally taught that the ends do not justify the means. So... *ahem* when you go on and try to explain to my brothers and sisters why i never come around any more, or why i left unnoticed in the first place, come up with another one of those lies everyone seems to see as truth. Tell them i went to the military like you wanted me to tell them (and i didn't asshole) and ill cover your driveway in nails.

I mean.. my little brother gave us all bedbugs. naturally we burn our beds and soak every fucking crivace in pestacide. No.. I did. because of me you dont think you have bedbugs anymore. My reward? nothing but a year of sleeping on the goddamn hardwood floor of my room while you put new beds in the other rooms... when people asked why i have no bed, you tell them I should go out and get one myself. Yeah.. right fuck you to dad. I was a sophmore in highschool, my job was minimum wage. i could barely pay for car insurance let alone a new bed.

Also.. what is wrong with going to work an hour early or staying an hour late to take a nap before clocking in or leaving? Especially when i have to deal with school, cleaning house and taking care of your kids while im home? If i work a ten to twelve hour shift.. you think i enjoy you making me split logs for our furnace for 5+ hours with no help from you as you sit in your goddamn chair and guzzle can after can of your stupid beer. I think i deserved a nap or two.

You should be glad i turned out the way i did. In highschool i stayed away from the parties from the drugs and the girls and kept my nose deep into books. being alone is what im good at... so when im not slaving away doing yard work alone while my siblings go out and enjoy themselves or while you sit there wasting your life way drinking, i think keeping to my own little world is fine. It was my escape from you. So shame on you for yelling to the point of smacking me around over pointless things stemming from the fact hardly ever left the house besides school, errands, or work. fuck you for telling my favorite hobbies (games, reading, writing, drawing, and sleeping) were all stupid waste of time.

I rather not go any deeper than that so...


while im at it i might as well get it out.

To those too uncaring or impatient to go the damn speed limit, know that the speed limit is a limit, not a starting point... so get off my ass or i'll have to abruptly stomp my brakes. So what if you hit me? if you were 1. paying attention 2. not on my ass and 3. trying to pressure me to go faster you wouldn't have a totaled car.

As for those truck drivers (you know who you are) who do this.. fuck you. there is definitely no excuse for you. because of bad drivers like you my best friend's little sister is now in intensive care. yeah.. fuck you.

to those too inconsiderate to bother checking the closing and opening times, fuck you. It takes me around two hours of driving to get home from work, so i would like to get what i can done. I should be done with my errands before closing time... but i cant do them if you all decide to come in at the last minute.

[Magus]

Don't... don't brake-check people. It's stupid and dangerous.

I get that it's not your fault (you're following the law). Much easier/safer to simply let off the gas and slow down until they take the hint and either go around you or back off.

You hurting someone (or yourself) won't help anybody, regardless of how righteous your anger might be. Remember, that dumbass behind you might have a kid or a dog in the car or something, and it's not their fault the driver's a dick.

Also, sorry about your dad. That sounds like a rough situation. I hope if you haven't gotten out of that situation that you're able to soon.

[The Grey Man]

Why do cigars have to be so fucking expensive? If my preferred brand of smokes were like 50 cents each that'd be great, but my cheapskate mind keeps fucking screaming at me even when I spend *a little* money on them. Like they're cheap for a cigar and I love the taste but just... fuck man why can't they cost less. >:C

[Lemmy Koopa]

Why does my mom think it's right to scold me for something I did not fucking do wrong? I swear. Every single time she comes across something as stressing, guess who gets the blame? ME.

In fact, I was only asked to find the broom in the kitchen, not there, checked in the sunroom, NOT THERE, I went to ask her and BAM. She yells at me threatening to take my computer away and call me lazy all because she gets shit.

I swear. I HATE IT WHEN SHE DOES THAT.

[Sarah Kerrigan]

so what the fuck I had a piping hot cup of coffee all ready to drink like, just a minute ago. I put it down for literally 5 seconds. Bam, it's gone into hammerspace. How the heck does a cup hide? Now I've gotta make a new cup because I've totally given up hope of finding my old cup, and hope I can find it later - before it goes moldy or something, stinking away in a corner of the house.
Goddamn lack of short-term memory.

