Omniverse Dream Log

[Omni]

Post your dreams when you wake up.

[Guu]

I can't remember all the details, but here's part of a dream I had while I was napping just now.

I was riding the bus and I was talking the ear off the bus driver. Eventually, she got so fed up with me that she released the hand breaks, put the vehicle in neutral, got out closing the door behind her, and watched as the bus slowly rolled on into the up coming intersection. There was absolutely no traffic that day, so nothing happened as the bus came to a complete stop in the middle of it.

Eventually, she got back on and we both shared a laugh at the fact that she just attempted to murder me. I got off the next stop in a good mood.

[Thaal Sinestro]

I had a dream last night where I was in some far away land, trying to do something fun/enjoyable, though I can't remember what my original purpose there was.

At once point it became clear I was in the middle east, and some super bad dudes were abound. ISIS most likely, due to my trauma at their recently beheading of a historian I liked. Anyways, I somehow get rounded up in a sort of "Interview by Fire" by some Blackwater group of mercenaries. It was like a shooting gallery, but with people. I even managed to blow up a tank with a well-placed RPG. I remember quoting in the dream that I had "killed like, 50 fucking people," and I had this strange mixture of shame and pride in that fact. I knew they were bad people, and I would have been killed if I had jacked up, but I still felt bad for killing them. I was also sort of only going along with the Blackwater shit because it was the only way I could stay safe, and I kept on tryingto call people and figure out how to get the fuck out of there and go back home, or return to my original fun thing I was trying to do.

Meh. Not the weirdest, but it stuck in my mind for some reason.

[Ganondorf]

Dream 1: I don't remember TOO much of this one. I remember I was at least affiliated with the Army again. I watched as something looking like a cross between a large passenger plane and a helicopter crashed. As I went to go check on the people who crashed, they exited the aircraft and let me know they were fine. That's when I noticed the sky was actually replaced by a large dome. I vaguely remember a speech of some sort and other activities as well. And that's as much as I could recall from this dream. The next one is better.


Dream 2: So, I find myself in some kind of Safari-esque Disney World. It had multiple "zones", but each encompassed only a single ride, though each ride was fairly long. I went to the "tubing" area and got to floating around, after spending some time to empty my pockets of valuable electronics and such. I remember I was trying to find some attraction in one of the zones. Some things occured that sent me off the usual path for the tubes and start floating along a side path. There's a bunch of buildings back there, covered in vines and stuff. I remember reading the signs that were with them, but I can't for the life of me remember what they said anymore.

After a while I float to a dead end. In my mind I hear a voice telling me to look at the spider webs around. Then, spider lady showed up, looking awfully Lolth-esque. Me, and the guy who went after me when I floated the wrong way, GTFOd by foot. On the way back my Step Father in Law was floating down towards us and I remember him leaving his tube to walk into the woods and reappearing again shortly. This will come up again later in the dream, so remember it.

Because this is a dream, we go back to Spider Lady and somehow defeat her, through unknown means that may or may not have involved a store bought black spandex suit. Well, with Spider Lady gone, guess who shows up? Snake Lady. Ugh... Well, we all GTFO at this point, though back at the tubes I make sure to hit the invisible Question Block and get me some gold and silver coins. Because why the fuck not, right?

We have a small intermission at this point where I help a kid with his bullying problem. He was being hair-cut raped, is the closest approximation I could think to it. I asked him first if he wanted my help, then told him to stand-up for himself. He eventually did, and my job done, I entered the woods from before. My step-father in law was now some sort of uglier and fatter version of Popeye, but as I found what he had buried in the woods he slowly transformed into a Pig Man. (I know how ironic it is for ME to have a Pig Man dream. Shut up!). What he buried was a jar of... weird jam/gravy. Apparently it could heal disease, if I remember correctly, and make someone more powerful, but it made you an animal person as well.

More foggy hijinks occured after this point, and I'll just give you the bullet points.

* Went back to Snake Lady. Tried to find her with infrared, like a bunch of dumbasses, and almost died. She sent zombies after us. How she made zombies I have no idea.

* Tried to buy a sandwich and was only able to pay part of the cost due to insufficient cash on me. I paid the rest at the neighboring restaurant.

And that's about when I woke up. Enjoy a peek into my head. Both of these dreams occured in the last 8 hours.

