"Questions that are answered in the rules" megathread

[Darth Vader]

I see that Emperor Palpatine hasn't been used as an NPC yet, may I apply for him?

[Guu]

How long is Omni's penis? I need it as reference for an IC post I'm doing.

[Thaal Sinestro]

How long is Omni's penis? I need it as reference for an IC post I'm doing.

It's about "yes" iches

[Omni]

Omni's penis does not conform to Euclidean forms of measurement.

[Tearen Wover]

Nealaphh has a hypothesis that Omni's penis is, in fact, constructed of a hyperbolic space fold, meaning the closer you get to it, the farther away it looks.

This is the reason Omni doesn't appear to have genitals when Primes see him when they are summoned.

If one were to reach sufficient distance from Omni, however, his penis would gradually appear larger and larger, until one would come to realize that Omni is, in fact, an inifinitely huge dick.

[Gildarts]

Is Senpai still Senpai if he notices me?

[Darth Vader]

So back home Jon led this thing called the Nights Watch which he could easily utilise as a private militia/army. Can I use them to usurp Omni?

[Omni]

What is the maximum breast size my character is allowed?

[Guu]

Character name: Snoop Dogg

Character source: Snoop Dogg

Character history: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snoop_Dogg">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snoop_Dogg</a><!-- m -->

Physical Description: (originals only)

Stats:
ATK: 4
DEF: 1
SPD: 2
TEC: 2

Starting Proficiencies: Physical Strength (1000), Ranged Proficiency (1000)

Starting Powers:

Starting Moves:

Glock: Shoots stuff. (300)

Smoke Weed Erryday: Smoke some weed. (300)

I confirm that I have read and agreed to the Rules of Conduct.



Is my character good?

[Jim Raynor]

I know it says no duplicate characters, but what if I make a twin sister to Sarah Kerrigan called Sari Kerrigan and instead of staying human, I be the Queen of Blades?

[The Grey Man]

Character name: Snoop Dogg

Character source: Snoop Dogg

Character history: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snoop_Dogg">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snoop_Dogg</a><!-- m -->

Physical Description: (originals only)

Stats:
ATK: 4
DEF: 1
SPD: 2
TEC: 2

Starting Proficiencies: Physical Strength (1000), Ranged Proficiency (1000)

Starting Powers:

Starting Moves:

Glock: Shoots stuff. (300)

Smoke Weed Erryday: Smoke some weed. (300)

I confirm that I have read and agreed to the Rules of Conduct.



Is my character good?

This makes me wonder just how silly a legitimate OC can be before they get rejected purely for being so silly.

My question: how many different catchphrases can I give my character before the admins yell at me for just trying to cheese out extra OM?

[Enel]

Guys how do I find Omni?

[Jim Raynor]

Since there's a Dark Link already, and the rules say there can be Dark versions of people, can I be Dark Dark Link?

[Magus]

To add to that question, can there be a doppelditto? A Dittoganger? A false ditto who takes on the form of ditto? A ditto shapeshifter, if you will. A skindancer that becomes a ditto, if you catch my drift.

[Gilgamesh]

Can I buy the site from you?

[Sasuke Uchiha]

How much SP does telepathy cost? Per round?

[Omni]

Who is Omni?

[Thaal Sinestro]

Who is Omni?

I dunno, some asshole pervert that watches everyone from pseudo heaven

[Chloe Price]

Is this move okay?

Sword Drop


A sword falls onto the target's head, instantly killing them, no matter their DEF stat or the user's ATK stat. This takes no effort to the user, can be used infinitely, and will work on any target, even Omni.

[Omni]

Is this move okay?

Sword Drop


A sword falls onto the target's head, instantly killing them, no matter their DEF stat or the user's ATK stat. This takes no effort to the user, can be used infinitely, and will work on any target, even Omni.

I'm not a staff member but that seems fine!