Email: From "Mickey" to "Samus"

[Mickey Mouse]

To: Samus Aran
From: Mickey Mouse

Samus,

Gosh, I sure hope you have been doing well since Dante’s Abyss. I was sorry to leave so soon after picking my reward, but I had urgent business to tend to in Camelot. Also, if I had to stay in a room with Deadpool for much longer then I might have compromised my morals again, and I did not want that to happen at all.

Oh, by the way, this is my first time trying to send anything from this nifty little thing, so I’m sorry if I do anything wrong!

Anyway, I suppose you’d like to know why I’m sending you this. Well, Samus, I guess I should tell you—although you might have already heard—that I’m on the run. I had a run-in with some jerks from this thing called the Empire a little while ago and now I think they’re sending people after me. I’ve sent Minnie (my wife) to take shelter in a little town in this area (which I can’t say until I’m sure this channel is secure or whatever, you understand) while I work on some other things. (Oh, by the way, I found my wife, Minnie! You really should meet her, I think she’d love you.)

So anyway, while I’m doing my work, I decided to try and spend some time searching for my friends. I wasn’t sure if Erza or Harry or Pepsiman would have one of these fancy devices, but I found this “email address” (whatever that means) for you and decided I would shoot something out into the Dataverse and see if you got it. I hope this reaches you well, Samus. Despite the fact that I absolutely despise living in this Omniverse, I gotta admit that I miss you guys bunches.

Anyway, I suppose that’s all I really have to say for now. Once I establish that this is actually you, I’ll go into more details about my current situation, but—well, you can never be too safe, you know. I’m sure you understand.

Hopin’ to hear from you soon, Samus.

Mickey

[Samus Aran]

To: Mickey Mouse
From: Samus Aran

Yeah, sorry, been a little … out of it. Apparently you sent this email weeks ago. I should know better than to idle in the Nexus.

You know I’m not much for words. But if you need any help you can call me. I think maybe if not for you guys I would have really lost my mind in the competition. I did a stupid thing on the way out. I tried to banish Karl Jak. Of course it didn’t work, being his own verse and all … but I’m still glad I tried. That scumbag is a piece of work, I don’t care how he puts it or what he says — he’s the cause of all that suffering we faced. And I WILL keep working to make sure people like him are put in their place.

Actually, I should probably mention this. I spoke to my friend Adam, I’ve been working on founding an organisation for some time now. Basically the point is to have a network of like-minded people who can help each other and help others. I know it’s not a stretch to say you’re a good person. I really think you would be a good fit for it. I even named it MESH, because it’s like a network of sorts. I mean, we’re both already in trouble with the Empire, so why not piss them off more, right?

I’ll probably get in touch with Erza and Harry too. Look after yourself, Mick.

-Samus

[Samus Aran]

To: Mickey Mouse
From: Samus Aran

I knew I forgot to add something. I’m heading to Camelot. Hoping I can find some more support there. I hear Aragorn is a pretty decent King. Not sure what to make of that but I guess I’ll find out myself.

-Samus

[Mickey Mouse]

To: Samus Aran
From: Mickey Mouse

So good to hear from you, Samus. It's funny, actually, I was just talking about you. I ran into this boy who says he came to the Dante's Abyss facility with you and Harry. His name is Blues, and he seems very nice. I like him quite a bit. It was cool to realize that we had the two of you in common.

Anyway, Samus, I would absolutely love to help you in that cause. Helping others has always been a major thing for me, even back during my days as king. Any chance to get back at jerks like Karl Jak (good on you for trying, by the way) or the Empire sounds like a great plan to me, pal. I don't know how long I am for this Omniverse, though... I'm really trying to make it back home with my wife. I just have this awful feeling that they need us there. But until I find a way back, I would love to help you.

I don't know much about Aragorn. I heard a few things here and there when I was staying in Camelot, but they're just rumors, you know. I guess I can tell you now; I'm in this big forest called the Tangled Green. Blues and I just arrived to some big tree named Yig-a-dragons or something, we're supposed to talk to some lady named Whisperwind. Maybe she can help?

Anyway, Minnie's been e-mailing me and she says that Princess Guu of Ambrosia allowed her to set up a little house in the city limits. Maybe you can come by and visit, or I'll run into you somewhere else. Either way, I'd love to see all of you soon, Samus. I miss the three of you a lot.

Your pal,
Mickey

[Samus Aran]

To: Mickey Mouse
From: Samus Aran

Brilliant. I'm glad Blues is in safe hands. That kid has a way of wandering off like you wouldn't believe.

Tyrande Whisperwind is supposed to be the leader of the elves in the Green. I don't know much about them, to be honest. But if you can get in contact with them, it would be great to get more people on our side.

I'll put you in touch with Adam, he can fill you in on all the MESH stuff. He's an AI, so he's pretty good at scouring the net for information.

Samus

[Mickey Mouse]

To: Samus Aran
From: Mickey Mouse

I'll do my best to win her to our cause. You won't regret placing your trust in me, Samus.

I'll be looking forward to hearing from Adam. I think I remember you mentioning him in the Abyss, so it'll be nice to finally meet him.

MESH. Just like the good ol' days. The terrible, terrible good ol' days.

Your pal,
Mickey