[Demetri Malius]

Sleep Paralysis August 20th: I awake to find myself unable to move, same start to every time I have sleep paralysis. I stare out my window, frozen in the same position I fell asleep in. I hear something in the distance, the ocean maybe? But I don't live by the beach. A man's voice. It's time, he says. We must take him. Douse him in flame, for it must be done. A flash image, barrels, possibly, one is leaking, a pair of wrinkled hands grap the barrel. Another flash, a eerie smile in the darkness. I slowly feel heat over my body. But then another voice, female, and worried. No, she says. He still has plenty of time. We can't do this, not now. I won't allow it. I can feel the heat come closer, warming my body. The man grumbles angrily. It's his time. He must go. It becomes hotter, it feels as if the flames are right beside my body, but I see nothing, my eyes forced to stare out the window, my mouth silent, my body useless. She retorts. I won't allow it! The heat is unbearable, I can almost feel the flames lick my body as it starts to burn. I then hear the woman speak to me.a coll wind passes over my body, and I can no longer feel the flames. You're free, hurry.

I then gasp for air as I bolt upright into a sitting position on my bed. I am full of sweat, my body warm as it what had happened was real. But at least it's over now. I look around my dark room one last time as my breathing stabilizes. That one was pretty intense. They rarely get that bad. I quickly change my clothes and refresh myself with water to cool my body down. I'm still tired, and soon find myselflying back on my bed facing the window. I stare out into the darkness, same as this began, and the silence stayed true as I sleep came over me, calming me from the events prior.

[Athena Myaló]

This one is from Monday night, but pretty vivid (enough that I was able to draw parts) and really long... plus it involves Athena.

I started out in a big department store (for some reason, this is pretty common for my dreams). I was sort of wandering around between the shelves for a while - I stumbled across an unmanned photo booth, but I think I just noticed it and then passed by. As I was walking around, I noticed a robot floating (not magically, though - floating in a sci-fi sense) back and forth, like it was on patrol. I knew it was going to try and do something bad to me, so I started running in the other direction, but I didn't seem to be getting any farther away from it. It had one large, kind of conical arm that it pointed at me. At the end of the arm (the wide, circular end) was a large, round red light that lit up as it was pointed at me, and everything around me disappeared as I was teleported into a different dimension.

I landed in a grassy, area - it was like a large park. There were a few wood-chip areas with curving slides and climbing sets and such. There were a few of my friends there (although I didn't actually recognize them - I just knew they were my friends), and we banded together to run from the robot, which had followed us there. Insert chase scene here. At the same time, we were looking for one of my friends, who was running from us. He had a wallet or some other rectangular object that we needed, but he was keeping it away from us as some sort of game. Finally, we cornered him on one of the slides, and I grabbed it from him. After that, my friends stopped running from the robot and joined up with him (literally - in a line). I still didn't want to leave, though (it was going to take us to yet another dimension), and I kept running. I knew it would eventually catch me if it continued pursuit, but it decided (I heard its voice in my head, even though it wasn't talking to me) to leave me there, since I wanted to stay. It was at this point that I noticed that I was actually Athena, rather than myself (it was the only time I saw myself from a third-person perspective).

Cut to an entirely different area. It's night time, I'm myself again, and I'm walking around a college campus where the buildings and paths are composed mostly of red brick. I walk until I find myself on a few stairs leading down to a small plaza with a low, square fountain and a little tree in the corner. I sit down on the stairs and look out at a colorful lit city in the distance. I decide I want to go to college here just because it's so pretty, but I can't remember which campus I'm on. I look at the tree, and its leaves are shimmering in all these pale colors - lavender, neon green, orange, and red, mostly. This is completely normal. I turn around and look behind me. My friends from Eclipse Phase (people I do recognize this time) are all walking up, including our GM (who moved away IRL). They come into the plaza and sit around the fountain, doing their normal things (talking, looking at their phones, playing Nintendo, etc.). A few of them sit down around a table next to the fountain, which is where we're going to be playing D&D (which I realize as I suddenly remember why I'm there). Then one last person walks up. He tells us all to guess his name. He looks exactly like a friend of mine from middle school, so I guess that guy's name, but he says not quite. Immediately he no longer looks anything like that person (complete with his hair color changing from light blonde to black). This person is named something like Flick, and he's going to DM the session. We all walk to the table and sit down, and that's when I wake up.

I like the visuals of my dreams better than the stories, most of the time. I might post my drawings of this one here later. ||3