[Lemmy Koopa]

:wat:

I fucking hate it when people are brought into that end of the world stuff. In fact, that's why I've became such a cynical little shit since because of what religion and prophecy is doing to my psyche.

Come on guys, this isn't two thousand and fucking twelve anymore. Cut that shit out of my life because I hear enough from my mom to which needs to go to the fucking counselor as much as I do.

My goodness, Sept 23rd. SEPTEMBER AND FUCKING 23RD is the hot date for these people. If nothing happens, I'm going to laugh my ass off.

[Lemmy Koopa]

Yes, I'm mad. AGAIN. And guess what? My mom scolds me and saying 'we are bumping heads again'? Please. This AGAIN?! Are you SERIOUS?

Yeah, right now, me and my mom are not in the best mindset of each other; I feel like avoiding her completely because one thing wrong and she scolds me about it. It's almost like she's like a vulture ready to peck at me.

..I loathe being the fucking scapegoat.

[Retane]

Stop head butting her?

[Belle]

EVERY MOTHER FUCKER ON THE ROAD THAT ISN'T ME. FUCKING WANKERS, ALL OF THEM. DID YOU REALLY NEED TO SPEED UP JUST SO YOU COULD STOP ME FROM GETTING OVER? THANKS FOR MAKING ME MISS MY EXIT, YOU FUCKING DICK.

[Kakashi Hatake]

People that complain endlessly about problems and NEVER do anything to change the situation. Especially when said changes are offered to them repeatedly by every person they complain to. It's like...do you even WANT to make shit better? Nah, you'd rather complain for the sake of complaining.

[Undyne]

Quick background before my rant: as a genetic issue I am lightly gluten-intolerant which means that if I eat bread or any other product containing wheat things get problematic for several days - I get acne and dandruff, most notably. As a result I have a gluten-free diet and regularly check various things with a specialized doctor. While I can't prove that the acne and dandruff are a result of me eating certain things I am just about certain that it is due to that, and the doctor I go to is a specialist for food intolerances. Also, I'm still on the lucky side of things - I won't get any lasting issues even if I accidentally eat a little gluten somewhere, like in a sauce or at a friend's party. So no, this isn't a rant about my "sickness"

Now, I don't mind other people eating "normally" around me. I also don't mind it if they don't understand what the intolerance is and forget about it, or they don't know that X item contains wheat. Hell, I even understand if we cook something together and you accidentally include ingredients containing wheat (this happened with a group of roommates before I moved out).
What I do mind is if you know and remember, yet you ignore it. "Just this once won't hurt", "Oh come on", "There's only a little bit", "Don't be a downer" or "Yeah, it's too much effort so we didn't adapt" make me cringe inside. I'm not doing this for fun or to piss anyone off! This is about my well-being. And yes, even once and only a little will still hurt. I'm not visiting a doctor on a regular basis becase I'd have extra money I want to throw out the window.

But what took the straw for me was when the mother of my sister's friend was over and she noticed me making a chestnut-flour bread (yes, it exists ). She's a doctor herself but specialized in an entirely different thing. "This whole thing is bullshit. All these gluten-free things you're eating are just placebos. Can you prove that the diet you are going through is what helped you? To me it sounds like you're just wasting money." This woman could have been my mother, age-wise, yet I was tempted to yell at her that day once I recovered from my initial shock.

Can I prove it? No. But honestly: if you have severe acne and dandruff, then after starting the diet with no medication taken whatsoever, after ca. 10 days both things are nearly completely gone, do you NEED proof? That woman barely knew me or anything about my diet, yet she had the audacity to throw her doubts at me and say to my face that she thinks we're wasting money without doing any research? Oh but she's a doctor too, right? She's gotta know. So it's her uninformed, biased word against that of a specialist who's taken samples and analyzed them.

If denial is how she treats every disease that she doesn't have solid proof of, I'd like to take her doctor's degree and stick it where the sun doesn't shine... along with a baguette for good measure.